"Your Majesty, our country has a history of thousands of years. There are many champions, but they were named seven-grade watermelon officials, which is unprecedented, and it is very likely that there will be no one in the future. The name of the Foolish Son of Heaven will be passed down through the ages, and the name of Meizheren will also be passed down through the ages. Mei Zheren said to the confused Son of Heaven again.

The confused Son of Heaven said to Mei Zheren: "It is worthy of being the champion, and he has a level of speech." He also said to the historian Xia Bian, "Have you written it down, it will be passed down for eternity." ”

"It's all written down, this matter will definitely be the same as when Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, it will be passed on forever and become a beautiful talk for the ages." Xia Bian said.

The confused Son of Heaven said to Mei Zheren again:

"Mei Zheren, I still have something to ask you, have you married?"

"Your Majesty, I haven't married yet." Mei Zheren said.

"Then I'll be a matchmaker and tell you a family affair."

"Your Majesty, I don't know which girl it is?"

"You'll find out in a moment."

The confused Son of Heaven asked the eunuch to go out to announce the decree and call the girl into the palace. After that, the confused Son of Heaven said to Mei Zheren:

"This girl I told you about saved my life. That year, I went hunting in the mountains, and suddenly a tiger appeared. The tiger is big, it must be bigger than the one killed by Wu Song.

I took several ministers with me, and they were all scared silly when they saw the tiger, and Prime Minister Dou Cheng and Hu Cheng peed their pants at the same time.

So many people, the tiger didn't want to eat, and they rushed towards me, so I wondered, does the tiger also know that I am the king of the Aolai country?

At the most critical moment, a girl suddenly jumped out and killed the tiger.

Later, we chatted and chatted, and I learned that she was the cousin of the sister-in-law's brother-in-law, who was a friend of the queen's sister, a neighbor's aunt, a cousin, and a daughter-in-law. Speaking of which, it's also a distant relative.

is both a lifesaver and a distant relative, so I recognized her as my sister and named her a princess. What kind of princess do you want to seal, I saw that the girl's face was very red, so I would like to seal a red apple princess.

A few days ago, Princess Red Apple suddenly came to the palace to find me, saying that she was going to marry this year's champion.

I'll just say to her: The champion hasn't come out yet, you don't even know what the champion looks like, so you're going to marry him?

Guess what, she said, her master said, she has a relationship with this year's champion, no matter whether the champion is tall or short, fat or thin, good-looking or ugly, even if the champion is Zhu Bajie, she will marry this year's champion. You say, where is the reason?

Mei Zheren, I'm not saying that you are Zhu Bajie, you are much stronger than Zhu Bajie. ”

Listening to the words of the confused Son of Heaven, Mei Zheren said in his heart: This Confused Son of Heaven is really the first foolish person in ancient and modern times, and he can even think of the title of Princess Red Apple! There was a red apple princess in the past, and now there is a watermelon county order, and in the future, there will be a kiwi county guard, a dragon fruit general or something, and the country can have a fruit party.

After the confused emperor finished speaking, Mei Zheren retracted his thoughts and said to the confused emperor:

"Your Majesty, although the appearance of the Pure Altar Envoy is a little peculiar, he is the great god of the Western Heavens, and the ministers will never dare to compare."

As soon as Mei Zheren finished speaking, the eunuch walked into the hall of confusion with a slender and tall girl. Mei Zheren raised her eyes and saw that the girl that the confused emperor said was none other than Sun Xiaosheng, no wonder the confused emperor would crown her the red apple princess, because her face was indeed too red.

At this time, Sun Xiaosheng put on a newly made floral dress, and also made a careful dress, which seemed to look a little better. But she still walks with a big grin, without the feminine beauty of a woman.

Sun Xiaosheng came to the main hall and did not notice Mei Zheren. After seeing the confused Son of Heaven, Sun Xiaosheng did not bow, but just hugged his fists and bowed, and then said to the Confused Son of Heaven:

"Confused brother, there are so many people, which one is the champion?"

The name of the confused emperor is Hao Hutu, Sun Xiaosheng originally called him Brother Hutu, and later called him Brother Confused. The pronunciation of the two names is exactly the same, and no one can hear it.

The confused Son of Heaven pointed to Mei Zheren and said to Sun Xiaosheng:

"He's the champion."

Sun Xiaosheng turned around and saw Mei Zheren, and recognized him at that time:

"Brother Mei, are you the champion this year?"

"Miss Sun, I haven't seen you for a few days, I didn't expect to see you here. That's right, I'm the top student in this subject. The red apple princess that the Son of Heaven said was going to marry the champion won't be you, right? Mei Zheren said.

"That's me. Unexpectedly, the person who Master asked me to go down the mountain to marry was your big brother Mei. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Mei Zheren, sister Xiaosheng, it turns out that the two of you know each other." The confused Son of Heaven said to Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng.

"We just met the other day." Mei Zheren said.

"That's right." Sun Xiaosheng also said.

"I knew you all knew each other, why did I say so much! However, since you know each other, it's easy to do. Sister Xiaosheng, you came to Ethereal City this time just to marry Zhuangyuan.

Mei Zheren is the champion, and he has not married, although he is a little shorter, but he looks good, at least he is much better looking than Zhu Bajie. Will you marry him? The confused Son of Heaven said to Sun Xiaosheng.

"Master said that I and this year's champion are arranged by God, no matter who it is, I will marry. I am willing to marry Mei Zheren. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"Mei Zheren, are you willing to marry Sister Xiaosheng?" The confused Son of Heaven asked Mei Zheren again.

Mei Zheren just wanted to speak, but before he could speak, the confused Son of Heaven said again:

"Mei Zheren, I saw you nodding, I know you have no opinion. Since you don't have any opinions, then you two will get married. ”

"Thank you, brother fool." Sun Xiaosheng said.

Mei Zheren didn't expect that the girl who the confused emperor asked him to marry was Sun Xiaosheng. He couldn't say whether he was satisfied or dissatisfied with the result.

Everyone in the world loves beautiful women, and Mei Zheren is no exception, his ideal wife, elegantly speaking, is a lady who understands poetry and books, and Ming etiquette, and is Bai Fumei in popular terms.

In addition to Sun Xiaosheng's identity as a "supernumerary princess", other conditions almost do not match Mei Zheren's standards at all.

But after putting these aside, look at Sun Xiaosheng again, she is superb in martial arts, chivalrous and courageous, and she saved herself once, she really wants to marry Sun Xiaosheng, which is equivalent to having a martial arts master as a bodyguard by her side.

Thinking of these, Mei Zheren felt that this marriage was actually okay. There is no beauty in everyone, there is no white rich beauty, and there is nothing wrong with marrying a woman. Furthermore, the marriage granted by the Son of Heaven is a holy decree, and the courtiers can only accept it.

Mei Zheren looked at Sun Xiaosheng again, and she was looking at herself with eager eyes. He nodded to Sun Xiaosheng, and then said to the confused Son of Heaven:

"Mei Zheren, thank Your Majesty for the marriage. I will definitely grow old with the red apple princess Sun Xiaosheng. ”

The confused Son of Heaven said to Bai Xue and Yichang again:

"Bai Xue, Yichang, Sun Xiaosheng is my godsister, the princess of the red apple, and the neighbor of the queen's sister's friend, I can't say it.

What's the matter, Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng's wedding should be held according to the marriage of the real princess, and the Ministry of Rites will handle this matter well.

If you can't do it, the two of you won't learn for nothing, and your children won't have to get married in the future, and they will be singles for the rest of their lives. ”

"We'll do it." White Doctrine.

"I promise nothing will go wrong." Iba said.

The confused emperor looked at Mei Zheren and Sun Xiaosheng again, laughed and said:

"Mei Zheren, sister Xiaosheng, the two of you are really interesting, one is tall and thin, the other is short and fat, one is the princess of red apples, and the other is the county order of watermelon. Otherwise, let's talk about it now. ”

"Foolish brother, don't make trouble." Sun Xiaosheng said.

"No more fuss. Now that everything that needs to be said is done, let's disperse. Mei Zheren, Sister Xiaosheng, Bai Xue, Yichang, just discuss the wedding. How much money is needed, ask for the household department. Just talking about watermelon, I'm drooling when I talk about it, I have to go back to eat watermelon. The Son of Heaven said.