The next morning, Mei Zheren first went to the Ministry of Rites to register, and then wandered the streets to see if there was anything new.

As they walked, the Meizhe people came to a market not far to the west of the palace. There are a lot of shops, stalls and various entertainers doing business.

Mei Zheren stopped at a bookstall to see if there were any good books. While he was flipping through it, a thin man in his twenties arrived at the market with two retinues.

The three of them soon arrived at the bookstall The leading man said to the stall owner:

"I haven't seen you before, you're new here, aren't you?"

"I'm new here." The stall owner said.

"Have you completed the formalities?"

"I've gone through the formalities in the yamen."

"Have you paid this month's health bill?"

"What sanitation expenses?"

"You don't even know the health bill?"

"I don't know."

"When today's son personally crowned my Prime Minister Dou Cheng as the head of sanitation on the West Road of the Imperial Palace, his old man took his family to clean here every morning, don't you know?"

"I've heard a little."

"It's good to hear about it, pay the money."

"Pay what?"

"Sanitation bills! Prime Minister Dou took his family to clean up, did it all work in vain? ”

"How much?"

"Pay monthly, that is, 500 wen a month, pay by day, 30 wen a day."

"I just came, this hasn't opened yet, can you make less friends. Besides, I don't necessarily earn thirty dollars a day. ”

"Nothing is missing."

"Or do you want to pay it tomorrow?"

"Today's things are today, tomorrow will talk about tomorrow. Pay the money. If you don't hand it in, you will detain all the books. You're setting up a stall here, and you're seriously damaging the environment. ”

Mei Zheren was the most unaccustomed to being a ruffian bully in his life, and he decided to play tricks on the three people in front of him, so he said to the thin man:

"This lord, I see that you are a learned person, you must be eight years old, five cars of learning, and you are a first-class talent in our proud country. May I ask who are you from Prime Minister Dou's family? ”

"You're not tall, but you're very eye-catching and can talk. I am Prime Minister Dou's nephew, my surname is Du, and my name is all mine. "It's all up to me.

"It turned out to be Lord Du, disrespectful and disrespectful."

"You're welcome."

"My lord, your name is too high-level."

"My name was given by Prime Minister Dou Cheng, of course there is a level."

"Lord Du, I have a few questions that I haven't figured out, and I want to ask you."

"Tell me about it."

"One day, the tortoise and the hare were racing, and they invited three pigs to be the referees."

"Why three referees?"

"One stands at the beginning, one at the end, and one in the middle, so that you can see clearly."

"I see."

"You say, who will win, the tortoise or the hare?"

"That's it, it's too simple, three-year-olds know it, and the rabbit must win."

"That's not right."

"What's wrong? Could it be that the tortoise was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, or that the rabbit fell asleep again? ”

"It's not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the rabbit isn't asleep. At the start, the first pig saw the rabbit run out as fast as he could, leaving the tortoise behind. ”

"That's right, it's not the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the rabbit doesn't sleep, so the rabbit must be faster than the turtle."

"By the middle of the way, the second pig saw that the rabbit had thrown the tortoise away."

"That's right, I'm sure the rabbit wins."

But at the end, the third pig saw the tortoise first, and the hare arrived a little later. Why is that? ”

It's all up to me to say to Mei Zheren: "There is such a thing? Then he said to his two attendants, "Tell me why the tortoise came to the end before the hare." ”

"We're wondering too." Said the two attendants.

I said to the two attendants, "Yes, I wonder how the turtle won." Then he said to Mei Zheren, "Tell me about it." ”

"The answer is that all three pigs wondered."

"The three pigs wondered." It's all up to me, repeat.

"He's scolding all three of us for being pigs." One retinue belongs to me.

It's all up to me and said to Mei Zheren: "Okay, you kid was making fun of us." Then he said to the two attendants, "Beat him up and give him a long memory." ”

Mei Zheren saw that the situation was not good, so he turned around and ran. It's all up to me to chase after me from behind with two entourages, knocking over a lot of stalls.

Just when the three of them were about to catch Mei Zheren, a girl fell from the sky, stood in front of me and said:

"You three stand still."

I was startled, and I didn't know where the girl in front of me came from, so she stood where she was.

Mei Zheren stopped, and also turned to look at the girl, only to see that she was born with a slender figure, wearing light clothes, and holding a long stick in her hand. Mei Zheren went to the girl and said to her:

"Girl, they're all villains, you can't afford to mess with them."

"This stick in my hand is dedicated to fighting villains." The girl said.

When the girl spoke, she turned her head to Mei Zheren, and Mei Zheren saw her appearance clearly. The girl's facial features are quite upright, but her face is too red, which makes people unconsciously think of Guan Erye when they see it.

Guan Erye was wearing a green robe and holding a green dragon glaive knife, so he was naturally dignified. But if Guan Erye pretends to be a woman, even if he shaves his beard clean, it won't look good.

"Red-faced girl, with your thin appearance, you can't stand our beating, where did you come from, go back quickly." It's all mine, and I said to the girl.

"Didn't your parents teach you to speak well? What's wrong with your face being red, Guan Yu is blushing, can you withstand his knife? Girl, I came from heaven, do you want to go to heaven with me? The girl said.

"I saw it, she jumped in from outside the crowd." One retinue belongs to me.

"I don't see it, red-faced girl, you can jump, you learned from rabbits, or from toads?" It's all mine, and I said to the girl.

"Girl, I learned from Monkey King. Look at you, and in a moment you will turn a few of you into lame rabbits and dead toads. The girl said.

"Give it to me." It's all mine, and I said to my attendants.

Two of my attendants, all mine, drew their swords from their waists and rushed to the girl, and the three of them fought. Mei Zheren was very worried about the girl's safety, so he said to her:

"Girl, be careful."

As soon as Mei Zheren's words were finished, the two entourages who belonged to me had been knocked to the ground by the girl, and they couldn't stand up in pain.

I saw that the situation was not good, so I wanted to run away. As soon as he took two steps, the girl jumped over and knocked him over. The girl stepped on my shoulders and said:

"Do you dare to bully the people in the future and charge indiscriminately?"

"Don't dare anymore." It's all up to me.

"I just heard you say, what is your name Turtle King?"

"Woman, it's not the turtle king, it's all mine, the capital of the capital, the one who belongs to me, you and me."

"It's all mine?"

"Yes, yes."

"Does that mean everything is yours?"

"Yes, yes."

"Why did you take such a bastard name, everything belongs to you, how can others live?"

"The woman is right."

"You can't call that name anymore?"

"And what's my name?"

"I think it's good to be called the Turtle King. You can call the turtle king from now on. ”

"Woman, this name is not very good, you bother to think of another one."

The girl said to me, "If you don't change it, you will be called the turtle king." You are the Turtle King, and those two retinues are the little turtles. Then he turned his rod to the two attendants, "Let you two be called little turtles, do you have any opinions?" ”

The two attendants didn't dare to say anything, and said in unison:

"No opinion, no opinion, no opinion."

"I'm okay with that." It's all up to me.

"Turtle King, and two little turtles, if I see you bullying others, I will break your dog's legs." The girl said to me and the two attendants.

"Woman, you can't break our dog's legs." It's all up to me.

"You're still not convinced?"

"Yes, yes. Woman, as you just said, the three of us are turtles, and turtles can't grow dog legs. ”

When I heard that it was all my own, the girl could not help laughing, and said:

"Good turtle, since you, the turtle king, are so obedient, I will let you go this time. When I see you doing bad things in the future, I will not beat you in the tortoise leg. ”

"Thank you, Woman."

"I'll just break your tortoise shells."

It's all mine, cover my head with my hands, and Shun:

"We don't dare anymore, we don't dare anymore. Woman, what is your name? ”

"Don't say your name, lest they get you in trouble later." Mei Zheren said to the girl.

The girl said to Mei Zheren: "Even if I am a fool today, I am not afraid, let alone these little turtles." Then he said to all that is on the earth, "You have remembered for me, my aunt and grandmother will not change their name, I will not change my surname, my surname is old." ”

"The surname is old, do you have this surname?" It's all up to me.

"The surname Lao, although rare, has existed since ancient times." Mei Zheren said.

"Is there really an old surname?" The girl said to Mei Zheren.

"Of course there is, don't you say that your surname is also old?" Mei Zheren said to the girl.

"Yes, there is this surname, I am the surname Lao, don't you believe it?" Girl, yes, it's all up to me.

"I believe, I believe. What's your name? "It's all up to me.

"My surname is Lao, and my name is Godmother." The girl said.

"Old godmother? It sounds familiar. "It's all up to me.

"It's familiar, next time I will see a few of you, without breaking your legs, let you eat ten bottles of old godmother alone." The girl said.

"The little ones don't dare anymore. Ten bottles of old godmother, that can't be spicy to death. "It's all up to me.

It was all mine, with my retinue, and limped away. The people around them applauded. Mei Zheren said to the girl:

"Thank you, girl, for saving me. You don't really have a real surname, do you? ”

"I just said it casually, I didn't even know there was such a surname. My surname is Sun, and my name is Sun Xiaosheng. I just heard you call the three of them pigs, you are really smart enough to scold people without swearing. Sun Xiaosheng said.

"It's just a small skill of carving insects, not as good as your martial arts, girl. I just heard you say that you are the apprentice of the Monkey King, also known as Sun Xiaosheng, you can't really be the apprentice of the Great Sage in the Nether, right? ”

"I grew up in the Dousheng Buddha Nunnery, and the martial arts I learned there are not the apprentices of the Monkey King?"

"Really."

"But the sheng in my name is not the saint of the great sage, it is a day above, and a completion below."

"It turned out to be this word, Xiao Sheng, this name is very good."

"I don't hear your accent is from Ethereal City, what are you doing in Ethereal City?"

"I'm from Jianxian County, and I'm here to participate in the scientific expedition in Ethereal City."

"I see. What is your name? ”

"My surname is Mei, and my name is Meizheren. Zhe is the left wood and the right stone. ”

"Mei Zheren, I remember you. We'll see you later. ”

"There will be a date later."