Preface: I Don't Have Six Children Chapter 10 Night Tour of the Ethereal City
Every day, people come to the inn to find Mei Zheren, some come to ask for advice, and some come to make friends with him. So the Meizhe people are very busy.
The time came to the evening of the second day, and the Meizhe people had eaten dinner and were about to rest. I heard someone knocking on the window. Mei Zheren opened the window and saw that the person outside the window turned out to be Sun Xiaosheng dressed as a man.
"Princess, why are you here?"
Sun Xiaosheng jumped into the house and said to Mei Zheren:
"Aren't you welcome to me?"
"It's not that you're not welcome, it's just that we shouldn't meet these days, besides, if you don't leave the main door, how can you go through the window?"
"I like to walk through the window, can't I?"
"Okay, of course, the princess is a heroine with excellent martial arts, who can do anything. Not to mention walking through the window, it is normal to fall from the sky and emerge from the ground. ”
Sun Xiaosheng patted Mei Zheren's shoulder and said, "Bosom friend! ”
Both of them couldn't help but laugh. After laughing, Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng:
"Princess, according to the rules of the Proud Country, we shouldn't meet now."
"Don't care what Bai Xue and Yichang said, the two of them are Bai Xue. Also, stop calling me princess, call me by name. My surname Sun was borrowed, and the name Xiaosheng was my own. ”
"Okay, Xiao Sheng, did you come to me tonight for something?"
"Looking for you to travel to Ethereal City at night."
"Ethereal City at night?"
"That's right, a night tour of the Ethereal City. I was wandering around alone and before I knew it, I was here. Come to think of it, you live here, it's boring to be alone, so it's better to call you to go shopping. ”
"I see. Then let's go. ”
With that, Mei Zheren walked to the door. Sun Xiaosheng grabbed his arm and said:
"Brother Mei, did you jump through the window?"
"Nope."
"That's great, I'll take you back to the window today."
"Xiao Sheng, I don't know any martial arts. You don't regret marrying me, and now you want to take the opportunity to fall to my death, right? ”
"Haha, if you can't die, I promise you won't be hurt at all. If I hurt you with a cold hair, I won't be surnamed Sun. ”
"Xiao Sheng, your surname is borrowed to defeat the Buddha Sun Wukong, and you are not surnamed Sun in the first place."
"Jump down and talk about it."
Sun Xiaosheng grabbed Mei Zheren's arm, jumped out of the window with a jump, and then landed safely.
"It didn't hurt you, did it?"
"Thank you for your mercy."
"Speak well."
"It's not hurt, I know you're strong in martial arts, and you definitely can't hurt me. Let's go, let's visit the Ethereal City at night. ”
"Let's go."
Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng wandered the streets. Although Ethereal City is not very large, it is also the capital of a country after all, and there are some lively places to go at night.
The two were walking when they heard someone shouting "help" in front of them. Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng hurriedly walked over, and it turned out that a few bad people had kidnapped a girl. Mei Zheren said to Sun Xiaosheng:
"It's better for us to be cautious, and it's better not to reveal our identities."
Sun Xiaosheng took out two black veils from his sleeves and said to Mei Zheren:
"Put this on, and you're good to go."
"You're really an old man."
"Of course."
Mei Zhe and Sun Xiaosheng both covered their faces with veils and walked five or six steps away from those people. The people of Meizhe said:
"Why are you tying up this girl?"
"Who are you who dare to meddle with the affairs of our Hu family?" Said a person on the other side.
"It doesn't matter what pot you are, or a pot or a bowl family, as long as it's a bad person doing bad things, I have to take care of it." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"What a mess, am I talking about the kettle?" The person on the other side said again.
"It's not a kettle, it's a night kettle?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"You two are playing tricks on us. Let me tell you, we belong to Prime Minister Hu Cheng's family. The person who just spoke to you is Hu Lai, the son of Prime Minister Hu Cheng. Said another person on the other side.
"My father is Prime Minister Hu Nong, and my uncle is arranged by Shangshu Hu, you two get out of here as soon as possible." Hulai said.
"I don't care who your dad or uncle is, even if your dad is strong, it doesn't work. Let me ask you, why did you tie up this girl? Sun Xiaosheng said.
"She is our slave and maid, and she escaped at night, and I will take her back." Hulai said.
"No, I'm not a slave to their family, I went to the street to buy things during the day, and they took them back. At night, I took advantage of their lack of attention, sneaked out, and was caught again. The girl said.
"So that's the case, girl, don't worry, I'll let you go home safely." Sun Xiaosheng said to the girl.
"Who are you two? Dare to meddle in our family's affairs! Hulai said.
Mei Zheren was afraid that Sun Xiaosheng would tell his real name, so he said:
"We both have old surnames. My name is Lao Gan Dad, and she is called Lao Gan Ma. ”
"Yes, the two of us are your old godfather and old godmother." Sun Xiaosheng also said.
"Old godfather, old godmother?" Hulai said.
"Good son, since you recognize your godfather and godmother, let that girl go." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Dare to trick us, little ones, and cripple these two of them." Hulay said to the people around him.
Mei Zheren was a little worried when she saw that Sun Xiaosheng didn't bring a long stick, so she said to her:
"You didn't bring a stick, are you okay?"
"Don't worry, I can beat them down without weapons, not to mention that I still have this. You step back and watch me clean them up. Sun Xiaosheng said.
Sun Xiaosheng lifted his coat, took out a long whip from it, and fought with several evil slaves who had already come closer.
Sun Xiaosheng flew up and down with a long whip, like a golden dragon, those people were not her opponents at all, and after a while, they were all beaten to the point that their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and they had no power to fight back.
At this time, Sun Xiaosheng jumped again and arrived at Hu Lai's side. Before Sun Xiaosheng could make a move, Hu Lai knelt on the ground and begged for mercy:
"Old godmother, I know how good you are. This girl, let's let her go. ”
Sun Xiaosheng untied the girl, and then said to Hu Lai.
"Do you dare to rob people's girls in the future?"
"Don't dare." Hulai said.
"No, I've got to leave you something to keep you remembering." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"The old godmother just said, you can leave anything." Hulai said.
"Keep an ear, or a nose." Sun Xiaosheng said.
Hu Lai said to Sun Xiaosheng: "The old godmother spares her life." He also said to Mei Zheren, "Old godfather, help." ”
Mei Zheren came to Sun Xiaosheng and Hu Lai and said to Sun Xiaosheng:
"He's godmother, he calls us godfather and godmother, so don't hurt anyone."
"It's okay not to have ears or nose, but you have to let him remember it longer." Sun Xiaosheng said.
After Sun Xiaosheng finished speaking, he looked around with his eyes. There were leaves on the ground that had fallen from the trees, so she picked up two dead leaves from her cat's waist and said to Hulay:
"Eat these two leaves and you'll remember them for a long time."
"Dry food?" Hulai said.
"If you don't eat dry, what's the matter? Let me give you a stir-fry dish and a pot of wine? Sun Xiaosheng said.
"That's too unpalatable, isn't it?" Hulai said.
"Don't want to eat?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Can you change another one?" Hulai said.
"Okay, centipede, shell, toad, you can choose one to eat." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Nothing else?" Hulai said.
"Yes." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"What?" Hulai said.
"Pork ears, nose, tongue." Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Well, I like to eat pork head meat the most. Cut the cucumber, mix with minced garlic, light soy sauce, and drizzle with sesame oil, it tastes great. However, you don't have to eat so much, just eat a plate of pig ears. Hulai said.
"You're pretty good at eating. If you want to eat pig ears, I'll make it for you. Sun Xiaosheng said, picked up a knife on the ground, and dragged Hu Lai's ear to cut it.
"Eldest sister, what are you doing here?" Hulai said.
"Who's the eldest sister?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"No, it's the old godmother, what are you doing here?" Hulai said.
"Aren't you going to eat pig ears, I don't cut off your ears, how do you make pig ears?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Old godmother, the pig ears you said are my ears?" Hulai said.
"Your ears, of course, what do you think? It's really pig ears, do you ask the Pure Altar Messenger Zhu Bajie to agree? Sun Xiaosheng said.
"Old godmother, I don't eat pig ears anymore." Hulai said.
"Then are you going to eat pig tongue, pig nose or pig trotters?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"I don't eat any of that." Hulai said.
"That is, to eat centipedes, shells, and toads?" Sun Xiaosheng said.
"No, let's eat the leaves in your hands." Hulai said.
"That's right, open your mouth wide and say 'ah' to me." Sun Xiaosheng said.
Hulai knew that he couldn't hide, and reluctantly opened his mouth. Sun Xiaosheng stuffed the leaves into Hu Lai's mouth, watched him swallow them, and then said:
"Good son, go back. The next time I see you doing evil, I'll let you eat pork ears in cold salad. Remember? ”
"Remembered, remembered. Don't dare anymore. Hulai said.
"Go back to your nightpot house." Sun Xiaosheng said.
Hulai covered his ears and walked away with his entourage.
Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng sent the kidnapped girl home. After that, the two men went back to their respective residences.
Back at another champion inn, the boss saw Mei Zheren and asked in surprise:
"Mei Concubine, when did you go out, why didn't I see it?"
"An hour ago, I swaggered out of here and greeted you. You also said, let me come back early. So fast, forget about it? Mei Zheren said.
"Really?"
"Of course, how else can I get out, can I still fly out?"
"It seems that I'm really old, and my memory is not good."
"Pay more attention to rest, don't just think about making money."
"Thank you Mei Pony for your concern."