"Under the moon, the golden bull is red and the red line is leading, and the morning glory and the weaver girl are all Chanjuan. Forming a better match, willing to be a mandarin duck not a fairy. ”

Chen Xu paced and raised his legs as if singing, looked at the sky and read out four lines of poetry, and then sang the song of the heavenly immortals that were well-known in later generations, and men and women of all ages could hum a few sentences.

"The birds on the trees are in pairs, the green water and green mountains are smiling, pick a flower with your hand, I and the lady take the hair, no longer suffer from the slavery, the husband and wife both return home, you plough the field to me to weave, I carry water to you water the garden although the cold kiln can avoid the wind and rain, the love of husband and wife is bitter and sweet, you and I are like mandarin ducks, flying in the world with wings ~~"

The song is very short, only a few sentences, and Chen Xu only remembers these few sentences, and after he finished humming the last word, he turned around and found that Chen Jiang's, Xing'er, and Niu Dashi were all looking at him blankly like sculptures, their mouths were wide open, and their three pairs of eyes were flashing with strange light in the night.

"Ahem!" Chen Xu couldn't help but cough a few more times, this scene was very weird, it made him feel furious, so he rubbed his hands with a dry smile and said, "This should be a duet between a man and a woman, it's a little inappropriate for me to sing alone......"

"Brother, teach me to teach me, so I can sing with the two of you!" Apricot came back to her senses and shouted excitedly.

"And me and me, I can sing a duet with Apricot!" Niu Dashi also jumped up excitedly.

"Go back to sleep, I'm going to sing with my brother!" Apricot rolled her eyes disdainfully.

"Sister, we are the real husband and wife!" Niu Dashi said with a red face.

Chen Xu: ......

"Alas, I really shouldn't have told this story, and I shouldn't have sung this song!"

Late at night, Chen Xu lay on the bed, looked at a starry Milky Way through the big hole in the roof and muttered slowly to sleep.

Because of a story and a song, in order to teach Apricot and Niu Dashi, the three of them sang in the yard for most of the night.

At this time, he was lying on the bed, and all his thoughts were Niu Dashi's five-tone out-of-tune ghost crying wolf howl, until the moment he woke up at dawn, there seemed to be a magical aftersound echoing in his ears.

That voice was too demonic, and the ghost crying wolf howl was completely lifting him, and it could only be described as fatal.

While eating breakfast, Chen Xu kept yawning with dark circles under his eyes.

Niu Dashi also has dark circles under his eyes

The two of them stared at each other while eating.

Only Apricot was full of energy, humming songs while feeding the pigs, eating, and walking.

"The birds in the trees are ...... in pairs"

"Xing'er, what are you singing, sing it loudly to your aunt!" A woman who helped boil the water looked at the little girl's excited appearance and asked.

And this question immediately made the scene spiral out of control.

The little girl hummed in front of and behind others to show off, but in fact, she couldn't suppress her careful eyes for a long time, so she stopped excitedly and began to tell the story of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl told by Chen Xu last night.

The little girl has a very good memory, and when she tells it, she adds oil and vinegar, and the cloth woven by the weaver girl is said to be full of flowers, and the fairy bath is said to be colorful, and the cowherd is frightened to steal clothes, and the pig and dog of the evil emperor are not as good, and after speaking, it is even more difficult to sing the husband and wife who have learned to return home, in addition to the joy of a group of aunts and old daughters-in-law who listen, a group of children and girls playing in the village have also come to listen to it with relish, and even a group of old men who are eating are standing outside the circle with bowls, and they forget to eat.

"Alas!" Chen Xu sighed very melancholy, and hurriedly finished a few bites of rice and threw away the bowl to prepare to slip away.

Seeing the little girl singing and secretly looking at his appearance, he had a very bad premonition.

Sure enough, as soon as he started fighting, the little girl pointed at him and shouted: "These are all taught to me by my brother last night, and this song is the best for the two to sing in duet!" ”

"It's not early, it's time to finish eating and working!" Chen Xu hurriedly yelled.

But in this era when time is not worth anything at all, his words were directly ignored by almost everyone, and many people shouted for him to sing one with Xing'er.

Seeing that Chen Xu got up and carried a firewood knife and was about to escape, Uncle Ma had no spirit of elders, and his opening was a threat.

"Xiao Xu, if you don't sing well today, we won't work!"

"Yes, if you don't sing well, you won't work!" Almost everyone started to heckle.

It's so shameless, I don't want to work after eating Lao Tzu's food.

Chen Xu gritted his teeth in his heart, but looking at these villagers who were dressed like Huazi but had a bright smile, he still decided to endure it, dropped the firewood knife and walked to the middle of the crowd with a dry smile, and secretly banged on the back of the little girl's head.

"Brother, I'm starting to sing!" The little girl smiled proudly, and then began to sing: "The birds in the trees are in pairs!" ”

Chen Xu replied helplessly: "Green waters and green mountains bring smiles!" ”

Apricot sang in a flower-picking gesture: "Pick a flower with your hand." ”

Chen Xu rolled his eyes and pretended to take the flowers in Xing'er's hand and put them on her head while singing: "I wear a hair room with my lady!" ”

"No More Slavery ......"

Chen Xu taught this song for a long time last night, mainly because people in this era are not well fed and clothed, and no one has ever sung a song, so there is almost no sense of tonal coordination in singing, otherwise why should the song be taught in the middle of the night in just a few sentences, although Xing'er has learned it, but now the actions made casually make Chen Xu can't help but sigh, this girl is born with a talent for acting, and the accompanying performance when singing is vivid.

If you change into a beautiful costume, you can basically reach the point where future generations of child stars will perform on stage.

As soon as the two sang and accompanied the movements, a very simple song was sung in a blink of an eye.

But in this era when transportation is basically on walking, entertainment is basically on hands, communication is basically on roaring, and public security is basically on consciousness, this novel program of singing and performing instantly stunned all the turtle villagers who had never seen the world.

When the two sang the first sentence, some people still laughed, and after the two of them finished singing, everyone was left in a daze, just like the expressions of Chen Jiang and Niu Dashi after Chen Xu sang last night, and they opened their mouths wide and listened to it fascinated.

"Finished?" After a long time, a woman couldn't help but ask

"Good...... Sound good, do it again! A young man shouted.

"Yes, yes, again!" More people began to shout.

I went, Chen Xu's face darkened, and he pointed to Niu Dashi and said: "This is a couple's duet, it is not suitable for me and Xing'er to perform, let Dashi sing!" ”

"Wow, you can sing Dashi, Xing'er happens to be your mother-in-law who hasn't passed the door, you two sing together!"

"Good!" Niu Dashi trembled when he walked excitedly, and walked to stand solemnly next to Xing'er.

"Sing well, or I'll ignore you in the future!" Apricot couldn't help but admonish, and then began to sing: "The birds in the trees are in pairs~"

"Green Waters and Green Mountains ......"

As soon as Niu Dashi opened his mouth, it was indeed the earth-shattering five-tone running of ghosts and gods, and the people in a circle were in an instant uproar, many people simply covered their ears, and when everyone turned back to find Chen Xu, they found that he had already run away with a firewood knife.