On September 16, the deer feasted.

Yo yo deer chirping, eating wild apples. I have guests, drummers and shengs.

Blowing the sheng drum spring, bearing the basket is the will. People are kind to me, show me to do it......

In the midst of the full hall of chanting, Sun Shaozong suddenly found that sitting on the chief is not all good things - it is really embarrassing to open his mouth and not make a sound in front of hundreds of people!

Especially his head, there is no place to hide if he wants to......

Fortunately, he was not that thin-skinned, otherwise he would have been ashamed of himself in the surprised and disdainful eyes of the people in the front row.

"After the ceremony, take a seat!"

Fortunately, the poem was not very long, and after a while, with a shout, the examiners took their seats.

"Sit down."

Zhang Qiu, the chief examiner's waiter of the Ministry of Rites, gave another order, and the people of the new imperial examination bowed in unison and said, "Teacher Xie sits." ”

Thus, his identity as a 'seat teacher' was officially established.

But he said that Sun Shaozong had just sat down, and the embarrassment in his heart had not yet passed, when he heard someone next to him say loudly: "Sun Tongju, I just saw your lips trembling, but I didn't hear a word come out, have you not even read the poem "Deer Song"? ”

With just this sound, everyone's eyes were focused on Sun Shaozong.

Alas~

Sure enough, it still came.

Sun Shaozong sighed secretly, only to learn that he was arranged to be the chief officer, and the deputy chief examiner of the Hanlin Academy spoke about Sun Yun, so he looked ashamed.

At that time, Sun Shaozong guessed that this guy might be in trouble at the banquet, and now it seems that he really expected it!

At this time, above the chief, in addition to the chief and deputy chief examiners and Sun Shaozong, there were also Jia Yucun and another official of the Ministry of Rites.

Regardless of the official of the Ministry of Rites, Jia Yucun, as Sun Shaozong's boss, was not good at watching coldly, so he hurriedly smiled and picked up a glass of water and wine, and said, "Sun Shi said that Shaozong is a martial artist after all......

However, that Sun Yun didn't say anything at all, interrupted him with a sneer, and said, "Since he is a reckless man who doesn't know the articles of the saints, what kind of face does he have to sit as the chief at this Luming Banquet?!" ”

I have long heard that the officials of the Hanlin Academy are the most high-minded and self-proclaimed, and they look down on the local 'pro-people turbidity officials' at all, but now Sun Shaozong has finally seen it.

You must know that although this Sun Yun is the deputy chief examiner, his official rank is only the sixth grade, and Jia Yucun is a full four levels higher than him!

Jia Yucun's face was certainly unhappy.

But Sun Yun's words also spoke the hearts of many people, and some people even applauded openly.

And more people are staring at each other, waiting to see how Sun Shaozong responds.

But seeing Sun Shaozong smiling suddenly, he said: "Doesn't Sun Shi say that the ruler is short and the inch is long, I ......"

"Humph!"

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Sun Yun snorted and said disdainfully: "If you go to the battlefield to fight, there is some truth in saying this-but at this deer banquet, I really don't know what your strengths are!" ”

"If you want to refute it in the name of punishment, then you don't have to, this banquet is my Confucian event, how can you judge the length of the Legalist learning?"

After that, he rolled up his sleeves, and his face was full of disdain, so he almost pointed at Sun Shaozong's nose and scolded, 'You are also worthy of the surname Sun'!

In fact, the law is also one of the subjects that must be tested in the township examination, Sun Yun's words are obviously a bit strong, but who let this be the deer banquet held in the Gongyuan?

Kong Lao Er is supreme and unshakable political correctness!

When everyone saw his words, they forced Sun Shaozong into a corner, and sealed the 'criminal name' stunt that Sun Shaozong relied on to become famous, and they all felt that the general trend had been decided, and Sun Shaozong would inevitably be powerless to return to the sky.

Who knew that Sun Shaozong still smiled suddenly, raised his wine glass at Sun Yun, and said indifferently: "Although the name of the sentence is a small way, it can let me see the shortcomings of your Sun Shi, since everyone has shortcomings, why can't you and I sit at the same table?" ”

"Haha!"

When Sun Yun heard this, he couldn't help but raise his head and laugh twice, and then said disdainfully: "It's really ridiculous, what is the shortcoming of this official, how can he fall into an ordinary situation with a reckless man who doesn't know the teachings of the saint?" ”

He seemed to be disdainful of what he said, but in fact, he once again fixed the scope of the debate to 'Confucianism', and if Sun Shaozong attacked other things, he would fall into his trap.

I have to say that although the waiter of the Hanlin Academy is proud of his talents, he is not a stupid person!

If you change the martial artist on the side, I'm afraid you can only end up in embarrassment.

Pity......

The person he met was Sun Shaozong!

I saw Sun Shaozong spread his hands and said with a smile: "I don't know the teachings of the saints, and your grandson serves the articles of blasphemy against the saints, so isn't it half a catty and eight taels?" ”

"Ridiculous!"

As soon as Sun Yun heard this, he immediately sneered: "This official has always upheld self-purity, how could he have ever blasphemed the sage's article?!" Sun Shaozong, if you don't tell the truth today, don't blame this official for slandering you! ”

Everyone was also inexplicable, thinking that this Sun Tong's sentence was dizzy, how could he, a martial artist who had never even read the Four Books and Five Classics, see that Sun Hanlin blasphemed the saint's article?

"Huh."

Sun Shaozong smiled and said loudly: "First of all, the adult has a scratch on his chest, and there is more than one place. ”

"Secondly, the adult's head was stained with ink, and although he had washed it carefully, there was still a little residue on his scalp."

"Third, the adult has an injury to his knee, so after entering the door, he has reached out and kneaded it many times, but this injury does not affect his movement, and it is obviously not very serious."

"Fourth, there are many traces of mosquito bites on the adult's body, which is obviously ......"

"What a mess this is!"

Before he finished finishing the fourth article, Sun Yun said angrily: "How can these inexplicable things prove that I have blasphemed the saint's article?" ”

"Sun Shi said don't be impatient, and listen to me carefully."

Sun Shaozong said on his chest: "The marks on the chest should be caused by being scratched by a woman when he was naked; Knee injuries and insect bites are caused by kneeling outside the door for more than half an hour. ”

"Based on this speculation, yesterday Sun Shi said that there will be a battle with Mrs. Zun! And it loses the truth! ”

"Ridiculous, this is ridiculous! Besides, what does my family have to do with you?! Sun Yun was obviously a little annoyed and angry, and with a burst of applause, he got up from the seat and glared at Sun Shaozong.

But......

He seemed to be in his early sixties, and after standing up, he was still at eye level with Sun Shaozong.

"It has nothing to do with me."

Sun Shaozong shrugged his shoulders: "But Sun Shi said that he was naked and torn with Mrs. Zun, and ink was splashed on his head - I think about it, I am afraid that only after you return to the house, you will be in the study with the maid and servant, and as a result, you will annoy the long-standing lady and leave these traces." ”

After a pause, he spread his hands again and said, "Of course, if Lord Sun is chased by his wife and runs naked all the way from the backyard to the study, then it can be regarded as my inference is wrong." ”

"You...... You...... You ......"

Sun Yun didn't know whether he was angry or frightened, and stretched out his hand to point at Sun Shaozong, shaking like chaff.

It's just that......

In this panic, there was some happiness in his eyes.

"Ugh."

Sun Shaozong pondered for a while, and then suddenly said: "I'm sorry, it seems that I did make a mistake in reasoning, and it was not the maid who talked to Sun Shi about it, but the little maid - you did this kind of warm thing in the study, and you dare to say that there is no blasphemy of the saint's article?" ”

"You...... You...... You ......"

Sun Yun said a few words 'you' in a row, and he looked like he was seeing a ghost and a god, but he obviously didn't admit himself.

"Ha ......"

"Haha......"

"Hahahaha......"

I don't know which Xiucai couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud, which then caused a burst of laughter.