The "enthronement ceremony" of the king of a country, even if it is the smallest country, is also grand and grand, and it is described in one word as "brilliant atmosphere".

Even if it was a farce held by a group of mud-legged people in the ravine, they did their best to use what they could imagine, and it was also the highest standard they could come up with.

This roll of red silk cloth alone, for a peasant who wants to break the copper coin into two halves, is definitely saving to prepare for his son's marriage, and then look at the half of the red cloth on the ground, it is folded to the edge, and it looks like the bottom of the box pressed by an old woman.

Looking at those men, women, and children, all of whom were able to wear the new clothes that they were willing to take out during the New Year, they straightened up and listened to the sacrificial words of Donald's mouth praying to heaven and earth with a solemn face.

Those country slang that popped up from time to time made the dog want to laugh, but when he saw the serious and sincere expressions on the faces of those immature or old people, he had to hold back.

For himself, this "enthronement ceremony" is a "house-style joke", but looking at the meticulous appearance of these people, it seems to be a real thing, and the harmful dog has to accompany them to listen carefully.

is the so-called fake show, since these people are playing and playing as a real thing, then they have to listen attentively, lest when the government cuts off their heads, they still don't know what the reason is.

As soon as he heard this, the dog heard that there was a problem.

"Stop, stop!" The dog hurriedly raised his hand and shouted.

Boss Tang, who was shaking his head and shaking his head, said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing! I haven't finished my mile yet! ”

The dog pouted, and in the ten sentences, half of them were copied from the sentences in the Buddhist scriptures, and the other part was the words of the usual ancestors, and the last part was also some vernacular-style narration.

"Uncle Tang, what do you mean by 'Tang Emperor'?" The dog asked respectfully.

Donald rolled his eyes and said, "I don't understand this, it's your name as the emperor!" ”

The dog said, "But I have a name!" ”

Donald said impatiently: "Your dog, the dog's name, it's ugly!" We can't call you 'Tang Dog Emperor'! ”

The dog said, "But I have a surname!" ”

Tang Lao Avenue: "'Emperor Tang Zhao'? There are two surnames! ”

"I mean, why don't you call it 'Emperor Zhao'!"

"You are the emperor of our Tangjia Village, how can you not have the name of our village!"

The dog pouted and said: "Then it's called 'Emperor Tang Family', 'Emperor Tang Village' can't use 'Emperor Tang' anyway, this is the remnants of the previous dynasty!" ”

There was a sudden incident on the way to the celebration, and Boss Tang hurriedly discussed with a few old men, and finally chose the "family emperor", because the name "village emperor" was too stingy.

Coughing and the audience was silent, Boss Tang continued to read: "Everyone must bury this matter in their hearts in the future, and they must not mention it to anyone, 'Emperor of the Tang Family' Zhao Gou'er!" ……”

The dog coughed and reminded: "Zhao Dagou! ”

"'Emperor of the Tang Family' Zhao Dagou, burn incense to pay tribute to Grandpa Tian, announce to the world, ascend the throne in my Tangjia Village, and start worshipping ancestors!"

The dog picked up the three incense sticks in front of the table, and lit the candle next to him, and when the Donald next to him saw it, he took the drumstick and struck it vigorously on the cowhide drum, and there was a "bang" sound, and his mouth shouted at the same time: "Worship heaven and earth!" ”

The dog was stunned for a moment, and when he saw Donald turn around and stare at him, he had to follow his words, bow to the heavens and the earth, and then insert the incense into the incense burner in front of him.

Then I heard him shout, "Erbai people! ”

Why did you bow down twice? When he turned around, he glared at himself angrily, and hurriedly raised his hand to worship, but there was no incense in his hand, so he had to pull two sticks from the incense burner.

He bent down and bowed to the villagers of Tangjia Village in front of him.

The villagers also bent down and bowed back.

The dog got up and put the incense in his hand into the censer, this time with one.

Sure enough, Donald beat the drum again and shouted, "Three worship gods!" ”

This worship of heaven and earth includes the gods of the sky, why do you still worship, I was going to share it with him, but when I looked up at the sky, my face tightened, and I couldn't go back to the city if I was late.

He took the last incense stick in his hand and bowed roughly.

"Licheng!"

Donald shouted vigorously at the top of his voice, he thought the dog would be fine, and he wanted to leave.

But he was surrounded by a group of people and came to the courtyard, huh? Toast? What the heck! Why do you always feel like you're getting married?

Listening to the sound of gongs and drums outside the temple gate, well, and the excitement of the squeaky suona sound, the dog said in his heart, and he almost burst firecrackers.

"Papapapa", firecrackers rang out.

The dog gave a perfunctory toast, and came to the jubilant Donald and said, "Uncle Tang, it's over!" ”

Donald grinned and laughed, "It's over, it's over!" Boy, you can remember that you will be the emperor of our Tangjia Village in the future, we are one, if we are arrested by the government, you will not be able to escape! ”

The dog was annoyed for a long time, so he arched his hand casually and said: "Yes, yes, the kid is the emperor!" Look at the day that is about to get dark, do you send someone to send the kid away! ”

Donald, who was originally smiling brightly, changed color in an instant, and turned to the crowd around him who were laughing and congratulating each other: "Stop, stop!" ”

shouted several times in a row, and the people around him quieted down one by one, twisting their heads and looking at him suspiciously.

Donald patted his head, turned over and ran to the sacrificial table, picked up the drumstick and knocked it and said, "All go back, all go back, I forgot that there is another section!" ”

A group of people ran back to their seats, sitting precariously waiting for Donald to speak.

Dog: Is that okay?

"Hurry up, hurry up!" Donald stretched out his arms and yelled at the dog.

All right! Let's call this to follow the local customs.

trotted all the way from the temple gate back to behind the desk, Donald coughed, and said with a straight face: "The new emperor is on the throne, that one is on the throne, no, uh......"

The dog reminded: "Enthroned! ”

"Yes, yes, the new emperor ascends the throne, and the subjects under his rule should bow three times and bow nine times!"

What's the matter? The dog hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Uncle Tang, as long as you know, you don't have to be so troublesome!" ”

Boss Tang said with angry eyes: "No, how can they think that you are the emperor if you don't kowtow." ”

This old guy must have nailed the facts to death!

The dog said: "Uncle Tang, I have already told the heavens and the earth, and even the emperor's name is already a big crime of rebellion, so there is no need to be so troublesome!" Besides, everyone is a lot older, kowtow to my little doll, isn't that a boy's life! ”

Boss Tang frowned and thought about it carefully: "Just forget about three bows and nine knocks, let's knock on the ground!" ”

After finishing speaking, he put down the drumstick and walked into the crowd, ready to take everyone to kowtow to the dog, and listened to Donald in the mourning hall running over with a piece of yellow cloth and saying: "Don't worry, don't worry, I see that the emperor on the painting is wearing a golden robe!" We don't have a robe in the village, so let's replace it with this piece of yellow cloth! ”

After finishing speaking, he put his head on the dog's body, and Tang Lao on the side pointed at him and said angrily: "Tang Laoer, what are you talking about, the monk is wearing a robe, and the emperor is wearing a dragon robe!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, it's still the eldest brother who has seen a lot! But we don't have a dragon robe either! Let's use this instead! ”

Donald squinted his eyes and said, "No! ”

Donald asked, "Why?" ”

"There are dragons painted on the dragon robe, you are yellow and bald, how can you be considered a dragon robe!"

Tang Lao Liu on the side said: "It's okay, let's just draw one for him!" ”

Donald Avenue: "Do you know how to draw?" ”

Tang Lao Liu said: "Then why not, I have also seen it in the painting!" ”

People who hadn't seen it around hurriedly asked, "What does the dragon look like?" ”

Donald Lao Liu leaned his head and tried to think: "The body is like a big long worm, with two horns on the head, and a few feet under the body. It's so exciting to look at! ”

Everyone: "Show us the strokes." ”

"I have a pen at home, I'll go back and get it." A little baby volunteered.

"Go, go, go!"

After some tossing, a lifelike "dragon" appeared on the yellow cloth.

The dog looked at it and saw a big worm with four legs, its body as if it had spotted disease, and a pair of dung forks on its head, with its mouth wide open.

"This is obviously a monster, where is the dragon!" The dog wanted to endure it, but the more he looked at it, the uglier he became, so he had to make sarcastic remarks.

"Then you paint!" Donald said angrily.

The dog hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, forget it, so be it, I have to hurry for a while." ”

Then there was this scene, the dog sat on the "dragon chair" made of bamboo in this "dragon robe", accepted the worship of the "civil and military officials" of Tangjia Village, and then took off the "dragon crown" made of sheepskin, put it on the "dragon case" in front of him and said: "All uncles and sisters-in-law, get up!" ”

Everyone said: "Thank you, 'Emperor Tang'!" ”

"Licheng!"

As soon as the dog picked off the yellow cloth on his body and began to run out, Boss Tang on the side hurriedly shouted: "Wait, wait, there is still a banquet!" ”

The dog said, "If you don't eat it, the city gate will be closed soon!" ”

Seeing that he was about to run out of the temple gate, his body was picked up again, and he turned his head to see that it was his rival Tang Laosan.

What the hell is this guy going to do? Didn't you suddenly regret it and hold yourself and not let you go? At the thought of this, the heart jumped thudging, and its body curled up like a kitten, and its eyes stared at him.

The third Tang walked up to Donald with the dog and said, "Big brother, just let him go?" ”

Donald sighed and said, "Then what do you say?" ”

The dog's heart flutters...

"No more layers of security!"

Donald Avenue: "What guarantee?" ”

Tang Laosan stroked his beard and said: "He is the emperor, let's find him another queen!" ”

All:......

Then the dog was dressed in a red wedding robe, wearing a groom's hat, and was surrounded by a group of elated people and Tang Laosan's daughter, Tang Xiaoya became a parent.

Tang Xiaoya is really as Zhao Zhutou said, she is so thin that she doesn't even have two taels of meat on her buttocks, but her small and delicate figure is okay, as for her face, she didn't see it with a red hijab on her head.

Tang Xiaoya's mother-in-law, an ordinary village woman, a pair of big feet walked with a clang, and the waist was thick on top of her daughter, and her mouth was: "My little girl is finally married, and I don't need to post money to go in, it's great hahaha......"

The dog was dragged by them like a wooden man to worship this and that, because the dog was an orphan, so there was only the energetic Donald Laosan and the complacent little girl and her mother in the parents' seat.

After the ceremony, it was just dark, and the evening banquet was set aside, and the dog looked at the sky, gritted his teeth, and went back tonight anyway, and then looked left and right, secretly carried two cooking cakes in his pocket, and quietly ran away.