Volume 1: A Mess After the Crossing Chapter 36: No Male Nor Female Yin and Yang Man

There is a small county town in Henan, the name of this small county town is called Fengqiu, because there has been a flying robbery case in the city in the past few days, the city is suddenly nervous, and the east and west city gates have also sent dozens of soldiers and a number of arresters, and they are strict about every man who enters the city.

When the sun was about to set, a young man of medium stature, thin body, dark and yellow skin, who looked to be eighteen or nineteen years old, hurried to the east gate of Fengqiu City.

This young man is none other than Li Yinglong, who went to Suzhou and passed through here.

Just as Li Yinglong was about to enter the city gate, he suddenly quickly walked out from both sides of the city gate, and two catchers stopped in front of him and blocked his way, one of them waved his hand at him and shouted: Stop!

Li Yinglong was stunned and asked: What are you doing?

Catcher: Check.

Then he took out a piece of paper from his arms and opened it, the paper was painted with the heads of two people, and he quickly compared them with Li Yinglong, and saw that he did not match the portrait, so he waved his hand to him and said: Go in.

Li Yinglong was a soldier in his previous life, and when he saw this situation, he guessed who should be wanted, just like the wanted warrant issued by the public security department to criminals more than a thousand years later. I just don't know what kind of case happened in this small ancient city in front of me, it won't be a big murder case, right? It's very likely, otherwise there would be no portrait wanted.

After entering the city, Li Yinglong walked forward along the street in a hurry, while carefully looking at the various plaques on both sides of the street, looking for something. He was looking for a restaurant, or rather a restaurant, because he hadn't eaten for almost a whole day.

When a restaurant appeared in front of him, his face was full of joy, and he hurriedly walked towards the restaurant.

The business of this restaurant is good, it is full of people, only one place by the corner of the wall has an empty table, Li Yinglong hurriedly walked over and sat down on a chair.

As soon as he sat down, he saw a man who looked like a shop guy coming over to him and asked politely: "Guest, what do you want to eat?"

Li Yinglong said: I'm hungry, eat, have a few steamed buns, a big bowl of cooked meat, and a bowl of water.

The guy asked: Do you want wine?

Li Yinglong hurriedly waved his hand and said: I still have to hurry, I can't drink, don't.

Guy said: Okay, wait a minute.

With that, he walked to the back kitchen.

At this moment, Li Yinglong found that several people turned their heads to look at his face, and muttered something after seeing it, Li Yinglong couldn't help but be stunned, I don't know what happened to his face, or rather, there was something, he couldn't help but raise his hand and touch both of his cheeks, and muttered while touching: Is there something wrong?

As he spoke, he reached into his bosom and took out the small bronze mirror that the black-headed tuo had given him and looked at it, and a black and yellow face immediately appeared in the mirror, which would be quite suitable if it was placed in the black pile in Africa.

After reading it, Li Yinglong couldn't help but secretly say, it's been more than a month since the dry skin grandma, how can this face still have this color, can't it fade, this damn old bastard, but you and I will be miserable.

At this time, a young boy in an orchid shirt walked in from outside, Li Yinglong inadvertently glanced at him, and couldn't help but be stunned, this boy brother is too handsome, it is no exaggeration to say that if this boy brother changes into a woman's clothes, he must be a big beauty with a sinking fish and a goose, and a shy face in the closed moon, coupled with his slender and beautiful figure, he doesn't look like a man.

There are no vacant seats in the store, only Li Yinglong's table has a vacant seat, his eyes look at this side, just with Li Yinglong, he saw Li Yinglong looking at him, so he glared at Li Yinglong angrily, Li Yinglong was stunned, then smiled, stuffed the bronze mirror back into his arms, and then pulled out his hand to beckon to the boy, and pointed to the vacant seat opposite him.

Brother Childe hesitated, but still walked over and sat down.

Since the two were sitting facing each other, they couldn't look at each other without looking at each other, and the situation was a little embarrassing, so Li Yinglong asked without words: Brother, are you going out to play?

Hearing this, Brother Gongzi said coldly: Nonsense, how did I come here if I didn't go out to play?

Hearing this, Li Yinglong frowned, and said in his heart, how can this person talk so impulsively as if he has eaten gunpowder, looking for trouble to fight.

Since it is not speculative, then don't talk about it, so Li Yinglong stopped talking, and he was cold again for a while. But the boy probably didn't think so, as if he wanted to go against him, although he didn't say anything, he looked at him coldly with his eyes.

Seeing this, Li Yinglong's evil fire was stirred up all of a sudden, and he said secretly, what about Grandma's dry skin, just look at it, who is afraid of whom.

So Li Yinglong also stared at the boy with his eyes, and for a minute, the boy was embarrassed, his white and handsome face suddenly turned red, and he twisted his face to the side.

Seeing this, Li Yinglong smiled proudly, and said in his heart, Sample, you are still tender when you fight with your brother, I don't know if my brother is actually a legend.

It is indeed a legend, a person who has been reborn from more than a thousand years later, if it is not a legend, then there is no legend in this world.

Suddenly, a mischievous thought came to his mind.

With the emergence of this thought, Li Yinglong couldn't help but curse secretly, what about Grandma, you are not a man or a woman, look at how grandpa I play you.

After thinking about it, Li Yinglong suddenly knocked twice on the table with his hand, and the son's brother was startled, turned his head to look at Li Yinglong, Li Yinglong smiled at him strangely, and then made a malicious appearance and said: Hey, brother, are you a man or a woman?

Hearing this, the boy was stunned for a moment, and then asked with a sinking face: What do you mean?

Li Yinglong smiled and said: It's boring, it's boring, I just think it's okay, although you are wearing a man's clothes, you look like a woman no matter how you look at it, just ask casually.

Hearing this, Brother Gongzi became angry, and his eyebrows rose sharply and said angrily: Who am I about your, worrying about it.

Li Yinglong smiled strangely again, and then waved his hand to him and said: Brother, don't be angry, I'm doing this for your good, have you thought about it, if you go to the toilet urgently, it happens that there are a few men in the toilet at your convenience, they see you look like a woman, and they think that you are a woman disguised as a man to peek at a man, they beat you up lightly, if they get up and arrest you, and then take off your pants to check if you have the man's thing, your embarrassment will be big.

Hearing this, the boy couldn't sit still anymore, so he suddenly stood up from his seat and raised his hand angrily to slap it on the table and shouted: Maniac, you are looking for a fight.

Li Yinglong also made an angry look, stood up suddenly, stretched out his hand and slapped it on the table and shouted: Monster, you are looking for a beating.

Brother Gongzi didn't expect Li Yinglong to be dry with him, his two lips trembled, and he pointed at Li Yinglong with his hand and said: You ------ you------

I can't say what follows in any way.

The shouting of the two immediately attracted the attention of all the guests who ate in the restaurant, and Brother Gongzi's face turned red again, but Li Yinglong became more excited the more he looked at him.

So Li Yinglong also followed the example of his son-in-law and pointed at him with his hand: What are you, and I don't look at your ugly appearance that is neither male nor female, neither yin nor yang, and where there are many people and where is the stinky show, if I were you, you would definitely not go out and hide at home honestly, so as not to be pointed at the backbone and scolded by yin and yang.

Brother Gongzi scolded that it was Li Yinglong's opponent, and he scolded him in a daze, and the guests who ate in the store took a closer look at the boy's brother, and it was really like that, and they couldn't help laughing in unison.

Brother Gongzi woke up, his face turned pale, he glared at Li Yinglong viciously, and said coldly: Fanatic, you will regret what you did today.

With that, he turned around and walked quickly.

At the moment when the boy turned around, Li Yinglong saw his eyes flashing with tears and two strings of tears, and after seeing it, Li Yinglong's heart couldn't help but tremble, and said secretly, what are you doing bullying a sissy, isn't it a bit too much.