Chapter 245: God of Food, God of Wine, God of War

Among the four ya, the second one, the rice bucket, and the third one, the drunkard, are the most talkative, and from time to time the two are bickering.

It's just that there is no overnight feud between the brothers, sometimes they quarrel and quarrel, the second brother persuades the younger brother to eat a piece of meat, and the younger brother also persuades the elder brother to drink wine, the meat may not be good meat, and the wine is definitely not good wine, but it does not affect the mutual politeness between the brothers, and then the sound is still the same.

"Who said that I can eat the feces of the big intestine out of the taste of the Buddha jumping over the wall, I am hungry and forget everything, okay?

Second brother, I made a mistake, you can talk about it for a lifetime, and if you do it again, you won't want to eat my prey next time. ”

Qin Zuoming snorted: "I want to eat, but you have to be willing to give it." ”

Qin Gongming said: Brother, when you eat a piece, you never really give it, you usually just give it up politely, and then eat it yourself.

Tianlang also heard that among the four ya, Qin Gongming is the most arrogant and domineering on weekdays, but most of the time when he is wild is because of a steamed bun or a bowl of noodles.

After the two fought for a few words, Qin Zuoming told Tianlang an anecdote about Qin Gongming.

Once, he was sent by Qin Liangyu to Chongqing on an errand, and he was hungry on the way, so he stopped in a wine shop and asked for three pork knuckles and five plates of sauced beef in a row.

That eating appearance made Xiao Er and the shopkeeper look stupid, and they were even afraid that he would run away and not give money after eating.

The second general felt a little urgent to urinate halfway through eating, so he held his stomach and went to the side of the road to facilitate it.

But as soon as I sat down, I found that I had missing a piece of beef on my plate.

"Straight lady thief, who stole Lao Tzu's beef?"

Qin Gongming was so angry that he slapped his waist knife on the table and glanced at the diners around him.

The diners were so frightened by his tiger roar that they stood up, and one of the diners, afraid of being beaten, honestly pointed him in the direction and said:

"This good man, when you went out just now, a group of guests who had just finished eating passed by your table after checking out, and when they saw that you were not there, they took a piece of meat and ate it.

I'm afraid I'm already far away at this point.

Count the meat, there's only one piece missing from your plate, isn't it, we didn't steal it, but one of the tall and thin men stole it. ”

Qin Gongming hung the roar of the knife qi on his waist, asked Xiao Er to come over and check out and pack, put the rest of the food into a baggage skin, and then jumped on the horse and started chasing.

The group that had to steal a piece of his beef was chased and cut down more than ten miles of mountain roads by a yellow-faced and thin-skinned ghost.

"Dare to steal General Ben's beef? Do you know that General Ben rarely spends money to buy meat to eat? Spit it all out to General Ben! ”

Isn't that rare?

If it weren't for the mission, General Qin Er would have spent some time going up the mountain to hunt game by himself.

Qin Gongming took a bite of the general's sprinkling and beating people, he was sorry enough for the silver to buy meat, and even more sorry for that piece of beef.

Since then, Qin Gongming's reputation has gradually spread.

Stealing a piece of his meat will be chased and cut down, and the gang is also owed, and in the end, it is said that they were beaten by General Qin Er and even vomited out the overnight meal.

There is a commander of the three armies who likes to do needlework, and she also has a second nephew who is both protective and never picky.

The third nephew is also an alcoholic, the kind that can drink himself without a single copper penny.

When they and Qin Gongming taunted each other, Qin Gongming also told Qin Zuoming's jokes.

It is said that this dignified and upright military general, when he has no money to buy wine, he will do carpentry work by himself, or sell finished products or work as a laborer for others, and he does not need to be paid as a laborer, as long as he gives wine to drink.

If the finished carpentry product can't be sold, and the laborers don't have customers, they can even lick their faces and go to the shopkeeper in each liquor store to ask for some sake lees.

If nothing else, just to satisfy hunger.

He also said that the lees are also very good, not only to relieve alcohol addiction, but also to detoxify and relieve heat.

For this kind of self-satisfied statement, Tianlang was also speechless after hearing it.

Qin Zuoming and Deng Ru cooked a pot of rice for Qin Liangyu, and the fragrant steam went straight to his nose.

The soldiers also came to the stream to fetch water and went back to cook.

Tianlang came to the stream where Ma Wannian was, washed his face with him, and then did not go back, but found a stone to sit down and invited Ma Wannian to sit too.

Seeing that Tianlang had taken off his shoes and socks first, he stepped barefoot into the cool stream and said, "Come, I ask you to wash your feet." ”

The corners of Ma Wannian's mouth twitched, Tianlang handed him his own cowhide wine bag again, Ma Wannian seemed to have some cleanliness habits, and he didn't reach out to pick it up, even if it was the emperor, he didn't give much face.

The young emperor didn't mind, and took a few big sips of the wine bag to himself.

With a gentle breeze and a stream under his feet, the fatigue of the march was mostly gone.

Ma Wannian didn't twist it, and also took off his shoes and the socks that Qin Liangyu had just sewn for him.

Stack two layers of thick cotton socks neatly on your knees and soak your feet in the stream.

Then I saw that at the bend in the lower reaches of the stream, Qin Yiming and his daughter Qin Zipei had just inspected the camp, and together with a few guards, they came to the stream at the latest.

But Tianlang and Ma Wannian are already soaking their feet.

Seeing that Qin Yiming, who was unaware, was just about to bow down his burly body, Qin Zipei took off his pocket first, picked up a bag of stream water and handed it to his father.

"Father, you drink first."

In the face of his daughter's filial piety, Qin Yiming had a strict father's expression on his face, and he raised his neck very reservedly and drank all the water in the douao.

Seeing Tianlang, my heart was sour.

Several pro-soldiers also fetched water together, but no one saw the upper reaches of the stream, Tianlang and Ma Wannian were blocked by stones, and their limbs and feet were stuck in the water.

One of the soldiers also took a long breath and said: What a pleasure.

Qin Zijin was a little disgusted with the pro-soldier's vulgar speech, and rolled his eyes to correct: "Isn't it just that the stream is still clear, and it is so pleasant to drink?" ”

She took the douao that Qin Yiming gave her, and she also had to go and take a sip of clear foot washing water.

But he found that Tianlang and Ma Wannian didn't look over, so they pretended not to look at this side.

The more he behaved, the more Qin Zipei narrowed his eyes with hatred.

"Hmph, dead Xiao Nian, pretend not to see me, I want to see what you do?"

Qin Zipei grew up with Ma Wannian since he was a child, and Ma Wannian's strangeness made Qin Zipei not even drink water, and tiptoed behind them.

The prank of the waves here also has certain sequelae.

He sniffed the smell of the new socks coming from Ma Wannian's knees, it was really not good, it was already pungent when he first put it on.

However, it can be seen that Qin Liangyu's female red is indeed very good, and it can be seen that the socks have taken a lot of thought, and the stitches are so fine that there are almost no traces.

Seeing that Tianlang's gaze was on his lap, Ma Wannian said lightly:

"Grandmother, she likes to be a female celebrity, likes to plant vegetables in the vegetable garden, and likes to serve flowers and plants, maybe the only thing she is most afraid of in this life is war."