Chapter 237 Shuaifu Night Talk
"Which one are you?"
The dog, who felt bullied, let out a dissatisfied roar at the big official in the scarlet robe.
"Cough, Zhao Dagou, this person is a military envoy under the Chinese army!"
The dog pouted, "Why did you join the army?" Can you bully people by joining the army? Joining the army can rob me of my business? If you join the army, you can ......"
"Zhao Dagou must not be rude!"
The military merit officer, who has a lot of potential for dog legs, pointed at the dog and reprimanded loudly, walked over quickly and lowered his voice: "The surname of joining the army is Wu!" ”
"Surname Wu?"
The dog was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the big official, and saw that he was nearly fifty years old, staring at himself with a smile on his face with a Chinese character.
"Cough, what's wrong with the surname Wu, the kid is still surnamed Zhao Li, don't work hard all the way" The dog lazily arched his hand, and then said: "Since you are also surnamed Wu when you join the army, do you know Wu Zhonglie?" ”
Wu Senjun smiled and said, "He's my nephew!" ”
"Nephew? Hey, you're his uncle, aren't you? ”
Wu Senjun nodded with a smile.
The dog lifted the placket on his chest, knelt on the ground with a grunt, and saluted: "The kid is Wu Zhonglie's iron brother, and it was really rude just now, so I will make amends to Uncle Wu!" ”
Wu Senjun looked at the dog with interest and said, "Why doesn't a certain family know when Wu Zhonglie has an iron brother?" ”
The dog sneered and said, "It's the last time I was eating wine in the camp tent controlled by Zhang Qizhang, hehehe......"
"Hey, even Zhang Tongzhi knows, no wonder you are so arrogant! Don't even think about joining the army! ”
The dog hurried to make amends.
"Uncle Wu, if I knew that we were a family, where would I be so reckless, please forgive my uncle."
"Hahaha, you're funny, no wonder Dashuai often mentions you to us! Alright, don't poke on the ground, get up! ”
The dog stood up with his hands arched with a smile on his face.
"Uncle Wu, don't you know what you are calling the boy for?"
"Ao, I almost forgot about being interrupted by your kid, by the way, a certain family heard that you are very familiar with those merchants?"
Gou'er nodded and replied: "Other commercial banks are still lacking, but the commercial bank of the Lizhou West Road Business Alliance still has a bit of face!" ”
"Lizhou West Road Business Alliance, oh, it's the business house that donated 50,000 pieces of silver to the army?"
"Yes, yes"
The dog smiled brightly.
"Being able to donate military silver to my Western Army shows that they also support our Western Army", Wu Senjun stroked his beard and shook his head and said: "Boy, I have some errands here, and I want to find some big businesses to do, well, since you are familiar with this business alliance, then choose them!" Do you know where they are in charge? ”
The dog was pleasantly surprised: "Naturally, Uncle Wu, the kid will take you there, and by the way, I will tell you about the origin of this Lizhou Business Alliance and our Western Army!" ”
The military merit officer standing on the side, looking at the dog leading Wu to join the army and leave happily, this is a burst of admiration in his heart, no wonder people can win the favor of the handsome at a young age, the thickness of this cheek, this sycophant skill, well, it is worth learning by yourself.
Stew carp in an iron pot, sprinkle a handful of wild onion seedlings that only grow in spring, the pepper of Jiezhou is naturally indispensable, and then with the fishy bitter bitter vegetables and the wild green ginger that enhances the taste, throw a handful of salt, simmer for two quarters of an hour on low heat, and a pot of fragrant food is done.
With white rice, you can eat three bowls in one go, and if you have a sip of wine to drink, wouldn't it be a good day like a fairy?
"Don't talk about it anywhere, if you can get white rice, you have already given away the face of the master, do you still want to drink wine? Do you have that face? The dog angrily pointed at Tang Laosan, who was squatting on the ground and picking his teeth, and scolded fiercely.
"Hey, what kind of tantrum do you have, I didn't say let you get it, it's really a little temper!" Donald replied nonchalantly.
The people who were also squatting on the ground and walking to eat saw that the two of them were arguing again, and hurriedly persuaded them: "Don't quarrel, don't quarrel, the good Weng and son-in-law always quarrel something!" ”
"Whew!" It's okay not to mention this matter, but when I mention this stubble dog, I am furious, "Donald San, tell me about you, I know that there is no meat on your daughter's buttocks, and I forced it to the master, if it wasn't for the fact that the master was subject to you at that time, where could you let you press your head and worship the church, today I tell you, the master will not admit this matter, whoever mentions this matter in the future, the master will not get along with him!" ”
Seeing the dog saying cruel words, Tang Laosan was also angry, "Do you think grandpa is willing to worship you according to the church?" With your skinny monkey-like face and careful-eyed intestines, the old man is reluctant to marry my daughter to you! Hmph, you just kneel and beg, and grandpa doesn't agree! ”
"Hey, you Donald San, you talk badly, where are you careful about the master?"
As they spoke, the two of them pointed at each other and cursed each other, and the people around them hurriedly stretched out their hands to separate the two, and a bunch of people were making a fuss, and a fast horse ran over outside the barracks.
"Zhao Dagou, Wu Shuai has an order to pass quickly!"
When the dog arrived, Wu Lan was talking to everyone, and when he saw the dog entering the house, he beckoned: "Come, the dog comes to me!" ”
The dog was stunned for a moment, he wanted to find a secluded cat, but he seemed to be unable to bark like this, took a deep breath, and slowly moved to the handsome case under the gaze of the generals.
"Big, Wu Dashuai, you call the boy!"
Wu Lan nodded and said: "Although you are still young, but this time you have made a lot of contributions to our Western Army, I have already handed over the excerpt of your meritorious service to the imperial court, I guess I can't wait a few days, this palindrome can come down, a certain family is here to congratulate you first!" ”
This room full of "red robes" is a low-level petty official with the tip of a small finger, is it worth him to say this here?
I was puzzled, and I didn't dare to show it on my face, I clasped my fists with both hands, and kowtowed to the ground first: "Boy Xie Dashuai's kindness, if it weren't for Dashuai you, where would the kid be today, as the so-called 'Maxima is often there, Bole is not often!'" 'Boy, thank you! ”
The dog crawled respectfully on the ground, his ears turned around, and he could only hear the buzzing of the surrounding generals, although he couldn't hear what he was saying, but he must be praising himself sincerely!
"Okay, okay, you slippery boy, you spend all day with those businessmen, learn to be so flamboyant for no reason, get up and listen to me carefully."
The dog sang a promise, and then got up and stood aside.
"A certain family asked you, what do you want to do after this battle?"
The dog was stunned for a moment, and then looked around, shouldn't this kind of intimate words be said in a secret room or study? So many people around here? All right! How can ordinary people guess that the handsome man must have some other intentions.
"Back to the big handsome, the kid is a small soldier of my Western Army, born a Western soldier, and died is also a Western soldier, as long as the Western Army is here, where the boy will go depends on the big marshal alone!"
"Good!"
Without waiting for Wu Lan to speak, a group of generals around him praised one after another: "It's not a loss to my Western soldiers!" ”
"Stop, stop!" Wu Lan rubbed his forehead helplessly.
This kid in front of him, that's the character who can open a dyeing room with a little color, no, he is holding his fist to the surrounding generals and regiments, and shouting while arching his hands: "You are all the predecessors of the kid, Rong Ma is handsome all day long, the kid is admired, and so on the day of the army, the kid will ask the generals for wine, hahaha!" ”
"Kid is happy, my old king likes such a happy person the most!"
"Hahaha, the little doll will come to our army to play when he has free time, and let my brother weigh your drink!"
"Little doll, don't fall for Lao Li, drinking in this army is a violation of military law, or come to my camp, the cook of a certain family is stewed with good meat, and you can't move your legs if you eat it!"
"That's a good feeling, the kid loves meat the most, hahaha, I don't know what my brother calls it?"
……
"Left and right, fork out this little boy who disturbs the public court, and hit eighty military sticks!"
Wu Lan, who was blushing with a blue face, looked at the originally quiet handsome tent, and was turned into a righteous hall by the dog's words, and he was furious for a while.
When the soldiers under the tent heard the commander's order, they clenched their fists and promised that they would fork the dog out.
What is the concept of eighty military sticks, bones will be beaten into slag, where dare to let these two soldiers drag themselves out to eat punishment, simply knelt on the ground neatly, snot and tears begged: "Dashuai, the kid is only twelve years old, where can I eat and fight with eighty military sticks, beg Dashuai to send it first, and when I grow up, it is not too late to fight when the meat on my body is solid." ”
"Do you know you're only twelve? The mouth is not worse than the sixty-old pedant! ”
"Back to the big handsome, before the kid came to the army, he also taught for a few days, so this unobstructed mouth is a habit developed at that time!"
"Habit? Hehe, what habits can cure you in front of a certain family, what are you waiting for? ”
This vicious Wu Lan has to beat himself with eighty military sticks to be happy?
"Big handsome, the kid knows that he is wrong, and he has the right to let go of the little one this time, I promise that there will be no more big or small in the future!"
Wu Lan glanced at the frightened dog, snorted and waved his hand, and the two guards who came to catch the dog bent down and saluted and withdrew.
Suddenly, the originally loose tent returned to a solemn atmosphere.
"Get up and stand back, a certain family thought that you could be calmer after the killing formation, but I didn't expect it to be such an unobtrusive temperament, I originally wanted you to go to the army to be a counselor, so I have to observe it for a while."
What is the counselor, the dog doesn't know, even if he does, he won't be a little happy, his plan is to return to Youchuan safely, and if he can't become a servant, then he will be a foreign master who teases birds and dogs, well, when the time comes, he will be like Su Da Fatty, marry dozens of concubines, and give birth to hundreds and eighty babies, isn't this day better than a military man whose head was cut off by a gold thief at any time? Hahaha......
Bang!
The body that had just stood up immediately fell to his knees again, and looked up at Wu Lan behind the handsome case, well, what a murderous aura......
"Give me a heavy responsibility for the ten military sticks left and right, and then throw them in prison!"
"Yes, Dashuai!"
This time, the two guards didn't give the dog a chance, and directly set up the dog and strode out of the tent, crackling and beating, and then opened his eyes to a familiar environment and a familiar person.
"Ahem, brother, aren't you in the prison of the rear army? Why did you get on an errand in the Chinese army? ”
Sun Manzi looked at the dog and said with a smile: "The army moved, and the marshal said that there was not so much time to build the prison cells of the various armies, so that the law enforcement battalions of the armies could be merged together, and the prison would naturally be merged." ”
The dog nodded, skillfully took out two taels of silver from the money bag and said, "Brother, let's do it as usual!" ”
Sun Manzi nodded, and led the dog to the cell.
Dang Lang was picking his nose, and when he looked up and saw the dog, he said happily:
"Huh, brother, here you go again?"