Volume 3 – The Kiss of the Goddess Chapter 111: Zeus Teased
Tianqiong took Longyan Xuefeng to Zeus's side, and Longyan Xuefeng said embarrassedly: "Oh, I'm really sorry, I just had a meal and drank tea, I'm really sorry to delay some time, it's a guest from afar, this is my special tea, if you are not afraid that it is poison, please laugh at it." ”
Long Yan Xuefeng's tone was full of sincerity, and what he said was as if it were true.
"If you humble human being are not a master, a reptilian like you is also worthy of shouting in front of me, and now that you have eaten tea and drunk, do you want to perform sleeping and having children in front of me?"
Zeus laughed heartily, as if he wanted to use this way to avenge Longyan Xuefeng's previous ignorance, and his obscene gaze was aimed at Tianqiong.
Tianqiong was suddenly furious, and just as she was about to make a move, she was stopped by Long Yan Xuefeng, "Sister and this kind of troll are not worth it, see how I can help you squirt back." ”
"Haha, I forgot that you are an expert in this area, your wives are not your aunts, or your cousins, oh yes, it seems that there are two more sisters who are yours, as for how many of your lovers I don't think even you can count yourself, right?"
"Didn't he have only one wife? Tianqiong said thoughtfully.
"That's good, before Hera he had six wives, two were his aunts, one sister, and the rest were cousins, and Hera was his sister, I said shredded meat, listen to my advice, breeding, horses are not terrible, but they are like you, horses, they are really rare in the world!"
In fact, Long Yan Xuefeng didn't dare to conclude that this Zeus's family situation was the same as that of Zeus, but there was nothing to lose if he tried, if it was really like that, he would have a big bargaining chip, a big bargaining chip to resurrect his parents!
Zeus heard Long Yan Xuefeng's words, his face changed continuously, his expression was quite complicated, there was annoyance, surprise, and a trace of fear, if it was in his world, there were not a few people who knew about it, the problem was that there would be people in this world who knew it, it would be too unusual, how much did the young man in front of him know?
Tianqiong saw Zeus's expression is different, she looked at Longyan Xuefeng in surprise, as if she was looking at a monster, if she didn't know the bottom line, she really wondered if this guy was a spy, and even she didn't know it very well!
Long Yan Xuefeng nodded and said to himself: "It seems that that guy is quite reliable, and he really didn't lie to me." His voice was not very low, and both of them heard it.
"Tell me who that guy is!" Zeus said angrily.
"Calm your anger first, have a cup of tea, and I'll talk to you slowly." Long Yan Xuefeng handed the cup of tea in his hand to Zeus.
Zeus said lightly: "If you want to say it, just say it, I won't drink your things." ”
"I didn't expect the dignified god king Zeus to be afraid of me as a mortal, and I was afraid that I would drug you, which would really damage your prestige. ”
"He was afraid that my sister would drug him, sister, what kind of identity would I drug him.
He thinks so highly of himself. ”
Zeus hated it so much, what kind of identity he was to be insulted like this, but if he knew what kind of status and strength this little girl who looked less than seventeen or eighteen years old in front of him, he wouldn't think so.
"Drink it, I'm afraid you won't succeed." This is really not his impulsiveness, how can he be poisoned by just a wisp of divine sense? If he does not drink, he will appear to be stingy, and he will fall into prestige.
Zeus's expression after drinking it was not much better than Tianqiong, although the gaze of Longyan Xuefeng was still itching with hatred, but there was a trace of admiration in the depths of his eyes, even Dionysus, the god of wine in their world, could not brew such a beautiful bar.
Okay, so we can get started, and what I want to ask is, "How many of these special bodies do you have that can travel freely between two worlds?"
Tianqiong woke up at this time, it turned out that this was the purpose of his question, this is indeed more important than asking what he is doing here, this kid is really not as simple as eating, such a high-end and atmospheric way of procrastinating time gives himself more time to think, I'm afraid only he can do it.
Zeus's face turned pale for a moment, and he secretly said in his heart: "How can they know what is going on?
"Ignorant man, God is omnipotent, and there is no place we can't go if we want to!" said Zeus, as if he believed in me for eternal life.
Before Tianqiong could laugh, she was surprised to find Zeus's hair, to be precise, the hair of this body suddenly turned green, and then returned to normal after a while.
"I said shredded meat, look at your lying hair has turned green, ahaha."
Tianqiong said with interest: "What's going on? ”
"This is another effect of the dream tea lie detector, he lied so his hair turned green, I didn't expect this thing to be useful to the gods."
"And such a fun, such an anti-heaven thing!" Tianqiong asked in surprise that it was the first time he had seen such a strange thing after cultivating for countless years. Then he said with some concern: "Then we drank it just now, that doesn't mean that we can't lie."
Long Yan Xuefeng nodded as a matter of course and said, "Yes, honesty is a good boy, right, shredded meat." The last sentence, Long Yan Xuefeng almost said in a child's tone.
Zeus's face became even more ugly, which means that he can't speak well, and once he lies, he will be seen, which makes him embarrassed.
"Despicable mortals!" Zeus said through gritted teeth.
Long Yan Xuefeng said wrongfully: "I also drank the tea, we all drank it, I want to ask you, where am I despicable?" Of course, I will also tell a lie to verify that I am a woman." As soon as he finished speaking, his hair turned dark blue, and after a moment, it returned to normal.
"Look at it, my hair has changed color, too."
"Then why did mine turn green and you turn blue?"
He almost roared, he had been here for a while, he knew that it was not good news for a man's head to turn green on this continent, although he was now a woman's body, but after all, a man was a man, how could he bear this kind of mental insult?
"Oh, so you still care, you betrayed so many wives, don't you allow your wives to betray you?
"I'm talking about hair, you don't pull it in other ways."
Long Yan Xuefeng helplessly spread his hands and said: "You just think I'm teasing you, in fact, you really wronged me, I made that cup of tea so that the two of us can communicate more honestly, because the tea itself is alkaline, and the hair of the person who drinks that cup of tea will turn blue."
Tianqiong couldn't help but say, "Then why did his hair turn green?" After saying that, she regretted it, although she was very curious, but demolishing his platform was obviously not what she, who was a sister, should do at this juncture.
"That's a good question, I don't have enough mental strength, can you help me pick some flowers to be blue and yellow, let go of the shredded meat and let the shredded meat get it, lest he say let's do it again. ”
Although Tianqiong didn't know what medicine was sold in the gourd of Longyan Snow Peak, out of trust in him, she was next to her, even if she let him go, how big a wave could it set off?"
Tianqiong's mind moved, Zeus felt that his whole body was light, and he regained his mobility, he was not afraid, he knew that he couldn't run, so he picked a lot of yellow and blue flowers in the air according to what Longyan Xuefeng said, and he wanted to see what tricks Longyan Xuefeng could play.
Long Yan Xuefeng nodded and said, "Very good, use your spiritual power to shine the juice out of these flowers and then mix the juice, and then witness the miracle." ”
Zeus glanced at Longyan Xuefeng with disdain, he still didn't believe that the juice of these two different colors of flowers would turn green when fused together.
With a thought, all but the branches of the flowers turned into dots of yellow and blue sap, and they gradually converged into two large balls of yellow and blue liquid.
Zeus said coldly, "Isn't it okay to get the two of them together?"
Long Yan Xuefeng nodded. Tianqiong's eyes began to look at her, and she really wanted to see what would happen next.
Under the traction of Zeus, the two liquid balls gradually approached and then collided and finally merged, with the fusion of liquids, his face gradually became difficult to see, Tianqiong looked at Longyan Xuefeng with strange eyes, this is really green.
Rou Si said a little inwardly: "You are cheating!"
Long Yan Xuefeng didn't speak, looking at him like a gambler watching him lose everything.
Tianqiong sneered and said: "Is this the quality of the God King? I really opened my eyes today, the flowers were picked by you, and the juice was squeezed by you, could it be that these flowers were planted by us? and then deliberately brought you here, are we so bored?" As soon as the words fell, her sleeve waved lightly, and our fleshy classmates couldn't move again.
Without waiting for Zeus to speak, Long Yan Xuefeng took the lead and said: "Okay, the entertainment show is over, continue to return to the question just now, and say, how many bodies like this do you have?" Zeus simply didn't say anything at this time.
Long Yan Xuefeng smiled slightly and said to Tianqiong: "Okay, I already know what I want to know, send him back, leave this body to study it carefully, and I will naturally tell you later." ”
Zeus finally panicked, and his tone trembled: "You can't do this, you can't do this!"
Tianqiong was slightly surprised, Zeus obviously didn't say anything! Where did he know, she turned her puzzled gaze to Longyan Xuefeng, and what he saw was Chen Che's determined eyes.
She no longer hesitated, raised her hand and said, "Absolutely isolated."
Zeus had lost control of his body before he could roar, and his consciousness had been cut off.
Olympus, the Temple of Olympus. Zeus opened his eyes violently, and a monstrous anger surged through his heart, and he looked up to the sky and let out a roar: "Damn the Apocalypse Realm!
His roar shook the entire Temple of Olympus as if it was about to collapse, and purple-black lightning struck the world of the Olympian Realm, as if he saw the desperate eyes of those humble mortals, he seemed to hear the painful moans of those weak mortals, his face was extremely distorted, and he let out a smug sneer:
"This is what human beings should do! This is the expression that human beings should have when facing God, ah, hahahaha, bring Athena! Find Prometheus! Let them give me the humble human race, what is the way to come! Ah, I hope you are still alive in 50,000 years! When the time comes, I must let you live, not die!"