Chapter 110: Little Joe
Zhuge Mansion.
Zhuge Jin and his wife died, and during this time, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang lived here.
At this time, there was a dead silence in the house.
Although Liu Bei has been out of danger of life after treatment, there are some things that can be cut and never returned.
Zhang Fei was so angry that he kept shouting that he wanted to go to Jiang Feng to settle accounts; But at this point, it is useless to fool around, but it will be more humiliating and despised.
Zhuge Liang instructed Zhao Yun to watch Zhang Fei and ask him not to mess around, and he went to talk to Liu Bei about life to prevent him from thinking about it.
Seeing Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei struggled to sit up, his eyes were full of tears, and he said, "Military Master, what should we do next?" ”
Zhuge Liang said: "Don't worry, lord, wait a few days, wait for Zhou Yu to come back, everything will still have a turnaround!" ”
Liu Bei said: "Could it be that Sun Quan is still willing to ally with me?" ”
"Of course!" Zhuge Liang said, "Dongwu has no choice in this matter, so he can only cooperate with us." Others may not know, but Zhou Yu must understand this truth, as long as Zhou Yu comes back, Sun Quan will definitely be persuaded by him. ”
Liu Bei sighed deeply and said, "Then let's wait a few days." ”
Seeing Liu Bei's depressed face, Zhuge Liang suddenly knelt on the ground and wept bitterly.
Liu Bei exclaimed: "What is the military advisor doing? ”
Zhuge Liang said: "It's all blame for Liang's incompetence, he fell for Jiang Feng's thief's tricks, otherwise how could the lord have fallen to such a point!" ”
Liu Bei said: "Get up, this matter is not your decision alone, you, me, and Feng Xiao are all involved, but no one expected that it would be this result." ”
Speaking of this, Liu Bei said: "By the way, I still can't figure it out, did Jiang Feng fall into the poison of Lost Soul?" ”
Zhuge Liang said: "This matter is what Feng Xiao saw with his own eyes, and it shouldn't be wrong." ”
Liu Bei said: "In other words, our plan has worked, but I didn't expect that Jiang Feng would be able to detoxify!" ”
"Exactly!" Zhuge Liang said, "If you want to talk about this person, it's really unpredictable!" This son must not be let back, otherwise the Cao thief will be like a tiger with wings, and it will be difficult to eradicate it! ”
Liu Bei said: "Then how can I kill him?" ”
Zhuge Liang thought for a while and said, "If you want to kill this person, maybe you still have to wait for Gong Jin to come back!" ”
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The evening breeze was blowing, Jiang Feng stood in the courtyard and looked at the night sky, thinking about life, and was actually a little confused for a while.
Suddenly, a familiar voice came from nearby.
When I turned around, it turned out to be Da Qiao coming.
Next to Da Qiao, there is also a little beauty, who looks only in her early twenties, with a posture and figure, not inferior to Da Qiao, who is more beautiful than Hua Jiao.
When the other party approached, Jiang Feng was even more surprised.
I saw that the little beauty's shoulders were like a knife, her waist was like a silk bundle, and she smiled lightly, which was extremely beautiful, and people couldn't help but feel ashamed.
However, after all, after seeing too many peerless beauties, Jiang Feng soon calmed down.
He looked at the other party a few times, and then looked at Da Qiao beside her, and suddenly noticed that the two beauties seemed to be a little divine, and his heart moved, and said, "This beauty...... It should be Little Joe, right? ”
Sure enough, after hearing the other party's voice, Jiang Feng remembered.
In the carriage last night, this is the voice of Little Joe!
She's looking for herself to see a doctor!
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When he arrived, Da Qiao introduced: "Sir, this is my sister, you can call her Xiao Qiao!" ”
After speaking, he said to Xiao Qiao again: "He is Jiang Feng, presumably when you were in Chunshan Lake in the morning, you should have known each other." ”
Xiao Qiao nodded, looked at Jiang Feng with interest, and said, "The concubine has seen Mr." Hee-hee, sir's swordsmanship is so powerful! ”
Jiang Feng didn't know which move she was referring to, but in his mind, he only remembered the last move, "Cut to Yongzhi", so he smiled awkwardly and said, "Mrs. Xiao Qiao praised it falsely!" ”
This little Joe is obviously different from the big Joe's personality.
If Da Qiao is a typical My Fair Lady style, then Xiao Qiao is a little more playful and lively, and from the perspective of dress, she is more luxurious, even extravagant, dressed in jewels, and her makeup is also very charming.
In this era, it can be said that she is a "little wife and lady", if it is placed in modern times, it is a proper little goblin!
Da Qiao said: "That's the kind of gentleman, my sister is not feeling well, I heard that you have excellent medical skills, I want you to take a look." ”
Jiang Feng's head was big for a while.
He overheard about it last night, but at that time, he was thinking about detoxification and martial arts, and he didn't have the energy to think about it at all.
And now, here's the trouble.
Because he is not a doctor at all, he just happened to cure Da Qiao's menstrual cramps!
Unless Xiao Qiao also has menstrual cramps, he has no way to start!
Jiang Feng didn't dare to show it, and pretended to say, "I don't know where Madame is uncomfortable?" ”
Before Xiao Qiao could answer, Da Qiao said first: "Sister, I'll go back first, you and Mr. have a good chat." Rest assured, Mr. Jiang's medical skills are very good, absolutely no problem! ”
"Well, sister, go get busy first!"
When Da Qiao left, Xiao Qiao said: "Actually, there is nothing too big a problem, just toileting...... Not very smooth. ”
"Toileting?" Jiang Feng said, "Why is it not smooth?" ”
Xiao Qiao said: "It used to be once a day, but now it is once every two or three days, and it is often difficult and frustrating. ”
Jiang Feng asked some more details, and after listening to it for a while, he finally figured it out.
It turned out that Xiao Qiao was constipated!
In modern times, constipation is an extremely common condition, but in ancient times, it was relatively rare, and of course, it is occasionally recorded in historical texts.
The direct cause of constipation is often overeating, eating too much fish and meat, and lack of exercise, which can definitely be called a "disease of wealth".
In ancient times, ordinary people rarely had enough to eat, let alone eat three meals a day.
As a result, constipation is less common.
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After Xiao Qiao finished speaking, he looked at Jiang Feng with a worried face and said, "Sir, is this disease easy to treat?" ”
If it was a serious disease, Jiang Feng would definitely not be able to start.
But constipation, a minor disease, is not even a disease in modern times, and Jiang Feng naturally understands it.
Jiang Feng nodded and said, "Madame's illness is difficult to say, and easy to say. ”
Xiao Qiao said: "Is that difficult or easy? ”
Jiang Feng said: "Madame only needs to change her diet and work and rest rules, and exercise more on weekdays, and this disease will be eliminated." ”
Xiao Qiao didn't seem to believe it, and said, "That's it? ”
Jiang Feng nodded and said, "Although this disease is simple, it needs to be persisted for a long time, so it is difficult to say and easy to say." ”
Xiao Qiao frowned secretly, and prompted Jiang Feng: "Isn't there some quick way?" ”
"A quick solution?"
Jiang Feng thought for a while, looked at Xiao Qiao, and said, "It can be supplemented by massage of the abdomen and surrounding acupoints to promote blood circulation." Recommended reading: "Reading Files 2013"