【Scene】 The next morning, Mei Zheren first went to the Ministry of Rites to register, and then wandered around the street to see if there was anything new.

As they walked, the Meizhe people came to a market not far to the west of the palace. There are a lot of shops, stalls and various entertainers doing business.

Mei Zheren stopped at a bookstall to see if there were any good books. While he was looking through it, the nephew of Zuo Prime Minister Dounilane came to the market with two retinues.

The three of them soon arrived at the bookstall

I said to the stall owner, "I haven't seen you before, you're new here, right?" ”

Stallholder: "I'm new here. ”

It's all mine: "Have you done the formalities?" ”

The stall owner: "I've gone through the formalities in the yamen." ”

It's all mine: "Have you paid this month's health bill?" ”

Stallholder: "What sanitation fee?" ”

It's all mine: "You don't even know the health expenses? ”

Stallholder: "I don't know. ”

It's all mine: "When today's son personally crowned my family Prime Minister Dou Cheng as the head of sanitation on the West Road of the Imperial Palace, his old man took his family to clean here every morning, don't you know?" ”

Stallholder: "I've heard a little. ”

It's all mine: "It's good to hear about it, pay the money." ”

Stallholder: "What do you pay?" ”

It's all mine: "Sanitation expenses! Prime Minister Dou took his family to clean up, did it all work in vain? ”

Stallholder: "How much?" ”

It's all mine: "Pay monthly, that is, 500 wen a month, pay by day, 30 wen a day." ”

The stall owner: "I just came, this hasn't opened yet, can you pay less." Besides, I don't necessarily earn thirty dollars a day. ”

It's all mine: "No one is missing." ”

The stall owner: "Why don't you pay it tomorrow?" ”

It's all mine: "Today's things are today, tomorrow will talk about tomorrow." Pay the money. If you don't hand it in, you will detain all the books. You're setting up a stall here, and you're seriously damaging the environment. ”

Mei Zheren was most unaccustomed to the ruffian bully in his life, and he decided to play tricks on the three people in front of him, so he said to Me:

"This lord, I see that you are a learned person, you must be eight years old, five cars of learning, and you are a first-class talent in our proud country. May I ask who are you from Prime Minister Dou's family? ”

It's all mine: "You kid is not tall, but you have a lot of eyes and can speak." I am Prime Minister Dou's nephew, my surname is Du, and my name is all mine. ”

Mei Zheren: "It turned out to be an adult, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

It's all mine: "You're welcome." ”

Mei Zheren: "Lord Du, your name is too level. ”

It's all mine: "My name was given by Prime Minister Dou Cheng, of course there is a level." ”

Mei Zheren: "Lord Du, I have a question that I haven't figured out, and I want to ask you." ”

It's all mine: "You come and hear it." ”

Mei Zheren: "It is said that one day, the tortoise and the rabbit raced, and invited three pigs to be the referees. ”

It's all mine: "Why three referees?" ”

Mei Zheren: "One stands at the starting point, one stands at the end, and one is in the middle, so that you can see clearly." ”

It's all mine: "So it is." ”

Mei Zheren: "You say, who will win the tortoise or the rabbit?" ”

It's all mine: "It's too simple for a three-year-old child to know, and the rabbit will definitely win." ”

Mei Zheren: "That's not right. ”

It's all mine: "What's wrong? Could it be that the tortoise was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, or that the rabbit fell asleep again? ”

Mei Zheren: "It's not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the rabbit isn't asleep." At the start, the first pig saw the rabbit run out as fast as he could, leaving the tortoise behind. ”

It's all mine: "That's right, it's not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the rabbit hasn't slept, so the rabbit is definitely faster than the tortoise." ”

Mei Zheren: "When we got to the middle, the second pig saw that the rabbit had thrown the turtle away. ”

It's all mine: "That's right, I'm sure the rabbit wins." ”

Mei Zheren: "But at the end of the line, the third pig saw the tortoise first, and the rabbit arrived after a while. Why is that? ”

It's all mine: "How can there be such a thing?" Then he turned to his attendants and said, "Tell me why the tortoise came to the finish line before the hare?" ”

Two attendants: "We wonder too." ”

It's all mine: "I also wonder how the turtle wins." He turned to Mei Zheren and said, "Tell me about it." ”

Mei Zheren: "The answer is that all three pigs are puzzled." ”

It's all mine: "The three pigs all wondered, so that's the case." ”

One of his attendants said to me, "He's calling all three of us pigs." ”

It's all up to me and said to Mei Zheren: "Okay, you kid was making fun of us." Then he said to his attendants, "Beat him up and let him remember it for a long time." ”

Mei Zheren saw that the situation was not good, so he turned around and ran. It's all up to me to chase after me from behind with two entourages, knocking over a lot of stalls.

Just when the three of them were about to catch Mei Zheren, Sun Xiaosheng, who was tall and tall, with a big red face and wearing light clothes, fell from the sky, stood in front of me and said, "The three of you will stop me." ”

I was taken aback, I didn't know where Sun Xiaosheng came from, so I stood in place.

Mei Zheren stopped, turned to Sun Xiaosheng and said, "Girl, they are all villains, you can't afford to mess with them." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "This stick in my hand is dedicated to fighting villains." ”

When Sun Xiaosheng spoke, he turned his head to Mei Zheren. When Mei Zheren saw Sun Xiaosheng's appearance, he said in his heart: This girl's facial features are quite upright, but her face is too red, which makes people unconsciously think of Guan Erye when they see it.

Guan Erye was wearing a green robe and holding a green dragon glaive knife, so he was naturally dignified. But if Guan Erye pretends to be a woman, even if he shaves his beard clean, it won't look good.

It's all up to me and I said to the girl: "Red-faced girl, you are so thin that you can't stand our beating, where did you come from, go back quickly." ”

Sun Xiaosheng turned to me and said, "Didn't your parents teach you to speak well?" What's wrong with your face being red, Guan Yu is blushing, can you withstand his knife? Girl, I came from heaven, do you want to go to heaven with me? ”

One of the attendants said to me, "I see her, she jumped in from outside the crowd." ”

I said to the girl, "I don't see, red-faced girl, you can jump, did you learn from rabbits, or from toads?" ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "Girl, I learned from Monkey King." Look at you, and in a moment you will turn a few of you into lame rabbits and dead toads. ”

It is all mine, and he said to his attendants, "Give it to me." ”

Two of my retinues pulled out the knives at their waists and rushed to Sun Xiaosheng, and the three of them fought. Mei Zheren was very worried about Sun Xiaosheng's safety, so he said to her:

"Girl, be careful."

As soon as Mei Zheren's words were finished, the two entourages who belonged to me had already been knocked to the ground by Sun Xiaosheng, and they couldn't stand up in pain.

I saw that the situation was not good, so I wanted to run away. As soon as he took two steps, Sun Xiaosheng jumped over and knocked him over as well.

Sun Xiaosheng stepped on my shoulder and said, "Do you dare to bully the people in the future and charge indiscriminately?" ”

It's all mine: "Don't dare anymore." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "I heard you say just now, what is your name Turtle King?" ”

It's all mine: "Heroine, it's not the turtle king, it's all mine, the capital of the city, the one who belongs, you and me." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "It's all mine?" ”

It's all mine: "Yes, yes." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "It means that everything belongs to you?" ”

It's all mine: "Yes, yes." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "Why did you take such a name that lacks morality, everything belongs to you, how can others live?" ”

It's all mine: "The woman is right, it's too lacking in morality." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "You can't call this name anymore in the future." ”

It's all mine: "And what's my name?" ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "I think, it's good to be called the Turtle King." You can call the turtle king from now on. ”

It's all mine: "Woman, this name is not very good, you bother to think of another one." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "If you don't change it, you will be called the Turtle King." You are the Turtle King, and those two retinues are the little turtles. Then he turned his rod to the two attendants, "Let you two be called little turtles, do you have any opinions?" ”

The two attendants said in unison: "No opinion, no opinion, no opinion." ”

It's all mine: "I have no opinion. ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "Turtle King, there are two little turtles, let me see you bullying people again, and I will break your dog's legs." ”

It's all mine: "Woman, you can't break our dog's legs. ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "You're still not convinced?" ”

It's all mine: "Obey, serve." Woman, as you just said, the three of us are turtles, and turtles can't grow dog legs. ”

Sun Xiaosheng couldn't help laughing and said, "Good turtle, since you, the turtle king, are so obedient, I will let you go this time." When I see you doing bad things in the future, I will not beat you in the tortoise leg. ”

It's all mine: "Thank you, Woman." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "I'll just break your turtle shells." ”

I put my hands over my head and said, "We don't dare anymore, we don't dare anymore." Woman, what is your name? ”

Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng: "Girl, don't say your name, lest they trouble you in the future." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "Even if I am a fool today, I am not afraid, let alone these little turtles." Then he said to all that is on the earth, "You have remembered for me, my aunt and grandmother will not change their name, I will not change my surname, my surname is old." ”

It's all mine: "The surname is old, do you have this surname?" ”

Mei Zheren: "The surname of Lao, although rare, has existed since ancient times. ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "Is there really an old surname?" ”

Mei Zheren: "Of course there is, don't you say that you are also surnamed Lao?" ”

Sun Xiaosheng said to me: "Yes, I have this surname, I am the old surname, don't you believe it?" ”

All to me: "I believe, I believe." What's your name? ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "My surname is Lao, and my name is Godmother." ”

It's all mine: "Old godmother? It sounds familiar. ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "It's familiar, next time I let me see a few of you, without breaking your legs, let you eat ten bottles of old godmother alone." ”

It's all mine: "The little ones don't dare anymore." Ten bottles of old godmother, that can't be spicy to death. ”

It was all mine, with my retinue, and limped away. The people around them applauded.

Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng: "Girl, thank you for saving me. You don't really have a real surname, do you? ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "I just said it casually, I didn't even know that there was a surname." My surname is Sun, and my name is Sun Xiaosheng. I just heard you call the three of them pigs, you are really smart enough to scold people without swearing. ”

Mei Zheren: "It's just a small skill of carving insects, not as good as your martial arts skills, girl." I just heard you say that you are the apprentice of the Monkey King, also known as Sun Xiaosheng, you can't really be the apprentice of the Great Sage in the Nether, right? ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "I grew up in the Dousheng Buddha Nunnery, and the martial arts I learned there are not the apprentices of the Monkey King?" ”

Mei Zheren: "Really. ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "But the Sheng in my name is not the saint of the great sage, it is a day above and a completion below." ”

Mei Zheren: "It turned out to be this word, Xiao Sheng, this name is very good." ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "I heard that your accent is not from Ethereal City, what are you doing in Ethereal City?" ”

Mei Zheren: "I am from Jian County, and I came to Ethereal City to participate in the scientific expedition. ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "I see. What is your name? ”

Mei Zheren: "My surname is Mei, and my name is Mei Zheren." Zhe is the left wood and the right stone. ”

Sun Xiaosheng: "Mei Zheren, I remember you." We'll see you later. ”

Mei Zheren: "There will be a period later." ”