Chapter Eighty-Seven: A Shrewd Old Woman

The noon sun was a little dazzling, and the dog, who was carrying a basket full of chickens, carefully put the basket on the ground, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and then turned back to an old woman with gray hair: "Grandma, the land has arrived, don't pass it first, boy, you go slowly!" ”

The old woman smiled with a crutch: "It's easy to say, what is the name of Xiao Langjun, the old man turned around and told my baby, let him thank you and thank you!" ”

The dog hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, as long as you're fine, a little thing is not enough to worry about!" ”

After speaking, he gave a salute, turned around and left quickly.

When he ran away and didn't see the shadow of the old woman when he turned around, the dog leaned on his knees and said, "Grandpa God bless, fortunately, there is nothing wrong with people!" ”

Someone asked, obviously the dog is doing good deeds, why do you still look afraid?

Things have to start in the morning, the rich dog and Dasha each bought a big firecracker called "Ersheng", these two fools, the firecracker in their hands can't wait to hear the movement, and then they lit it, watching the medicine twist sparks and burn shorter and shorter, so they panicked, regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one thrown into the crowd.

Then, the crowd was like a galloping horse that had blown up its nest, crowded into a group, scattered and ran, also thanks to the open field, there were not too many people, and after a while, no one was injured.

The two of them saw that they were in trouble, and the dog with some chicken thieves in his head was left to pull Dasha and run away, and ran back to the house in one breath, and the dog was just about to go out, and when he saw the two of them, he asked them what was wrong.

The big fool on the side hurriedly told the story.

This street is the size of a palm, even if you are not familiar with each other, you always look at your face all day long, you will always remember your appearance, people ran home, but what is the matter of leaving a mess, and although the yamen is on holiday, but the fang is always there every day, and when the time comes, the fang ding will be sent directly to the house to pull you over, and a meal is always inevitable.

The dog had to wipe their buttocks.

I was depressed when I arrived at the place where the firecrackers were sold, but I saw that the calm had already been restored, and if it weren't for a discarded firecracker crumbs on the side of the road, the dog would have thought that he had gone to the wrong place.

Listening to the description of the two of them, it seems to be very serious, how can you see that there is no sign here?

So the dog inquired with the old woman who was resting along the way.

"Grandma, I just heard a loud noise here, and people are running around in a mess, what the hell is going on!"

The old woman sighed and said, "There are two naughty babies, throwing cannons in the crowd, but they can startle us, and we panicked for a while before stopping!" ”

The dog hurriedly pretended to be angry and said: "Whose baby is so ignorant, how can there be a cannon in the crowd, by the way, where are the two babies?" Can you find it? ”

The old woman smiled and said: "The two little babies are a little skinned, and besides, nothing happened to everyone, so Fang Lao didn't look for it, hehehe!" ”

The dog secretly breathed a sigh of relief, there is nothing best for the New Year.

He arched his hand to the old woman and said, "In that case, Grandma, you can rest here, the kid still has some things to do, so he will leave first!" ”

Who knew that the old woman smiled at the dog and said, "Those two troubled little babies, did you come over to inquire about the news?" ”

In a word, the startled dog jumped suddenly.

hurriedly explained: "No, I just like to join in the fun, and when I hear about it, I will come and take a look!" ”

The old woman stared at the dog with a smile until she blushed before she stopped.

"Ahem, cough, since there is no such thing, then my wife has wronged you, hehehe"

The dog hurriedly wiped the fine hair and sweat on his forehead but listened to the old woman: "When the little man set off the cannon just now, unfortunately, the old man bought a basket of chickens nearby, and saw that the crowd was in chaos, so I hid nearby, and the shorter little baby was still a little clever, and he slipped away quietly with the stupid big one next to him, well, he really deserved to be beaten!" ”

Okay, there is an eyewitness here, the dog sighed and was about to clench his fists to apologize to the two of them, when he saw the old woman laughing and said: "It's okay, don't be nervous, the old body is tired of walking, sit here, Xiao Langjun has something to do, but go and get busy!" ”

Dogs: ......

was told a lot by people openly and secretly, if you don't understand what this old woman means, then she has a head in vain.

"Ahem, that, grandma, what can the kid do, it's just running around on this street, I see that your basket seems to be so heavy, you are a lot old, and you are tired of carrying it, why don't you send it home for you?"

The old woman smiled and said: "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, it's just this heart, I made a fuss inexplicably, it's all because of the loud sound of the firecrackers, Xiaolang just play, don't worry about me, the old woman is fine, just go slowly!" ”

The more the old guy said that he was still putting up a score, he was impatient, so he directly bent down and stretched out his hand, heh, it was quite heavy, and he quickly changed to two hands and said: "Grandma, it's okay, the kid is just going to go." ”

When the old woman saw this, she got up with her crutches, put her cane in one hand and put the other on the dog's shoulder, and said, "Good boy, it's much better than those two troublemakers!" ”

The old woman was holding a basket in both hands, and there were chickens in it that were very easy to break, so that the walk was a little restrained, and the old woman put it on her shoulders, which made it even more difficult for her to walk, and after walking for a quarter of an hour, she felt that her hands were sore, and her steps were much more messy.

The old woman next to her seemed to feel it, retracted her hand, stopped and said to the dog: "Xiao Langjun's body is a little thinner, and he can't withstand it in just a few steps!" ”

The dog pouts, there is a kind of change for you.

Seeing that the woman was too old to argue with her, he smiled and said: "There are many younger brothers and sisters in the family, and they usually don't have enough to eat, so this body is not a little thinner, but it is not in the way, I can still hold on to these two steps!" By the way, Grandma, where do you live? ”

The old woman laughed and said, "Not far away, not far ahead!" ”

Then the dog walked and walked, sweating profusely, and her arms and legs were sore for a while, and she still hadn't arrived at her house.

"Grandma, the kid really can't do it"

The exhausted dog stumbled and almost threw the basket to the ground, full of baskets of chickens, and if it was broken, it would cost a lot of money, the dog hurriedly put the basket in a panic, and then sat on the ground and said to the old woman behind him: "Take a breath for a while, otherwise this basket of chickens will be broken, but it will be a bad thing!" ”

The old woman laughed and said, "It's okay, I won't let you pay if it's broken, but your body is not tired!" ”

The dog had scolded her hundreds of times in her heart, why, because the dog felt that the old woman was obviously playing with herself.

Why? This Youchuan City itself is already ripe, seeing this old woman leading her around, it is equivalent to going around the whole city, the dog still has something to do for a while, besides, he lied to her before, but she has been tortured for so long, it is enough to repay, the dog's patience is also exhausted, and after a while, he straightened up and said:

"Grandma, where are you going? I'm hungry and I'm going home for dinner! ”

The old woman smiled and said: "Not far away, just in front, when the old woman invites you to eat meat steamed buns, didn't you say that you like to eat meat steamed buns the most, and when the old body is sent home, I will give you money to buy some meat steamed buns to eat, how about it?" ”

The dog pouted and said, "Okay, grandma, I admit to you that those two people are indeed my partners, but I really didn't mean to find out the news for them in the past to help cover up, I just went to see what trouble I caused, and then help them deal with it!" ”

The old woman laughed and said, "Oops, I still show my fox tail, hahaha!" ”

The laughing dog's face turned red, and then he stopped and said: "This matter is the matter of the old man, and it has nothing to do with my old wife, Xiao Langjun, as the saying goes, send the Buddha to the west, my feet are a little painful, and then the front will be to the ground, Xiao Langjun, you don't want to give up halfway!" ”

Dogs: ......

"Grandma, let's talk about it first, where are you going, otherwise the kid won't leave!"

The old woman looked at the dog, looked down and thought for a while, then looked up and smiled: "It's in the alley of Yahou Street!" ”

And then it came to the opening scene.

The dog said goodbye to the old-eyed woman, and quickly turned around and went back to the street, muttering about the old woman's ghost thoughts on the way.

But the old woman said that when she saw the dog leave, she laughed a lot, and then picked up the basket and entered a small courtyard with a flat door with her legs neatly.

Turning left along the stone road, I came to a big house with about twenty pairs of red gauze lanterns, and in front of the house happened to be a young man wearing a brocade shirt and embroidered jacket with a dark green jade pendant tied around his waist.

When the young man saw that the old woman was coming, he hurriedly walked a few steps, stepped forward to take the basket in her hand, lifted it up, and saw that it contained chickens, so he pretended to be angry and said, "Grandmother, you have gone out to buy these useless things again!" On such a cold day, what should I do if I get frostbitten, and my father will be angry when he knows about it! ”

The old woman dragged the young man and rubbed his face lovingly, "If you don't say it, how can he know!" ”

The young man pulled her hand away dissatisfiedly and said: "How can you not know, the second housekeeper of the outer courtyard is a mouthy, every time he sees you go out, he will run to tell his father, and I and Erlang are always scolded by our father!" Good grandmother, don't you want to sneak out again in the future, okay? ”

The old woman laughed and said, "It's okay, if you go out in the future, I'll warn the king that if you go to sue your father again, and cause my own little grandson to be punished, I will drive him out of the compound!" ”

As soon as these words fell, I saw a cluster of people walking in the corner of the house, the front was a middle-aged man in a green robe, and behind the man were a few small servants, and the leader was the two of them who were talking, Wang Er, the mouthful and tongue-talking, the steward of the outer courtyard.

When Wang Er heard the two of them muttering to themselves, he stopped and stood by with an embarrassed expression.

The middle-aged man in the green robe came to the two of them with a smile.

The young man hurriedly said "father"

The middle-aged man snorted and ignored him, then turned his head to the old woman and said, "Mother, I heard that Wang Er said that you ran away again?" ”

The old woman deliberately said with a straight face: "You dog-legged, but you watch closely." ”

The middle-aged man stretched out his hand to hold the old woman's arm, and said softly: "Mother, you have just had typhoid fever, Lang Zhong can explain, if you want to recuperate, don't catch a cold again, let Wang Er pay attention to you, it is also for the sake of your body and bones!" ”

The old woman snorted and said unappreciatively: "What do you think about me, since I came here, I have been bored in this house every day, and I am annoyed to death, and I coughed twice and took so many medicines, so Lang Zhong I don't think I'm a sincere person!" ”