The first 70 horsewhip is the royal road
The dog's luck is still good, and the questioner happened to ask about him.
Behind the tea table, the thin old man reclined on the kang and asked the dog, "Say, boy, what are you looking for?" ”
The dog looked up at him, then turned his head to look at the fat old man drinking tea, and arched his hand and said: "The fat man in the leather market, my wolf skin has been blackened, and the boy wants to ask the two of you to go over and administer justice." ”
The thin old man turned his head to look at the fat old man first, sat up straight while laughing, and said, "Xiao Langjun speaks very concisely and clearly!" So be it! Let's keep it simple, leather, we can help you get it back, but this leg cost ......."
The dog sighed, the crows in this world are really black, phew, I forgot, I am also a servant now, well, I am a white crow! Look down and think about it, if you can get the skin back for a few pennies, you will give it to him, after all, you don't want to cause trouble!
"Two poor masters, I don't know how much money is needed for this leg and foot?"
The fat old man coughed and said to the thin old man, "Sancheng!" ”
The thin old man laughed and said, "You have no opinion, of course I don't either!" After speaking, he turned his head to the dog and said, "Hear me, boy, Sancheng!" ”
Of course the dog heard it, and it sounded clearly, no wonder the fat man dared to be blatantly greedy for his own skin, and he didn't care at all when he heard that he went to find the yacha, if the dog didn't know that these two gangs were together, this brain could be dug out and sold as tofu.
Turning his head to look at the fat old man who was talking, hey, there was still a little resemblance between his eyebrows and the fat man.
"Cough" the dog arched his hand and said: "The price of thirty percent is really high, the boy's family is still waiting to sell the skin for food to eat, can the two of you be cheaper!" ”
The thin old man smiled and said: "Boy, I can tell you the price of thirty percent, I am already taking care of you, if you don't believe it, you can go out and inquire!" ”
The government servant, why is he deeply hated by the people, it is at this point that the county government is almost equal to zero, but the errand has to be expected to let them do it wholeheartedly, and then it gave birth to all kinds of conventions and "bad rules", and the grasp of the scale depends on the mood of handling the government.
Originally, I wanted to do something for a few pennies, but it didn't seem to be possible, so the dog arched his hand and said, "That kid has thanked the two masters!" You two drink slowly, and the kid will go first! ”
After finishing speaking, he turned around and wanted to go out, and the fat old man on the side said: "Boy, if you come in again after going out of this door, it will be doubled!" ”
The thin old man in the back also said: "Boy, let me remind you again, the prison food in the yamen is not cheap!" ”
The dog snorted, ignored the two and went out.
Out of the teahouse, staring at the unusually bustling fur market in front of me, I always felt that under the lively surface, a large net full of traps was ready to be launched.
Looking up at the sky, the sun is so big, I can't feel a little warmth.
"Bang!" The dog standing at the door of the teahouse was hit hard by a big man.
"Little cub, good dogs don't get in the way, you know no! I didn't see my grandfather coming! Still stunned here! ”
Turning his head to look at the fat man who was pointing at himself and cursing non-stop, his heart was tired, and for the first time, he felt that the fat man was so ugly.
Sigh, I don't want to cause trouble, it doesn't mean that I'm afraid of trouble, although we are the officials of Yuchuan County, but they are also officials, and the businessmen of Longzhou County should be no problem!
Thinking about it like this, the dog put his hand into his arms, and a special small leather whip stayed quietly, this small leather whip was still Zhao Tizhi saw that the dog was young, and deliberately turned it out of the warehouse.
"Little cub, look at what Grandpa is doing! If you're not convinced, hit me. The fat man pointed to his face and sneered at the dog.
The dog coughed and said hello, took out a small leather whip, and hit him fiercely, but he was really not as tall as him, and he saw that he took out the whip, covered his face and hidden, and the whip that was originally running to his face ended up on his buttocks.
"Smack!
"Whew~"
A whip sounded accompanied by a scream, and the fat man covered his ass with one hand and clenched his fist with the other hand to step over and beat the dog.
"Little cub, you dare to really do it, see if grandpa doesn't kill you today!"
"Smack" another whip.
The dog took off the tooth tag on his waist, and said to the crowd of people who gathered around to watch the excitement: "The official is handling the case!" It's not about getting out of the way, carefully the master will pull you into the yamen to eat the board! ”
This sentence has been said by almost all officials in the world, and it has been said more than once, but for dogs, it is the first time to say it.
As soon as the words came out, he felt that he was not majestic enough, and he pondered in his heart that he would not say it again, and as soon as he coughed and wanted to say more, the group of people who were watching the excitement dispersed in a hurry.
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances!" The dog snorted coldly and turned around, huh? What about fat outside? Looking left and right for no one, I didn't expect this guy to be a chicken thief, and he actually ran away while he turned around.
Forget it, the original target was not him, turned his head to look at the leather street, and angrily walked towards Wang Fatzi's shop with a whip.
When I entered the door, I saw the fat man drinking tea.
The dog shouted: "Wang Fatty! ”
Wang Fatzi raised his head and saw the dog standing at the door with a whip in his hand, and he didn't think about it, so he stood up and walked up to the dog and said, "Little baby, where is the official you are looking for?" Why did you come here with a whip yourself? Why do you want to beat me up? Hahaha......"
The eyes of this smile were completely gone, and the dog who looked at it was disgusted for a while, so he said to him: "Your official master didn't ask for help, but I won't delay beating you!" Wang Fat Man eats and fights! ”
After shouting "eat and fight", my ears were numb.
No, I was only twelve years old, how could I make such a lion roar, and I quickly turned around to look, and saw a big man with a black beard carrying a horsewhip and leading a thin man into it angrily.
The dog hurriedly flashed aside.
The black-bearded man looked at the dog, and said to Wang Fatzi: "Wang Fatzi, your grandson even dares to lie to your grandfather's nephew!" ”
Dog: It's a mess!
"Look at me if I don't kill you today" After the black-bearded man scolded Wang Fatzi, he raised the cowhide whip in his hand, and didn't listen to Wang Fatman's explanation, crackling was a whip, and the Wang Fat Man who hit him went to hide everywhere, but the cowhide whip seemed to have long eyes, and it was sure to be able to accurately pump his buttocks.
This formation, looking at the dog for a while, well, happy!
Wang Fatman was beaten with tears on his face, lying on the ground and rolling around, and the black-bearded man smoked again before he stopped and pointed at the fat man is scolding.
The dog only listened to two sentences and understood, the same leather goods as himself were hacked by this fat man, but it was worse than himself, and he was deceived into a full car.
"Third grandfather, spare me, if the little one knew that the person was your nephew and killed him, he wouldn't dare to lie to him!"
The fat man knelt on the ground and kowtowed violently.
The corners of the black-bearded man's mouth were crooked, he raised the whip and whipped again, only to smoke a few blood strips on his buttocks before letting him go, stepped up to him, stepped on his chest and said viciously: "Say it!" How do you want to do this? ”
Wang Fatzi was overwhelmed by his stepping, pulled his shoes with two hands, and cried and shouted: "The third grandfather loosens his feet, and the little one can't breathe!" ”
The black-bearded man retracted his feet, squatted in front of him with a whip and asked, "Say, if I am not satisfied with this matter, you won't want to gasp in the next life!" ”
Wang Fatzi struggled to get up and said, "Third grandfather, the goods haven't been sold yet, and the small one will be brought to you immediately." ”
The black-bearded man spat out and said, "I'll tell you again, say, how do you want to end it?" ”
Dare to do a deceitful business, that head is absolutely smart, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he bared his teeth and said: "The third grandfather boy gave you money!" ”
The black-bearded man patted him on the face with a whip and said, "Count you kid smart!" Go ahead! Say more! ”
"Fifty pieces of sheepskin, three pieces of silver, a total of fifteen taels of silver......
A crisp loud sound interrupted Wang Fatzi's muttering.
The fat man covered his face and looked at the big man aggrievedly.
"You said you would triple the price for my nephew! How did you forget? The black-bearded man stood up and reached out to take a rattan chair cushion while wiping his hands and said: "Fifteen taels have tripled, well, that's fifty taels, this matter is over, Wang Fatty, what do you think?" ”
Wang Fatzi said with a bitter face: "Third grandfather, this shop is not worth fifty taels!" Otherwise, I'll give you the shop! ”
The black-bearded man laughed and said, "Fat Wang, do you still want to play tricks?" Your shop is rented, do you think grandpa doesn't know? ”
Seeing that the big man was about to take out the whip again, the fat man who climbed on the ground cried and said, "Third grandfather, don't do it again!" Small give, small give! ”
The black-bearded man stretched out his hand and said, "Then bring it!" ”
"Third grandfather, the kid doesn't have so much for a while, can you pay half first?"
"Smack" a leather whip, well, still on the cheek.
"Fat Wang, grandpa sent someone to check before he came! Your kid only exchanged two hundred taels of silver tickets from the silver pile yesterday, do you think grandpa doesn't know? ”
The old bottom was exposed again, and his ass couldn't bear him to pump, and he couldn't afford to provoke him, so Wang Fatzi gritted his teeth and had to take out the money.
The black-bearded man walked out with a thin man who was happy, and before leaving, he taught the dog that "the whip is king."
Encouraged by him, the dog squatted in front of him with a whip and said, "Wang Fatty, where is the wolf skin of the master?" ”
Wang Fatzi raised his head and looked at the dog viciously and said, "Little cub, you wait for grandpa to stand up, you have to beat your and urine!" ”
The dog sighed, the big man was right, the whip of this slippery profiteer is more effective than the mouth.
Bang Bang Bang ......
The whip may be small, but it is not diminished in its power when it whips people.
A hard slap, well, still a mouthful.
Wang Fatzi from "Little cub, you are looking for death!" "Don't fight, little cub!" And then to "the little official, please stop fighting", and finally "give it, the wolf's skin is in the cabinet!" ”
The dog also pulled a piece of rattan chair cushion, wiped his hands and leather whip, threw it on the ground and walked to the counter, and when he saw that the fan leaves were locked, he walked back to the fat man, and when he stretched out his hand, the fat man's flesh trembled.
"Master, what else are you going to do?"
The dog pouted and said, "Give me the key!" ”
I took the key and went back to the counter, opened the cabinet, saw several burdens inside, rummaged through them, found the baggage with a wolf's skin on my back, walked to the door of the house with my back on my back, and spat at the fat man of the king: "Bah, profiteer!" ”
He turned his head and walked out, and as soon as he went out of the door, a vicious voice suddenly sounded behind him.
"Boy, do you want to pat your ass and leave after playing prestige?"
The dog turned his head and looked, yelling, fat old man.