Early in the morning, I squatted solemnly by the ditch behind the row house.

It's the eleventh day.

The eleventh day of entering the boot barracks.

His winter training uniform has a cold feeling, because he got up in the morning and ran three kilometers, and then gathered in the big playground and stood in a military posture for 40 minutes, and his clothes were already soaked.

Standing in a military posture looks simple, just like the first training standing in a military posture, when the squad leader was demonstrating, the solemn person who was standing in the queue whispered to the seriousness next to him, isn't it just like a piece of wood towards that pestle? Does this require training?

Serious was slightly taken aback, and then didn't speak, just smiled at Solemn.

Zhuang Zheng thought that Serious's smile to himself was to agree with his statement, but now he knew that Seriousness felt that he would be slapped in the face sooner or later.

It's more than a slap in the face.

Now solemnly felt that his face was more swollen than a pig's head.

This kind of "pestle there" training is simply too inhumane in the eyes of solemnity.

In his own words, this is torture.

Zhuang Yan felt more and more that everything about the army was a torture for himself.

Folding quilts, walking three steps, and standing in a military posture are the most common and simple walks, sitting, and standing in the army in ordinary people's lives, which are completely regulated by strict rules and regulations.

The quilt has to be folded into tofu blocks, and the slightest wrinkle and curvature will not work; ONE WALKS IN UNISON, EACH STEP IS 75CM, AND THE SQUAD LEADER WILL TAKE A WOODEN RULER TO MEASURE WITH YOU, AND DRAW A RULER FOR YOU A FEW MORE CENTIMETERS.

And then there's this standing military posture.

Only then did he realize that in this world, there is a standing posture that can make people sweat and protect against the cold.

The military posture is actually a standing posture that engages the muscles of the whole body, such as your hip muscles, which must be clamped as required.

During the first training, after solemnly listening to Yin Xiancong's explanation of the essentials, he secretly had fun.

The two pieces of meat on this ass, whether they are clamped tightly or not, can your class elder know? Could it be that one by one the recruits take off their pants for inspection?

It didn't take long for him to know how wrong he was.

The squad leaders seem to have clairvoyant eyes, walk to your side, glance at your standing posture, know your omissions in every small detail, and even know whether the two muscles on your ass are clamped hard.

The military posture training became more and more demanding, and later even to the point of some perversion.

For example, there are several perverted ways to correct a small trick, including pinning the collar, inserting a T-ruler, or the simplest way - flipping the big cap and gently placing it on the top of the head.

This method of clay handed down from an unknown age is particularly effective, and the top of the cap is very flat, which means that the head must be horizontal and perpendicular to the ground, and the hat will fall to the ground without hesitation if it is slightly off.

Once you fall, the most immediate consequence is five minutes of extra time.

There is also the hand, standing in a military posture requires both hands to be close to the seams of the trousers, and it doesn't matter if you stick it for about ten minutes, but if you stick it for half an hour and an hour, people become extremely uncomfortable.

Human beings are inherently inert.

Recruits tend to be lazy in every little place.

However, the veterans have already accumulated a set of training experience that has been explored through decades of military experience.

Hands secretly relaxed and thought that the veteran didn't know?

OH！ NO！

No, it won't!

During each training session, the squad leaders would each have a deck of pokers and then stuff one poker into each hand, which had the advantage that as soon as the recruits relaxed, the pokers would land.

There is also the mouth, which requires "the mouth to be closed", well, then there is also a poker on the mouth......

The most relieved thing is that he is not a lap leg.

Take Shandong Lao Guo, who is the slowest in emergency assembly, for example, this guy is a loop.

Don't think that innate defects can't be corrected, the army is a free lap leg treatment institution.

The solution is simple, isn't there an armed belt?

Shorten to the shortest state with an armed belt, then close on both legs, fastening.

An earthen physical corrector is done.

Yan Yan now feels that in fact, the potential of human beings is very huge.

Just like those acrobats who have practiced acrobatic leg presses since childhood, this special loop leg can really be corrected with this thing.

God!

"A bunch of perverts!"

Solemnly exhaled a mouthful of white water vapor and gently put his hand into the bucket.

The icy cold water suddenly woke up the solemn solemnity who had been trained a little dizzy in the morning.

"Oh! It's really cool! ”

After a period of waiting, Majest discovers the benefits of taking a cold shower and using cold water.

It's a really refreshing thing, especially in colder weather, the better!

I washed my hands and splashed my face again. Solemnly picked up the fruit acid facial cleanser, squeezed out a little and applied it on his face a few times, then took a handful of water in a white towel, rubbed it his face a few times, and then took off his hat and brushed his head once.

The hot body temperature evaporated the cold water, and the solemn head and neck were covered with white vapor.

Guo Xiangyang on the side asked curiously: "Solemn, what is that thing you are washing your face?" ”

solemnly and generously handed over the facial cleanser: "Fruit acid facial cleanser, for washing your face, you try it?" ”

Guo Xiangyang shook his head honestly.

Zhuang Zhuang likes Guo Xiangyang very much, like all Qilu men, he has that kind of simplicity like a mountain stone.

At least for Zhuang Zheng, who has rolled in the business field, people like Guo Xiangyang are already rare animals.

Guo Xiangyang shook his head and grinned: "Don't, in our place, only girls use this thing." ”

Xu Xingguo, who was also washing his face by the ditch, said: "You haven't seen the solemnity of other people, with fine skin and tender meat? How to put it in fashionable terms? That's called maintenance! ”

Many of the recruits who were washing their faces laughed.

solemn and not yin and yang: "Yo! Our typical comrade Xu is really extraordinary......"

Because Xu Xingguo's training level has always been better than most of the recruits in the platoon and even in the company, he is regarded as a typical example of the recruit platoon, and has been praised at several squad meetings and platoon meetings.

Zhuang Zheng gave Xu Xingguo a nickname, called "Xu Typical".

"The wild boar in the mountains has thick skin and doesn't need to be maintained, what ...... this person do?"

solemnly looked around left and right, and sneered at each other with a smile: "Human skin still needs to be maintained!" ”

Many of the recruits burst into laughter.

Xu Xingguo's hometown is in the mountains, and when he says this solemnly, he actually means something.

"Humph!" Xu Xingguo's face sank and he snorted coldly.

solemnly saw that Xu Xingguo did not continue to pick up the stubble, so he no longer took advantage of the victory to pursue, so he had nothing to say and asked Guo Xiangyang next to him: "Old Guo, I see that you are tall and big, but why is it so slow every time you assemble urgently?" ”

Guo Xiangyang's face flushed, and he smiled innocently: "I'm clumsy, and I tremble when I'm nervous." ”

Zhuang Zhuang suddenly said curiously: "Lao Guo, I want to ask you something, why did you come to be a soldier?" ”

Guo Xiangyang's face turned even redder.