Night falls.

A group of cavalry escorted Shen Lang and Jin Mulan's carriage, galloping with a special rhythm.

Soon I will be at the old house of Zhang Jin's family.

"Lady, don't be nervous for a while. Shen Lang said.

Mulan said: "Okay." ”

Shen Lang said: "I know that I am very handsome, and it will cause you a lot of pressure, but you can rest assured, you are still worthy of me purely from the appearance of you, you must not be ashamed of yourself, you must come out with the posture of your first beauty." ”

Mulan suddenly twisted her face to the side.

"You must always remember that you are the first beauty in Xuanwu City, the first beauty in Nujiang County, and the first beauty in Tiannan Province. Shen Lang said heavily.

Mulan said: "Yes, don't worry, husband, I will definitely hold the field for you, and I won't let you lose face." ”

"That's right. Shen Lang said: "I must make all the men present vomit blood with jealousy, I have such a beautiful and noble wife by my side, her body is still so hot, and her martial arts are still so high, although I haven't slept yet, but others don't know." ”

Mulan couldn't bear it anymore, and her jade hand was on Shen Lang's waist. If he doesn't beat his husband, it doesn't mean that he can't be pinched.

Shen Lang didn't dare to move his body, but he could straighten his waist, take a breath, and suddenly let his waist two centimeters away from the Jade Maiden's claws.

"As for me, please rest assured, I will crush all the men present, so that all the women will be jealous of you. Shen Lang patted his chest and said.

Mulan didn't want to pay attention to him.

Her least favorite thing in her life is comparison, and she never needs to compare.

But there is no way, marry such a man who loves to compare.

What a vain look.

Shen Lang was there, but he entered the sigh of life.

"Alas, life is a process of comparison, when you are in the middle of the chatter, you have to be stronger than other insects and swim faster, so that you have a chance to become a human, otherwise you will always be just a tadpole. ”

"When you are born, you have to be smarter and more beautiful than other children. ”

"When you grow up, you have to be more handsome and better than others. ”

"When you become an adult, you have to make more money than your husband, your wife is beautiful and hot, and your children are smarter. ”

"When you are old, you have to be more productive and filial than whose children. ”

"A person's whole life is comparing, and there is infinite scarcity for children and grandchildren. ”

"If you don't have a sense of superiority, you can't live, so you like to stay with people who are worse than you. ”

Mulan turned her head to look at Shen Lang at this time.

This husband of his is like this, he has insight into the world and is vulgar and elegant.

She couldn't help but say gently: "Husband, you don't have to see everything too thoroughly, it's happier to be confused." ”

Shen Lang turned his head and said, "I'm very happy! Because I have never lost in comparison with others, I will always win, no matter what I compare, I will win, hahahaha!"

Mulan turned her head away and ignored him completely.

Jin Hui outside couldn't help it, and said, "Uncle, can you win the martial arts?"

"Win, of course win. Shen Lang said: "My lady is so powerful, we are husband and wife, and my lady's martial arts are my martial arts." ”

Suddenly, Jin Hui, who was driving the carriage outside, felt that he couldn't breathe.

Because the air seems to be filled with boundless commotion, every breath will burn the lungs.

However, Mulan and Jin Hui were full of confidence in their hearts at this time.

With such an uncle, in this vicious battle tonight, maybe he can really crush the audience.

At this moment, Shen Lang was really full of desire to fight.

But he didn't feel nervous about going into the tiger's den alone, but was full of anticipation.

There is a feeling that a shark is swimming into a lake and is about to go on a killing spree.

"There are three minutes left to enter the battlefield. ”

"Two minutes. ”

"One minute!"

Shen Lang's carriage stopped.

arrived at the old house of the Zhang family where the wedding banquet was held.

The battlefield has arrived!

......

Shen Lang was almost the latest to come.

Almost!

Because there are two people who are more capable of pretending than him, and they will only arrive at the finale.

But at this time, the courtyard was already full of guests.

Nujiang County, Yangwu County and all the surrounding powerful families were almost wiped out.

Liu Wuyan City Lord can only stand out among everyone.

"Miss Xuanwu Earl's Mansion Jin Mulan, Uncle Shen Lang has arrived!"

As soon as the carriage reached the gate, someone shouted.

Shen Lang was instantly alert.

There's a conspiracy in this.

Because the roll call person actually added his Shen Lang's name, which is extremely abnormal.

According to reason, Zhang Jin and Xu Qianqian are extremely hostile to Shen Lang and will definitely trample on his dignity desperately, so when they call names, they either only call Jin Mulan's name, even if Shen Lang is added, they will definitely emphasize their son-in-law.

However, they did not do so, and if they elevated Shen Lang's identity as if they were nothing, there must be a conspiracy.

I have to say that Shen Lang's heart is really as delicate and sharp as hair.

Just when he and Jin Mulan's names were called, all the greetings and all the conversations in the courtyard were over.

Everyone's eyes were on Shen Lang and the others.

Not because he's handsome, of course, but because he's too famous.

And the guests attending the engagement banquet knew in their hearts that this was the prelude to the siege of the Xuanwu Earl's Palace.

Shen Lang took Mulan's hand and stepped out of the carriage, enjoying the feeling of being in the limelight.

And right now!

A horde of enemies is coming!

......

A choppy woman rushed directly over and stopped in front of Shen Lang.

This woman is very inferior and vulgar, very cheap and bewitching.

From her dress and demeanor, people can clearly identify her identity.

Prostitute, over thirty years old.

And it's still the kind that is very low-level, and the price of the night is no more than half a silver coin at most.

"Lang Jun, the slave family has finally found you. The prostitute looked at Shen Lang in surprise and said loudly: "A few days ago in Lanshan City, you and the slave family were in love, and they lived and flew together, which really made the slave family unforgettable for the rest of their lives." ”

The message of this sentence is that Shen Lang is a prostitute in Lanshan City, and he is still such a cheap person.

Shen Lang stood in place, watching her performance.

The prostitute said: "Shen Lang, you still say that I am much better than your lady in bed, saying that she is like a piece of dead fish and wood without the slightest reaction, but I make you want to live and die." also said that you and your lady had different dreams in the same bed, and she couldn't tell that there might be another man in her heart who cuckolded you. ”

Shen Lang's eyes shrank, and there was a little anger in Mulan's beautiful eyes.

The prostitute said: "Shen Lang, you promised me that you would take me to Xuanwu City and raise me as an outer room, and you also gave me a personal token." ”

With that, the prostitute lifted a longevity lock with a wave on it.

That's right, this is really the longevity lock that Shen Lang has worn since he was a child, and his father made it for him personally.

After that, this longevity lock should fall on the Xu family.

"Shen Lang, I've been waiting for so many days, why didn't you come to pick me up?" the prostitute complained.

Shen Lang frowned.

"Shen Lang, you are really a negative man. The prostitute cried faintly: "You really shouldn't have ravaged me with Jin Mucong that day, so that I couldn't get up for three days." ”

It's disgusting.

Everyone present, even if they perform, has to perform a feeling of disgust and disgust.

"Shen Lang, although you are so handsome and extraordinary, you are outstanding, but ...... You also have to pay the overnight fee that night, the prostitute will have to pay after all, not only did you eat my bowl of noodles that night, but also ravaged me seven times, and the next day I saw the sunflower and you didn't let go, this is to add money. ”

It's even more disgusting, almost disgusting.

It makes people feel that Shen Lang is obscene and cheap, going to find such a vulgar and unbearable inferior prostitute, and not letting go of her even when she comes to Tiankui, it is simply a disgusting beast.

What's even more obscene is that he doesn't pay yet.

Xu Guangyun's gift to Shen Lang is even an appetizer for besieging him tonight?

It's very down-to-earth, and there's really no bottom line shame.

This trick can't hurt people, but it can disgust people.

It's like stepping on dog shit, and you can't shake it off.

And it's almost unsolvable.

No matter how Shen Lang responds, he is wrong and can't be cleaned.

Xu Guangyun also repaid the other in his way.

Before Shen Lang wrote a book to slander Xu Guangyun and Xu Qianqian's reputation, it was almost the same trick.

It's just that Shen Lang is more elegant, and he disguises this behavior of pouring fecal water with a very high-attained classic book.

Everyone couldn't help but be interested in seeing how Shen Lang dealt with this disgusting and extremely cheap trick.

It's almost incomprehensible.

Shen Lang commanded a few words towards Jin Hui on the side.

"Yes. Jin Hui immediately turned and left.

When the prostitute saw that Shen Lang was really helpless, her heart suddenly became even more proud.

This money is a safe earning.

So, she behaved even more excessively, and she was about to pounce and hug Shen Lang's thigh.

"Lang Jun, when are you going to pick me up, when are you going to pay the overnight fee that night?"

Shen Lang didn't get angry, but had a pleasant face, and said in a gentle voice: "This sister, how much did I owe you for the overnight fee that night?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was surprised.

Shen Lang, what kind of routine are you?

Instead, you confessed it and poured this bucket of dung water on your head?

The prostitute said: "You and Jin Mu Cong have played with me thirteen times, plus the blood of the sunflower, a total of five silver coins." ”

"Five silver coins, right?" Shen Lang said more gently: "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, okay?"

Then he took out ten gold coins and gave them to the prostitute.

The prostitute was overjoyed and took the money.

Her heart was suddenly full of disdain and contempt for Shen Lang.

The useless little white face is really for waste. Do you think that if you give me this money, I will change my mind and return your innocence?

Dream on!

Because the Xu family will give me more money.

Shen Lang said: "This sister, what is the price of your normal pick-up?"

The prostitute said: "Half a silver coin, but you and Jin Mu Cong are two people, and I was injured and bleeding from playing, so I have to add money." ”

Shen Lang said: "Then I'll give you ten gold coins, which is equivalent to two hundred silver coins, and after deducting the five silver coins owed to you, there is still one hundred and ninety-five, which means that it is enough for you to receive three hundred and ninety guests, right?"

Shen Lang's voice gradually became colder, and his eyes were full of cold smiles.

"Jin Hui, bring it up!" Shen Lang ordered.

Suddenly, the cavalry of the Earl's Court brought in more than two dozen beggars and vagabonds.

At every feast, there is no shortage of beggars and homeless people, because there will be a lot of food that will be wasted, and this food will be given out to show the kindness of the host.

So Shen Lang decided to pack it for a while, not because he was reluctant to eat, but because he was afraid that his baby daughter-in-law's saliva would be eaten by others.

These beggars and homeless men were covered in a foul smell, had not bathed for at least a few months, and some still had sores.

They didn't dare to look at the beautiful Jin Mulan present, but their gaze at the prostitute was as fierce as a flame.

Shen Lang said to the twenty or so beggars, "Brothers, do you like this woman?"

The eyes of these beggars and homeless men are green.

Now they don't say it's a woman, even if they see a sow, they think it's double eyelids.

What's more, the prostitute in front of her is simply ...... It's a delicious big fat pork trotter meat.

"Like, like!"

"The villain would never have dreamed of such a woman. ”

Shen Lang said: "Today I have a treat, each of you can play ten times!"

Suddenly, the two dozen or so homeless men and beggars rushed towards the prostitute.

Lifted her plump body up and walked outside.

The prostitute's soul was gone.

This...... It's going to die.

Twenty or so homeless men and beggars will really kill her alive.

Going to die, and to die miserably.

"Help, help......" the prostitute screamed.

However, the warriors of the Xuanwu Earl's Mansion lined up as a human wall, and no one could save her.

Shen Lang said: "I've already paid, you have to pick up guests, it's right." ”

The prostitute trembled with fright, almost urinating and feces.

"Steward Xu, help, I did something for you to slander Shen Lang Gongzi, help......"

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