"Xiang Kang Xiao'er doesn't send a messenger to the king to cheat, if his thief really dares to come, the king will definitely cook his thief to death in public! To show the determination of this king and Xiang Kang Xiaoer not to share the sky! ”

Just because of this sentence, poor Mr. Uncle Sun fell into bad luck. Finally took a small road to bypass the Yu clan that was still controlled by the Henan army to the south, and after hard work into the territory of Yingchuan County, Mr. Shusun was able to get in touch with the Shenyang army soldiers on the border smoothly, and showed them his intentions, and was also escorted to Yangcheng by the border guards of the Shenyang army who knew the etiquette, and was sent to Yang Zhai by the defenders of Yangcheng, and he was reluctant to treat Mr. Uncle Sun and his party politely.

Mr. Shusun's good luck also ended here, on the afternoon after leaving Yangcheng, Mr. Shusun and his entourage first saw the dust and smoke in the south, the banner covered the ground, and a huge number of Shenyang army troops came from south to north, and then Mr. Shusun just trembled and understood that Shenyang was planning to send troops to reinforce Sima Wei, and a team of Shenyang soldiers with clear banners rushed straight over, holding Shenyang's orders to take over the control of Mr. Shusun and his party, and tied up Mr. Shusun and several of his entourage with earthy faces, and escorted them to Shenyang's imperial chariot.

"Xiang Kang Xiao'er, he really sent a messenger to this king to commit treachery. Anyway, the road is boring, and when he sets up camp and rests for a while, he prepares the big ding for the king, and the king wants to cook and kill this thief while listening to his screams and drink. Hahaha! ”

Hearing Shen Yang's wild laughter in the carriage, poor Mr. Uncle Sun directly peed his crotch, his whole body trembled like a pendulum, and he couldn't make a decent sound for a long time, but a few entourages brought by Mr. Uncle Sun were more courageous, and they rushed to shout: "The king spares his life!" The king spares his life! The little ones are just retinues, servants who don't know anything, if you want to kill your uncle and grandson, at least you have to leave a few people to go back and report the news for you! ”

Shen Yang laughed more and more, too lazy to continue to pay attention to Mr. Uncle Sun, patted the handrail of the imperial chariot, gave him the understanding of the servant who drove the car, and immediately drove forward, Shen Yang's guards dragged Mr. Uncle Sun forward like an eagle catching a chicken, Mr. Uncle Sun's mind was also spinning one after another, I don't understand what happened, why did Shen Yang, who had never had a grudge against the Han army, do such a ruthless thing, and decided to cook himself to death as soon as he met?

Driven by the will to survive, after gradually calming down, Mr. Shusun suddenly thought of a way, and hurriedly asked the several Shenyang guards who escorted him forward: "Several generals, what crime did the foreign minister commit?" Why did your king decide to put his ministers to death as soon as they met? ”

Of course, a few of Shenyang's guards didn't bother to pay attention to Mr. Shusun, but fortunately, Mr. Shusun had a way, and said in a low voice: "A few generals, the foreign minister is already a mortal person, and the things outside the body have no effect, I still have a few pieces of gold in my coat, and there is also a jade pendant on my waist, it is useless to keep it, you can take it." ”

After exchanging glances with each other, one of the guards first dragged the jade pendant hanging from Mr. Shusun's waist, and then quietly put his hand into Mr. Shusun's coat, took out all the pieces of gold in good color, and quickly divided them privately. Mr. Shusun also asked in a low voice: "A few generals, can you let the foreign minister be an understanding ghost and tell the foreign minister why this is the case?" ”

"You're out of luck, you're a step late." For the sake of Jin Yu, the guard led by him whispered: "Before you, the envoys of the king of Henan and the king of Nanyang have met our king, and our king has promised to join forces with them to crusade against your Han thief army, in order to show the sincerity of the alliance, our king also promised to kill your Han thief envoy as soon as we meet, so this is the situation." ”

"The messenger of the King of Nanyang?" Mr. Shusun heard that something was wrong, and said very strangely: "We didn't start a war with the army of King Nanyang, what did his envoy come to make peace?" ”

"It doesn't matter if you tell you." The guard said with a big grin: "The king of Nanyang is already preparing to send troops to attack your Wuguan, so that you can take care of the east and the west, and of course his envoy hopes that our king will kill you." ”

Mr. Shusun, who knew a little bit about military affairs, suddenly realized, and said secretly: "No wonder Shenyang Pifu will personally lead the army north, it turns out that Liu Ji's Pifu has also intervened, preparing to take the opportunity to attack our Wuguan, which makes us embarrassed, Shenyang Pifu feels that he has won his mind, so he made up his mind to send troops to reinforce Sima Wei so quickly." ”

"But this puppet is too poisonous, in order to please his allies, even the envoy of our Han Kingdom is ready to be cooked to death. I knew that coming to Yingchuan this time would be so dangerous, the old man was the one who would no longer eat Xiang Kang'er in this life, and he shouldn't have come to be this messenger! Is there any way to do it? Is there any way to convince Shen Yang to let him release the innocent messenger of the old man? ”

In the confusion of calculations, time flies, in a blink of an eye, it is close to evening, Shen Yang Jun also stopped to rest for the night, and then did not wait for poor Mr. Uncle Sun to come up with any reliable way to save his life, the guards had already escorted him to the open space in the middle of the camp, and at the same time, the soldiers of the Shen Yang Army really brought a big ding for cooking, moved firewood and poured water to prepare to cook Mr. Uncle Sun to death in public, and there were also Shen Yang soldiers who placed a banquet behind the Ding, so as to give Shen Yang and Shen Yang the important civil and military enjoyment.

It was also Mr. Shusun's luck, before the water in the ding was enough, Shen Yang had already led several civil and military officials to come to the table, and Mr. Shusun, who had completely come to his senses, hurriedly shouted: "King Han, the two countries are fighting each other, and if they don't kill them, what crime does the foreign minister commit, why do you treat the foreign minister like this?" If the king treats his ministers like this, he is not afraid that others will treat your messengers in the future? ”

"Why did you do this?" Shen Yang sat down behind the case that was already full of wine and food, and said with a sneer: "Xiang Kang Xiao'er sent you to coax this king, and to commit treachery in front of this king, this king just cooked you to death, which is already cheap for you!" ”

Mr. Shusun's quick wit and eloquence were not bad, and he immediately said: "My lord, after the foreign minister met you, he did not explain my intentions, let alone ask the king for something, how can you conclude that the foreign minister is here to deceive and deceive you?" If you don't ask, you will cook the foreign minister to death? ”

Shen Yang was speechless, smiled and said, "Okay, tell me your intentions, let you die clearly." ”

"Foreign minister......."

Mr. Shusun opened his mouth, and just according to Xiang Kang's request, he said that he was here to persuade Shen Yang to remain neutral and not care about Sima Wei's life or death, and then exaggerated the strength and invincibility of the Han army to intimidate Shen Yang, but when the words came to his lips, Mr. Shusun suddenly found that he could never say this - Shen Yang originally planned to cook himself to death indiscriminately, and he went to scare Shen Yang again Isn't he looking for death?

"Fuck! Get out! ”

Gritting his teeth and heart, Mr. Shusun simply opened his mouth and said loudly: "King, the foreign minister is to persuade you to turn your back on Chu and return to Han on behalf of the King of Han, break away from the Western Chu array, and instead rely on our King of Han, and join hands with our King Han to win the world!" ”

"What? Are you here to persuade this king to turn his back on Chu and return to Han and rely on Xiang Kang Xiao'er instead?! ”

Shen Yang almost suspected that his ears had heard it wrong, and the few Shenyang soldiers next to him, as well as Cheng Lian and Sui He, who were invited by Shen Yang to appreciate how to cook Mr. Uncle Sun alive, were all dumbfounded, they didn't expect Xiang Kang's appetite to be so huge, and he dared to dream of wooing Shen Yang, who relied on Xiang Yu to become the king of Han? And after finally coming back to their senses, of course Shen Yang and the others all laughed, and Shen Yang also laughed wildly and asked, "What kind of thing is Xiang Kang Xiao'er?" Dare to dream of letting this king return to Han? Attached to him instead? He talked so loudly that he flashed his tongue? ”

"King Mingjian, our Han King is a hero of the world, why can't you turn your back on Chu and return to Han and rely on him instead?"

Mr. Shusun didn't think about it at all, but just said loudly: "Dare to ask the king, in the whole world, who held high the banner of righteousness earlier than King Zhang Chu and took the lead in raising troops against Qin?" And who was it that after Zhang Han led the main force of the tyrannical Qin to the east of the letter to Guguan, he broke through Zhang Han's partial division with the strength of one army, resisted the main force of Zhang Han alone, and won the opportunity for the princes of the world to develop and grow? May I ask the king again, who was the first to enter the pass and destroy the tyrannical Qin? Such a heroic hero, a man who stands up to the sky, what qualifications are not enough for you to belong to the king? ”

Shen Yang closed his mouth, and the Sui He next to him looked bad, and hurriedly said: "Shameless old thief, don't be greedy for heaven here, if it wasn't for the king of Western Chu who led the princes outside the pass to contain the tyrannical Qin Zhang Han and Wang Li's two main forces, Xiang Kang's anti-thief had the opportunity to enter the pass and destroy Qin?" ”

"Haha!" Mr. Shusun laughed out loud and said loudly: "During the Julu War, the total number of soldiers of the princes was only more than 200,000, but the total strength of the two main forces of the Tyrannical Qin exceeded 400,000. Xiang Yu, the king of Western Chu, relied on our Han King to win by luck, and the phrase greedy for heaven seems to be more appropriate to be placed on his body, right? ”

"Why did that Kang rebel thief break away from the Central Plains battlefield and dare not continue to penetrate the rear of the main force of Tyranny Qin?" Sui He asked sharply.

"Isn't Guanzhong Xianyang the rear of the tyrannical Qin?" Mr. Shusun immediately asked rhetorically, and said even more eloquently: "Our Han King rushed to Guanzhong, destroyed Qin in one fell swoop, let countless soldiers outside the Guanzhong suffer from the turmoil of the army, and let countless Li Shu Qiantou escape the disaster of war and poison in advance, is it still guilty?" ”

Sui He was speechless, and couldn't help but be a little dumbfounded, and said in his heart: "No, our detailed work is not to report that this uncle and grandson Tongpifu have nothing but to be good at sycophants, how can he say this?" ”

Mr. Shusun's usual cleverness is indeed all used for flattery, and after being forced into a desperate situation, the potential hidden in the body has also completely exploded, and he took the initiative to say to Shen Yang: "King, the foreign minister knows that the reason why you are unwilling to turn your back on Chu and return to Han and rely on our Han King is that the King of Western Chu is powerful, and our King of Han is weak, and it is safer to rely on the King of Western Chu." ”

"But at this time and at that time, the king of Western Chu was powerful before, but he relied on the soldiers, horses, foxes, and fake tigers of the princes outside the Guan, and he looked fierce and invincible, and in fact, the army in his hand did not have much advantage. Now the situation is even worse, the princes outside the Guanwai have scattered all over China, either falling into the quagmire of chaos, or supporting the army to protect themselves, holding back, refusing to obey the words of the king of Western Chu, and the king of Western Chu has gone against the grain, brutally killing the co-lord of the world, Emperor Chu Yi, isolating himself from the world, isolating himself from the princes, and it is impossible for the princes outside the Guanwai to work together and bow down to him, he is already a complete loner, and he will die sooner or later! ”

"Our Han King is completely different! Sitting on the fertile soil of Guanzhong, there is a granary in Hanzhong, the land of Bashu Tianfu, densely populated, and the soldiers are full of food, even if our Han King refuses to follow the example of the King of Western Chu and does not consider Li Shu, there are no poor soldiers to collect civilian soldiers, and there are as many as 150,000 people wearing armor! And our Han King also used soldiers like gods, a hundred battles to win, this time the soldiers sent a letter to Guguan, only with the Hedong Division, in Hanoi defeated Sima Wei's army, soldiers in Huai County, coerced Ao Cang, not to mention the main force, before and after only a few days, quickly took Xin'an, Mianchi and Shaanxi County three cities, broke through Sima Wei's Cuihan Road natural danger, and broke Sima Wei's main force in Henan, beheaded tens of thousands of prisoners overnight, killed Sima Wei is a head rat, can only shrink Luoyang not out, lingering for a long time, panic can not be ...... all day long. ”

"You talk nonsense! You are talking nonsense! ”

Cheng Lian, the envoy of the Henan army who was present, was anxious when he heard this, and quickly jumped up and yelled to interrupt Mr. Shusun, and hurriedly said to Shen Yang: "King, you must not listen to the evil words of the Han thief envoy to confuse the public, the main force of our Henan army suffered a defeat in Henan County, but the loss was not big, and it was definitely not as exaggerated as this Han thief envoy said." ”

Shen Yang blinked his eyes and didn't speak, but Mr. Shusun immediately guessed Cheng Lian's identity, and hurriedly said: "Listening to Mr. Listen, you seem to be the envoy sent by the Henan Army, dare to ask the name of Gao, what position do you hold?" ”

"Henan servant, Cheng Lian!"

Cheng Lian's proud answer made Mr. Uncle Sun laugh directly, and Mr. Uncle Sun said with a smile: "Mrs. Cheng, it seems that you underestimate the meticulous skills of our Han army, if the old man is not mistaken, Mrs. Cheng, you seem to be a party to the Henan War, right?" Sima Wei's main force was defeated by our Han army soldiers and fled that night, Mrs. Cheng, you hugged your head and ran away in a hurry, did you run away with your shoes? Also, when you were fleeing for your life, Mrs. Cheng, you took off your official clothes and put on the clothes of ordinary soldiers, the smell of sweat on your clothes is not good, right? ”

"Dare to insult me to my face?!"

Cheng Lian was furious, and subconsciously touched the hilt of the sword, and Mr. Shusun was afraid that he would be angry and would do it directly, so he turned to Shen Yang and said: "King, who is the foreign minister and Cheng Taifu who is telling lies, the king, you can directly send someone into Luoyang City to inquire." If the king is willing, the foreign minister can repair a book now, and let your envoy carry the letter of the foreign minister directly to Luoyang City to understand the situation, and the foreign minister can guarantee that our Han soldiers besieging the city will never stop you, and let your envoy come and go freely! If the minister deceives you, don't say that you cooked the minister to death, or cut the minister's waist and split the car, and then feed the minister's body to the dog, and the minister will never complain! ”

"And vice versa!" Mr. Shusun also said quickly: "If it is proved that it is Mrs. Cheng who is deceiving the king, the ministers don't want Mrs. Cheng to receive the punishment of being cut in half, just need Mrs. Cheng to apologize to the king!" Mrs. Cheng, do you have the guts to make this bet with the old man? ”

Mr. Uncle Sun's last sentence, of course, was said to Cheng Lian, Cheng Lian's face was even more pale, he simply drew his sword in his hand, and rushed up to kill Mr. Uncle Sun who exposed his lies in front of him. ”

"Stop him!"

Shen Yang really opened his mouth to stop him, and the guards who escorted Mr. Shusun also immediately stepped forward and stopped Cheng Lian with a halberd, and Shen Yang shouted with a gloomy face: "Cheng Taifu, this is the land of this king, and it is not your turn to call the question of the life or death of the Han thief's envoy!" Also, this king asks you again, what is the situation of your main force now? ”

Cheng Lian didn't dare to say anything at all, and when he saw that the situation was not good, he hurriedly got up and said: "Don't worry, the king, even if the Henan army has suffered certain losses, it doesn't matter, our army of the king of Nanyang is already marching towards Wuguan, and it will soon make Xiang Kang's rear of the rebels catch fire, and it will be difficult to take care of it." ”

"It turns out that you are Liu Ji's messenger." Mr. Shusun immediately guessed Sui He's identity, and immediately said: "Nanyang envoy, the old man doesn't know the current situation in Nanyang, you can be when you didn't deceive King Han, your army is indeed marching towards Wuguan, but the old man can guarantee that even if your army is marching towards Wuguan, it will not threaten our Guanzhong in the slightest!" ”

After that, Mr. Shusun hurriedly turned to Shenyang and said: "King, the foreign minister is not afraid that you know the deployment of our Han army, before sending troops outside the pass, our Han king has long been fully prepared, and General Zheng Bu, the general of our Han army, is currently stationed in Lantian and can send troops to reinforce Wuguan at any time!" General Zheng Bu's name, you must have heard of it, the king, it was he who broke Chai Wu in the first battle of Wuguan, killed Chai Wu's entire army, and won Chai Wu's head! ”

"The King." Mr. Shusun slowed down a little again, and said to Shen Yang very sincerely: "How heroic and invincible General Chai Wu is, you have witnessed it with your own eyes, the king before, during the Great War in the Central Plains, every time there was a big battle, it was General Chai Wu and Yingbu who took the lead and repeatedly established miraculous feats, he is not our General Zheng Bu's opponent, let alone Liu Ji?" ”

Shen Yang still refused to speak, but his eyes turned faster, and he complained in his heart when he saw it, and hurriedly said: "General Chai Wu's time was just an accident, and he accidentally fell into Zheng Bupifu's ambush, how can our King Nanyang repeat the mistakes of the past?" Besides, our King of Nanyang also contacted the King of Linjiang, and the King of Linjiang will soon send troops to Fangling, Zheng Bupifu has soldiers and horses all the way, how can he stop our King Nanyang and King Linjiang from joining forces? ”

"Our Han soldiers in Bashu, Hanzhong, were eaten by the Nanyang envoy with your mouth open?" Mr. Shusun immediately asked rhetorically, and said: "Nanyang envoy, the old man did not deceive King Han, the king of Linjiang Yingbu, who had just won Nanjun and Changsha County, was selfless, and when his foothold was not stable, he did not hesitate to send troops to the palace mausoleum with money and grain, and entered the Ten Pass!" But the old man must ask you, since ancient times, what army has been able to enter the military tomb from the remote and narrow mountain path and take the Xunguan? ”

Sui He Yusai hesitated for a moment before saying: "There is no absolute in the world, there has been no before, it doesn't mean that King Linjiang can't do it now." ”

"How to carry the grain and grass of the King of Linjiang?" Mr. Shusun said with a smile: "From Nanjun to Fangling for hundreds of miles, all of them are remote and difficult narrow mountain roads, full of miasma, snakes and insects everywhere, and it is extremely difficult to travel lightly, not to mention carrying heavy grain and grass military supplies? Could it be that the noble envoy of Nanyang has the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, invited the god of snake manipulation, moved away from the lofty mountains of Wushan, and opened a spacious avenue leading to Fangling? ”

Sui He was completely speechless, Shen Yang played with the chopsticks in front of him, his face was full of contemplation, but his guards didn't have long eyes, and actually came up and played: "King, the water in the Ding has been filled, and the firewood and grass have been prepared, do you want to put the Han thief envoy in it now?" ”

Hearing this, of course, Mr. Shusun's face turned pale again, and he almost peed his crotch again, but fortunately, Shen Yang scolded him angrily: "Pretend to be your Weng (father)!" Fool who doesn't have long eyes, get out of the way! ”

"Oops! Things have to be repeated! As soon as he heard it, he understood that the situation was completely bad, and he couldn't help but glared at the big ding that was going to be used to cook Mr. Uncle Sun to death, and said in his heart: "You shouldn't use Ding to cook, you should directly execute this old horseman." ”

"Don't kill the old man?" Mr. Shusun was overjoyed in his heart, and immediately understood that he had hope of survival, and driven by the desire to survive, Mr. Shusun hurriedly said to Shen Yang: "King, the foreign minister has a few heartfelt words that I want to confide in the king. Wang, you really don't fall for Sima Wei and Liu Ji, one of them asks you for help, and the other instigates you to march into Sanchuan, but it is for their own interests. ”

"Sima Wei's purpose is needless to say, but he is a dying person who falls into the water, and wants to grab you as a life-saving straw, even if he drags you into the water, he doesn't mind. Liu Ji's intentions are even more vicious, the reason why our Han King and the brothers of the King of Western Chu are killing each other, the reason is all because of Liu Ji, among the princes outside the Guan, Liu Ji is also the only one who robbed our Han King of land and established a country, if the king is Liu Ji, will you hope that the other princes outside the Guanwai and our Han King will fight you to the death, so that you can benefit from the fisherman? ”

"You talk nonsense!" Sui He hurriedly refuted: "Our king persuaded King Han to send troops in order to crusade against Xiang Kang's rebel thief who was established as king without permission!" ”

"And then?" Shusun Tong asked Sui He again and said, "Then what are you Nanyang King going to do?" Hide behind your back and watch others fight, and when King Han is beaten by our King Han, you will go north to annex King Han's territory, right? ”

"!" He was so angry that he hurriedly said to Shen Yang: "King Han, you must not listen to this Han thief envoy to sow discord, our King Nanyang and you are allies, how can we covet your territory?" ”

"During the Warring States Period, Qin and Chu also formed an alliance with each other, and the alliance was formed more than once, but what was the result in the end?" Mr. Shusun said with a smile: "Between Chu and Qi, there have also been alliances, as well as Han Chu, Wei Qi, Zhao Wei, Zhao Qi, Yan Zhao and Qin Wei, Qin Qi, Qin Han, Qin Zhao, all of them have formed alliances, and then there is a chance, which ally is not desperately stabbing the ally in the back?" ”

"What's more, Liu Ji is a well-known scoundrel, as soon as Chai Wu died, he couldn't wait to collect the remnants of Chai Wu, I heard that he could be the king when he entered the customs first, and he couldn't wait to find an excuse to rush to the front, Ning Qin War, he let the Qi army garrison in danger, and he was the first to set up a camp in the road, and when Cui Han said, the main force of Zhao State had just shown defeat, and he was the first to flee."

After listing Liu Laosan's previous rogue behavior, Mr. Shusun turned to Shen Yang and said, "Great King, when dealing with such an ally, do you dare to hand over your back to him with confidence?" ”

Shen Yang kept silent with a gloomy face, just continued to play with the jade chopsticks in his hand, and then blurted out: "Could it be that Xiang Kang's credit and morality are very good?" King Han dares to rest assured that he will hand over his back to Xiang Kang as a traitor? ”

"Hahahahaha——!"

Mr. Uncle Sun looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and the impulsive Sui He couldn't wait to give himself two mouths, and said bitterly in his heart: "Impulsive, how can I forget the strongest strength of Xiang Kang's traitor?" You shouldn't use Ding to cook this old horseman! ”

Sure enough, after Mr. Shusun laughed wildly, he quickly said to Shen Yang: "Great King, if you doubt the credibility and morality of our Han King, then the foreign minister will only answer you with four words - the land of Huaisi!" ”

Shen Yang raised his head suddenly, and two fine lights immediately shot out of his eyes! With one hand, he used his fingers to pinch a pair of jade chopsticks in his hand directly into four!