Chapter 132: A Show of Ventriloquist (I)

Yurong was smart, and when he saw Liu Zhang's lustful appearance, he was shocked and frightened, and took a few steps back. Liu Zhang stroked his white beard, stared tightly, saliva was dripping from his mouth, and he breathed in the fragrance of Yurong, and finally couldn't control it, suddenly took a step forward, grabbed Yurong's hand, and said: "Princess, forgive the old minister for being rude, you are so beautiful, I, I, and I are reluctant to let you go, you can't go out." ”

Liu Zhang came up to him with an old face, exhaled a breath of stink, and sprayed it on Yurong's face, Yurong was startled, and said, "You, you, you are bold!" Let me go, or I'll tell the Emperor's brother! Liu Zhang heard the word emperor, his heart was shocked, he immediately let go, clapped his hands, and said: "Princess, if the old minister doesn't pull you, I'm afraid you have already left the garden, please go back, princess!" ”

Yurong was angry and hateful, but he had no choice but to return to the garden. She remembered that Geng Gongshang was still in prison, and she didn't know how much suffering she would endure, and she couldn't help but feel like a knife, but she had no choice but to turn her sorrow into countless tears and water them under the green trees and yellow flowers.

Liu Zhang saw Yurong leaving, his heart was still pounding, and he still had that feeling of electric shock in his hand, he sighed and shook his head. On this day, he chose a place in the garden, and while drinking, he watched the singers dance, and there was a spring in front of him, and there were birds chirping. A white-skinned and beautiful woman, desperately twisting her waist, from time to time throwing flattering eyes at Liu Zhang, Liu Zhang's heart was itchy, drunk half awake and half drunk, stepped forward and hugged a woman, pressed in her arms, up and down her hands, confused. Just as he was in the mood, suddenly a general rushed over and said, "General, general, I don't know when, General Dou arrived in the garden and is calling you to go." ”

Liu Zhang was shocked, hurriedly pushed the woman away, stood up, straightened his robe, and said, "Go, go and lead the way!" The woman didn't know what was going on, got up from the ground, stuck to it like a snake, wrapped her arms around Liu Zhang, and gasped: "General, play again, play again." "It's light, it's very seductive.

That Liu Zhang was bored in his heart, and he had no intention of pity for the jade, so he raised his hand and slapped it on the woman's snow-white face, showing five fingerprints. The woman was beaten so much that her eyes were full of stars, covering her face, stunned, inexplicable, Liu Zhang hated and scolded: "I don't know if I live or die, don't I know what will happen?" He didn't pay attention to him, followed the general, crossed the green water rockery, and arrived at the Dou Gu.

I saw that there was only one screen in the room, silent and empty. Liu Zhang couldn't help but be stunned and said, "What about General Dou?" Before the general could answer, a loud shout sounded behind the screen: "Liu Zhang, bold!" "The voice is majestic and powerful, it is Dou Gu!

Liu Zhang was startled, lowered his shoulders, shrunk into a ball, and said in a trembling voice: "Dou, General Dou, I don't know what and what crime is there?" ”

Dou Gu said coldly: "What about Yurong? ”

"Isn't sheβ€”she's not in the park?" Liu Zhang had no bottom in his heart. The general leaned over and said in a low voice: "General, in the morning, the maid suddenly came to report that the princess was missing, and we went into the garden to look for it." After looking for a while, General Dou summoned us to the pavilion and asked where the princess was, and we reported the truth that General Dou was angry and asked us to call you. ”

Liu Zhang only understood that an old face was pale, and sweat the size of a bean was dripping from his forehead. Dou Gu said again: "I heard that you are a thin princess and forced her away, do you just want to occupy this garden?" ”

When Liu Zhang heard this, his feet were weak, he knelt down and said, "General Dou, give me ten guts, I don't dare to wow." ”

Dou Gu snorted: "General Liu, you have been fighting with me for many years, and you are a member of the Han family, it stands to reason that Ben Jiang would not dare to punish you, but what you did this time really made Ben Jiang angry!" Liu Zhang was dizzy and trembling. Dou Gu said again: "Your boss is not small, and you have grown these white beards in vain!" Someone came, shaved Liu Zhang's eyebrows and beard! ”

As soon as these words came out, the people present were taken aback. Liu Zhang has always regarded his beard as his life, and he usually loses a few of them, and he is very sad, if he wants to shave it, won't he pull out his teeth! Liu Zhang's face was flushed, and none of his subordinates dared to move. Dou Gu sneered: "Could it be that the beard is heavier than the head?" The room was silent, and no one dared to reply. Liu Zhang suddenly felt that this Dou Gu seemed to be different from before, but what was the difference? If he can't say it, even if he can, it's useless.

At this time, there was a sound of "Cang Lang Lang" on the side of the screen, and Dou Gu actually pulled out his sword and said angrily: "Do you want Ben to do it himself?" ”

Liu Zhang was shocked and said in a trembling voice: "No, don't dare." At this time, a maid came up, holding a knife, grabbed Liu Zhang's white shiny beard, Liu Zhang screamed "ah", grinned: "Tap, tap......"

The maid didn't care about it, and said coldly: "General Liu, please don't move, I'm a woman, my technique is not good, if you cut it, don't blame me." Liu Zhang's heart was stunned, sitting straight, and he really moved. The maid smiled: "That's right, it's better to be well-behaved." The hands kept moving, and wisps of white whiskers fluttered in the air, slowly falling to the ground, and even the eyebrows were shaved, and they were as smooth as a walnut. The maid couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "General Liu is much more majestic now!" ”

Liu Zhang was angry, crying and mourning, but he didn't dare to make a sound. When his subordinates saw it, they all wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh, and they held it back one by one, which was really uncomfortable. Dou Gu said sharply: "Hurry up and get out of the Yujing Garden!" Without the general's order, no one is allowed to come in again! Liu Zhang was angry, took his subordinates, and left in a huff.

At this time, a person flashed out from behind the screen, but it was Yurong! The maid smiled and said: "The princess is a good ventriloquist, imitating General Dou's tone, exactly the same, Ren Liu Zhang is as good as a ghost, and she has also been deceived, and now her eyebrows and beard are shaved, like that, like potatoes, it's too funny." ”

Yurong didn't have a trace of a smile, sullen: "Let's go quickly, if Liu Zhang comes to his senses, it will be too late." It turned out that Yurong was worried about Geng Gong day and night, and suddenly thought of a plan, used his ventriloquist skills, and drove Liu Zhang away, but he didn't expect this plan to succeed.

Geng Gong was imprisoned for the second time, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly: "When I, Geng Gong, was on the battlefield, how could I have thought that I would be imprisoned twice!" Life is eventful, but it's quiet, just right to get some sleep. "He is in the Tiger Camp, patrolling for days, how can he have a day of leisure? When he arrived in prison, Geng Gong did not eat or drink, slept for two days and two nights, and had countless dreams, dreaming of his father, Wu Meng, Ma Juan, Ruyan, and Zhang Feng...... Those who passed away came into his mind one by one, making Geng Gong sad.