Luoyang Prison in the Eastern Han Dynasty is the largest, digging the ground as a hole, hidden in the ground, gloomy and damp, dim and lightless, full of strong musty smell. Most of the people who are locked up here are heinous criminals. On the west side of the prison, there was a cell with a roar like a wild beast. The iron-cast cage swayed from side to side, like a lonely boat in an angry sea, about to capsize.

The jailers looked at each other and shouted, "No, those two madmen in Prison No. 4 are shaking the cage again...... They rushed over with spears in their hands and shouted loudly: "Da, there is a wrong, there is a debtor, you two madmen, you must know that we didn't lock you in, why don't you stay well?" But again and again we are embarrassed! Hmph, shake it again, don't blame us for being rude! ”

The two men in the prison, who had grown up and were extremely majestic, scolded loudly: "Eight lambs, if you want to kill or chop, whatever you want!" But Lao Tzu was locked up in this bird place, and he was suffocated to death! Hmph, Lao Tzu is going to get out of this iron cage, unscrew the pig's head of your turtle grandson as a stool to ......sit on" Before he finished speaking, the two men grabbed the iron bar again and shook it violently.

The jailer was startled and shouted, "Stop, stop!" He raised his spear and stabbed it headlessly at the two of them. Although the two of them were shackled, they were very flexible, grabbed qiang and pulled hard, the jailer couldn't help this divine power, so he had to let go. The two of them sneered: "At that time, we were fighting in the Western Regions, no matter how powerful the people were, we didn't know how many we killed, and we were afraid of you bastards!" The jailer was suspicious, and did not dare to get close, so he had to stand aside and do something anxious.

Needless to say, these two people, naturally Li Kang and Yang Wu, they were covered in injuries, locked up in Luoyang Prison, and raised for a long time, gradually healed from their injuries, and became angry in their hearts, but day by day, they shouted and screamed in prison every day, and they couldn't wait to kick Luoyang Prison to pieces!

At this time, a person walked slowly and hissed, "It's time to eat!" ”

Suddenly, the prisoners rushed out and threw themselves on the edge of the iron fence, their eyes glowing green with hunger, and they screamed. Li Dare opened Sensen's white teeth and said with a smile: "Old ghost, what are you going to eat tonight?" Bring it to Grandpa! ”

The jailer was very afraid of Li Kang, threw the food on the ground, and left in a hurry. Yang Wu stretched out his head to take a look, a rancid smell came to his face, and he was immediately furious, grabbed the jar and threw it out, wah-wow yelled: "Fuck, eat this shit-like thing every day!" ”

With a "pop", the jar smashed right on the jailer's head, and the jailer screamed "ah", rubbed his head, and scolded: "Fuck, two crazy people, making a lot of noise all day long, who do you think you are?" Still want big fish and big meat? Hmph, it's really an egg-picking, wishful thinking! You don't eat? It's so good, Lao Tzu didn't bring you food for three days, and starved to death two bastards! ”

Li Dare was so angry that he shouted: "Don't think Lao Tzu doesn't know!" The cage next door, that old ghost, drinks and eats meat every day! He has to eat, why doesn't Lao Tzu? ”

"Hahaha......" the jailer laughed, shaking the dust and falling.

"What are you laughing at!" Li dared to roar.

"I laugh at you for your age, but you're as stupid as a pig! As the saying goes, rich money goes to jail, and rich people go to jail! In this Luoyang prison, if you have money to eat meat, if you don't have money, go gnaw on the soil! Ahh ”

Yang Wu had a hunger fire burning in his stomach, his whole body was uncomfortable, his brows were furrowed, he actually had an idea, and complained: "So that's the case, why didn't you say it earlier!" When I was in prison, I came in with a lump of gold and kept it with me, so that I could eat it as food or drink wine. This master will take it, sell some wine, get some beef, let our brothers eat it happily, and give the rest to you. ”

The jailer was stunned for a moment, with a look of contempt, and did not believe it, but he didn't want to lose this God of Wealth easily, and was hesitating, Li Dare couldn't help it, and complained: "Brother, where did you get the money, hmph, don't tell me if you have it, it's too boring!" Hurry up and take it out, and let this brother get some good food. ”

Yang Wu turned around, walked to another corner of the cage, groped for a long time, and said happily: "Found it!" He ran past, clutching something in his hand, and there was a faint light. The jailer was overjoyed, leaned over, and stretched out his hand: "Stretch out!" ”

Suddenly, I heard a scream from the jailer "ah", which sliced through the dungeon, which was terrifying. What is the gold! I saw Yang Wu grab the jailer's hand, pull it gently, and shout: "Come here!" The jailer soared through the clouds and slammed into the iron fence, only to feel that his whole body was about to break, and one arm was about to be broken, and he was so frightened that his soul was not possessed: "Grandpa spares his life, grandpa spares his life!" ”

Li Dang laughed and said: "Damn Yang Wu, I didn't expect you to lie, hmph, even I lied!" ”

Yang Wu was murderous and shouted: "Go and ask someone to get some food, otherwise, I will have to pull you into prison and eat you raw one bite at a time!" ”

"Brother, ah, at that time in Shule, didn't you eat the flesh of the Huns and drink the blood of the Huns? Tsk, it tastes really good, I haven't eaten it for a long time, I tried it today, but it's very good, but the person in front of me is a little old, and it doesn't taste good, but there is no way, who told us to go to jail, so I have to settle it. After Li Dare finished speaking, he stretched out his big rough hand and reached out to touch the jailer, as if to tear a piece of flesh from him. The jailer's whole body trembled, as if he had been shocked, and he shrank out desperately, but where could he move? Hurriedly begged: "Hero, hero, there is food and drink, you must not mess around, don't mess around......"

At this moment, the sound of "bang-bang" footsteps sounded, and a group of jailers rushed forward, holding bows and arrows, and surrounded them. The jailer who was arrested was startled and hurriedly said: "Brothers, you can't shoot, you can't shoot......"

The prison was in chaos, and suddenly there was a loud shout: "What are you doing?" Take it down! The jailers were startled, hurriedly put down their bows and arrows, bowed down and said, "Lord Zhang! "There was a person next to Master Zhang, who grew up, like an iron tower, ran to the cage, and said in a lost voice: "Brother Dare, Brother Wu, what are you doing......

Li Kang and Yang Wu were overjoyed: "Brother, is it you?" What are you doing here? "It's Geng Gong who came! These days, he has been in and out of the palace several times, and since Si Tingwei Zhang Chang is not good at speaking, he asked Yang Yan to take some money and go to the event. Since ancient times, money can be channeled. Zhang Chang secretly thought that Li Kang and Yang Wu would be exiled for 3,000 miles in the near future, and now they can not only do favors, but also get money, why not? So he brought Geng Gong and came to see the two, but he happened to encounter this incident.