: I don't have six children Chapter 20 Fake County Order (1)
After the Mei Zhe people went ashore immediately, after a while, Zhao Yu sent the Mei Zhe people to Huaguoshan Island safely. As soon as he landed, Zhao Yu said to Mei Zheren:
"Master Mei, it's time for you to lose weight."
"Minus, must reduce. The next time I fall into the sea, I'll need you to save me. Mei Zheren said.
"There's no next time. I'm a catfish into a fine catfish, and I can't stand such a toss. ”
"Let's not talk about that, let's find a boat to save people."
"Yes, yes, it's important to save people."
Zhao found a tree and tied the horse. Mei Zheren came to a relatively large ship and asked the owner:
"Boatman, my wife and I were shouting for help on the boat in the sea just now, did you see it?"
"I see." Said the shipowner.
"See, why don't you save people?"
"Someone paid us not to save people. They also said that whoever goes to save someone will take someone's life. ”
"I see. Boatman, I'm going to rent your boat, go to the sea to rescue people, and then pick up people on the other side. ”
"I'm not going."
"Why not? I give more money. ”
"If you give more money, you won't go."
"Why?"
"Didn't I just say that someone paid us to save people, and whoever went would take someone's life."
Zhao Yu tied his horse and also came to the boat. Zhao Yu heard the conversation between Mei Zheren and the shipowner just now, and he said to the shipowner:
"Boatman, we want to rent your boat, will you rent it or not?"
"My mother, are you a human or a ghost?" The owner of the ship said to Zhao Yu.
"I'm not a human, I'm not a ghost, I'm Lord Hades. If you don't rent us the boat, I will want your life now. Do you rent this boat or not? ”
"Rent, rent. Leave right away. ”
One boat couldn't pull six people and three horses, so Zhao Yu went to another boat and rented the boat in the same way. The two boats set off at the same time and headed for Sun Xiaosheng's position.
During the boat, the owner of the ship asked Mei Zheren in a low voice: "Wouldn't that just now really be Lord Yama?" ”
"Have you heard of anyone who saw Lord Yama in broad daylight?" Mei Zheren said.
"Haven't heard of it. So who is he? ”
"He's a brother of mine."
"Then you look too different."
"We are sworn brothers, not relatives."
"Oh, that's what I see."
"But then again, even if it's a brother, it's normal to look different. Take Wu Dalang and Wu Song as examples, if you don't know them, if you see them, can you guess that they are brothers? ”
"Can't guess. So who are you? ”
"Didn't the people who paid you not to save people tell you?"
"Nope."
"Then surely they didn't say who they were?"
"No, there isn't. Who are you? ”
"I am the new county commander of Huaguoshan County, Meizhe. As a prefectural order, I promise that no one will hurt you. ”
"Who do you say you are?"
"Huaguoshan County's new county commander Mei Zheren."
"You are the champion of the new branch and the seven-grade watermelon county order personally sealed by the Son of Heaven?"
"It's me."
"You're also married to the Red Apple Princess?"
"That's right."
"Well, that's weird. I just sent a Mei-sama a few days ago.,Why did another one pop up today? ”
"What did you say?"
"A few days ago, Mrs. Mei and Mrs. Mei had already taken up their posts in Huaguoshan County. When they came, they were in my boat. However, at the time, I didn't know that the person was the prefectural magistrate. I also heard someone else talk about the appearance of Mei County Order yesterday, and when I heard it, it was the person I pulled a few days ago.
There is already a Master Mei in the county office, you can't be an impostor, right? Master Mei is now a big celebrity in the country of Aolai, and he has his watermelon peels everywhere. ”
"I am the Meizhe person, as if it were fake. Stranded on the boat over there is my wife, Princess Red Apple. ”
"That's a real evil."
"What does that Mei Zhe man look like?"
"Taller than you, pretty dark."
Mei Zheren thought about it, but he couldn't think of anyone who would be so bold and want to impersonate him. Thinking that he was almost drowned, the Mei Zheren felt that the fake Mei Zheren must be in league with the people who wanted to kill him.
While speaking, Mei Zheren's ship arrived at Sun Xiaosheng's position. At this time, most of the boat had sunk, and half of Sun Xiaosheng's body was already soaked in the water.
When Mei Zheren's boat was still a foot away from Sun Xiaosheng, Sun Xiaosheng wanted to show his kung fu, so he jumped up and jumped over.
Sun Xiaosheng ignored that she was standing in the water, not on the ground, her bounce power was greatly reduced, and her shoes were full of water, which was too slippery, she didn't stand firm after jumping into the boat, fell and fell to the ground.
Mei Zheren walked over to help Sun Xiaosheng up, and said with a smile: "Madam, this is not a New Year's Day, why bother to make this big gift?" ”
"Okay, you're Mei Liu, you're really not Liu'er, dare to make fun of me!" Sun Xiaosheng said.
After speaking, Sun Xiaosheng came to sweep the hall, and Mei Zheren immediately fell to the ground. Sun Xiaosheng also said:
"Xianggong, this is not a New Year's Day, why do you have to make this big gift?"
Mei Zheren got up, smiled and said, "Etiquette is still exchanged, courtesy is still exchanged." ”
Looking at the scene in front of him, the owner couldn't help but laugh. He asked Sun Xiaosheng:
"You're the Red Apple Princess?"
"I have a lot of eyesight, that's right, I'm Sun Xiaosheng, the princess of red apples." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Hello princess." Said the shipowner.
"No need to be polite." Sun Xiaosheng said.
The owner of the ship said to Mei Zheren again: "Don't say it, the more I look at it now, the more I think you two are really Lord Mei and Princess Red Apple." ”
"I told you just now, I'm really the seven-pin watermelon county order." Mei Zheren said.
"Wait a minute, listen to what you mean, there is another Mei Zhe and Sun Xiaosheng in this world?" Sun Xiaosheng said.