"Well, in fact, robbery is also an art, today brother will teach you how to rob." Cao Yan said in a very light tone.

With a light and breezy style.

Very intentionally.

This made the little kids present begin to secretly imitate the classroom again.

Especially when I heard that it was an art, it made everyone look forward to it even more.

Because Cao Yan said before,

Art is to represent, beautiful, tall, big, up, ox B.

Very good.

Cao Yan looked at the adoring gaze of the little kid below, and said, "Who will be the fat sheep?" ”

"Lin Xiaoyang, the eldest brother-in-law asked you to be a fat sheep." Someone in the crowd immediately shouted.

Cao Yan sighed again at the level of naming this village.

Cao Yan looked at the child named Lin Xiaoyang.

Thirteen years old.

Very clever, smart, how to say, it's a bit similar to the Pleasant Goat on TV.

For this candidate, Cao Yan is very satisfied.

He nodded in agreement.

However, the issue of force is being taken into account for these children.

Cao Yan felt that on his side,

Or a few of his subordinates.

Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to beat Lin Xiaoyang.

So he said it again.

"Who wants to be my subordinate?"

There was a sound of hula.

The children all raised their hands.

Even Lin Ruyi, who was watching the excitement outside the classroom, raised his hands.

Except for the second lady Lin Yueru.

Very good.

Cao Yan said,

I am still loved and loved by everyone as always.

Cao Yan casually pointed to several people present.

said: "I'll show you first, and after you learn it yourself, you can study in groups, and you should learn from the top and lead the scumbag, and the advanced will lead the backward." ”

"Well, got it, eldest brother-in-law." The little kids agreed.

This sentence is a bit long.

Cao Yan gasped.

After that, it's a matter of getting started with the drill.

The venue Cao Yan had already chosen.

It is a small mountain road near the school.

With a ramp.

A bit of a small hill on either side.

Very good for ambushes.

Cao Yan said to Lin Xiaoyang, "Wait a minute, you come from over there, slowly come here." ”

Cao Yan followed his words and pointed the route.

Lin Xiaoyang looked at the route pointed by Cao Yan and nodded, indicating that he understood.

This made Cao Yan very satisfied.

In other words, this Pleasant Goat is still quite smart.

Seeing that it was no problem to pretend to be a fat sheep, Cao Yan shouted to a few of his subordinates, "Brothers, copy guys." ”

As soon as the words fell,

A few of the selected subordinates immediately picked up the benches beside them.

And Lin Erzhuang picked up the two tables beside him!

Cao Yan looked at the guys who were being held by everyone, and said to Lin Erzhuang, "Erzhuang, wait a minute, you have to hold me and jump out, just take a table." ”

"Okay, eldest brother-in-law." Lin Erzhuang heard Cao Yan's order, and hurriedly put down the table in his hand.

The hillsides on both sides of the road are a bit high, almost like a three-story building.

Cao Yan was a little afraid to jump.

I'm afraid that one is not good, and if I can't pretend to be B, I will become a stupid B, and I will be a stupid B with a broken leg.

This side is ready.

Cao Yan looked in Lin Ruyi's direction again and asked her, "Are you ready, Ruyi?" ”

"Uncle, get ready."

"Oh, do you know how to do it later?"

"I know, as soon as my uncle shouted, I jumped up and rang this big bell."

After Lin Ruyi finished speaking, he lifted the big clock used in the school upside down with one hand.

Cao Yan's eyes jumped as he looked at it.

In other words, the big bell is three or four hundred pounds, right?

Being held up by such a delicate little girl with one hand makes people feel a little unreal.

Of course, now is not the time to consider what is real or not.

Cao Yan, who felt that there was no problem, rushed to the ambush site with a group of so-called subordinates.

yelled at Lin Xiaoyang from afar.

"Pleasant Goat, you can start."

cough - this is the nickname that Cao Yan gave Lin Xiaoyang.

Lin Xiaoyang likes it very much.

I saw him walking this way with a chair in one hand, as a cargo.

When he walked to the place where Cao Yan and others were ambushed.

Cao Yan whispered to Ruyi beside him, "Ruyi." ”

"Got it, uncle." Ruyi agreed.

Grab the big bell and leap upwards with all your might.

Fly over Lin Xiaoyang.

"Wow." A bang.

The bell rings throughout the mountain.

Cao Yan suddenly felt a tightness in his chest.

", sonic power?" Cao Yan sighed secretly and quickly took a few deep breaths in order to calm his chest tightness.

Of course, now is not the time to struggle with chest tightness.

While Lin Xiaoyang was a little stunned by this bell.

Cao Yan shouted.

"Kill."

The surrounding little brothers jumped out of the hillside with the so-called weapons they had prepared.

Surround Lin Xiaoyang.

Murderous.

It's terrifying to look at.

But.

Cao Yan stood on the hillside.

A little confused, he looked at the group of people below the hillside.

Speaking of Er Zhuang, you didn't take your brother to jump down.

This situation, this scene-

This reminded Cao Yan of Wu Mengda in a movie,

It seems to be in the truant Weilong.

A classic scene.

I didn't get in the car!

I didn't get in the car, I didn't get in the car yet!

is very similar to the current Cao Yan......

……

But after waiting for a while,

The people around him apparently noticed that something was wrong.

Why didn't you hear your eldest brother-in-law speak?

So they all looked at Lin Erzhuang, who was holding a table in one hand and empty in the other.

It feels like there's one less person!

Then I looked back at the hillside.

Very good.

The eldest brother-in-law, still on the hillside.

Standing there with a black face and not coming down, he was staring at Lin Erzhuang with resentment.

"Haha." The happy smile of the second lady came from the side.

I saw her, holding her belly.

Tears burst into laughter.

Apparently I found a huge bug in the performance,

Everyone also looked at Lin Erzhuang with a complaining face.

Originally, the acting was quite enthusiastic.

Being made like this,

has changed from a hot-blooded drama to a comic drama.

"That...... Brother-in-law, if you don't come here once, I promise to remember to bring you down this time. Lin Erzhuang rubbed his head and said a little embarrassed.

Cao Yan looked at the little sister-in-law who was laughing in the distance,

By the way, don't you look at my brother unpleasantly? Don't you feel bored following every day?

Of course, I can only complain secretly, I can't say it, and I can't beat her now.

can only lie on the salary and taste the courage, and save the value of a good person.

Cao Yan sighed secretly.

But now I definitely can't let my sister-in-law see jokes anymore.

Cao Yan said,

"No need,"

I slowly slid down the hillside.

Stood behind everyone.

"Alright, everybody, let's move on." Cao Yan clapped his hands and said.

"But before I begin, let me explain the purpose of what I just did."

As soon as the words fell, Cao Yan stopped.

He felt that since he hadn't jumped out by himself just now.

But you also have to express your own image.

Otherwise, wouldn't this be blind Lin Ruyi's sonic skills?

Seeing that the crowd had all looked over,

Cao Yan continued to speak, "The action of this scene made a loud noise in the sky, and Lao Tzu appeared brightly. ”

Then he stared at Lin Erzhuang viciously.

Still a little annoyed that Lin Erzhuang didn't bring himself down.

It's a waste of a great shot that I designed.

Lin Erzhuang was glared at like this, and scratched his head again embarrassedly.

smiled awkwardly and apologized, "Big brother-in-law, I'm sorry!" ”

And when the people around heard this, their eyes lit up.

Saying

That's a very apt statement.

Sister Ruyi knocked so loudly just now, and she jumped out from both sides of the road, didn't it fit these two sentences?

There was a loud bang in the sky, did Lao Tzu make his debut?

Well, Lin Erzhuang, did a good job.

If it weren't for him,

Didn't everyone's limelight be stolen by the eldest brother-in-law?

After all, the eldest brother-in-law is so handsome, his movements are so elegant, and his posture is so moving,......

Thinking about it like this, I feel more and more that Lin Erzhuang is doing a beautiful job.

All the little children secretly praised Lin Erzhuang in their hearts.

"Ahem," Cao Yan coughed lightly, pulling everyone's thoughts back.

Then the classic phrase popped up.

"I planted this tree,

This road is what I opened,

To cross this road,

Leave to buy road money. ”

After speaking, Cao Yan also gently blew the messy hair in front of his forehead.

Then I stroked it with my hand,

I raise my head to 45°.

Finally, he pulled a few knives from the wooden stick in his hand.

Handsome - perfect -

Cao Yan silently rated himself in his heart.

The people who eat melons took a look,

immediately learned Cao Yan's action.

To the surrounded Lin Xiaoyang,

And he roared out.

"I planted this tree,

This road is what I opened,

To cross this road,

Leave to buy road money. ”

Then I also learned Cao Yan's movements.

Well

Learns fast.

After shouting these words, Cao Yan also felt a feeling of living up to this life.

Very good

Now it's time to take these little brothers there that day to play a ticket.

Try to feel it.

See that everything is done.

Cao Yan nodded with satisfaction.

looked at the two wooden benches in Lin Xiaoyang's hands.

Suddenly lost interest.

He pouted and said.

"Well, everybody's learning well. Now go and practice by yourself, learn well, and my brother will take you out to open meat that day. ”

After speaking, Cao Yan didn't stop,

Lifting his head at 45°.

With your hands behind your back,

One step at a time, he left leisurely.

There was a loud cheer behind him.