Volume 1: Mountains Have Trees and Branches Chapter 1 Infection First
"Mrs. Yu celebrates her 60th birthday, and the fetus is moving!"
On March 21, the 60th year of the Fei Dynasty, Mrs. Yu's 60th birthday banquet had just begun, and it ended in panic before the guests could send gifts and congratulations. For a time, the news spread all over the streets.
"When I heard that the fetal position moved, Mrs. Yu immediately lost her breath!"
"The fetal period is just eight months old, and the belly is so small, I gave birth to a pair of twins! What a wicked door! ”
"What's even more evil is that Wen Po took out the twins, and Mrs. Yu's internal organs immediately turned into a hornet's nest!"
Interestingly, at first glance, the two sisters' round figures are a blessing. Take a closer look! Where are the twins taken from Mrs. Yu's belly, they are obviously two vicious eyes staring at people! But Wen Po and Master Yu were frightened! ”
"Less scare! It's obviously the black birthmark on the back of the two sisters! However, the appearance of the two sisters is peerlessly ugly! ”
"No wonder the doorman of the Yu family told me that the eyes of the two young ladies of their family are on the chin and their nose is on the door of the head!"
"Even so, the physiognomy is simply a mold! It's hard to tell who's who! Fortunately, when I delivered the baby, my sister's baby cried like a song, and my sister danced like a dance! ”
"At that time, Master Yu was crying and laughing, sad and frightened, and only said one sentence, my sister called Yu Ge, and my sister called Yu Wu and fainted."
"Alas! The Yu family is not afraid of anything, just afraid that he will be named after Master Yu! ”
"When Mrs. Yu gave birth to the eldest son of the Yu family, because of a daughter's face, Master Yu compared him to a peach and named him Yu Tao in time, what was the result? Since I was a child, I like rouge girls to play, and when I talked about getting married and taking a wife, I left home to become a monk. It's not more than a hundred days, and you will float to the palace in broad daylight! ”
"Nine times out of ten, this peach was bitten by the saint!"
In this way, these two sisters may be geisha embryos! Amitabha, Amitabha! ”
"What Amitabha! It's obviously Master Yu's own sin! After years of burning, killing and plundering, he has no humanity, and he doesn't take the Son of Heaven in his eyes at all, so he almost changes the Fei Dynasty to his Yu family! If the father does not accumulate virtue, the children will suffer! Besides, if you look so ugly, it's still some kind of geisha embryo, it's just a matter of life! ”
Yufu mourns during the day, explores joy in the starry night, is half sad and half happy in the house, jokes and words outside the house are noisy, and the aftershocks do not leave the house, and they are imprisoned in the open-air pavilion all day long.
The male and female servants held beautiful bowls in their hands, and one team on the left and right followed Yu Tao through the lobby to see the aftershock, and the smile that had just floated up on the servant was almost blurred with the movements of his hands, and after the whole meal was finished, he retreated in an orderly manner.
Yu Tao bowed slightly to Yu Zhen and arched his hand: "Father, please eat." ”
Aftershock nodded and said: "You have a friendship with his brother, and my father doesn't blame you, but my father wants to remind you that he is a waste emperor who is not in a big way, and he is not polite, and sooner or later he will make a scene." ”
Fei You treats him like a brother and sister all day long, and rewards him for playing with rouge girls, and pities him for talking elegantly, how can he be a waste in Yu Tao's heart? Moreover, the reminder of aftershocks seems too redundant.
"If he can't pay attention to brotherhood in the end, what do you want from him?"
"My father has worked for the court for many years, so what do you want?"
was asked by Yu Tao, Yu Zhen suddenly didn't know how to reply, and only remembered Ji Chang, a descendant of the Yu family.
In less than half a month, he died of aftershocks at the age of sixty-two, and was sent to Nanshan by a son and two daughters. Before the mourning period passed, Yu Ge and Yu Wu contracted a strange disease, and there were countless cracks in their bodies, and there was no good medicine to cure them by famous doctors all over the world.