But I never expected that this monk just didn't notice the ** hollow on his back.

When he noticed the rags in my hand, he was so angry that he lifted me above my head and slammed it into the huge drum surface.

Knock –

Most of my body was caught in the drums, and the deafening sound of the drums exploded in my ears.

"Let go of the master!"

"Why did you attack the poor monk?" he let go, and the nine-ring tin staff in his hand was caught off guard and attacked my back.

Hiss –

The nine-ring tin rod pulled open the placket of my clothes, and I only felt a chill on my back, and my face suddenly cold.

Immediately turned around, I leaned back against the huge drum to cover the ** scenery behind me.

"Monks, you should repay grievances with virtue! You broken monk, don't deceive people too much!" I looked at his dazzling head, and I wanted to split it with one palm.

"Donor, do you think that you have only ruined a shabby robe?" he was distressed, his two thick eyebrows that shrugged his temples upside down, and his yellow and black cheeks showed a hint of annoyance.

I subconsciously looked at his white-washed robe and muttered, "Isn't it?"

"Donor, you are ruining the poor monk's sincere heart!" he said forcefully, and his thick eyebrows that shrugged his temples drooped down slightly, "I was happy today, why did you destroy the poor monk's robe? You think that what you destroyed was just a cloak to cover the body, but in fact, what you destroyed was a man who was bent on the Buddha and was a young man!"

“.........”

He's got a bad brain?

It must be bad! I thought, I don't want to talk about the same fool anymore.

"Young, bad head, strange pitiful!" I said, and then took out a gold ingot from the core of his sleeve that had not yet been taken away, and threw it into the purple gold bowl in his hand.

"Donor, don't you want to deceive people too much! How can a poor monk bend his waist for five buckets of rice?"

"Monk, you don't have to get an inch! a single ingot of gold can buy a thousand robes!"

He was so angry that he threw the purple gold bowl angrily, and said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner, "The purple gold bowl of the poor monk only pretends to be good karma, and never pretends to be such mundane things! Also, the poor monk is famous in the sky, and his Dharma name is immeasurable, and he is not called a monk." Donor, if you learn not to respect, the poor monk doesn't mind teaching you how to be a man!"

Providence, unscrupulousness, teach me to be a man?

It's really a toast without eating and drinking!

I rolled up my sleeves and was about to beat him up, but I saw a bruised face shattering the city gate with a kick, and the momentum came.

"Come out!"

The low-alcohol sound resounded in the sky, enough to drown out the sound of the drums.

As for being so angry, isn't it just pouring him a little bit of wine and taking advantage of him!

Besides, he was so happy that he called me "Britney" all night long!

"Princess Donglin, if you don't come out again, the King of Donglin will personally clean you up!" Rong Ji stood beside him, an expressionless man, holding a trumpet flower in his hand, amplifying his voice through the petals that stretched outward.

In the next moment, thousands of troops stood on Rong Ji's side, and there was a great tendency to raze the city.

He's going to be furious this time!

My heart is very weak, and my heart is up and down, and I can't wait to dig a hole immediately and hide in the hole for a while.

"The whole city is searching for the princess!" Iron Hand snapped his fingers, and the thousands of troops and horses behind Rong Ji rushed towards the city.

"Anyone who has ever seen someone with inconvenient legs and feet walking sideways, both men and women, will be captured together!" added the man holding a trumpet flower at his side.

He knew that I was "inconvenient in my legs and feet," and he still arrested me with such fanfare, so he was not afraid that I would complain to my father?

But then again, I'm to blame for it.

If I don't pour him wine, even if he has a hundred guts, he will not dare to "commit a crime against the wind".

"Hey, do you know how to sew clothes?" Tianyi lowered his head, looked at me who was squatting on the ground and silently digging the soil, and asked loudly.

"Shh

Tianyi's face was embarrassed, and he shook the ground with a nine-ring tin staff, "The poor monk has cultivated the Buddha's way, and there are no three urgency!"

“.........”

This immeasurable mage, although the Dharma name is big, but his brain is really not very bright.

At the same time, the tolerance is getting closer and closer.

Even if I change my shape, my strange walking posture will be seen at a glance.

As I was anxious, I glanced at the purple gold bowl in the sky.

The purple gold bowl is only a little bigger than an ordinary porcelain bowl, but I think that the purple gold bowl of the Buddhist family is full of good karma, and it is great to have tolerance, and it should not be a problem for me to fill one more.

So, while the sky was shaking, I turned into a cloud of smoke and hid in the purple gold bowl, and I didn't dare to breathe.

As soon as I got into the purple gold bowl with my front foot, I caught up with my hind foot.

He glanced indifferently at the purple gold bowl that was buckled upside down on the ground, and I was so frightened that I broke out in a cold sweat, and almost turned into a small trickle and poured to the ground.

Fortunately, he quickly withdrew his gaze.

"Mage, have you ever seen a thin boy who is not too tall?"

After hesitating again and again, Rong Ji opened his mouth to ask where I was going.

"I have indeed seen it, who are you?" Tianyi looked at Rong Ji curiously.

Rong Ji also looked at Tianyi carefully, "Do you know where she is?"

"He tore my robe, and he slipped away for fear that I would be held responsible. Tianyi frowned, thinking about his broken robe, and worried.

Rong Ji's face was a little gloomy again, and his fists clenched and gurgling.

However, he didn't pay attention to the purple gold bowl at his feet, and I escaped with a crooked blow.

"Wait, Britney donor, are you his father?" he tore my robe, absconded in fear of sin, and can only ask you to sew it for me!" Tianyi put his hand on Rong Ji's shoulder, completely ignoring the cold air around Rong Ji, with a warm smile on his face.

A hint of displeasure flashed in Rong Ji's amber eyes, and he gently swept the hand that Tianyi rested on his shoulder to the side.

"What do you call this king?" Rong Ji asked Tianyi in a cold voice, and his gurgling fist could be smashed towards Tianyi's ignorant and immature cheeks anytime and anywhere.

I hid in the purple gold bowl and couldn't help but sigh that Tianyi was not afraid of death. Stepping on the thunder, I am afraid that there is no one in this world who is more powerful than him!

Not only was he not afraid to ask if Rong Ji was my father, but he also dared to ask Rong Ji to help him sew a robe, and the most ridiculous thing was that he called Rong Ji "Xiao Tiantian"!

Tianyi looked at Rong Ji, whose anger was soaring, Xu was shocked by his aura, and his voice was timid, "Xiao Tiantian." Donor, you have the word 'Britney' written on your forehead. ”

"Stupid, let me catch you, I have to do you on the spot!" Rong Ji wiped the ink on his forehead with one hand, turned his head and stared coldly at the iron hand behind him, "There is a word on this king's forehead, don't you see it?"

Tie Shou held back a smile and replied respectfully, "Tie Shou thinks this is an interesting story between you and your sister-in-law, so I naturally don't want to mention it." Besides, the king is angry again, and the iron hand is afraid of retribution, and the king can't control his emotions. ”