It is said that in ancient times, there was an Aolai country in Dongsheng Shenzhou, and the country was an ethereal city.

This Aolai country was originally just a small country and had no popularity in Dongsheng Shenzhou, but later became known to the world because of a monkey in Huaguo Mountain.

The monkey first worshipped the Bodhi ancestor as a teacher, learned seventy-two changes, and then made trouble in the heavenly palace, and staged countless wonderful stories with the gods in the sky, the monsters on the earth, and the gods and Buddhas in the west, and finally became a fighting Buddha.

That's right, this monkey is the Monkey King. Since the Monkey King, a big celebrity, no, it's a famous monkey, and Ao Laiguo has also become famous.

With the passage of time, the country of Aolai ushered in the most glorious dynasty in history: Mu Youchao.

The countries around Aolai are all larger in area and more populous than it.

For a long time, these countries have looked down on the Aolai country, and some countries plan to send troops to destroy the Aolai country, but now they don't dare because they are afraid of Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick.

Not only that, but the kings of the surrounding countries also sent envoys to the country of Aolai to offer gifts. For a while, the country of Aolai presented the scene of "all countries coming to court".

One day in the court, Zuo Prime Minister Dou Nilan said to King Hao Hutu:

"Your Majesty, now that the four seas are surrendered, and all countries are coming to the court, it can be seen that my proud country is strong, unprecedented, and Your Majesty's virtue is far beyond Yao Shun. Your Majesty can no longer be king. ”

"I don't want to be this king for a long time. I've heard that there was an emperor in the Song Dynasty who was a painter, an emperor in the Ming Dynasty who was a carpenter, and a king in France who was a locksmith. I figured out that I was going to be a chef.

When the time comes, what kind of beasts in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, cattle and sheep on land, fresh under the sea, monkey's head bird's nest, shark's fin, bear's paws, dried scallops and deer tail tips, steamed lambs, steamed bear's paws, steamed deer tails, roasted ducks, roasted chicks, ...... said.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, don't say it again, we all know that you are well-versed in the past and the present, and you will also report the name of the dish. I'm not asking you to be a chef. ”

"Then you want me to talk about cross talk? But you have to say it in advance, you have to find me a good master first, I can only report the name of the dish, and nothing else. At least you have to learn more than 100 pieces of cross talk before you dare to say that you are a cross talk actor.

We don't have a good master in the country, I heard that there is a cross talk team in Beijing called De He Society, and there are a bunch of cross talk actors in it, you go there and find a good master for me. ”

"Your Majesty, I'm not asking you to be a chef, let alone a cross talk actor. Besides, Beijing is more than 108,000 miles away from the country of Aolai, and it is more difficult to find the master there than for Tang Seng to go to the west to learn scriptures. ”

"I'm not a chef, I'm not a cross talk actor, so what do you want me to be? It's not going to be for me to play football, is it?

I want to contribute to our national team to break out of Dongsheng Shenzhou, but my body is not good, you look at my belly, let alone football, basketball can fit it. ”

"Your Majesty, I beg you, let me finish my sentence first."

"Say it."

"Your Majesty, I said that I won't let you be a king, not to let you be a chef, a cross talk actor, not to play football, I want you to change your title."

"Another title, what title?"

"The Son of Heaven."

"What is the Son of Heaven?"

"The Son of Heaven is not a thing."

"The Son of Heaven is not a thing, you still let me be the Son of Heaven! Are you saying I'm not a thing? ”

"Your Majesty, the Son of Heaven is not a thing, you are a thing."

"What am I?"

"Your Majesty, you are not a thing."

"You say I'm not a thing?"

"Your Majesty, I was wrong. I know that you have recently devoted yourself to studying brain teasers, and you have reached the point of reaching the peak, so don't make fun of Lao Chen. The old minister was willing to bow down. ”

"Then tell me again, what is the Son of Heaven?"

"Your Majesty, the Son of Heaven is a title. The Son of Heaven is the Son of Heaven and can rule the world in place of God.

Now all countries have sent envoys to offer gifts, indicating that Your Majesty is worthy of the world, and the title of king is too small, and he should be called the Son of Heaven. ”

"I see. According to you, the Son of Heaven is several sizes older than the king. According to the shoes on his feet, the king is forty, and the son of heaven must be at least fifty. ”

"Your Majesty."

"But I'm wearing shoes of size 42 and size 50, I am wearing too big, Yao Ming may be suitable to wear them."

"Your Majesty, don't laugh anymore."

"Okay, let's get down to business. Since the Son of Heaven is so good, let's start today, I am the Son of Heaven. The Son of Heaven has to have a name to be loud when he listens.

I heard that Cheng Yanjin is the Demon King of the Great Virtue Son of Heaven. You all say that I am a rare good king, isn't there a saying called rare and confused, and my name is Hao Hutu.

Then I will be a confused son of heaven in the future, and this year is the first year of Aolai Guomu Youchao. ”

"Is Your Majesty no longer thinking about it?"

"If you don't think about it, it's called a fool."

The ministers fell to their knees and shouted in unison:

"Long live the foolish Son of Heaven."

The ministers got up, and Hu Nong, the right prime minister, was going to say:

"Your Majesty, I am proud to come to the country in today's prosperous world, one is that Your Majesty governs the country well, and the other is to fight to defeat the Buddha's protection. In order to protect the foundation of the world, I implore Your Majesty to confer the title of Grand Master of Fighting Buddha Ao to protect the country and the generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses. ”

"Prime Minister Hu Cheng, fighting to defeat the Buddha is in heaven, no matter how big an official I give him, he will not come down to be a man. Why don't you go up and call him down? The Son of Heaven said.

"I can't go up."

"Otherwise, let's send a courier to the Struggle Shengfo and let him come down? Which courier company can get to the sky? ”

"Not any of them."

"Then it's over, I can't go up, you can't go up, the courier can't go up, who will go to find the Buddha to fight and defeat?"

"Prime Minister Dou and I also thought of this, fighting to defeat the Buddha in heaven, we can't find him. However, we can't stop being an official just because we can't find him, because that would be too disrespectful to fight the Buddha. ”

"After sealing the official, who will be the official?"

"Aolai National Protector Grand Mage, Generalissimo of the World's Soldiers and Horses, I just need to share the burden with Prime Minister Dou Cheng. Prime Minister Dou concurrently serves as the Grand Master of the Protector of the Country, and I concurrently serve as the Generalissimo of the world's soldiers and horses. ”

"Won't those two prime ministers be too hard?"

"It's not hard, it's what we should do."

"Since the two prime ministers are so capable, it is better to do the work of cleaning the public toilets in Ethereal City.

A few days ago, I went outside the palace to go to the toilet, and I looked for several in a row, but none of them were clean. It almost made me pee my pants. ”

"Your Majesty, Prime Minister Dou and I clean the toilet, I'm afraid it's not appropriate, right?"

"What's wrong?"

"Your Majesty, Prime Minister Dou and I are not afraid of being dirty or tired. However, you think, after Prime Minister Dou and I clean the toilet every day, and then come to the palace to go to court, there will be a smell on our bodies. ”

"That's what you say. Then you don't have to clean the toilets. ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

"Let's clean up the area around the palace. That's it. Prime Minister Dou Cheng concurrently served as the Grand Master of the Protector of the Country and the cleaner of the West Palace Road, and Prime Minister Hu Cheng concurrently served as the Generalissimo of the World's Soldiers and Horses and the cleaner of the East Road of the Imperial Palace. ”

Dounilane and Hunon looked at each other, knelt down and said:

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty, I have one more thing to start." Clonistane said again.

"What's the matter?" The Confused Son of Heaven said.

"Today, the four seas are peaceful, all countries are coming to the court, and Your Majesty has changed his name to the Son of Heaven.

"That's right."

"May I ask Your Majesty, what subjects will be taken in the imperial examination this year?"

"Four Books and Five Classics, Qin, Chess, Calligraphy and Painting, and Hundred Schools of ......Thought"

"Too much, right?"

"None of these are tested."

"If you don't take the test, then what's the test?"

"This year is the first year of confusion, the test center is fresh, and the talent test is tested."

"What talent?"

"Guess riddles, brains and turns."

"Are these two talents?"

"Add a tongue twister, and it's a talent. Shangshu ordered Quanjiade to immediately draft a decree and announce it to the world. The Ministry of Rites is in charge of the examination. ”

"Commandment." Quanjiade and Bai Doctrine.