Chapter 53: Big and Small Joe

Back in the mansion where he lived temporarily in Haixi City, Lu Bu first asked a personal soldier to bring the red rabbit horse back to the stable in the mansion, prepare clean forage and water, and let the red rabbit horse that had galloped with him all night eat and drink well!

Then, Lu Bu took off his armor and cloak stained with the blood of the enemy, and then comfortably took a hot bath to soak away his blood and exhaustion.

The second attack on the camp crushed the Cao army that was in the way with a large fire, so that Lü Bu could take Haixi City, including the village pavilions around Haixi City, so that Lü Bu could get a large number of Han Chinese people, and then strengthen his rule over Wen County!

In addition, he also killed Guan Yu, so that Lu Bu would have one less enemy from now on, and it could be regarded as giving Liu Bei, who had a big enmity with him, a good-looking thief, and let him cry after losing a sworn brother!

Lu Bu, who was originally a little tired, was too excited to think of these things that were beneficial to him at this time, and he didn't feel sleepy for a while, so he called Zhou Cang and Wang Dali, who had returned to Haixi City, to push the cup and change the lamp, and drank a few large bottles of self-produced elixir and jade liquid with them, so that Lu Bu, who was usually able to drink, was now not strong enough to drink, and then returned to the room where he lived with the support of his own soldiers.

Lu Bu, who returned to the room, suddenly woke up the two delicate women who were asleep in the room because of the too much movement.

The two women hurriedly cleaned up their hair and clothes because they slept messy, and then hurriedly walked out of the inner room, as if they were very afraid of Lu Bu, the two women looked at Lu Bu from a distance and looked at Lu Bu from a distance, looking at Lu Bu who had a tall figure, which made them feel huge pressure, and they couldn't help but feel at a loss, very pitiful!

Lu Bu, who was drunk, suddenly saw two pretty and identical women appear in his room, which made Lu Bu stunned for a moment, and then, Lu Bu quickly came back to his senses.

Obviously, Lu Bu had already remembered the origin of these two women.

At the same time, Lu Bu, who had drunk the wine, looked at the two beautiful women in front of him, although they were not as good as the Diao Chan who could bring disaster to the country and the people, but they were almost the same.

At the very least, they are big beauties at the same level as Yan Yao and Cao Qi'er, which made Lu Bu's eyes light up, and his heart suddenly became excited.

So, Lu Bu closed the door of the room, and then slowly walked towards the two delicate and pitiful little white rabbits like a big bad wolf!

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Early the next morning, Lu Bu opened his eyes and touched his head, which was still a little drowsy due to drinking too much wine last night, which made Lu Bu gradually sober up.

However, when Lu Bu found that in addition to himself, there were two women who looked exactly the same and were looking at him with complicated expressions on the bed he was sleeping on, and Lu Bu, who did not react for a while, made Lu Bu fall into a drowsiness again.

However, Lu Bu quickly came back to his senses.

Lu Bu looked at these two women who looked exactly the same, looking at him, his eyes were full of complexity, and there was a trace of tenderness in the panic, which made Lu Bu suddenly show a wry smile.

Because, Lu Bu knew that he had drunk and had sex last night, which harmed these two women!

"Big Joe, little Joe! In this case, you can be the woman of Benhou in the future! As long as you abide by the way of women in the future, Benhou promises you that he will treat you well! After speaking, Lu Bu got out of bed, got dressed, and then walked out of the inner room, and then walked out of the room and closed the door, so that they who were in a complicated mood, that is, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, could calm down, so that they could have a time to prepare or adapt to becoming Lu Bu's wife and concubine in the future.

That's right, these two beautiful women who look exactly the same are the world-famous Jiangdong Xiaoqiao, and in historical records, they are the wives of Sun Ce and Zhou Yu.

It's just that Sun Ce and Zhou Yu haven't broken through Anhui County in Lujiang County yet, so naturally they can't capture the two daughters of Big and Little Qiao as their wives, and they cheapened Lu Bu, a sanctimonious big bad wolf, in vain.

Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao were originally from Anhui County, Lujiang County, and came all the way to Haixi County to visit relatives.

In fact, the most important thing is to avoid the war, because at this time, Jiangdong Sun Ce is leading troops to attack Lujiang County, if Lujiang County falls, the end of them with the beauty of the world can be imagined.

Therefore, the father of the second daughter of Xiao Qiao hurriedly sent them to the relatively safe home of a distant relative in Haixi County to escape the war!

It's just that they, including their father, never thought that Lu Bu would cross the sea and return to Xuzhou, and then attack Haixi, a small remote county town, and let them fall into the tiger's den of Lu Bu.

Because they were so beautiful, they were discovered by a small army under Lu Bu's tent by chance, and then dedicated to Lu Bu.

At that time, for the gifts of his loyal subordinates, Lu Bu naturally would not refuse and chilled their hearts loyal to him.

So, Lu Bu took Xiao Qiao and placed them in his room temporarily, and planned to return them to the distant relatives of their second daughter when the time returned to Wenjun.

As a person of the 21st century, Lu Bu will not forcibly plunder beautiful women for his own enjoyment like the powerful people of this era!

It's just that Lu Bu drank too much wine last night to do such a ridiculous thing.

However, it has come to this point, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao have become Lu Bu's women, this is an undoubted fact, therefore, Lu Bu can only take advantage of the situation (in fact, Lu Bu only did this after seeing the beauty of the second daughter of the family and the second daughter of the family is the famous big and small Qiao) to keep the two daughters by his side!

After Lu Bu walked out of the room, he immediately arranged for Zhou Cang, Wang Dali, who had just woken up, to lead the soldiers and the surrendered Cao army to move to Haixi County, and neither the population nor the money and food of Haixi City could be left.

Of course, the township pavilions around Haixi County cannot be spared.

Without the army of Lu Bu blocked by the Cao army, all of a sudden, the county seat of Haixi, including the surrounding township pavilions, was quickly plundered by the army of Lu Bu.

Then complete the loading work as soon as possible, join the Cao Bao fleet going to Yandu County, and set sail together from where to go back and forth!

By the time Le Jin, who had escaped, gathered the remnants of the army, and then converged with the 20,000 Xuzhou troops led by the Xuzhou Assassin Shi Chexuan, Lu Bu had already sailed in the vast sea and didn't know how many miles of sea he had sailed!

Le Jin and Che Xuan looked at the two counties of Haixi and Yandu, which had been looted by Lu Bu's army, and suddenly looked at each other, and then became angry.

The two counties of Haixi and Yandu, including the surrounding township pavilions, were plundered by Lu Bu of 100,000 Han people and countless amounts of money and grain.

Although these are nothing to Cao Cao, who has a vast Central Plains, Lu Bu is slapping Cao Cao in the face on Cao Cao's territory!

And as the main responsibility, especially Lejin, who led an army of 10,000 to ambush Lu Bu's navy, the ambush failed but caused heavy losses on his side, plus Guan Yu was also killed by Lu Bu, if Cao Cao knew about it, he didn't know what punishment he would receive?

made Le Jin and Che Xuan uneasy, and naturally hated Lu Bu in their hearts.

However, the matter that should be reported must still be reported to Cao Cao, even if it is like a thunderbolt from the sky to them, it must be truthfully reported to their lord Cao Cao, otherwise, they will be guilty of crimes!

So, Le Jin and Che Xuan glanced at each other again, and asked the soldiers under their command to bring pen and ink bamboo slips, and each wrote the situation truthfully into the bamboo slips, and then together with the body of Guan Yu, who was casually abandoned in the wasteland by Lu Bu and was too lazy to bury it, he quickly sent it to Xu Du and asked their lord Cao Cao to make a decision!