Chapter 21 The nobleman is late and stupid
In the fourth year of the Tang Dynasty, it was midsummer.
The sky is high and cool.
There were crickets in the fields.
As far as the eye can see, there is no farmland as far as the eye can see.
In a bush, there was a green grasshopper lying on the grass and flapping its wings, its wings rubbing, and its chirping sound was very good.
The wind rustled through the grass, accompanied by the chirping of the grasshoppers, and the fields were silent, and the sound was loud and crisp.
The grasshopper lies on the grass, and the grasshopper is green and beautiful, with a large belly and long wings.
At the moment, it is full of confidence, and it is doing its best to show its skills.
It's doing its best to show off its superb melody, soaring high.
Clasp the grasshopper with one hand.
The nice cry is gone.
The grasshopper was picked up and pinched in the palm of a hand, and it was caught by a fourteen or fifteen-year-old child with a smile on his face, "I caught another one." ”
He said.
Get up from the ground.
"This is the size of this grasshopper," he said, "which of you wants?" ”
Several heads emerged from the grass.
"Uncle, give me this."
"Brother, give me this." are all clapping their hands to ask for it.
Big boy, "Don't you have it?" ”
Big boy, "Zhang Cai, didn't I catch a cricket for you?" You don't want this. ”
They all came out of the grass, and there were about eight or nine children.
It doesn't matter if the big boy wants it.
The big boy didn't give anyone the gnat, and there was a little friend behind the children.
This six-year-old child, with a dripping nose and a dripping voice, looked at everything in his eyes in a daze.
Seeing that the children wanted to be grasshoppers, the children were neither noisy nor noisy.
The eldest boy picked up a cage made of bamboo from the ground, put the gnats in the cage, and gave it to him, "Among these children, you are the youngest, compared to them, you can't even ask for them, I choose to give you this grasshopper." ”
The children blame the big boys.
"Is this gnat okay for you?" The older boy crouched down and asked the youngest.
The child's big eyes are stunned, and they don't know how to wipe their snot, and there is no luster in their eyes, and they are empty.
The older boy sighed and handed the bamboo cage into the hands of the children.
"Brother, why don't we say anything all day long?" A child asked.
"He's too small."
"He's six years old, and he can't speak yet, so I'm afraid our relative isn't stupid, right?" Some children said.
Big boy, "Don't talk nonsense. ”
"Brother catches the gnats for you, am I good to you?" The older boy teases the youngest child to talk.
The child didn't speak, just looked at everything in his eyes in a daze.
The older boy sighed and said to the other children, "This is my relative, and I don't allow you to bully him." ”
"Our sister hasn't married him yet."
The big boy sighed again, his face was full of discomfort, and in the blink of an eye, he had a smiling face, "Brothers, am I good to you?" ”
"Okay."
"How are you going to repay me?"
"From now on, we will all listen to you."
Big boy, "I'm going to be your big brother." ”
"What's so good about being a big brother?"
Big boy, "After being a big brother, I will be like my uncles, I will protect this village, I will protect you, I will not let you be bullied by the imperial court." Shall I be your big brother? ”
"Okay."
"Then none of us will speak now." The older boy lay down in the grass.
The other children followed his example and lay down in the grass.
At this time, a little girl went to take the corner of the boy's clothes, "Uncle, let's tease this relative to talk like this, why don't our relatives speak?" Is he really a little stupid? ”
Big boy, "He's not stupid, he's just small." ”
"When I grow up, will you let me marry him?"
The older boy sighed, "Who did you listen to?" ”
"Many people in the village are saying, uncle, why didn't Zhang Hatshui speak?"
"Don't listen to their nonsense, this relative of ours is very good, he is just young. I heard from my uncles that his life was good, and someone had calculated it for him. This relative of ours is called Guiren Yuchi. ”
"Uncle, I don't want to marry him."
The older boy looked puzzled, sat up from the ground, and looked at the youngest child, a six-year-old, who was being imitated by others. Only the youngest child, who did not speak or laugh, sat on the grass, just stared at everything in his eyes.
There are other children in the village, "Big brother, look at our relative, he doesn't know anything, you won't really ask our Deng Yao to marry him, right?" ”
"Deng Yao is your niece, this relative of our family is so stupid, can she take a fancy to him?"
The children were laughing.
Big boy, "Go, go, go." ”
"Deng Yao is your niece, and if you are your uncle, ask her to marry him, what's the big deal."
The big boy, "Marry or not, you don't care, it's fate." ”
"Brother, what is life?"
Big boy, "I don't understand either." ”
The little girl lay down in the arms of the older boy, "Uncle, I'm sleepy." ”
Big boy, "Let's go, let's go home." ”
Lead the children to the village.
Suddenly, he smelled something unpleasant, "Which of you peed your pants?" ”
The children were all looking at each other, and then they all pointed to the youngest child, "Him." ”
The older boy shook his head and looked down at the youngest child, his pants were wet, his eyes were blank, he peed his pants, and he only knew that he was grinning.
Someone clapped their hands and said, "I'm peeing my pants, oh." ”
"This relative of ours doesn't know anything, and the children say that he pees his pants, and he only laughs."
"Brother, this relative of ours is really stupid, he can't even pee on him."
The big boy sighed.
Looking down, the kid had a snot and a snot flowing.
The big boy wiped his nose.
"Uncle, our relative is stupid, he can't pee."
Big boy, "Our relative is not stupid, he is just too young and ignorant, whoever says he is stupid and I will beat him!" ”
A few children walked hand in hand to the village.
Someone was calling in the distance.
It was a woman's voice, "Wang Fang, where did you lead the children?" ”
"We're here." The big boy beckoned.
The woman walked this way, "I'm not telling you not to go far, why are you still leading the children so far?" ”
Wang Fang, "I'll lead them to catch the gnats." ”
When she came to her, she was a young woman in her twenties.
The little girl went to pull her by the sleeve, "Mother." ”
The woman held the little girl in her arms and blamed Wang Fang, "Don't lead them away next time." ”
Wang Fang, "Got it." ”
"Aunt, Zhang Cai, we are catching gnats and playing together, we talked a lot, but our relatives didn't say a word."
Woman," he didn't say a word again? ”
"We caught the grasshopper, and then we deliberately teased our relative to talk, he didn't say a word, and he peed his pants."
"Did he pee his pants?" The woman looked down.