Chapter 102: Dare to Cuckold the Emperor!
"Qingping Tune" is also a Yuefu poem, and it only has seven words and four rhymes, which is a relatively simple category. If you only make one song, it is not that you can't find it among the people present. Wei Yingluo is one of them, she can also do it as "Qingping Tune", she only needs half a pillar of incense time to think, she can write a good poem.
But Li Mu wrote poems, almost without thinking, and came as soon as he opened his mouth. One is considered to be anxious, and the other is considered to be a literary talent, and these three songs come out coherently, I am afraid that only 'genius' can describe it.
What's even more rare is the quality of these three poems, one is stronger than the other, and there is an echo between the three, as if it is a complete story, but the correspondence is indeed three people, so amazing.
The most powerful thing is his use of words. praises beauty, but there is no description of people, but the imagination of people is still people. Just like the first sentence of this first poem, "the cloud wants to dress and the flowers want to look", the word "think" can be a double solution, see the cloud and think about the clothes, see the flowers and think about the appearance, you can also compare the clothes to the clouds, the appearance to the flowers, the interaction is uneven, just seven words, it gives people a sense of flowers. Next, "the spring breeze blows Revlon", and further "Revlon" is used to dye the flowers, which makes the above sentence more hearty and makes people think about how beautiful this beauty is with clouds as clothes and flowers as appearance.
Everyone's perception of beauty is different. These two lines of poetry do not give a standard, people will naturally bring their own standards, so that the imagination is the most beautiful beauty in the heart, such verses, how can it be bad?
The next two sentences are the true colors of 'licking the dog'. Li Mu said that this poem was dedicated to his wife. In the first two sentences, he praised his wife's beauty beyond measure, and in the last two sentences, he gave the answer to how beautiful his wife was. "If it weren't for the Jade Mountain, I would meet the Yaotai Moon", such a superb beauty, if you can't see it in the fairyland of the Jade Mountain, then you can only find it in the Yao Chi of the Queen Mother.
boasting, boasting, but not vulgar, without revealing a trace, compares his wife to a fairy in the sky, and her wife is here, she is a heavenly maiden. What kind of woman can resist such love words?
The second one is for concubines. Writing about concubines, he made a fuss around the word "pet".
Why do concubines invite favors? Li Mu gave the answer "a branch of red dew incense", my concubine is as beautiful and fragrant as a flower. "Yunyu Wushan looks at the broken intestines", my infatuation with her is like the king of Chu to the goddess, lovesick and broken. "By asking who in the Han Palace is like, poor Feiyan leans on new makeup", who can compare with the favorite concubine of the Han Palace? I'm afraid that Zhao Feiyan, who is extremely cute, will also have to rely on new makeup.
There is no word written 'pet', but the love is on the paper.
As for the third song, those who understand understand it, and those who don't understand it are a little confused. Wang Ou donated funds for disaster relief and was named Mrs. Peony, and the government and the opposition knew about it. But few people know about the past between her and Li Shimin. Even Li Yuan didn't know about it, and among the people present, the eldest grandson queen, the eldest grandson Wuji, and Wang Qi could know some details. Therefore, when hearing this poem, there are only five people who can understand its meaning.
"Famous flowers love the country", the famous flower refers to 'peony', and Wang Ou was named 'Mrs. Peony', which naturally refers to her. Allure the country, indicating that her beauty is the posture of the country. And "the king looks at it with a smile", which directly points out the 'king's admiration for beauty. When Li Shimin heard this, his whole heart jumped to his throat, and he secretly glanced at the eldest grandson queen who was still smiling next to him, and somehow, he suddenly felt a little cold.
"Explain the infinite hatred of the spring breeze, the north of the agarwood pavilion leans on the gan", these two sentences express a regretful emotion, the spring breeze dissolves the king's infinite hatred, why hate, because he is not a beautiful woman, Li Shimin listened to it in his ears, and naturally substituted himself into it, how can he not regret it, how can he not regret it, the past is gone, and it is too late to regret it. If I can come again, I won't be looking at the railing now, and the end of the world is at hand.
Li Shimin didn't have time to sigh, and when he saw the eldest grandson queen next to him, his expression was already a little stiff. He quickly came to his senses, no matter how much he hated, it was already too late, now the queen was by his side, and he walked through the wind and waves together, and his feelings naturally did not need to be said. Choosing between the two, Li Shimin naturally still has to choose the eldest grandson queen. Seeing that her face was ugly, she quickly withdrew her gaze and said with concern: "The queen is not feeling well?" ”
"The concubine's body is not uncomfortable." Empress Eldest Sun glanced at Li Shimin and said, "The concubine is a little uncomfortable, Your Majesty, you really don't treat Li Mu's child as an outsider, you told him everything." It looks like a king with a smile, and it's really cleverly described, wasn't that what Your Majesty just now? If Your Majesty really has infinite hatred, the concubine can abdicate and make way for Xian, please ask Your Majesty to order that Mrs. Peony be admitted to the palace, she will be the queen, and the concubine will be convinced. ”
Empress Eldest Sun has a gentle and virtuous temperament, when did she say such a sour and jealous word, Li Shimin was stunned, and suddenly became a little at a loss, and hurriedly said: "What is the queen talking about, my intentions, doesn't the queen know?" Even if I had fallen in love with Miss Wang, it was when I was a young Muai, and it was when I was a child. Now that you and I have been married for many years, and Miss Wang has already married a wife, what else do you want to do when you mention it? I didn't mean to tell Li Mu to know, I went to his house that day and saw Miss Wang give Li Mu the Night Pearl......" Li Shimin suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing, and closed his mouth tightly.
"Pearl of the Night?" Empress Eldest Sun frowned and said, "Could it be the night pearl that has been lost?" Scold! Your Majesty, you said it anyway. Didn't you tell your concubine that the palace was stolen and the night pearl couldn't be found? How did you get involved with Mrs. Peony! Your Majesty, shouldn't you give an explanation to your concubine? ”
"Alas......" This also explains Mao, Li Shimin sighed, gritted his teeth and ordered: "Gao Gan, go and call me that bastard boy Li Mu!" ”
"No."
Seeing that the emperor was about to quarrel, Gonggong Gao was also embarrassed to be beside him, and after Li Shimin's order, he turned around and disappeared.
On the other hand, Wang Ou's mood is not very good. The poem is a good poem, and it is also appropriately described, but it is not in line with Wang Ou's heart. In fact, what she wants is a 'licking dog' type poem, even if it is just a pile of rhetoric and two praises, Wang Ou will be overjoyed. But Li Mu just mentioned the matter between her and Li Shimin without eyes, Wang Ou had never been tempted by Li Shimin, and now Li Mu is writing poems like this, doesn't it show that he also feels that there is a relationship between the two in his heart?
Wang Ou doesn't like this feeling very much, she is a mature woman, although she has not experienced anything between men and women, but because of her experience, she understands everything in her heart. She knew that she was emotionally attracted to Li Mu. She also understands that the age gap between the two is as insurmountable as a moat. But in her heart, she doesn't feel that she is not worthy of Li Mu, it is man-made, and there may be opportunities. But if Li Mu regarded her as Li Shimin's confined, there would be no possibility between the two, so she was very unhappy.
Wang Ou sighed leisurely and closed the window. When the others saw her, they only thought she was shy, and they didn't feel anything. Li Mu noticed the difference, and secretly said, this poem is probably in trouble. Looking back, the window on Li Shimin's side was also closed. I sighed in my heart, it's over, I forgot that the eldest grandson queen is also there, and now I can stab the hornet's nest.
Li Mu didn't have time to tease Wei Yingluo, so he sped up his speech and said: "This poem is made here, so I won't delay everyone's time." One more word, it's a summary. Heaven and earth, advocating equality. When you come here, you are a guest, and a guest is a guest, regardless of whether you are three, six, nine, or so on. If you want to be superior to others and have no literary talent, you have to rely on money, and your status and status are not effective here, I don't say it too clearly, and everyone understands it. In addition, the maid here is a person who serves guests, referred to as "waiter", and everyone must not flirt with her because of her beauty, otherwise she will be thrown out. ”
Li Mu said, the corners of his mouth curled slightly, and he said politely: "You need to know that heaven and earth are not places where you can be presumptuous." ”
"That's it, let's serve the food! Please enjoy the delicious food and get drunk! ”
Li Mu was about to slip away as he spoke, but he was blocked by Gao Gonggong. Although Gonggong Gao didn't know about Li Shimin's past, he also saw one or two things when he looked at his words, and said with a smile: "Zhulu Hou, Your Majesty is invited." ”
Li Mu grinned and said, "Father-in-law, there are still a lot of things to be busy with, why don't you tell Your Majesty, and I will go up after I am done?" ”
"We can't sit in this house." Grandpa Gao gloated a little, and said: "Hou Ye should go with our family, Your Majesty's mood is not very good, it is too late to go, and it will not be good to anger Hou Ye again." ”
Li Muxin said, I went early, won't I be angry? That's it, stretching out his head with a knife, shrinking his head is also a knife, the manly husband is a handle, how can he shrink his head? Die and die!
Li Mu called a waiter, asked him to bring a message to Li Siwen, and then followed Gao Gonggong to the second floor.
In the private room, the eldest grandson queen was still angry. Li Shimin just explained the whole story to Li Yuan, Li Chengqian and Li Tai, the two people who ate melons, did not dare to come out for fear of getting into trouble.
Father-in-law Gao helped Li Mu open the door, flashed over and invited Li Mu in. Li Muyu hesitated and didn't dare to enter, and was looked at by Li Shimin at a glance.
"Li Mu! Get in here! Explain it to the Queen! ”
"Huh?" Li Mu saw that he was discovered, so he had to bite the bullet and enter the private room. Secretly looked at everyone's faces, especially the eldest grandson queen, who was bitter.
Seeing Li Shimin glaring at him, Li Mu smiled bitterly, boss, you are forcing me to top the tank! How can there be such a thing!
"Li Mu, speak quickly!" Li Shimin gritted his teeth and said, the threat was fully revealed.
Li Mu turned his heart sideways and knelt on the ground: "Your Majesty, the minister is dead, the minister has to admit it, the minister ...... Love Lady Peony! ”
Now, it's Li Shimin's turn to be stunned!