Chapter 18: Seinfeld's Methods
When Seinfeld arrived, the road in the middle of the stockade had already been beaten by two groups of people and began to be dusty, and none of the children in the stockade were afraid, one by one they were lying on the wall with bowls and watching with relish, even if the unlucky child of the old Wei family had tears on his face at this time, but he couldn't close his mouth with a smile.
If nothing else, just for this Tian Lao Er and their group of people were beaten by their fathers, uncles and uncles.
"Don't fight, don't fight, the big boss is coming!" A clever child suddenly stood on the courtyard wall of his house and shouted.
The adults wanted to stop when they heard it, but in this situation, whoever stops first will suffer! What's more, at this time, He Lao Wu and their group of people were fighting smoothly, and when they stopped suddenly, those mad dogs did not take the opportunity to fight back.
"Stop it, don't you hear?" Seinfeld snapped.
He Lao Wu stopped, but Tian Lao Er, who was pressed under him, smashed it with a punch, who knew that He Lao had already taken precautions and slapped him in the face with a backhand.
"Dogs still have to be beaten, don't they?" After He Lao Wu finished speaking, he slapped him on the other side of his face.
Tian Lao Er was completely stunned by the two slaps of the porcelain, and a brawl gradually stopped.
"Big boss!" He Lao Wu let go of Tian Lao Er, got up and arched his hand towards Song Fei.
"What's going on?" Seinfeld said.
He Lao Wu said: "Tian Lao Er, this dog-like thing is even a child's death, I can't look at it for a while, so I teach him a lesson, but the group of dogs is not a big deal to see the excitement, and they also come to join in the fun." ”
After hearing this, Seinfeld walked up to Tian Lao Er and said, "Did you wrong?" ”
Tian Lao Er spat on the ground with a mouthful of blood, and said angrily: "Now He Lao Wu is your person, of course you are towards him." ”
Who knew that the next moment, Seinfeld stepped on his heart and said angrily: "That's not wronging you!" ”
Don't look at Seinfeld's daughter's family, her thighs are not as thick as these old men's arms, but what she has refined is her Song family's open heaven slash, who in the whole village dares to doubt her strength.
With this foot down, Tian Lao Er suddenly felt that all the air in his lungs was squeezed out in an instant, his internal organs twisted into a ball, and suddenly his throat was sweet and a mouthful of old blood was spit out.
"What are you doing?" Tian Lao Er is speechless in pain now, but he can't be angry with those little minions towards him!
"Presumptuous!" Seinfeld's eyes were sheared, and the little minion who was talking just now was suddenly startled, and looked back at his little friends, only to find that his usually righteous friends were hanging up one by one, and they almost didn't him off.
In fact, these little friends of his don't want to be so cowardly! But the second leader outside the crowd is staring there like a tiger, if he is really provoked, it will not be a matter of one foot or two, he will inevitably be beaten by the stupid big man.
"I see that you are less and less interested in me as a big boss, so in this case, let you remember it for a long time today. Someone! Tie me up for these guys. ”
Congren was about to make a move, but saw Tian Lao Er endure anger and said, "I don't accept it." ”
"It's your business whether you accept it or not, from today on, I want you to know that Ben Boss never needs you to be convinced, what I need is your fear."
Tian Lao Er is Zhao Yi's iron dog, what kind of joke is it for such a person to reason with him and convince him? If you have this time, you might as well go home and listen to the story!
So Seinfeld said to his subordinates: "This guy hung me up and pumped hard, isn't he unconvinced?" Then draw until he takes it. ”
After speaking, he jumped out and said with a smile: "Big boss, you can take a look!" ”
These guys may not know a lot of words, but if you want to say that the whole person is a good hand, but in the blink of an eye, those guys led by Tian Lao Er were tied into big zongzi, and then dragged off the school field in front of Juyi Hall, like drying bacon, and all hung on the pole one by one.
Tian Lao Er was hung alone on the side, and as soon as he hung up, a shirtless man took the cowhide whip in his hand and beckoned to him fiercely, not asking him if he was convinced, anyway, let himself get through first.
Seinfeld watched all this calmly, and then said to He Lao Wu: "Write down today's incident, and I will find him to draw a charge, so that the three masters come back and say that we bullied him." ”
He Lao Wu said with a bitter face: "You don't know it, big boss, where can I write other words besides my three words, He Lao Wu!" How about asking my uncle to ghostwrite? Our cottage now belongs to him, and he is the best writer. ”
Who knew that at this time, Liu Mang came over and shouted: "Fart, it's such a big fart, do you want to trouble my uncle?" My dad won't be able to write it? ”
"Ugh! It's the same with Uncle Liu doing it for you. ”
"In that case, why don't you go? Don't blame me for not reminding you, my dad has been going to bed early lately. ”
He Lao Wu walked away, and after taking a look, Seinfeld told the guy who whipped Tian not to beat Tian Lao Er to death, and then left with Liu Mang.
Before leaving, Seinfeld subconsciously glanced at the three big characters in Juyi Hall, and couldn't help but feel funny, at this time today, it should have been Zhao Yi's guy who wanted to embarrass his husband here, but now? His lackeys are being whipped here.
"Big boss, what do you want! So funny? ”
Seinfeld smiled: "I've always heard people say that things are changeable, but today I finally saw it." By the way, you're back, how is Miss Tian? ”
Liu Mang said: "The big boss can rest assured that everything has been arranged, in fact, Miss Natian and the uprising are not in the right way, if it weren't for the confusion of being pregnant with his species, they would have parted ways a long time ago." Speaking of which, Miss Natian still wonders if she was drugged by Zhao Yi in the first place. ”
"Is the baby in his belly okay?"
"Anyway, she didn't lose a hair before I left, and I don't know if she would kill the child herself."
"It's really a sin, what does the adult's business have to do with the child?"
Liu Mang smiled: "Who knows! Sometimes women are more terrible than tigers when they are ruthless......"
Liu Mang said this, but found that Seinfeld glared at him, so he hurriedly explained: "I didn't say you about the big boss, you know that I mean Miss Natian." ”
Seinfeld didn't bother with him either, and asked, "How long can this matter be hidden?" ”
Liu Mang smiled: "As long as we don't tell Zhao Yi about this, we can hide it until Zhao Yi dies." ”
"Is that an exaggeration?"
"You don't know about the big boss, Miss Natian has actually had a good relationship for a long time, but because she can't afford to provoke Zhao Yi, the two of them have always acted secretly. As long as we are willing to let her go, she will be able to elope with his good friend by boat immediately, where will Zhao Yi find her in the future. ”
"That's good, so we'll have plenty of time to prepare."
Liu Mang nodded, and then said, "Speaking of which, I admire our uncle quite a bit now." ”
Seinfeld's eyes couldn't help but light up: "Really? ”
Liu Mang nodded approvingly and said, "Of course it's true, when he came, many things that we originally felt were tricky, but now they suddenly seem to be as if they have come naturally."
As if he could calculate every step, would we dare to do it before today's thing? But now it seems to be logical, do you think he doesn't look like the Kong Ming in the Three Kingdoms? And I wonder why so many people called him a fool in the first place. And even now there are still many people in the village who think he is still that fool. ”