0001 is too lazy
Seventy years of the Wu Dynasty, summer, June
Heavy rains fell in Huguang and Jiangxi, and many prefectures in the two provinces became Zeguo......
Kyoto, Forbidden City
"Your Majesty, the disaster situation in Huguang and Jiangxi is getting more and more serious......"
"If I approve the additional money and food needed for disaster relief, how much impact do you say on the four pavilion elders on the pro-expedition?"
"This ......"
"Back to the emperor, the additional disaster relief money and food is enough to support the 100,000 army for three months."
"Hmm~ then halve!"
“……”
Huguang, somewhere, May 28, moderate rain
"Labor and management swear never to touch a fishing rod in this life, no, we have to start again!
Sanqing is above, I, Zhao Shuo, swear that I will never go wild fishing in this life......"
Zhao Shuo finally squeezed out time to go out for wild fishing, but unfortunately the upstream dam burst and collapsed, and Zhao Shuo was swept away by the flood before he could react, but fortunately he was rescued by the sacred tree.
Zhao Shuo wanted to cry without tears at this time, is this water a bit too much, except that the feet are less than three square meters and are not flooded, and the flood is still a flood as far as the eye can see.
"Where am I being swept away?" Zhao Shuo climbed to the tree and carefully observed the surrounding situation, the position was a little awkward, there were two small mountain ranges in the northwest and southeast, and the two mountain ranges were two thousand meters apart, and he was in the middle of the two mountain ranges.
Zhao Shuo went down to the tree, took out his pocket (one of the two packs of cigarettes was not opened), and then pulled out the dagger from his calf, and then turned his pocket out and found nothing else.
You can't swim out, you can only wait for rescue, Brother Bing, come quickly!
Zhao Shuo picked up a long bamboo pole from the 'shore', then hung up his red pants and erected the bamboo pole.
Looking up at his masterpiece, Zhao Shuo secretly praised his wit, so that it would be easier to be discovered.
In the following time, Zhao Shuo collected a large pile of miscellaneous materials from the flood and the shore to make a shelter from the rain.
"Huh~ I'm tired of labor, but it's a pity that I can't call it Meituan takeaway." In the fantasy, Zhao Shuo fell asleep.
I don't know how long it took, but in a daze, I heard movement around me.
Could it be Brother Bing? Zhao Shuo's heart was happy, his eyes opened, and his eyes glowed green.
"Ghost~ah~" In the dim moonlight, the humanoid creature slowly crawled out of the flood, and then stood up grinning......
Shawl, red costume, red embroidered shoes......
"Ah~you~you~don't~come~ah~I~I~I~have~black donkey's hooves~" Zhao Shuo felt that his legs and stomach were a little soft, and his teeth were fighting, and even the sound he made changed his tone.
Zhao Shuo: Grandpa, there are really ghosts in this world, I didn't believe it before, but now I really believe it.
"Save ...... Save ......" The female ghost in red suddenly stretched out her right hand and made a sound, then fell to the ground and fainted.
"Not a ghost?" , I'll just say, there is no such thing as a ghost in the world, it's really scary and scared to death. Zhao Shuo picked up a long wooden stick from the ground, first stabbed it, and then slowly used the stick to pick up the long end that was scattered.
"Huh~ I'm scared of labor and management~" Zhao Shuo sat on the ground, "You said you were dressed like this, isn't this scary?" Luckily, I don't believe it, so I'm going to burp today. ”
"Hot~" Zhao Shuo touched the little girl's face and then probed his nose, picked up the little girl and put the little girl in the resting place.
"I don't know how this year, it's really a lot of disasters...... Zhao Shuo checked the little girl's mouth and nose and twisted the little girl's hair, and then ......
"What clothes are so complicated? Forehead ~ belly pocket? I still won't take this off for you. ”
"~ Umegawa Uchiku. This Nima, your parents are too irresponsible, they look thirteen, fourteen, or five, and they don't even wear underwear? You can't have some kind of costume association in your house, right? Zhao Shuo quickly lifted it up, and didn't forget to complain.
After Zhao Shuo finished all this, the sky was already slightly bright, and he looked at the girl who was still in a coma, Zhao Shuo picked up the bamboo pole leaning on the big tree, walked to the shore, probed the terrain in the flood with the bamboo pole, and then walked cautiously towards the flood, when the flood was below his knees, Zhao Shuo stopped and planted the 'red flag' deep into the soil.
Zhao Shuo looked up at the sky that had already heard the rain, and sighed, "I hope to be discovered by the rescue team as soon as possible, otherwise I will be offended." ”
"Whew~I'm so hungry~" Zhao Shuo returned to the tree and rubbed his belly with his back against the tree.
Twenty-nine, cloudy, breezy
"Boom ......"
In a daze, Zhao Shuo heard a cry, and the breeze gently brushed through Zhao Shuo's body.
"Ah Cut~"
It's a little cold! Don't catch a cold. Zhao Shuo rubbed his nose and then rubbed his arms, what is there to cry about, maybe the rescue team will find the red pants of labor and management.
"What, little sister crying, brother Bing will come to save us." Zhao Shuo wanted to laugh a little in his heart, this sister-in-law is quite vigilant, and her clothes are put on again, not to mention that she is still holding a small wooden stick in her hand, what are you still resisting?
"~" Zhao Shuo jumped up violently, and the little girl's body shook.
There were several corpses on the turbulent flood water that crossed Zhao Shuo's line of sight, but it was a little far away from the big tree, and Zhao Shuo had no heart or power.
"This matter is a big deal, and it is estimated that the mayor will have to be removed from his post and investigated, who repaired the tofu scum project to harm labor and capital like this, is there still a royal law? Is there still a law? ”
In the evening, Zhao Shuo was already numb, there were no less than 100 corpses floating in the flood, and eighteen of the rats that climbed ashore from the flood were sent back to the embrace of the flood by Zhao Shuo one by one, and occasionally a few coffins could be found, one of which was a coffin board Zhao Shuo wasted a lot of energy before dragging it under the tree, taking a trip, not to mention that it fit quite well.
Since noon, the little girl's face has been a little red, probably because of a fever and cold, because the little girl is very vigilant, holding a small wooden stick in her hand, not to mention her eyes are always staring at Zhao Shuo, as if Zhao Shuo is more terrible than the flood beast, Zhao Shuo feels that he has done everything he should have done with benevolence and righteousness, but fortunately he is too lazy to take care of it.
The night sky was cloudless and starry, very beautiful, Zhao Shuo swore that this was the most beautiful and clear starry sky he had seen in thirty years, but he was hungry and thirsty and had no time to appreciate it.
"Gollum~"
"Gollum~"
At night, there is not only the charming starry sky, but also the sound of the flood lapping and the sound of the two bellies echoing each other, which has a unique flavor.
"Little sister, your voice is so loud that it makes me sleep."
Where can Zhao Shuo sleep, he can only have fun in the bitterness, but unfortunately the little girl doesn't pay attention to him, if it weren't for last night Zhao Shuo wondered if she was dumb.
I don't know when Zhao Shuo finally fell asleep, and in his dream he was eating a lot, "Delicious~ Delicious~ The waiter brought two more bottles of beer, two chicken legs, and three strings of ......"
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