Chapter 209: Retreat as Advance, Thunder Strike!
Kong Gongzi's eyes narrowed, his fists clenched.
In fact, he couldn't help but want to be rough and want to solve the problem in the most direct way, but things didn't get bad to that extent for a while......
Perhaps, the surname Xu in front of him is pretending?
If there is no winner or loser, it is obviously extremely detrimental to his reputation.
It must be known that no matter what a scholar does, reputation is a very important factor, especially his uncle is still in Qingzhou, and it will definitely not let him ruin the reputation of the Kong family.
"Yes!"
After thinking for a moment, Kong Gongzi sneered: "However, Mr. Xu, you only have one chance!" ”
Xu Changqing smiled: "Then, Gongzi Kong thinks that how long is this time?" ”
Kong Gongzi frowned, "How long does Mr. Xu think is appropriate?" ”
He was a little unsure of Xu Changqing's foundation for a while, and he kept room for it.
Xu Changqing smiled: "Otherwise, Kong Gongzi or you come first, right?" I'm afraid that if the time is too short, it will affect fairness. ”
"Huh."
Kong Gongzi smiled.
Xu Changqing seems to have no confidence, but he is actually playing tricks with him, which makes Kong Gongzi's heart a little hairy.
Could it be that this kid really has a way to make everyone in the audience laugh with one sentence?
However, Kong Gongzi believes that he will never lose to Xu Changqing, if Xu Changqing can really make people laugh with one sentence, then he is confident that he can copy it, and it shouldn't take too long.
Thinking about it, Kong Gongzi smiled generously: "The time is up to you, Mr. Xu." ”
Xu Changqing was waiting for Kong Gongzi's words.
At this time, Xu Changqing also found that the girl from Yishui looked at her a lot colder, she was not comparable to Gu Hengbo and Kou Baimen, and Xu Changqing couldn't pry the foundation behind her for a while.
This kind of thing, Xu Changqing doesn't want to ink anymore, the ghost knows what else is behind.
"Then, Gongzi Kong, after I'm done, how about we count a hundred?"
"A hundred?"
Kong Gongzi's face changed, Xu Changqing's intentions are a bit vicious, this is trying to force him out!
However, Kong Gongzi also wants to see what hole cards Xu Changqing has.
After a moment's hesitation, he said decisively: "That's it! ”
Xu Changqing smiled and arched his hand to the Yishui girl: "Yishui girl, then, what is the next start?" ”
Miss Yishui's heart was also a little chaotic at this time.
She is looking forward to Xu Changqing's talent, but she is afraid that Xu Changqing will really succeed, so she will be passive.
Could it be that the eldest daughter of her dignified Hengwang Mansion wants to be a concubine for Xu Changqing?
Appreciation is appreciation, but it really involves vital interests, and the girl is not stupid.
At this time, it has reached this level, and I can't help Miss Yishui think about it too much, so she nodded and said, "Mr. Xu, please start." ”
Xu Changqing smiled, pretended to think for a moment, then looked at the beautiful eyes of the girl in Yishui, and said in a deep voice: "I'm Ho He, you are the afternoon!" ”
“???”
"What do you mean?"
"What is this? Laugh? This kid is a joke, right? ”
"That's not right. This seems to be a poem, and it is still very familiar, it should be ...... It's noon on hoe day, right? ”
"Noon on hoe day? That's right, I seem to remember that, too. ”
"Noon on hoe day? I, I'm @#¥%......"
At this time, someone finally reacted, although they still wanted to hold on, but that smile couldn't be concealed at all.
This Mr. Xu is not only talented, but also bold.
Soon, more people reacted, and even if they wanted to hold on to their laughter, some people couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Brother Mu Bai also came back to his senses at this time, and his eyes looked at Xu Changqing as if he was looking at a miracle: "This, this Mr. Xu, is really a genius." Noon of hoe day, noon of hoe day...... How the hell did he come up with it, ha, haha......"
Even if someone didn't understand, under the explanation of the person next to him, he reacted instantly, and soon, most of the people in the audience couldn't help but laugh.
Kong Gongzi also came back to his senses at this time, and his face was as black as the bottom of the pot.
What did this kid do with his brain? How the hell did he come up with such a ...... This kind of unbelievable thing......
And in the attic, the girl also reacted at this time, but her pretty face was already red.
What the hell does this bastard want to do? How can it be... So vulgar......
However, this kind of thinking is really a bit ......
Xu Changqing was also slightly embarrassed at this time, and smiled bitterly and said to Yishui girl: "Yishui girl, I'm sorry." It's a bit of a difficult proposition, and there's no good idea for the next moment. ”
"Bastard thing!"
"You're insulting Miss Yishui! What the hell do you want to do?! ”
Here, Kong Gongzi suddenly burst out loud, and locked on Xu Changqing with great gloom.
At this time, he already understood that he really couldn't play Xu Changqing when playing with words, but fortunately, Xu Changqing was a little crooked, and he caught the handle.
Now that he has caught the handle, how could he let Xu Changqing go?
Xu Changqing smiled.
The reason why he chose this joke over something else was already anticipating!
Instead of waiting for Kong Gongzi to see the dagger later, it is better to stir up this fight in advance! At this time, this guy has not finished replying, and Xu Changqing can also take the lead if he makes a big fuss.
"Gongzi Kong, what do you mean? Yishui girl has already said that this is a joke, and the joke under it is indeed a little vulgar, but this is just a joke, Kong Gongzi, can't you afford to play it? ”
"Bold!"
"This person has ill intentions, not only insulting the girl of Yishui, but also slandering my son! Come on, take this little bastard down on me! ”
"Yes!"
In a moment, more than a dozen slaves of the Kong family, who had been waiting outside the hall for a long time, rushed in quickly, and one by one they were smiling and dancing towards Xu Changqing.
"Stop, don't mess around!"
On the attic side, the girl didn't expect Kong Gongzi to turn her face when she said it, but now she actually moved directly, and she was busy and screaming.
Kong Gongzi didn't know Xu Changqing's identity, but she knew, in case something happened to Xu Changqing here, even if it was her father, it would be difficult to explain.
Xu Changqing smiled and looked at the group of evil slaves who rushed in, his face did not change, he lightly picked up the wine glass and took a sip.
But in front of Xu Changqing, two figures as strong as humans and bears had already rushed out like lightning.
"Bang bang!"
"Ahh
"Bang Dang ......"
In just a dozen seconds, Kong Gongzi, a dozen house slaves, were all put to the ground by Zhao Zengjin and Mao Tiehammer, two fierce men, and they howled miserably.
Although they have no weapons, dealing with this kind of little minions is already a knife to kill chickens!
Really talking about hand-to-hand combat without weapons, Xu Changqing has to spend some hands and feet to bring down Zhao Zengjin, not to mention adding a hammer-like hammer.
"You are bold! You, you ......"
Kong Gongzi didn't think that Xu Changqing's two subordinates were so capable of fighting, and the green tendons on his neck swelled up for a while, and he wanted to say something, but he was out of words for a while.
"How?"
"Kong Gongzi, I can't afford to lose, I want to play hard?!"
has already grasped the handle of Kong Gongzi, how can Xu Changqing let him go easily?
As he spoke, Xu Changqing had a gloomy face and strode towards Gongzi Kong!
"Stop!"
"Stop!"
"You, what do you want to do?"
Xu Changqing's figure is half a head taller than Kong Gongzi, and he is even more well-proportioned and strong, especially the murderous aura that Xu Changqing crawled out of the sea of corpse mountains and blood, which suddenly made the soles of Kong Gongzi's feet feel a little chilly, and he subconsciously retreated again and again.
"Friend, are you over? Kong Gongzi is a distinguished guest, if you have something to say, we can sit down slowly and say! If you really want to do it, you can't do it! ”
At this time, Zuo Gongzi strode forward and blocked in front of Kong Gongzi.
On the other side, Liu Gongzi also quickly stood up, looked at Xu Changqing with a smile and said, "Boy, don't give you a shame!" Dare to mess around, today next year will be your death day! ”
"Huh."
Xu Changqing suddenly laughed.
In the next moment, Xu Changqing's legs suddenly exerted force, his figure was like lightning, and he swept Liu Gongzi's face with a punch.
Liu Gongzi's pupils shrank suddenly, only to feel that he was being targeted by a prehistoric murderer, and he just wanted to dodge.
"Bang!"
Xu Changqing's iron fist had already smashed directly into his face.
"Ah......h
Liu Gongzi was like a ball that had been kicked out, his face was already covered with blood, and he suddenly flew out, knocking down several tables and stools with a 'crackling' face.
On the other side, Zuo Gongzi reacted quite quickly, picked up a stool casually, and slammed it towards Xu Changqing with a strong wind.
Xu Changqing's smile couldn't help but be even worse.
As soon as his body was lower, he dodged Zuo Gongzi's stool like a swift cheetah, and punched him directly in the lower abdomen.
Zuo Gongzi's soul was about to be scared away, so he wanted to run back.
But before he could turn around, Xu Changqing's iron fist had already arrived.
"Hmm......"
Zuo Gongzi suddenly screamed in pain, and just wanted to scream, Xu Changqing's big hand, like iron tongs, grabbed his neck and strangled his voice to death.
On the other side, Mao Tiehammer had already rushed to Liu Gongzi's side like a wolf, lifted him up like a chicken, also grabbed his neck, and sneered at the two guards not far behind: "Be honest with the fuck!" Whoever dares to move around, Lao Tzu will pinch his throat now! ”
Seven or eight of the two of them were frightened, and they didn't dare to move at all for a while, and they all subconsciously retreated.
A very strong leader with a scar on his face hurriedly said: "A few masters, a few masters have something to say, don't mess around." These two sons are not mortals, if you are impulsive, the world is so big, there can be no more hiding places for you. ”
But he was greeted only by the sneers of Zhao Zengjin and Mao Tiehammer.
Joke!
What kind of dog are Zuo Liangyu and Liu Zeqing?
Even the slave chieftain Taiji was cut off by them, and they were afraid that these two would only be a waste in the nest?
Seeing that the leader of his family spoke with Liao Yin, Zhao Zengjin sneered and replied in Liao Yin: "Don't talk about you two waste boys, even if their Lao Tzu is in front of my master, they have to be behaving properly!" ”
"Uh, this ......"
The chief and his men were immediately stunned.
This young macho man can actually speak Liao, could it be that he also came back from Liaodong?
The chicken-like Liu Gongzi and Zuo Gongzi also realized that something was wrong at this time, and felt that Xu Changqing's hand strength was slightly loosened, Zuo Gongzi hurriedly took a breath and said with difficulty: "This master, this master, there may be a little misunderstanding, let's have something to say." ”
Xu Changqing smiled and patted his cheek, "Now, can you talk well?" ”
“……”
Zuo Gongzi was speechless for a while.
What the hell is this today, how did you meet such a group of ruthless people......
But looking at Xu Changqing's playful smile, the sense of suppression that was even bigger than his father's, Zuo Gongzi suddenly became clever!
This man's surname is Xu, and he is from Liaodong, is it ......
Fiercely, Zuo Gongzi couldn't help but bite his tongue fiercely, yes, that master has now arrived in Shandong.
Hurriedly said: "Xu Ye, you, no, Xu Ye, the humble duty is wrong, the humble position really knows that it is wrong, we will never interfere in this matter again......"
On the other side, Liu Gongzi also wanted to understand a lot, and hurriedly shouted: "Xu Ye, Xu Ye, we know that we are wrong, we know that we are wrong!" ”
Saying that, Liu Gongzi couldn't help but scold Kong Gongzi: "The surname is Kong, what the hell are you, don't take Lao Tzu with you if you want to die!" Why don't you apologize to Xu Ye soon? ”
Kong Gongzi was about to be scared to pee at this time, how could he have thought that even Zuo Gongzi and Liu Gongzi, who had such a strong foundation, said that they would take it down?
The key is that these two arrogant sons actually admit it.
What the hell is going on here?
In the attic, the girl was also dumbfounded, and couldn't come back to her senses for a long time.
It turns out that this is the real him?
Kill and decide, in the midst of all armies, take the head of the slave chief!