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The next day, what caught Zhao Shuo off guard was that Zhong Yueyue and Fang Xing actually wanted to follow them to Jingshi.

"Brother Haotian, you have to tell me about the Western Expedition on the way." This was the first thing Fang Xing said when he saw Zhao Shuo.

Since the originally very loose carriage came with two uninvited guests, Zhao Shuo didn't even have a place to lie down, so he could only sit honestly by the carriage, and Fang Xing, the two goods, had been pestering him to talk about the Western Expedition.

In order to cope with Fang Xing, Zhao Shuo pieced together a little bit on this TV and a little bit on that movie, and in the end, he didn't even let go of the three hundred Spartan warriors.

In the evening, the group found a small hill to camp.

"Brother Shuo, drink the medicine." Yang Qianqian, who had decocted the medicine, immediately brought it to Zhao Shuo.

"It's been a lot of work." It's cold and drinking, it's too hot now, Zhao Shuo put the medicine to his mouth and blew it.

Zhong Yueyue had seen this scene last night, but Fang Xing was a little shocked, but he recovered in an instant, and at the same time quipped:

"Brother Haotian is so blessed."

"I think so too, otherwise I wouldn't have met Qianqian." Zhao Shuo made a pun, but the two didn't understand the meaning hidden in the words.

"Brother Shuo, don't be sad." However, Yang Qianqian knew something and hurriedly comforted her.

Zhong Yueyue and Fang Xing's minds were full of question marks, but it was not easy to ask, after all, it involved other people's secrets.

Fang Xing hurriedly changed the topic, "Why don't I wait for a poem to be written by the moon at this moment?" ”

Zhong Yueyue smiled slyly and glanced at Zhao Shuo, "Okay, let's have one song for everyone, don't play tricks." ”

"Okay." Zhao Shuo replied very simply.

"I, okay." Yang Qianqian saw that Zhao Shuo agreed, so she had no choice but to respond.

"Moon ......" Fang Xing chanted an ordinary but ordinary poem. (Readers make up their own brains)

"Bright Moon ......" Zhong Yueyue's poem is decent, but it is stronger than Fang Xing.

"...... alone" Yang Qianqian's is better than the previous two.

"Bright moonlight in front of the window...... Okay, Zhao Shuo only changed one word, and the three of them were collectively dumbfounded.

Zhao Shuo, you are too shameless, you really haven't seen the ancients before, and you haven't seen the comers after, it's rare to meet a cheeky person like you in a hundred years of bamboo flowering.

"Why don't I do another one?" Zhao Shuo scratched his head, feeling that it was a little inappropriate for him to always plague Li Bai's "Silent Night Thoughts".

"Don't, please ask Brother Haotian to raise your noble hand." When Fang Xingyan heard this, he immediately stopped Zhao Shuo's behavior of harming the poetry of the ancients.

Zhao Shuo took the cold medicine and drank it all, although the literary works are respectable, what is the problem with using Le Yile? No, since you won't let me say it, I won't say it.

"Brother Haotian, what kind of medicine are you?" Fang Xing asked casually.

"Guben Peiyuan, the doctor said that I injured Benyuan some time ago, but it's a pity, if my friend is in this world, I will let him dismember the bodies of the three bandits, that is, autopsy, that guy likes to deal with corpses the most."

Zhao Shuo's face was full of evil taste, and Zhao Shuo's words made the three of them feel that the temperature around them was getting colder and colder, but this was not over.

"Do you know the autopsy? It's to take a knife and cut open the stomach first, layer by layer......"

"Vomit ......" The first person who couldn't stand it was Zhong Yueyue, but she didn't dare to run out alone, so she had to run under the big tree next to her and vomit wildly, and then Fang Xing chased after her. However, Yang Qianqian's face was only a little pale, and she didn't look like she wanted to vomit.

Zhao Shuo patted Yang Qianqian's back and comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm scared of them, in fact, where do I know this kind of perverted person, it's all made up by me." ”

Yang Qianqian said angrily: "Brother Shuo, you are necrotic, almost scared Qianqian." ”

"Haha, look at what they both vomited, it's really not scary." On this Zhao Shuo said that they were just the scum of Zhan 1, and he had seen the live broadcast of his friend's performance with his own eyes.

In that scene, Zhao Shuo vomited the first time, vomited the second time, and seemed to be a little numb the third time.

Well, it's good to get used to it.

The next day, Fang Xing's eyes were a little resentful, which made Zhao Shuo's goosebumps stand up. However, Zhong Yueyue didn't have any expression, but after getting up in the morning, she glared at Zhao Shuo viciously.

The same carriage, the same scene, the difference is the state of mind of everyone.

"Brother Haotian, how do I feel that you know everything?" Fang Xing was the first to break the silence.

Zhao Shuo said with a smile: "I have learned a lot of books, and I have read a lot of books, so naturally I know a little bit about it." ”

"...... "What you said makes so much sense, I was speechless."

Zhong Yueyue bluntly pointed to the point, "Since you can't be an official, what's the use of what you've learned?" ”

"I didn't want to be an official." Zhao Shuo added in his heart: It's just that you can't be an official, and studying is not the only way out to be an official.

"......" Talking to this person can make her Zhong Yueyue angry to death, I really don't know what this person has in his head, he doesn't want to take the imperial examination and don't want to be an official, I want to give birth to such a son and stuff him back into his stomach directly.

Hmph, I'm so angry with my mother. The more I look at it, the more unpleasant it becomes, hey, there it is.

"Zhao Gongzi, the body is skinny, and the parents who receive it dare not destroy it, and the beginning of filial piety is also. What's your hair? ”

Why is this woman's heart and eyes so poisonous, and she actually said that I am not filial, Zhao Shuo touched the hair that was about to cover her ears, and said: "I remember that Xiahou Chun said this in the affairs of the Three Kingdoms, and then ate one of her own eyes, Miss Zhong Yueyue will also eat the nails that have been trimmed and the hair that has been cut off?" ”

Zhong Yueyue suppressed the disgust in her heart and replied: "Of course I don't eat it, I will choose a good day to cut it out and collect it, unlike Zhao Gongzi, you don't respect etiquette." ”

"Everyone is pruning, I'm just pruning shorter, why don't you respect etiquette? Since Miss Zhong has such an opinion on hair, why don't you let those monks return to the vulgar? Or just beat them to death, because they are more disrespectful than I am. ”

Why is this man so crooked? When you tell him this, he immediately involves other things, but what he says seems to make sense.

"They're monks, you're not." Zhong Yueyue's dead duck has a hard mouth.

"Monk?" Zhao Shuo smiled, smiling very happily, "Do you know that Buddhism originated in Tianzhu?" Since Buddhism did not originate in the Central Plains, you can't think that just because they are monks, you should defend the Central Plains Rites and Religions, and not let them trample on the dignity of the Rites and Religions. ”

Zhong Yueyue's face turned red and pale, she didn't know how to refute Zhao Shuo, because what Zhao Shuo said was the truth, and she couldn't be forced to force those monks to grow their hair with a knife.

"Zhou Li, how long ago was that? How much has changed what it says to this day, have you understood it? If the whole society still follows the Zhou etiquette, I apologize to you. If not, you apologize to me. How is it? Zhao Shuo said.

"No, this girl can't say anything about you, so let's admit defeat for the time being." Zhong Yueyue turned her head to look out the window.

"Hehe, Sister Yueyue, why are you going to provoke Brother Shuo, isn't this asking for hardship." Yang Qianqian smiled and grabbed Zhong Yueyue's arm.

Zhong Yueyue glanced at Zhao Shuo angrily: "As far as his mouth is concerned, Qianqian, your grandfather probably can't talk about him." ”

Yang Qianqian was unmoved, "Grandfather won't go to Sister Yueyue to find Brother Shuo's stubble." ”

Fang Xing interjected: "Actually, I also look at those ......"

Zhao Shuo: Confidant, if you weren't an ancient person, we would have cut off the head of the chicken and worship the son.

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Fang Xing: Big brother, recommended ticket!!