Volume 1: A Mess After the Crossing Chapter 12: It's Not Mentally Retarded It's Two Hundred and Five
Before Brother Ning could speak, Li Yinglong answered with a smile: Grandma Ganpi, he is a gangster who steals chickens and dogs, what can he do with that scholar, the reason why he changed clothes with that scholar is because there is a cheap to take advantage of, and if there is a cheap one, it is an idiot.
Fat Ballway: Yes, there is a big advantage and not taking advantage of it is an idiot and a mentally retarded.
Hearing this, the man in gray was stunned and asked: What do you mean?
Li Yinglong smiled again and said: You are really stupid, you can't even think of such a simple question, there is a advantage to take advantage of, that is, his clothes are broken and the scholar's clothes are new, and the scholar found that he wants to exchange his new clothes for my brother's broken clothes, and add another ten copper coins, do you think my brother can change it? Of course you have to change it, and it's stupid not to change it.
Brother Ning and Fat Ball said in unison: Whoever doesn't change is a big fool.
Hearing this, the gray-clothed man was so angry that his face turned blue, and he pointed at the three of them with his hand and shouted: You are looking for death!
After drinking, he reached out and touched his bulging waist, maybe he had a weapon hidden in his waist, and he wanted to pull out his weapon to compete with Li Yinglong, or kill Li Yinglong.
Li Yinglong is not afraid, after all, in his previous life, he was the colonel captain of the Tianlong Special Combat Team, the king of soldiers among the king of soldiers, and he has extremely powerful fighting skills.
At this moment, another gray-clothed man hurriedly ran over, slammed down the gray-clothed man's hand stretched into his waist, and then whispered: Don't be reckless, we are here to carry out the employer's task, not to fight with others.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong immediately understood the identities of the gray-clothed people in front of him, they should be killers. In his previous life, he often dealt with such killers, and the so-called dealing was to arrest and kill them. But what he didn't understand was that someone actually hired a killer to kill a scholar, no matter how the scholar looked at it just now, he was a poor scholar, no matter how he looked at it, he was not a rich man or an important person with status. Spending a lot of money to hire a few killers to kill a poor scholar, is there something wrong with his head, or rather, the guy who hired the killer was kicked in the head by a donkey.
Immediately afterwards, the man in gray apologized to Li Yinglong with a smile: This brother, my brother was so offended just now, I'm sorry.
After that, he pulled the gray-clothed man and left, but he stopped abruptly after taking two steps, and then turned his head to Brother Ning and asked: This brother, do you see where the scholar who changed clothes with you just now went?
Hearing this, Brother Ning didn't speak, but turned his head to look at Li Yinglong.
Li Yinglong smiled and said: I know to know, but what reason do I have to tell you.
The man in gray smiled, then turned around and came to Li Yinglong, then reached out and took out a small ingot of silver from his arms and handed it to him: This reason is enough.
This small ingot of silver should have a tael, at that time, a tael of silver could be exchanged for a consistent copper coin, and the consistent copper coin was a month's expense for a family of six, and it was also a rich life with wine, meat, and good drink.
Li Yinglong took it with a smile and checked it in his hand, and then said: This reason is okay.
With that, he pointed to the north with his hand: "That scholar has run north, but he has been running for a long time, and you may not be able to catch up."
Hearing this, the man in gray looked at Li Yinglong coldly, and then waved his hand to the other man in gray and shouted: Chase south.
So, the two of them ran south one after the other.
Seeing this, Fat Ball said strangely: Big brother, you obviously told them the direction in which the scholar went, why did they chase in the opposite direction, why can't they understand the words of the eldest brother, it seems that there is something really wrong with their heads, even if they are not mentally retarded, they should be two hundred and five.
Hearing this, Brother Ning raised his hand and slapped the fat ball's head and scolded: What does it look like, it is.
Li Yinglong smiled and said: It's not that they are mentally retarded and can't understand what I say, but they are too smart, because we helped the scholar just now, so they decided that we were in the same group as that scholar, so they also decided that I would not tell them the correct whereabouts of that scholar. When I tell them that the scholar has gone to the north, they will think that the scholar has gone to the south, which is called being clever and being mistaken by being smart.
Fat Ball seemed to understand: Big brother, you are deliberately playing tricks on them.
Li Yinglong said: The two bastards are not a good thing at first glance, and they don't play in vain.
Brother Ning and Fat Ball answered in unison: It's useless to play it.
Li Yinglong smiled and said: Two big fools who think they are very smart, go into the mountains and go around in circles.
After that, he proudly swept the small piece of silver with his hand.
Brother Ning looked at the silver in Li Yinglong's hand with a very greedy look and said enviously: Big brother, you really have a way to make money, you made more than one or two silver in one sentence, and you sent it today.
Li Yinglong raised his hand and patted Brother Ning's head and said, "Send you a head."
After that, he seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly asked Brother Ning again: By the way, Brother Ning, is there a shop selling clothes in the town? I'm talking about shops that sell ready-made clothes.
Brother Ning said: Big brother is talking about ready-to-wear shops, yes, there are several.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong said happily: Great, we will go to the garment store to buy clothes after we send Boss Zhang's firewood and things over.
Fat Ball asked incomprehensibly: Big brother, what are you doing in the ready-to-wear store, there is nothing to sell there.
Hearing this, Brother Ning raised his hand and gave the fat ball a big shudder, and scolded after the fight: You are a mentally handicapped fool, of course the eldest brother went to the ready-to-wear store to buy clothes for himself.
The fat ball who was slapped was very angry, he rubbed his hand and scolded his head that was hurt by Brother Ning: You are mentally retarded and stupid, and you can't eat clothes, what is the eldest brother doing if you don't buy food and clothes, besides, isn't the eldest brother wearing clothes, why do you have to buy clothes when you have clothes to wear, how good it is to buy delicious things.
After that, he smiled at Li Yinglong and said: Big brother, am I right, is that the case?
Hearing this, Li Yinglong pointed to the clothes on his body with his hand and said a little embarrassed: This dress is not mine, I borrowed it from a neighbor in our village when I came to the town to sell firewood, and I have to return it to others when I go back, so I have to buy a dress to wear.
He was embarrassed to say that the clothes on his body were actually borrowed from a widow in their village, and it was a middle-aged widow who had to marry him, and he was afraid that the two bastards would not know how to laugh at him.
Hearing this, Brother Ning glared at the fat ball and said: How about it, I said it right, the eldest brother goes to the ready-to-wear shop to sell clothes.
After that, he raised his hand and wanted to slap the fat ball's head again, but the fat ball was already on guard and dodged it.
Brother Ning looked very sorry for not photographing the fat ball: You know how to eat, rice bucket, you.
Then he pointed to Li Yinglong's pants with his flattering hand and said: The eldest brother's pants are not the same, they are broken and there are holes everywhere, how can the eldest brother wear such a pair of torn pants, he should buy another pair of pants to wear, otherwise he will lose more money and lose face, isn't it.
Hearing this, Fat Ball said with a disapproving look: Do you still need to buy clothes, don't you just steal one and put it on.
After that, he pointed to himself with his hand and said: "Aren't the clothes on my body just stealing the wild man of Widow Zhang?"
After that, he pointed to Brother Ning's body with his hand and said: By the way, aren't the clothes on your body also stealing from the old lady Liu in the east of the town, so you don't have to buy the eldest brother's clothes, go and steal one to wear, oh, no, it's not right to steal a set and put it on, how good it is to keep the silver to buy food.
Brother Ning nodded in agreement: Yes, too.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong almost didn't break out, his dignified colonel Tianlong Special Operations Team Captain was about to fall into stealing other people's clothes with these two bastards, if his former comrades-in-arms knew about it, they wouldn't have to laugh off their big teeth.
After Brother Ning finished speaking, he looked at Li Yinglong, but when he saw that Li Yinglong's face showed a look of disgust, he understood that Li Yinglong was very disapproving of doing this, so he hurriedly changed his words again: No, this can't be done, the eldest brother is not the two of us, how can the eldest brother steal other people's things, how faceless.
After that, he waved his hand to Li Yinglong and shouted: Let's go, big brother, I'll take you to the ready-to-wear store to buy clothes.
Fat Ball answered on the side: Big brother said, let's go to deliver firewood and things to Boss Zhang first, and then we can go to the ready-to-wear shop.
Hearing this, Brother Ning glared at the fat ball fiercely and said: Didn't I just omit a few words, what is your name?