In every company or class, there is almost a naughty person who is not easy to discipline, and even if it is a rigorous and solemn officialdom, there will inevitably be one or two strange existences.

Su Tongju of Longzhou, Su Da Fat Man is such a person, most of the officials look very round because of the sufficient meat nutrition, and occasionally there are a few fat ones, but no matter how fat they are, they can't get Su Da Fat Man.

One person is comparable to the size of two people, making him quickly become a scene in the officialdom of Lizhou West Road and even among the private households.

In ancient times, when people were officials, they had to pay attention to "official appearance", if you observe carefully, almost all officials are full of heaven, and the square circle of the earth is very majestic at first glance, as for the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks, the bitter face of the official unless it is a grace official, others will be eliminated in the first round.

So like Su Fatzi, who is about to become a pig, he can still sit in the official position safely, and he doesn't have to think about it to know that there are definitely big people behind him.

So when Wu Lan heard that the owner behind this business house was Su Da Fat, his face was crooked.

"Yang Zheng's nephew is really too disagreeable, he knows how to eat and make money every day, and he doesn't know how to be more restrained when he gets fat like that, if it weren't for me...... Alas, forget it, as long as he is stable and doesn't cause trouble, do business, do business! ”

Who is Yang Zheng? actually let the always majestic Wu Dashuai take care of his face......

Yang Zheng, Yang Zhifu, forty-eight years old this year, followed Wu Jie's army to resist Jin, almost all the battles in which the Wu brothers participated, he was not absent, there were countless big battles and small formations, and he repeatedly made military exploits.

Outstanding meritorious service, so he was ordered to hold the festival, lead the military festival envoys, and guard the infantry army are waiting.

After the peace meeting of Song and Jin, he served as the pacification envoy of Lizhou East Road, and placed Si Xingyuan Mansion, which became one of the three marshal's mansions in the Southern Song Dynasty, Sichuan and Shaanxi defense lines. Like today's Wu Lan, Lizhou East Road, he is the boss!

The two of them are of the same age, and because they have fought side by side together, this relationship is not ordinarily good.

"Report, big handsome!"

went out to find someone's personal guard, hurriedly walked into the tent of the council, and kowtowed to Wu Lan as soon as he came in.

Seeing this, Wu Ling frowned and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The guard said: "Back to the commander, his subordinates went to the barracks to find someone, and the people in the same barracks said that he was arrested by the law enforcement soldiers in the army for violating the ban last night, and he has not returned yet!" ”

"What?"

On both sides of the camp, the three of General Zhang shouted in unison: "That kid is very well-behaved, how can he violate military law?" ”

The guard shook his head and said, "When I asked, several of his fellow villagers in his camp told me so!" ”

"Do you know what crime he has committed?"

As the saying goes, the gun shoots the first bird, and the boy's current situation is like this bird, he suddenly came to the camp when he was young and vigorous, and some things inevitably said a few more words, provoked the generals below, and then was arrested and rectified.

After all, Zhou Yang is a member of the military judge in the army, and he has experienced a lot of things.

The guard arched his hand and said: "I don't know about my humble position, because it involves the military law camp, so I came to ask the marshal for a military order first." ”

The twelve-year-old baby had just entered the camp last night, and what big deal could he make, Wu Lan said: "Take my order, go to the military law camp to inquire in detail first, and if there is no important mistake, take him out to see me!" ”

Defending Daonuo, he took the small wooden card he handed over, put it in his pocket and hurried away.

Look at the dog in the prison, holding a small food box and eating there.

Sun Manzi did things fairly, he accepted two taels of silver from the dog, and bullied him without seeing that the dog was a child, five meat steamed buns, ten hot cooking cakes, and a chicken leg.

People said, the little brother is atmospheric, then we don't do this villain's state, this box of food, even if it is eaten, if it is not enough, say hello, give it to you again, the price will be cheaper next time.

Rich is the uncle, the dog spent the money so he is the uncle, respectfully sent Sun Manzi away, originally asked other inmates, talk about politeness or something, but seeing that they didn't look at themselves with a straight face, he said in his heart, the prison in this army is really different from the county government, quality!

After praising the inmates, the dog held the food box and ate slowly in a corner, after all, it was a baby who was hungry, and one chicken leg and two meat steamed buns were enough.

After burping, he looked at the remaining pancakes in the lunch box and muttered, "I don't know if there is any food in this cell!" ”

"Take care of the rice, just two meals!" A hoarse voice came from the next cell.

The dog was happy, and finally heard someone talking, and these cellmates in his cell were like wooden people, they would only be stunned in a daze, and when they stayed with them, the dog felt that he was about to become a wooden man.

"This brother, the boy's surname is Zhao, the nickname is Gou'er, he just came today, I don't know my brother's name?"

A hoarse voice continued to come from the next cell.

"What a name! Calling me a huge man is. ”

Except for a few dim lights lit on the corridor, the rest of the cell was black and hollow, as if it were in the night.

The dog heard the sound ringing in his ears, and when he opened his eyes, he couldn't see it at all.

"Brother Pang, junior brother inquires about something, how many days will it take to close the number in this cell?"

"How many days? I don't know! I've been here since last year! ”

The dog was stunned, didn't he say that he would be locked up for a few days? Could it be that the days of detention are different depending on the crime?

"Brother Pang, what did you do to get into the cell?"

There was silence in the next room, and it took a while before he spoke: "Don't listen to military orders." ”

It's a bit of a big charge, no wonder he's been in it for so long.

As the saying goes, the eldest brother doesn't laugh at the second brother, they are all cellmates who are not clean, so the dog said: "Boy, there are still some leftover cooking cakes here, can you eat them!" ”

I thought that the next room would be polite, but I knew that people didn't drag the mud and water at all, and said directly: "Okay!" Give me the chicken thigh bones you've eaten, too! ”

Dogs: ......

A dirty and black hand stretched out from next door, the dog wanted to take advantage of the time to hand him something, to see what he looked like, as a result, a smell of decay came directly to his face, quickly lowered his head to dodge, a light thing in his hand was gone, and when he looked up again, the person was already far away, and vaguely only saw that this was a person with a large skeleton.

With gobbling up, the dog asked him about the unwritten rules of the army, and asked and asked a word, unless someone above followed you, otherwise you would be obedient.

This is a sad topic, sighing, let's talk about something else, his eyes glanced at a few inmates and asked in a low voice: "Brother Pang, why don't the brothers in my cell say anything, why are they stunned there every day?" ”

"Hahaha!" There was a ghostly howl from the next cell: "They've become fools!" ”

The dog was stunned for a moment, and quickly looked, except for the fact that several people were thinner, the eyebrows and eyes were not so muddy.

"Brother, the kid is just stupid when he sees them, not stupid!"

"Where not to be stupid!" Huge Lang shouted irritably: "A group of dead deserters, they have already been tossed into fools, you pull their mouths open and see, their tongues are half amputated, you take off their pants and see, there is no ......, alas, forget it, it is better to be a fool than to be a dead man!" ”

The stormy waves, no wonder these people look soulless, I didn't expect that this army prison is really dark, no wonder everyone says it is "Hades Palace".

"Ahem, Brother Pang, how do you know?"

The sound of chewing food stopped instantly, and it took a long time for a hoarse echo to be heard.

"These people were originally my subordinates, and I brought them to join the commander, but I was arrested and put in prison without even seeing anyone."

The dog said angrily: "If you can't see anyone, you don't need to go to prison!" ”

Next door said: "Hehehe, because I am a bandit wanted by the government, do you want to hear my story?" ”

The dog is not Wang Xiaoyi, and he doesn't like to inquire about other people's gossip, so he said: "Okay, Brother Pang, it's just idle, you can talk about it!" ”

In this way, a tragic and tortuous story was heard in the ears.

This huge Lang was the No. 1 bandit on the nearby mountain, killing people and goods often do, once was preparing to go down the mountain to do business, fortunately just finished the work, but was made a wedding dress by a team of gold soldiers, a moment of anger, he took his more than 500 brothers, night attack on the camp of the gold soldiers, an eight-to-one melee, all annihilated to commit the gold thief, after the count, a full fifty heads, if this credit is thrown into the army, at least you can get a good official body, and then the head is hot to lead the only remaining thirty mountain bandits, came to take refuge with Wu Lan, well, and then he was imprisoned without even seeing anyone.

Later, he was sentenced by the military judge to be guilty of meritorious service, and let him take his men down to the mountain bandits to kill the enemy, and the brothers did not want to work hard when they were resentful, and then the military judge was imprisoned again for the crime of "disobeying military orders", and the thieves under his subordinates, those who dared to flee were beheaded, and those who dared to curse were tortured.

Hearing this, the dog didn't know what to say, just like the two of them quarreled against each other, the public said that the public was reasonable, and the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law was reasonable.

While the dog was struggling, there was a bang, and the cell door was opened.

"Zhao Gou'er come out! Someone's coming to pick you up! ”

Sun Manzi's voice, the dog suddenly felt so pleasant.

"Goodbye, big brother!"

In this way, the dog was released from the prison, and then the guards took the barracks all over the mess, and just when the dog was frightened and wanted to be taken away again, the two came to the Chinese army camp.

Hearing that Wu Dashuai was going to see him, the dog's head immediately turned out of use, and he followed him into a big tent in a daze, and then stupidly hurried through a group of big officials wearing various armor or crimson and green official uniforms, and entered a small tent, and saw a majestic man.

"Are you Zhao Gou'er from Longzhou?"

"Yes!" The dog crawled respectfully on the ground and replied.

"Born in Liujia Village, Youchuan County, both parents died, twelve years old, and is currently a catcher in the Yakuai class room in Youchuan County?"

The dog said, "Yes! ”

"Escorting Ding to Longzhou, he was judged by Su Tong to be a sycophant in a case, accepted as his cronies, and then took the initiative to ask for military funds to be escorted to our army camp, right?"

"Yes!"

"On the way, because of the issue of apportioning military salaries, I encouraged fellow businessmen to form the 'Lizhou West Road Business Alliance' and donated goods for a total of 50,000 yuan, right?"

The dog continued to kowtow and said, "Yes! ”

"Good boy, have guts! Then let's talk about it, what do you want the army to do for you? ”

"Build two cities, nothing else!"

"Let the army build a city for you profiteers? How unreasonable, here! Launch the camp tent and cut it! ”