Pretentious, these four words are not good words, especially after only reading a few books, he began to pat his chest and praise himself for "learning rich five cars", dogs generally meet such people and simply avoid walking, so as not to be made fun of by him.

"Zhao Dagou! You can't even answer such a simple couplet? I think your ninth-place finish was cheating! Hahaha......"

Belch~

The dog turned his head and hiccuped, squinting at the skinny pod that made fun of him.

"Yes! Zhao Dagou, if you can't do it, you will admit defeat to Brother Liu, and we will all forgive you for the sake of your youth. ”

The dog looked sideways at the yellow-faced man, continued to burp, looked down for a slightly clean haystack, sat down cross-legged, leaned half-back on the railing, and closed his eyelids.

This action and the expression on his face, anyone with a discerning eye could see that Zhao Dagou didn't take these two people seriously, so several other people in the cell laughed loudly.

Their laughter annoyed the thin hemp pole, one of them stood up, walked up to the dog, stretched out his finger and pointed at the dog's nose and said: "Zhao Dagou, what do you mean, if you can't do it, just say, what are you doing with such a cold face?" ”

"That's it! Anyway, Brother Liu is more than ten years older than you, well, what, older than you, your behavior is too unruly. ”

The yellow-faced man who helped originally wanted to talk about the dog's age, but then when he thought about it, it was too much worse and he was a little embarrassed, so he began to accuse the dog of not knowing etiquette.

The dog had just eaten two glasses of wine with the cell boss at noon, and the sleepiness was coming, and he wanted to be confused for a while, but they were buzzing in their ears, how could they sleep, so they had to open their eyes and look at Xiao Wuzhou, who was sitting in a corner of the prison and snickering, sighed, and said to the two in front of him:

"I said, are you two annoying? The master didn't agree to fight with you, why are you pulling me to death? Go, if you have the strength, you will clean up the prison, and the mess will not please your eyes. ”

"Hey, you Zhao Dagou, the two of us are not small guys, why are you going to clean, why don't you go!" The yellow-faced man said angrily.

"That's it, why are we going, and you don't give money!" Thin hemp pole also hurriedly agreed.

As soon as his words fell, the yellow-faced man next to him hurriedly reminded in a low voice: "Brother Liu, you can't do such a thing that damages the face of a scholar, and you can't do it if you give money!" ”

As soon as the thin hemp pole heard the reason, he quickly nodded, and then said to the dog: "We won't do it if you give money!" ”

The dog looked at these two people and smiled at the corners of his mouth, okay! Two stupid guys who read books and read bad brains.

Seeing through these two people, the dog suddenly became interested, and he didn't sleep anymore, and sat upright, but the two of them said: "Two brothers, I don't know if I should say something or not?" ”

The two of them said in unison: "Say!" ”

"Dare to ask the two! Have you heard the phrase 'corn from the fire'? ”

The two of them glanced at each other, probably never heard of it, the yellow-faced man looked at him, and the thin hemp pole said: "Hahaha, Zhao Dagou, you are making up nonsense!" ”

"Hehe, I heard from a merchant who traveled outside the territory, I don't know if you have heard of it?"

As soon as the thin hemp pole opened his mouth to answer, the yellow-faced man next to him stopped him and said, "Why should I tell you, besides, you didn't reply to Brother Liu's pair!" ”

Hearing him say this, the dog nodded that the yellow-faced man was still a little cautious, but he was only cautious, so he said, "That's it!" If the two of you answer me, I'll take Brother Liu's pair! ”

"Okay, it's a deal!" The yellow-faced man nodded heavily, then stepped out of the way for the thin hemp pole to answer.

"Zhao Dagou, listen, although this word is not known to Xiucai, but listening to the literal meaning, it should mean that in the 'fire to take chestnuts, meaning, I think it is to say, it is difficult to do things!"

"Hahaha!" The dog patted the railing behind him and laughed, "It seems that you really don't know!" Forget it, master, I was amused by the two of you, and I don't have the same knowledge as you, No, you two will talk about the pair again! ”

The two of them always felt that the dog's laughter was a bit ridiculous, but they couldn't guess the reason, and they heard the dog ask the pair, so they had to let it go, and said: "What I came out of was, 'The sky is round, the earth is in all directions, and the birds are jumping in the forest', come, you come to pick it up!" If you take the next sentence, we will not compare with you in the future, if you can't do it, you, well, I heard that you are quite familiar with the cell boss, let them help us buy some hot cooking cakes! ”

The yellow-faced man added: "Let's have another dish, otherwise I won't be able to eat it!" ”

Okay, it turns out that these two people heard that people were running over to make trouble for themselves, just for this, the dog smiled, looked up and said: "It's easy to say, even if it is done, I can help you two with this, but some people who encourage you two to come, can only love and can't help." ”

Although he said it to these two people, his eyes were looking at Xiao Wuzhou in the corner of the cell.

Xiao Wuzhou had a strip of cloth stuffed in his nose, but he didn't have it in his ears, and when he heard the dog say this, he knew that it was aimed at himself, so he snorted coldly and replied: "At a young age, you can only talk big, you have the ability to do it first!" ”

"That's it, you're right to have the ability, the two of us haven't been right for a long time," said the thin hemp pole bluntly.

The dog naturally heard the loophole in this statement, but he didn't expose it, just smiled and said, "Don't worry, let me stand up first." ”

As he spoke, the dog stretched out his legs cross-legged, stood up, and then looked at the cell and the people inside, and looked down in thought.

"There it is! Listen, both of you! My next couplet is, 'The wind is fine willows, the road is eight-directional, and the villain sits in prison'. ”

"Hey, Brother Sun, he actually came out! Right? ”

"Brother Liu, well, I think it's okay, but I always feel that the meaning of the words ......"

The two of them turned their heads in unison to look at Xiao Wuzhou, who was sitting in the corner of the cell.

I saw that his face turned hugely red, he stood up with a rub, pointed at the dog and said angrily: "Zhao Dagou, what do you mean?" ”

"What do you mean?" The dog slowly walked up to him with his hands behind his back and said, "Brother Xiao is so talented, I don't know the meaning of the sentence." ”

Looking at the height, the dog's small body has not reached his shoulders, but the momentum is tougher than him, and a pair of eyes are staring at him and retreating again and again.

"I, I'm ......" Xiao Wuzhou explained weakly while retreating, "I just compared with them, and I didn't instruct them to trouble you, yes, they took the initiative to find you, but not me!" You, what do you think I'm doing? ”

The dog clenched his fist lightly, stared at his mouth and said, "What are you doing?" Brother Xiao won't say if you have instructions or not, just because of your tongue-in-cheek problem, I don't think you have committed it again. ”

Xiao Wuzhou had no way to retreat, leaned against the wall of the cell, protected his mouth with one hand, and defended: "I, where am I talking too much, you don't want to wronged me." ”

"Wronged you?" The dog smiled and said, "Let me ask you, how did they know my name when they met me for the first time, and how did they know about me and the cell boss, only you have seen?" Well? ”

With a well, the frightened Xiao Wuzhou waved his hand again and again: "It's not me, it's me." ”

Seeing him like this, the dog shook his head for a while.

Two days ago, he received a letter from Wu Ting, in which he said that his father, who had been persecuted, rushed back to the old nest of Chuzhou overnight, and finally drove back to Lin'an in a dozen big carriages at the beginning of the month.

Then a few days before he was born, the Privy Council of the Imperial Court and the Ministry of War sent a young civil official, and as soon as this official came, the Western Army was in a mess, Wu Shuai reasoned with him, and this guy took out the documents of the imperial court and said that this is the implementation of the military reform formulated by the ministers of the imperial court!

He also accused Wu Lan of "being cowardly and afraid of things, not knowing the military book, delaying the military plane, and commanding abnormally" and other mistakes, this time, but his father was provoked, and he was directly tied to the war horse, and led the personal guards, wore armor and took weapons, and went out of the office to find gold soldiers, well, the bandits of the Hutou cottage opposite.

After a hearty fight, Wu Lan returned with interest, and this civilian official also returned to the official office with a "shameful taste", and since then he has not dared to criticize the military affairs.

My father said before that the army leaders of the Great Song Dynasty were all civilian officials, and these people talked about the art of war and the book of war, and as soon as they got into the battle formation, they panicked and commanded, and how many good people's lives were harmed in vain, and the generals who really knew how to fight were outside the military power and controlled by others, and they saw that the good opportunity was lost, and they were unable to return to the sky, so they had to be pulled out as scapegoats.

As the saying goes, "those who can fight are soldiers, and those who can't fight are commanders", so reversing black and white, how can this Great Song Dynasty not fade?

Xiao Wuzhou's seven-foot body in front of him stretched out a slap and could knock the dog over and over again, but now he can only stand in the corner of the cell with his hands and feet shrunk, talking about quibbles and shirking nonsense, hoping that the dog will not beat him, such a person will be admitted to the Jinshi in the future, go out to lead the troops to fight, can he be expected to win the battle?

Alas, the dog sighed, turned his head to look at the next few cells, the students who were reading and talking about the poetry and scriptures, suddenly had some doubts in their hearts about the imperial examination they were going to take.

But then the thought of it made the fists clenched together.

Such a coward, if he puts the military power in their hands and expects them to protect him, it is better to raise a dog, so he must work hard, he must be in high school, and then become a big official, and take back the military power, although he is not a handsome talent, but at least he sees Jin Bing, sees corpses all over the ground, and will not be scared to pee his pants!

"Xiao Wuzhou, today the master will tell you, just stay quiet if you have nothing to do, don't come to provoke me with any hell of a thought, carefully cripple your legs, and make you unable to take the imperial examination for life!"

Xiao Wuzhou believed this sentence, because when he found the dog's house after reading the list today, he originally wanted to find him to theorize, but he happened to see the dog fighting with a few men and more than a dozen scoundrels, especially when he saw the dog personally breaking the legs of the scoundrel who kowtowed and begged for forgiveness, he trembled in his heart and had a sense of fear, which led to his theory with him later, he was completely disadvantaged, and he was attacked in the mouth in a panic.

"Okay, okay, I won't mess with you!" Xiao Wuzhou shook his little hand vigorously.

The dog snorted coldly, rolled over and returned to the same place, and sat down silently.

The thin hemp pole and the yellow-faced man who had been watching from the side didn't dare to mention that they wanted the dog to find the cell boss to eat, so they sat down obediently.

This day passed like this, and in the evening, this group of troublesome students were finally led back by the dean of their own college.