Chapter 753: Daoists, Monks, and Nuns
The sudden roar caught Li Feng a little off guard, and he was stunned and didn't know what to do, he always felt that this scene was familiar.
Could it be that this Taoist priest is going to say that the old monk should let go of the master and come by himself?
The expected situation did not happen, and I saw the old god stick running straight ahead in three steps and two steps, as if there was something very urgent.
A group of people also looked in that direction, and at this time they found a bald man with a package on his back, and a man with a hat on his head was standing next to him...... Nun!
That's right, the two people in this winter look very ordinary, if the monk is wearing a hat, it is estimated that he will not be able to see that he is a monk, and the appearance is not as obvious as in the TV series.
The old man shouted loudly when he rushed in front of the two men, and then he stood in the middle of the monk and the nun, and began to spit at the big bald head.
"I said old monk, why are you with your junior sister?" The old god stick was very unhappy, probably because he had a leg with this nun, or had a crush on this nun, anyway, only he knew the specific situation.
I saw this bald monk clasp his hands together and recite a Buddhist sentence when he opened his mouth:
"Immeasurable...... Amitabha, it turned out to be a dirty junior brother, is it okay to not see him recently? ”
"I just haven't seen you for the rest of my life, I'll be fine, who wants to see you with a big bald head? I guess I can't even stand up to a spiked shoe on my head. ”
The old god began to spit on the monk, thinking that there were countless resentments in his heart, and of course it was possible that he was jealous.
Li Feng and a few people also slowly approached, and at this time he realized that this nun's demeanor was outstanding, and it was normal for the old god to be worried about her appearance.
I don't know why, Li Feng always felt that this nun with a joyless and sad face looked less than thirty years old, and he felt that this old god stick was eating tender grass in the old cow!
The nun originally had no joy or sadness, but when she saw Ma Laosan, she couldn't help but smile again.
Ma Laosan, who was on the side, also walked up at this time, made a gesture to go home and bowed to the old nun:
"The teacher is too good!"
"Hello uncle!"
The nun and the monk also bowed sideways at this time, and then they heard your aunt say to Ma Laosan very lovingly:
"Xiaoda, I heard your master say that you ran away from home, and I thought you would encounter some danger, but now I am much relieved to see that you are safe." I don't know why, Ma Laosan has a lot of respect for this beautiful nun, just like an elder, completely different from the old pervert of his master.
This is a little wrong, Ma Laosan is such an obscene guy, even the big girl and little daughter-in-law in the village dare to joke, there is no reason to be honest with such a big beauty.
There's a story in this!
The old monk also walked up after seeing Ma Laosan, and then his nose moved, and then he shook his head with a sigh, and said:
"It's really the right thing for a little master and nephew to become a monk, after all, you have a common fate, and you may be able to do a great career in the future."
"Thank you for your compliment!" Ma Laosan lowered his head to be taught, and he didn't have the lively appearance he used to have.
The old god stick and seeing that this big bald head was teaching his apprentice, he was very unhappy and picked his nose and walked up to block the middle of the monk and the nun, and began to spit on the big bald head again:
"Hey, I said old monk, why do you call me an apprentice? My apprentice is now carrying a gun, and I heard that the size is still a chief! In the future, I will follow my disciples to enjoy happiness. ”
"Hehe, filthy junior brother, we are monks, so naturally we will suffer, and as for the matter of enjoying happiness, the poor monk will not be with you." This old monk looks very kind, but it can be seen from Ma Laosan's appearance that the big bald head definitely has a few brushes in his hands.
Just when Li Feng was puzzled, this monk also saw him, slowly walked towards him, and then frowned and didn't know what he was thinking, just when Li Feng was just about to speak, the old monk took the first step and said:
"Donor, you have a lot of blood on your body, and I think you have experienced a bloody disaster recently, but fortunately, there is no joy."
Damn, Li Feng now also thinks that this monk is a god stick nine times out of ten, similar to that old Taoist.
The smell of blood on his body has not completely dissipated, just now this big bald head sniffed it with his nose, and it is estimated that he smelled blood, so he said that he had recently suffered a bloody disaster.
As for whether there is danger or not, isn't it nonsense, if there is danger, he can still stand here?
"The master is really powerful, I have indeed experienced a bloody disaster recently, and I asked the master to help me once, how can I solve the next trouble?" The little fat man stabbed him secretly, aren't you amazing? I'll make a move for Young Master Ben now.
The old monk was stunned, he didn't expect this fat man's question to be so acute, but he had a way, such as ......
"Doesn't the donor have a way, and he still does the same as before!"
Damn, what's the difference between that and not saying it?
"Senior brother, don't make fun of the juniors anymore, we still have things to do, let's leave after eating in the village."
At this time, the very beautiful nun spoke, her big bald head folded her hands, and Amitabha Buddha was ready to leave.
But at this time, the little fat man smiled and said to the two:
"Two, this village is very poor, if their food is given to you, they will not survive this winter, so if you want to eat, you should come with me."
The monk and the nun glanced at each other, in fact, they didn't want to deal with the army very much, after all, the army in this world is almost the same, except for the fish and meat town, which is arrogant and rude!
"Ouch, what are you two hesitating about? My apprentice is here, what's the big deal to keep him here! The old god stick saw that the two of them were hesitating and immediately couldn't wait to shout, and finally didn't forget to ask Li Feng to prepare two more bowls of braised pork for him, saying that it was too much consumption when soaking in the hot springs, and he needed to make up for it.
Li Feng has also been soaking in the hot springs for a long time, although he has consumed a lot of physical strength, but you have eaten two bowls of meat before an old god stick cannon, will you be so hungry?
still let the kitchen prepare some food, and what shocked Li Feng was that these three people didn't look like monks at all.
Damn, looking at the old monk gnawing on pork ribs, you know that this guy definitely didn't eat less meat before.
On the contrary, the beautiful nuns only drink porridge with meat, and don't seem to like those new wedding foods such as braised pork.
"I haven't consulted the two Dharma numbers yet!"
"Poor monks quit dry!"
"Poor Nihuan again!"
Burst~
Li Feng squirted out a mouthful of tea on the spot, and sprayed it all on the head of the second fat, causing the latter to complain.