Chapter 142: Drunk
The two sides sat down, Fang Xu waved his hand, and the next person immediately came up with the dishes, a total of three dishes and one soup, although there were not many dishes, but they smelled fragrant.
Several princes and princesses are also masters who have seen the world and eaten good things, and their saliva will almost flow out.
The second prince stared at the dishes on the table and sighed: "Sometimes I really envy Lotte and can enjoy such food every day." ”
"Look at what the second prince said, it seems that you eat pig food every day." Fang Xu was cheap, he replied too quickly, and he had already blurted out when he reacted.
The scene was quiet, and the second prince ate pig food, which was a crime.
"For example, for example, the second prince eats naturally not pig food, I heard that there are many cooks in the second prince's mansion, and each chef has a specialty dish.
There are even people who specialize in making green vegetables, and some people specialize in meat dishes, and eating is called a fine, and the degree of fineness should be called the top few in Yan Country. ”
Fang Xu hurriedly praised and brought the words back, but the expression of the second prince was still not good, obviously angry.
Fang Xu picked his nose, he was really stingy.
The general opened his mouth to explain, but was quietly pulled by Fang Xu, the general didn't understand why, so he closed his mouth and saw what Fang Xu wanted to do.
"Lotte's mouth is really good at saying, that's the dead can say alive, and the living can say dead." The second prince suddenly laughed a few times, and praised Fang Xu.
Scheming man! Fang Xu put a label on the second prince, and he didn't plan to tear it off.
"Thank you for the praise of the second prince, you can taste the food of the Pine Forest Courtyard, this is specially prepared for you by the chef."
Fang Xu stretched out his hand to invite, don't talk nonsense, let's eat, let's talk about it after eating.
"Please." The second prince stretched out his hand to invite, and it was not Fang Xu who was invited, but Princess Xiangxiang opposite, but Princess Xiangxiang's eyes did not look at the second prince, but stared at Fang Xu obsessively.
Fang Xu rolled his eyes at the sky, this Xiangxiang princess really knows how to play.
"Please!" The eldest prince of Xiling replied on behalf of Princess Xiangxiang, which was regarded as giving the second prince face, so the voice of invitation sounded during the banquet, that is, you invited me to invite him.
Fang Xu looked at the polite group of people and continued to complain silently.
It was the first time for these princes and princesses to eat the food of the Pine Forest Courtyard, and after eating the first bite, there was no sound, and they all bowed their heads to eat the second and third bites.
I didn't even bother to take a sip of the wine next to the table.
Fang Xu glanced around with the cup, turned his head to the general and said, "Please." ”
"Please." The general raised his glass, a shallow smile on the corner of his mouth.
Three dishes and one soup to achieve a well-off, this is a famous saying that prevailed in Fang Xu's previous life, and it is no exception in this life, and the banquet guests of large families are basically two or three dishes.
Like Fang Xu, three dishes and one soup banquet is already very good, the most important thing is that the dishes are still delicious, and I still want to eat them.
So several princes and princesses couldn't help but respond to the action of a disc.
The fastest to eat was the prince of Xiling, he quickly ate and drank the three dishes and one soup in front of him, and then saw the wine next to him, so he didn't say a word and did it.
Fang Xu picked his nose, with a faint calculating evil smile on the corner of his mouth.
The general lowered his head, unable to bear to look at it.
The wine entered his throat, and the prince of Xiling felt that there was a burning knife rolling in his throat, which was called an enjoyable experience.
"Good wine!" The prince of Xiling praised it, picked up the wine jug next to him and dried it in his mouth, Xiling people are good at wine, they like to catch and hold the wine jug, which is bold enough.
Fang Xu gave a small look of agreement, the wine was specially prepared for the Grand Prince of Xiling, it was an alcohol that had been purified many times, not to mention 90. That also reached 80.
Compared with the small wine in the tens and twenties of this era, one day and one place, it is enjoyable and has great stamina.
So, the prince of Xiling had a pot of belly, his face was red, his ears were red, and his eyes were foggy.
He looked at the general, laughed a few times, blinked his confused eyes, turned his head to look at Fang Xu again, smirked a few more times, and then continued to look at the others.
Fang Xu has seen many people get drunk, and he himself has been drunk, some people like to sing when they are drunk, some people like to run, and some people hold telephone poles and kiss their mouths.
Anyway, there are all kinds of forms, and it's the first time I've seen it when he laughs silly and silly like the prince of Xiling.
Following the prince of Xiling, Princess Xiangxiang also followed in the footsteps, followed by the three princes of Yan Kingdom, five big shots came, and none of them escaped.
Fang Xu looked at the five people who were drunk with wine, his eyes bent wide with a smile, and the general silently stretched out his thumb.
Xianggong is high, and if you don't want to have a snake tail with these people, you can directly get people drunk, so that you can watch a good show.
Princess Xiangxiang sang when she was drunk, singing the folk songs of Xiling, and the singing was very melodious and very good.
The eldest prince ran all over the field and danced striptease, the frightened generals and maids avoided one after another, and the second prince was crying, and his body shrunk into a ball of crying.
The four princes were the most honest, and they lay down on the ground and fell asleep.
Those subordinates who accompanied the master into the pine forest courtyard looked stupid, and couldn't believe that the master of their family was easily drunk, and he was too ugly.
Fang Xu pointed to the little eunuch beside the eldest prince and shouted, "You are stupid, why don't you hurry up and help your Royal Highness to return to the house, it's not enough, ah." ”
I didn't say the word shame, let the little eunuch taste it himself, you taste, you taste, look at your Royal Highness, shame on you, how old a person is, actually dancing a striptease.
So the people brought by the eldest prince walked out with their hands and feet, which was really embarrassing, if this was spread out, would they still be able to see people?
The people around the second prince also had a bad face, this thing is troublesome, what a good master, crying like a child at this time.
Soon, the people around the three princes helped their masters away, and as for the great prince of Xiling and Princess Xiangxiang, then leave it to their own people.
Fang Xu sat down on the body of the Great Prince of Xiling, looking at this smirking second person who just wanted to talk, but he didn't expect that other people appeared next to the Great Prince of Xiling, and he didn't give Fang Xu a chance to speak at all.
"Lord Xiaofang, my prince is drunk, so I will leave."
Fang Xu ignored the other party, but looked at the Great Prince of Xiling and asked, "Are you drunk?" ”
"Hey, hey." The Grand Prince of Xiling replied with a smirk.
Just rushed to this look, not only drunk, but also drunk.
"My Royal Highness is drunk, take your leave." The messenger said again, and directly helped the prince of Xiling to leave, and at the same time asked the accompanying palace maid to take Princess Xiangxiang away.
There was an annoyance in their hearts, they entered the pine forest courtyard, but they didn't do anything, but let His Royal Highness and the princess lose a wave of face first.
Fang Xu followed the group out, and ran up to meet Mrs. Wu Anbo, who was packing up and preparing to come to see her, Mrs. Wu Anbo didn't know what happened in the Songlin Courtyard.
"Rakuten, this, what's going on?"