Chapter 493: Unquenchable pride

Miscellaneous science is actually the science of later generations, and many theories and opinions will seem a little shocking at this time, so Shen An only teaches them on a small scale.

And Zhao Zhongjun and Wang Yan and others are a full series of learning, and there is no need to shy away from anything.

Among them, the most talented is probably Wang Yan, and now the students of Taixue are very respectful to him, which shows his rapid growth.

But Zhao Zhongjun is not bad, but he has more time to learn traditional Confucianism, so his progress cannot catch up with Wang Yan.

At this moment, the eyes of the monarchs and ministers in the palace are like torches, and he is the candle......

"When people encounter something suddenly, most of them don't have time to get nervous, and Sima Jiyuan is like this, so he can fall into the bottom of a dry well. If it weren't for that, he would have been scarred......"

"And after being in a desperate situation, there is a glimmer of life, at such times most people will be nervous, some people will even tremble with nervousness, and even have stomach pain......"

Zhao Zhongyao's voice echoed in the hall, and even the attendants outside were listening carefully.

You can think back to when you were nervous together, your body was stiff. This is a spontaneous reaction of the human body, and it is not immune to it except for very few people who are psychologically strong. ”

As soon as he said this, Junchen thought about it carefully.

Ouyang Xiu smiled bitterly and said, "Your Majesty, the minister knows. ”

"When he was attacked by a group, the minister was nervous, and at that time he felt as hard as iron, and no place was loose."

Qingli New Deal was besieged that year, and the scale could be called a big wave attack, and if you were not careful, Fan Zhongyan and others would be shot to death.

Zeng Gongliang also nodded and said: "The minister was in Yongzhou a while ago, and when he saw the Jiaozhi ambush soldiers rushing out of the mountains and forests, he only felt that his heartbeat was gone, and his whole body was as cold as iron...... Yes, that's nervousness, stiffness. ”

With the endorsement of these two bigwigs, Zhao Zhongjun continued very calmly: "Then the minister thought of fat...... Sima Yuan's belly ...... The minister has seen it a few times, and he always stands upright and looks majestic......"

His eyes rolled, but he refused to speak.

"What about the back?"

Zhao Zhenzheng listened attentively, and when he saw that he was distracted, he said dissatisfiedly: "Come on." ”

Zhao Zhongjun coughed dryly and glanced at Shen An.

Shen An frowned slightly, feeling that this kid probably wanted to die.

"Your Majesty, there is ...... in that belly In fact, it's all fat. ”

Underneath the majesty is fat?

Burst!

There was a laughing voice outside, Chen Zhongheng glared angrily, and the waiter immediately knelt beside him to plead guilty.

"That's it."

Zhao Zhen was a little helpless, feeling that Zhao Zhongjun was too much.

Ouyang Xiu patted his belly and asked curiously, "Is it all fat?" ”

Zhao Zhongjun looked at him, and Ouyang Xiu nodded, indicating that he really wanted to know this question.

"No, it's fat."

"The fat we call is white, and the fat is mostly yellow. Chicken fat ...... If you have ever eaten chicken, you naturally know what color chicken fat is, and the fat in your stomach is that color. And the fat ...... Think about the fat of pork......"

The king's throat was surging.

Yellow fat?

Everyone felt disgusting, but Ouyang Xiu said with a smile: "Back then, Zhang Qixian could eat, and when he was the prime minister, he said that he could support the boat in his belly, but now it seems that this stomach is full of oil, but he can't hold the boat!" ”

Zhang Qixian was the chief assistant of Zhao Kuangyi's era, with a large amount of food and a large measure, and the phrase that the prime minister could support the boat in his belly came from him.

Han Qi scolded with a smile: "Noisy, noisy." ”

Zeng Gongliang also felt disgusting about this, he touched his stomach, imagined that it was full of yellow fat, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Who will walk with a chest and a shy stomach in the future?" ”

No matter how rich the Great Song Dynasty is in the eyes of outsiders, most people are struggling on the food and clothing line, and there are many people who can't eat enough.

At this time, obesity will not be disliked by others, but will be all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Look at that person's belly is so big, majestic and enviable.

A big belly is necessarily a good meal.

In this era, people who can eat well must be rich or powerful, and the people will naturally envy them.

But the bottom of that belly was full of yellow fat......

Vomit!

Han Qi suddenly remembered a question, "How do you know?" ”

Oh, yes!

Only then did everyone realize that something was wrong.

How do you know that your belly is full of oil?

Zhao Zhongqi said with an innocent face: "The year before last, someone on the royal street was disemboweled, and I saw a thick layer in the stomach, which was full of fat ......."

Immediately, there was a lot of breathing in the hall, and it was heavy.

"How do you know that Bigu can lose all this fat?"

Ouyang Xiu's eyes were blazing, and the old man felt that something was wrong, so he wanted to knock Zhao Zhongji and Shen An.

Can you make your belly smaller in three days? You coax the old man!

Zhao Zhongjun said: "Why do people become thin when they are hungry continuously? Because people eat every day to maintain the cost of physical activity, we call it calories. But when you don't eat, your body automatically breaks down fat and provides that calorie. I tried it at home, found an obese servant, asked him to open the valley for three days, eat a meal, and then open the valley for two days, and then let people weigh their weight and the size of all parts of their bodies, and found that the first thing to lose weight was the stomach ......"

"Why?"

"Because belly fat is the thickest."

Support!

Shen An almost wanted to applaud, he slowly looked at the monarchs and ministers in the hall, but the pride in his heart couldn't be suppressed.

This is miscellaneous, miscellaneous, which you scoff at and disdain.

Zhao Zhen's eyes were filled with joy, and he said: "I remember that the king of Huayuan County often opened the valley, and he used to look white and fat, but now he is immortal, and he can't see a little bit of his previous obesity at all, and that's true!" ”

Han Qi touched his belly, then thought about it, and said in surprise: "The minister didn't seem to have a belly before!" When did this begin? ”

Who knows?

Shen An knew.

"It's common to get lucky in middle age."

Of course, Shen An won't say that you ate too much.

Every morning, I have to make a big bowl of pork paste after drying it in the water, and then eat breakfast......

In this case, not to mention that you are a middle-aged man, even an eighteen-year-old young man will gain weight.

This topic quickly deviated, and Zhao Zhen asked, "Sima Qing...... Is your belly really small? ”

Sima Guang nodded, he had touched it countless times on the way here, and then kept recalling his previous stomach. He can now say with certainty that his belly is small.

But what he didn't know was that the biggest credit for this was pulled out in the past few days.

Shen An naturally wouldn't say this, Zhao Zhen said happily: "This is really knowledge, I don't know anything now, what is this heat?" ”

This one......

Zhao Zhongjun glanced at Shen An and said: "The human body is a very magical place, all kinds of organs perform their own duties, breathe air, eat and drink food, these things are transformed in the human body, and finally become our ......"

"Ahem, ahem!"

Zhao Zhen coughed suddenly, and Chen Zhongheng said with a worried face: "Is the official family inappropriate?" It just so happens that the imperial doctor is here. ”

Zhao Zhen said: "I am a little unwell, Zhu Qing can go by himself." ”

The ministers retired, and after leaving the main hall, Sima Guang bowed solemnly.

"Thank you."

Shen An smiled: "When the road is in danger, it is only what should be done." ”

Hey!

Everyone felt a little strange, thinking that Shen An and Sima Guang didn't deal with each other, according to his temperament, shouldn't it be a mess at this moment?

How humble is he?

Sima Guang was ready to be ridiculed by Shen An, but what he got was kindness.

Shen An saw that everyone was surprised, so he said: "It's impossible to see death and not save it, that's all." ”

That's the real reason.

It is difficult to distinguish between good and evil, so you need to act according to your heart.

Shen An and Zhao Zhongjun walked forward slowly, and Sima Guang behind him stood stunned for a moment, and suddenly chased after him.

His body was a little weak, he stumbled and his footsteps were heavy.

Shen An turned his head and looked at him with a frown.

Save you to save you, but I have nothing to say to you!

Sima Guang ran over panting and said, "The old man went to the countryside this time and saw the life of a farmer...... Bitter! ”

Probably weak, he said for a while to catch his breath, and then continued: "How bitter? The old man saw the numbness, the clothes are not covered, the food can only be satisfied, this is winter, many families are at home and do not go out, the old man asked, said that it is cold to go out, and he is hungry fast......"

The Zaifu who followed behind all frowned slightly, this was a denial of them.

The people under the rule of the Great Song Dynasty are so hard, you are derelict in your duties!

Sima Guang said sincerely: "What you said is right, if you don't explore, don't see those people with your own eyes, the old man won't know how they live." Why don't you eat minced meat! ”

He arched his hand and said, "Old man...... Thank you very much. ”

As he spoke, he bowed down.

Shen An was a little stunned and forgot to help Sima Guang.

This is the ...... It's a bit of a fantasy!

Sima Guang actually wants to thank me?

Shen An was stunned, and then ...... His reaction turned out to be to take a step back.

Sima Guang straightened his waist, and only smiled bitterly when he saw this.

Shen An didn't believe him, and he didn't believe Shen An either.

So...... Let's return to the bridge and the road to the road in the future.

The road is facing the sky, each on its own!

He smiled wryly, arched his hands, and staggered out.

Zhao Zhongjun said in a low voice: "Brother Anbei, you don't believe him? ”

In his opinion, although Sima Guang is a little stubborn and old-fashioned, his character is still trustworthy.

Shen An looked at Sima Guang's back, "Usually they are credible, but once it comes to positions and interests, most people are not credible." When the time comes, it's life or death, either/or, you have to be prepared. ”

When the time comes for large-scale reform, the conservatives will fight back wildly, and when the time comes, they will shoot and shoot openly...... Character? Character is just a fig leaf.

Zhao Zhongjun sighed: "It's still early! ”

Zhao Zhen reigned, followed by Zhao Zongshi, according to Zhao Zhongjun's understanding, he had to wait at least forty or fifty years.

Forty or fifty years later......

"So-and-so must have been old then."

He was a little unconfident, and Shen An smiled: "Don't worry." ”

It won't wait for you to get old, the wheels of history are still rolling forward.

Shen An didn't have a chance to interfere with Zhao Zhen and Zhao Zongshi's bodies, so he ......

"Shen An......"

There was an angry roar outside the imperial city, and Han Qi said suspiciously, "Why is Sima Guang's voice?" What's wrong with him? ”

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Jazz has been suffering from stomach problems since March, and he has eaten lightly during the treatment, and the first place to eat is his stomach. When he saw the flatness he hadn't seen for a long time, Jazz couldn't help but burst into tears.