Zhuge Steel?

Wow, that name seems a bit biao, Comrade Steel.

At this time, Fu Xiaotian looked smiling and said to this Zhuge Iron and Steel: "I don't know sir, where is it, what is the matter with coming to my county office?" ”

Zhuge Iron and Steel glanced at Fu Xiaotian, then stood up, took a sip of wine, and looked at him with a hint of drunkenness: "I am a little scholar in Fangcun Mountain, Lingzhou, and the reason why I came to your county office is that when I was traveling, I saw the notice posted at the gate of your city. ”

"I'm very puzzled, what do you mean by that symbol? So I'm here to ask for a word or two. ”

Hey, Fang Cun Mountain, what a big breath, is it a master of the world? It doesn't look like that.

Fu Xiaotian explained with a mind full of questions: "Sir, what about this symbol, it means that there are other things, and a little explanation will set off it." ”

Zhuge Iron and Steel was slightly stunned, and then relieved: "Oh, so that's the case." Just now I passed by the treasure land, and I saw that there was a faint golden light shining inside, as if something was protecting the county government, and I was also a little curious. But now I know that this person is you. ”

Hearing this, Fu Xiaotian's head was confused again, what was this Mr. Zhuge talking about?

"Sir, I don't seem to understand what you said."

Zhuge Iron and Steel smiled slightly, and then continued: "You don't have to know this, I can see it." However, I still want to ask you, you said, if you don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice, then what are you doing now? ”

Obviously, Zhuge Steel's words made Fu Xiaotian feel less embarrassed, "This, sir, don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice, what I understand is that you don't bend your waist to the villain, don't bend your waist to the powerful." And now as a parent official, I am bowing my waist to the people, what is wrong with that? ”

Zhuge Iron and Steel pursed his lips and smiled, took a sip of wine, and said with a drunken feeling: "Then, if I say that I can help you, will you bend your waist to me?" ”

Hearing this, Fu Xiaotian immediately understood that this "master" wanted to apply for the main book, but looking at him like this, is he fooling himself, no, I have to ask clearly: "If Mr. can really help me, I can naturally bend my waist for Mr." But I have to ask you. ”

"Is the gentleman familiar with the Four Books and the Five Classics? Are you familiar with the laws of the Great Han Kingdom? ”

Zhuge Iron and Steel squinted at Fu Xiaotian and smiled, "My lord, I'm still afraid that I'm talking nonsense." I naturally know what you said by heart, otherwise I wouldn't have come to you without shame. ”

"Okay, I'll make a pair and see if you can give the next link."

"Willing to accompany."

Fu Xiaotian cleared his throat and said with a very powerful look: "Listen, Qili Shantang, go to half a pond and three and a half miles!" ”

Zhuge Iron and Steel frowned, took another sip of wine, and was leisurely: "A hundred years of dreams, half a life and fifty years when it is broken." ”

"Well, sir, you're not very neat."

Fu Xiaotian rolled his eyes helplessly.

Zhuge Iron and Steel didn't care: "You only said that you were right, did you say that you want to be neat?" Besides, I think it's pretty good. ”

Fu Xiaotian was speechless, and made a couplet again: "The Malay Gobi West Wind is fierce." ”

"This is simple, the warm sun is drifting and the leaves are still in the east wind!"

Zhuge Iron and Steel quickly made a couplet, glanced at Fu Xiaotian lightly, and said in his mouth: "I said my lord, why do you feel a little scolding in this couplet?" ”

"Ha, yes, no, no. Malay flowers are blooming, the Gobi Desert, it's normal. ”

Fu Xiaotian replied very embarrassedly, in fact, this sentence really has a little meaning.

At this time, Zhuge Iron and Steel said slowly: "Then I will also send a sentence to the adult, from Mr. Zhuge Wolong's famous sentence, the ministers divide the world into three points!" ”

Hearing this, Fu Xiaotian was speechless, this sentence is also right, but it is a little rebellious to say it, what does this Mr. Zhuge Iron and Steel want to say?

In desperation, Fu Xiaotian could only choose the wrong one, "Okay, I really can't get this sentence right." ”

Zhuge Iron and Steel seemed to have seen through Fu Xiaotian's thoughts, and laughed three times: "My lord, it's not that you can't say it, don't you dare, one day, I think, you will say it yourself." ”

Eh, what is this bull-nosed scholar talking about, but seeing that what he said is not a lie, it is better to leave him in the county office: "Mr. Steel, since this is the case, it is better for you to serve as the chief secretary of our county government in the future." ”

Zhuge Iron and Steel smiled slightly, "Okay, Master Fu, but I can say okay first, except for the necessary work, you can't control me, I'm used to being lazy." ”

With Zhuge Steel's consent, Fu Xiaotian was also very happy, and he could ask him questions he didn't understand in the future. After that, he asked Da Biaozi to take Zhuge Iron and Steel inside, arranged a place to live, and arranged delicious food for him.

At this time, Chen Guoguo walked over from behind and asked suspiciously: "My lord, you really want to appoint him as the main bookkeeper, why does he look like a drunkard." ”

Fu Xiaotian showed an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and said slowly: "Lao Chen, it's okay, when I first saw this person, I felt that there was something extraordinary, maybe he was still a master of the world." ”

Just kidding, Fangcun Mountain is famous, Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, and there are many cattle.

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Time came to noon in a blink of an eye, because in addition to Zhuge Steel in the morning, there was no one else in the morning. They were all a little bored, and when everyone had finished their lunch, the drums of grievances in the yamen began to sound.

"Bang bang bang..."

With doubts, everyone in the yamen walked out one by one, and Fu Xiaotian put on his black gauze hat in a panic, as if he, the county master, was very incompetent.

After all, Fu Xiaotian is at least the county magistrate, and his majesty is naturally there.

At this time, Zhuge Iron and Steel also slowly walked out of it, holding a wine jug in his hand, and glanced outside, "Ah, someone reported the case, waiting for my lord, I'll go and show you first." ”

As he spoke, Zhuge Iron and Steel crooked his body, slowly walked outside the hall, took out a notebook and pen from his pocket, and recorded: "Is there any paper?" ”

Without saying a word, the man who reported the crime took out a piece of paper from his bosom with a pleading.

Zhuge Iron and Steel picked up the paper, browsed it roughly, frowned and pondered: "Okay, I'll take you in." ”

This Zhuge Iron and Steel is also a tiger, and while walking, he recorded the case on it. After the man entered, Zhuge Iron and Steel presented the paper to Fu Xiaotian and gave a brief introduction.

Fu Xiaotian also took a general look, and the above roughly meant that the third wife of his master hanged herself this morning. The old man didn't believe that he had committed suicide, so he reported it to the authorities.