11. You can't eat a fat person in one bite

"Oh, read!" The emperor let out a sneer, flicked his sleeves and sat down, "Don't you have the ability to go to the study and squat outside?" In the future, just continue to squat, and ask Lao Tzu what to do? ”

Shen Yuli immediately smiled, and kowtowed: "Thank you for your father's grace!" ”

The Emperor was stunned for a moment, and his mind quickly recalled what he had just said.

Enzhun? When did he grant it?

Doubts arose, and Huan Lin had already asked for him: "Are you stupid Shen Yuli?" Your Majesty didn't agree at all! He told you to squat outside the study! ”

Shen Yuli didn't think it was wrong, and raised his head with a smile: "You're stupid!" With my father's words, in the future, if I go to the study to study, I will be ordered to study, and I don't believe that the third brother can beat me for this again! ”

Huan Lin heard it in the clouds, and Ye Jieyu next to her had already wiped her tears again: "Your Majesty, look at this...... What a sensible child! ”

"Sensible? He knows a fart! The emperor slapped the table angrily, "Spineless thing!" Lao Tzu's face was all lost by him! ”

The smile on Shen Yuli's face froze, and he hung his head in disappointment.

The more the emperor looked at it, the more angry he became, grabbed a hard steamed bun on the table and slammed it: "If you want to read, go to the study and read it for me, don't be that thief who can't be on the table!" ”

Shen Yuli said yes again and again.

The emperor looked at his submissive appearance becoming more and more eye-catching, and added angrily: "You also weigh how many catties and taels you have, don't think about kicking your nose in the face!" ! ”

Ye Jieyu looked anxious as if she wanted to say something, Shen Yuli had already kowtowed and said "retire", picked up and walked around the forest.

Huanlin followed out of the door in a daze, and then suddenly jumped up in a hurry: "What...... Are we really leaving? Are you stupid or not? The peonies in the wrong season do not bloom, and the aged shallots do not sprout, and there will be no such shop in this village! Even if you don't want to recognize your stepmother, you should take this opportunity to ask your father for something to eat......"

"You're stupid." Shen Yuli's pace quickened, and he didn't look back: "A fat man will die if he eats one bite!" Otherwise, what do you think my father's last words mean? ”

Huan Lin thought about it for a while, and became even more confused.

What's wrong with that last sentence? The words "get out" are easy to understand!

Shen Yuli's brisk pace seemed to be in a good mood, but he obviously didn't mean to help Huan Lin answer his questions. Huan Lin followed behind him, and several times he wanted to speak, but he swallowed it again.

It's not that she suddenly realized the truth that "silence is golden", but because after leaving the gate of Qixiang Palace, she saw the golden roof of the Buddha Hall as soon as she looked up.

Huan Lin only felt that his heart hurt badly, and his hands involuntarily grabbed the corners of Shen Yuli's clothes, and the tighter he clenched.

Shen Yuli dragged her away for a while, and finally stood on his feet unbearably, and said coldly: "Just allowing you to mess around in Qixiang Palace does not mean that you will be infinitely indulged in the future." Let go! ”

Huan Lin was caught off guard and was thrown away by him, staggered two steps to stand firm, and immediately blushed with anger: "Why are you like this!" In front of the emperor, that obedient and talkative is good, and behind his back, he is like a fierce king, and he will only bully me! The gourd picks the tender pinch, the persimmon picks the soft pinch, and the soft is afraid of the hard......"

Shen Yuli turned his head and glanced at her.

Huan Lin hurriedly raised his hand and patted it on his mouth, and said solemnly: "I know!" Noisy! Shut up! ”

Shen Yuli nodded in approval, turned around and continued to walk without saying a word.

Huanlin still followed two steps behind, feeling both aggrieved and puzzled, kicking and stepping on the fallen stones all the way.

Suddenly, Shen Yu left his mouth and asked, "How can you know so clearly about those sneaky things in Concubine Chu's palace?" ”

Huan Lin was still angry in his heart, and refused to answer, and his feet were trampled loudly.

Shen Yuli didn't seem to be in a hurry to wait for her to answer, he returned to his residence in silence all the way, and only after entering the door did he ask again: "Your ability is not small, it stands to reason that it should not be difficult to earn food, why didn't you even have a master before you met me?" ”

Huan Lin didn't think she had any ability, she felt that she really didn't have any chance to get home.

You see, after so many days, knowing that Shen Yuli was cold and bad-tempered, she didn't make up her mind to leave, but she still ran before and after worrying about him and being tired, and went to the imperial dining room every day to steal food for him, what else could she do with this little money?

Just thinking of this, Shen Yuli suddenly stretched out his hand to her: "Where's tonight's dinner?" ”

Huanlin was stunned for a moment, and then fell on the grass with both hands, and closed his eyes: "There is no dinner tonight!" ”

"It's no wonder there's none!" Shen Yuli snorted, "You hum and cry without eating, it's not like I haven't seen it!" What did you steal from the Imperial Dining Room earlier? Don't hide it, take it out! ”

"Not really!" Huan Lin was aggrieved, "I originally stole a whole lotus leaf chicken tonight, and then ......"

Later, when she heard that Yu Linwei was coming to search, she sent a message in advance to let the cat take it. - I can't say that.

Shen Yuli frowned.

At this moment, this little eunuch really doesn't look like he has a whole lotus leaf chicken hidden. But it's impossible to hide elsewhere, Yu Linwei has come to search, the kind that digs three feet into the ground.

So, what about chickens?

When Huan Lin opened his eyes, he saw Shen Yuli looking at her with blazing eyes, and he was so frightened that he immediately turned over and sat up again, and quickly shrank into the corner: "It's really gone!" I put it next to your crockpot with water, and Yu Linwei didn't see it when he came to search the palace, so he really lost it! ”

Shen Yuli didn't believe this.

This deserted garden is usually not visited by anyone at all. If it is said that the thief stole the lotus leaf chicken, unless something in the garden has become a sperm.

It's weird.

The more Shen Yuli thought about it, the more suspicious he felt, and suddenly got up and pounced on Huanlin: "It doesn't matter if you say it, I've seen it!" ”