When I returned to the inn, it was already midnight, and I stayed awake all night on a sunny day, and I had been sitting at the table and waiting.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Qingtian got up to greet him, "Sister Yu Wu, you're back." ”

Yu Wu didn't know how to react, only nodded embarrassedly, Yu Ge took a few things from the baggage, and handed the baggage towards Qingtian, "There are some coiled clothes in it, self-defense magic weapons, after that, you have to learn to protect yourself." ”

Qingtian suddenly had red eyes, clenched her little hands tightly, and said, "Sister......" She lengthened her voice, desperately covering up what she wanted to say behind, and finally ended calmly with thanks.

After leaving the inn, the harmonious music of Xiangyao Lou flew to the ears of the two, and Yu Wu pulled Yu Ge forward to take a look, it turned out that Fei Yu wanted to sleep.

Fei Yuzhao really cried down a geisha in Xiangyao Building, and some geisha went crazy. There are two reasons for crying: first, I don't want to accept the name of special bed, and I eat in pairs in the palace; Second, a woman sleeps with a woman for a long time, betraying the way of husband and wife and ethics, insulting her own cleanliness and corrupting her family style. There are two reasons for madness: first, worship Fei Yu's intelligence and wisdom; Second, there is a vision of a sparrow turning into a phoenix.

Yu Wu said: "Fei Yu is sleeping in Xiangyao Tower? It is reasonable, very uncomfortable, extremely uncomfortable! ”

Yu Ge pondered: "Let's go, let's give it a try." ”

"I'm not going! Go yourself!" Yu Wu glanced at Yu Ge, thought thoughtfully for a long time, and then his eyes lit up, and he suddenly admired: "Wonderful, wonderful!" Kill more than one stone! It's wonderful! ”

Yu Ge sighed lightly, and he stepped onto the stage, followed by Yu Wu, and the two stood on the stage, and the people on the stage lost color one after another, and the audience was in an uproar:

"Yo! Who are the two beauties who just came to power? How can you be so amazing! ”

"It's the first time I've seen two beauties who look the same like this!"

"The beauty has the same appearance, what a pity, how can one of the beauties come to share the mulberry field beautiful house and countless glory with me, I am very good at taking care of the beauty."

The light gong sounded, and Mama Wang came out of Xiangyao Tower with a silk handkerchief, and said solemnly: "Thank you to the Holy Lord for my good luck in Xiangyao Building." In addition to the girls in my Xiangyao Building, other girls who are willing to participate in the election, whether rich or poor, as long as they have talent, figure and beauty, can participate in this selection. ”

After that, each person was issued a marked lot, which was conspicuous in the distance, and the judge used it to record the score of the players.

The light gong sounded again, and Mama Wang said loudly: "A stick of incense will set the first and second double!" The talent show begins! ”

Before the words fell, the candidates tried their best, you pushed me, the scene was ugly, not time, but all the women who were weaker were pushed off the stage one after another.

Yu Ge and Yu Wu always stand in Taiyang, and the sound is dancing, well-matched, not arrogant, not impatient, not rigid or soft.

When Mama Wang saw this, she was also full of praise. On the other hand, the other candidates, except for the girls in Xiangyaolou, there are songs like thunder and dogs barking, and there are dances like epilepsy, Mama Wang really can't stand it, she waved her hand indifferently, and called a few strong men to knock them off the stage.

When the incense gong sounds, the victory or defeat is clear.

Yu Ge and Yu Wu unexpectedly became the champions, when Wang Mama Jia's crown, when they saw Yu Ge and Yu Wu, they couldn't help but feel nervous, how could they be this pair of enemies! I also want to rely on the strength of Yu Ge and Yu Wu, Bo Tianzi's joy is not a problem, and the bounty in hand is only afraid to be more generous, so what is there that can't be overcome?

Mama Wang gave Yu Ge and Yu Wu a crown as if nothing had happened, and said with a smile: "Yesterday is yesterday, the two girls don't worry about it like an old slave." The old slave is old, and he has no wife and no heirs by his side, so I can only do this business to make ends meet. ”

Yu Ge ignored it, Yu Wu ignored it, and it wasn't until the father-in-law in the palace wanted to pick up the two that Yu Ge spoke: "Next time, let us find out that you have abducted and sold weak girls, no matter how old you are, we will never spare you!" ”。

At the time of Yin, a pair of leaders, a pair of Yakui, a total of two cars of Kuiba sedan chair entered Feidu.

The city is heavily guarded, especially during the night ban, Yu Ge and Yu Wu sit quietly in the carriage, feeling the stars outside the curtain.

There is a station every 15 miles for search and transfer. In this way, the two couldn't help but sigh. Yu Wu glanced outside the curtain and said in his heart: "The guard is so precise and rigorous, is Fei Yu afraid of death, or is Fei Du's night not peaceful?" It stands to reason that in the past few years, Fei Yu has achieved remarkable results in governing the court in the court, and the ministers have also embraced him, and he has done all the good things outside the court, and is deeply loved by the people. If you are afraid of human stabbing, it seems too redundant. If Fei is not very peaceful, why don't you feel a trace of unease, but are very comfortable? ”

The carriage stopped suddenly, and Yu Ge raised his foot and pressed Yu Wu's foot, "Get out of the car." ”

Yu Ge glanced at Yu Ge, pouted and got out of the carriage angrily.

The blue-clothed female eunuch waited for a long time with a lantern, and when she saw the two of them, she saluted and said, "Two girls, please come with the slave maid." ”

Yu Ge and Yu Wu followed the female eunuch who led the way to the palace full of carved flowers.

"A set of imperial clothes, a set of imperial clothes, I don't know what choice the two girls will make?"

Yu Wu stared at the emperor's heart and said: "Fei Yu, Fei Yu, I haven't seen you for many years, I have a good habit!" ”

Yu Wu raised his hand and took the emperor's clothes, and said, "I choose this set." ”

Yu Ge glanced at the imperial costume and asked, "Other than that, don't you have a choice?" ”

The palace maid responded, and Yu Ge took the imperial suit.

Yu Wu said: "Sister Mo Bei, in fact, if you wear the God's King Clothes, it is the same as me wearing the Emperor's Clothes." ”

Yu Ge said: "So you wear God's queen clothes is the same as me wearing the emperor's queen clothes?" ”

Unconsciously, the two laughed, and the thorough laughter attracted the female officials who inspected the palace, in the palace, the female officials were not like the palace maids and female eunuchs in the palace, and they could act without observing words and colors, as long as they heard the sound, they would be the first time, regardless of the appearance of the occasion and place.

The female official held the extremely delicate frost sword in her hand, and said coldly: "The palace is forbidden. ”

Yu Ge and Yu Wu closed their mouths tightly, nodded slowly, and the female official left from the dormitory.

"Two girls, rest early. Tomorrow morning, Hongyi will come to the dormitory to teach. The palace maid said that, and retreated from the dormitory in an orderly manner.

The two tried on clothes, which was tedious and trivial, Yu Wu pulled the clothes on his body, and then pulled the clothes on Yu Ge's body, and said: "Yu Ge, the clothes on my body are so tight that I can't breathe." ”

Yu Ge said: "Aren't you still panting now?" ”

Yu Wu pursed her lips and said, "You don't care about me at all!" ”

Yu Ge was inexplicable, ignored it, took off his imperial clothes and walked straight to the couch and fell down softly.

Yu Ge said: "What's wrong with you? ”

Yu Wu clasped his hands and said angrily, "Help me take off my clothes." ”

Yu Ge looked at Yu Wu and shouted, "Take it off yourself!" ”

Yu Wu lifted the silk mattress on Yu Ge's body and said, "You can't take it off!" ”

Yu Ge's eyes were full of helplessness, and he said, "Turn around." ”

Yu Wu obediently turned around, Yu Ge untied the hidden button behind her, and said, "The lining fades by yourself." ”

Yu Wu took off the lining and said, "Yu Ge, it's not strange for you to say it's strange. Fei Yu recruits the bed, the first pair, and the Yakui pair, all arranged in this way. What kind of medicine is in Fei Yu's gourd? ”

Yu Ge was speechless, Yu Wu glanced at Yu Ge, sleepy. Yu Wu felt tired, pulled a silk mattress for Yu Ge, and fell asleep with him.

On the second day, just after dawn, Hongyi led the team into the dormitory and said: "Wake up when the saint is on the morning, go to the court at the time, eat at noon, visit the garden from time to time, read and fold at the time of Shen, and go to bed at the time of the child." ”

Yu Wu said wistfully: "So...... Does this have anything to do with us? ”

Hongyi said: "The two girls can continue to fall asleep, don't blame me for not making it clear when you wake up." ”

Yu Ge wrapped himself in a silk mattress and continued to sleep, and Yu Wu said in Yu Ge's ear as if chanting: "Get up, Yu Ge." Get up, Yu Ge. Wake up ......"

Yu Ge covered his ears and said, "Don't make noise! ”

Yu Wu still read: "Get up, Yu Ge." ”

Yu Ge got up and left the bed uncomfortably when he heard this, and was startled, and said, "You don't knock on the door before you enter the house!" ”

Hongyi looked calm and calm, and said, "Rinse." ”

Before the words fell, the palace maid was busy.

Eyebrows, crowns and hats, the emperor and white, a heroic spirit swept between Yu Ge's eyebrows. Yu Wu was dumbfounded, and Liyi's hand paused.

Lip pointing, hairpins, and inlaid costumes seem to be a good painting in the world, Yu Ge raised his eyes and said, "Oh my God! Afterdance! How did you change your face! ”

Yu Wu was also surprised: "Yes! Yu Song! How did your face get to mine? ”

After a few surprises, the two laughed at the palace maids in the house, and Hongyi was no exception.

After rinsing, the two buckled their masks, and Hongyi said: "From now on, you will be the emperor, and you will be the queen." ”

……

Yu Wu sneered, and said in his heart: "Was this Hongyi's head kicked by a donkey early in the morning?" If Fei Yu hears such a big rebellion, maybe she won't be able to eat and walk around! ”

Hongyi shouted softly at Yu Wu, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Yu Ge glanced at Yu Wu, Yu Wu smiled even more exaggeratedly, she hugged her stomach and laughed: "My sister is the emperor, I will be the queen, is this worth it?" ”

Yu Ge said on the matter: "My sister and I participated in the election of the champion, and we came here for the sake of the saint, and now we are taught by Hongyi to be the emperor and queen... Something that doesn't quite fit? ”

Yu Wujiao said: "Yes! I just entered the palace, and I married my sister in such a daze. I'm so wronged! ”

Hongyi paused and said, "Just teach you to act in a play." It's not for you to do a fake show. ”

Yu Ge and Yu Wu said: "If this fake show is really done, then it will be worth it!" ”

The two glanced at each other, making a bent posture, Hongyi glanced at the two of them, and explained: "The Holy Lady did not say that he recruited her to sleep with her. Moreover, the emperor's first time to sleep, inexperienced, and it was very natural for him to go on a business trip. The reason is that the two of you sleep together, and it is no different from sleeping with the emperor. ”

Yu Wu exclaimed, "How is it the same?"

Yu Wu said again: "I go to bed with Yu Ge and sleep with the Empress of the Cloud Ladder, which is clearly the difference between mud and gold!" ”

Yu Ge said: "You mean I'm mud? ”

Yu Wu smiled: "Do you understand the metaphor!" ”

Hongyi smiled and said, "Don't say anything that has nothing to do with teaching!" ”

Yu Wu asked, "Then, how is the queen going to act?" ”

Yu Ge glanced at Yu Wu, and Hongyi said: "The queen is from Xiangyao Tower, although she is a woman in the Qinglou, she has a powdery and dusty posture, but Erya's measurement is no worse than the daughter of the noble family. Therefore, there are three ways to imitate the queen: first, smile; second, silence; Third, always have affection for the emperor. ”

Yu Wu talks a lot on weekdays, but now she smiles! Silent! I also have to be affectionate to Yu Ge from time to time! Yu Wu suddenly closed her eyes tightly and didn't dare to imagine.

Hongyi said: "The next thing is to imitate the emperor." First, he has a stern expression and a posture of being above the world. Second, the emperor has two sentences, first, he said to retire from the court in the court; Second, say retreat outside the court. These two sentences are for others. Third, always keep an inch away from the queen. ”

Other Yu Ge can accept it, but it is difficult for Yu Ge to accept Yu Wu not leaving an inch.

"Indeed, you will not leave an inch?"

Hongyi said: "Don't leave an inch." ”

Yu Ge said: "But is there anything else to do?" ”

Hongyi said: "No." ”

Yu Wu glanced at Yu Ge and said, "What?" Do you think I'd love to be with you all the time? ”

Yu Ge didn't answer, and said to Hongyi: "There's nothing else, right?" ”

Hongyi said: "There are many more. ”

From morning to night, listen to the imitation, and after the imitation is completed, Hongyi praised the two of them for their talent and intelligence.

Hongyi said: "The whole content is over. Tomorrow you can go about your business as usual. ”

Yu Ge probed: "We shouldn't commit any capital crimes like this, right?" ”

Hongyi said: "Girl, don't worry. All this is the will of God. ”

Yu Wu said: "The emperor's will? Then we did the difference between the emperor and the queen, isn't it boring for the emperor and the queen? ”

Hongyi said: "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask in the palace, and don't say what you shouldn't say." ”