"Dog, are you still going to the academy today?"

Wang Hou, who was biting the steamed bun in his mouth, was full of excitement and asked the dog who was drinking rice porridge.

The dog drank the porridge in the bowl in three or two bites, looked up at him, and then turned his head to look at Hua Shishi, who was also looking at him expectantly: "What's the matter, you two have something to do today?" ”

"Yes, we heard that we are going to cut off people's heads at the entrance of the vegetable market today!"

Wang Hou spewed spit in his mouth, pointed in the direction of the vegetable market, and repeated again: "I have to cut off several heads." ”

Hua 14 also added: "It's extreme, it's extreme, you have to cut off several heads." ”

The dog glanced at the two of them, rolled his eyes and said: "In the past two days, there have been beheadings at the entrance of the vegetable market every day, what is so rare!" ”

"It's not a dog, it's special to cut off the head today!" Wang Hou didn't even eat the steamed buns in his hand on a whim, turned around and explained mysteriously.

Cut off people's heads, isn't it a good man who committed a capital crime, before he died, he sang the "Song of the Strong Man", the executioner raised the ghost head knife, chopped it down, and the onlookers below shouted Hello, it's over, the blood is hula, what is there to see.

The dog glanced at him, said boredly, and went on eating.

Seeing that the dog didn't seem to understand, Hua Fourteen next to him turned around and whispered, "The prisoner is going to parade through the streets!" ”

"That prisoner doesn't walk the streets?" The dog replied impatiently.

"No, dog, today's prisoner is special!" The two shouted in unison.

"Special, special! What's so special, is it the officials who cut it? ”

"Not really!" Wang Hou shook his head and said.

The dog looked at the two of them dissatisfied, "Then you two say, what's special?" ”

The two teenagers opened their mouths, holding back their faces and blushing, but they didn't speak.

Huge Lang, who was also eating next to him, couldn't stand it anymore, and sneered at the two of them: "I heard that two of the prisoners who were cut today are women!" ”

"Female? Or both? ”

The dog glared at the servant in surprise.

Wang Hou and Hua Shishi smiled and said to the dog: "Let's not lie to you!" ”

Why do dogs be in a daze?

Because in ancient times, prisoners who were sentenced to death, except for those who were designated as important criminals or prisoners in special periods who needed to be executed immediately, other criminals had to be reported to the higher authorities and sent to the imperial court, repeatedly reviewed and corrected, and then waited for the emperor's pen to be decided, before approving the beheading.

Moreover, when executing prisoners, the government cannot kill them anytime and anywhere, but must need specific days and times, such as the "autumn decision" and "three o'clock in the afternoon" that later generations are familiar with, and that's it.

The reason is that people in ancient times loved superstition, believing that the trees withered in autumn and winter, and there was a sense of slaughter, and they should follow the will of heaven.

Most of the prisoners who were killed were men, and very few women were killed, because in ancient times, women also represented money, and even if it was a major crime of rebellion, they were often taken to the church department and used as official prostitutes.

However, in ancient times, when bureaucracy was rampant, the regulations of the imperial court were regulations, but when it came to the local area, there were often many "exceptions".

For example, a few days ago, a heavy fog triggered hundreds of large and small cases in Longzhou, and for a time the people of the whole city were panicked, and the imperial court specially invited a special order from Lizhou West Road to deter lawlessness, as long as the evidence of the case is conclusive and the prisoner pleads guilty, he can be executed on a special basis.

This is also the reason why the entrance of Longzhou City has been crowded recently, but the execution of a female prisoner is the first time, and it is two at a time.

The official office beats the prisoner's buttocks, both men and women have to pick up their pants for execution, and cutting off people's heads, although it is not to pick up their pants, but the outer clothes of female prisoners are to be stripped off, leaving only the inner close-fitting clothes, and those escorted officials will deliberately tear open the chest of female prisoners in order to earn boo, exposing, well.

Because of this dirty thought, two good teenagers have become obscene embryos.

"Go or not go dogs! Let's go together, I heard that there is a female prisoner who looks like a flower and jade, a peerless beauty. ”

Wang Hou winked at the dog with a gaze that only a man understands.

The dog laughed: "Bullshit beauty, have you ever seen whose beauty be beheaded?" ”

Wang Hou saw that the dog didn't believe it, so he pointed to Panglang and said, "If you don't believe it, ask Brother Pang." ”

Without waiting for the dog to ask, the big man pulled the rice bowl and said:

"Brother Hou is right! That beauty is, the old bustard of the dark kiln, provoked someone who shouldn't be messed with, so she was escorted to the vegetable market to stutter this knife. ”

"Old bustard?"

The dog seemed to understand something, and looked up and asked him, "Is the other woman a human trafficker?" ”

"Hey, how do you know!"

Hey, hey, the dog smiled mysteriously and said, "I also know who the two of them provoked!" ”

"Who is it?"

The dog pointed to the sky, and then pointed to the ground and smiled: "The sky of Longzhou, the master of this place." ”

"What do you mean?"

Three of you, look at me, I look at you and shake your head again and again.

The dog sighed, said stupidly, threw the dishes and chopsticks to wipe the corners of his mouth, and walked out of the house with his hands behind his back.

When Wang Hou saw it, he asked loudly, "Hey, dog, where are you going?" Didn't you say going to the Dharma field? ”

"What kind of law field to go to!" The dog said without looking back: "Before the head of the beauty is called a beauty, and the one who has no head is called a female ghost, if you want to go to you, I still have to go to the academy." ”

In the C house of Luyuan Academy, the dog moved from the front row of everyone to the back position, not because of the tall horse people in the same room, the fat head Tuo Liu Xiaofat who always loves to bully people, nor the most generous Xiao Wai Chen Tao, not to mention Wang Zhixing, who is the best academically, and because the exit of this house is open at the back.

Counting that today is the fifth day of school, the gentleman who teaches his homework in this house, the dog has already felt it clearly, not to mention the rest, just mentioning his habit of class, the dog is a little speechless.

As soon as the class started, let everyone recite the homework he taught yesterday one by one, and then start a new class after all the inspections were completed.

I learn five or six sentences every day, and I always turn over and over these, and the dog is very impatient, especially when I encounter a stupid student who stammers for half a day and can't finish reciting, the dog is in a hurry.

For example, the fat head Tuo Liu Xiaopang, the body is like a fat pig, the head is more like, and the students who are making fast progress have memorized "ten eyes to see, ten hands to point, its strictness", he is still stumbling and saying, "If you want to govern your country, you must first cultivate your body!" ”

Then he was hit hard by Mr., and his body trembled, so that his already exhausted brain power completely stopped cooking.

"Go down! You don't start a new class today, and continue to review your previous lessons! ”

Liu Xiaopang said yes with tears in his eyes, and obediently went back to his seat.

The gentleman held the ring ruler and casually pointed to the dog who was half-stretching out of the door and said, "Zhao Dagou, you come and recite." ”

When the dog heard his name being called, he quickly turned in, got up and said yes, then walked quickly to him and said, "Mr. Hui, I'm ready." ”

Hearing the dog's reply, the gentleman who was originally kneeling on the futon, crossed his legs, and said lazily: "Well, carry it." ”

"The way of the university is in Mingmingde...... Ten points out, its strictness! ”

With the sound of the dog's fluent recitation, the gentleman, who was still staring at the dog at first, also closed his eyes and shook his head as if he was napping.

"Sir, I'm done reciting!" The dog arched his hand to wake him up.

"Well, that's good! I've memorized all the sentences, what is the interpretation? ”

The dog said, "Remember, student! ”

"I ask you, 'Those who are sincere do not deceive themselves'!"

"Mr. Hui, this sentence is to make yourself honest!"

A short sentence made Mr. stunned, looked at the dog and wondered: "It's gone?" ”

The dog arched his hand, "gone."

When doing learning, you should have a cautious and sincere mentality, although the little baby in front of you is smart, but her temperament is really out of tune, and the angry gentleman pointed to the dog and reprimanded: "Nonsense, how can the words of the saint be so misinterpreted!" ”

The dog pouted, "That's what the saint said!" ”

Seeing that the dog dared to talk back, the gentleman blew his beard angrily and glared: "Nonsense, the sage clearly said, 'The so-called honesty of one's thoughts is not to deceive oneself and others'!" That's all you say. ”

The dog rolled his eyes and hummed softly, who knew that this time completely angered Mr., picked up the ring ruler on the table and said angrily to the dog:

"Reach out!"

The dog sighed and stretched out his right hand.

"Change hands!"

Well, he's a gentleman, and he can't be messed with.

Bang bang bang.

Three sounds, the dog grinned and turned back, well, went straight out.

This time, it wasn't the dog who sneaked out, but the gentleman told the dog to get out of the penalty station.

"Well deserved! Makes you scream! ”

Wang Zhixing, who was called by the next gentleman to recite his homework, laughed at the dog fiercely when he passed by the dog, and laughed at the dog fiercely in a voice that could only be heard by the two of them.

The dog glanced at him, who was three years older than him, but only as tall as his eyebrows, and turned his head to look at Mr. who happened to be drinking water, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and tripped over his feet.

There was a sound in the cave, and the man crawled on the ground.

This movement naturally alarmed the gentleman in front of the lectern, only to see him look at Wang Zhixing who was kneeling on the ground suspiciously, and said with excitement on his face as soon as he coughed: "You can be taught, you are so respectful, I will definitely give the dean a point, and you will naturally be among the people who will participate in the academy competition next month!" ”

Wang Zhixing, who originally wanted to sue the dog for his black appearance, didn't point to the dog anymore when he heard him say this, and kowtowed to Mr. with excitement on his face.

"Okay, come and memorize your homework."

Wang Zhixing said well, so he ran over happily.

This kid is really lucky, the dog said a word, and walked out.

When the man came out of the house, he didn't think about it obediently, but skillfully walked to the second room on the south side, coughed and said to the gentleman, who was also checking the students' homework:

"Sir, the student is late again today!"

The gentleman, who also had a tuft of beautiful hair, stroked his beard and smiled at the dog and said, "It's okay, you are late because you have to take care of your sick brother, it's not rude, come in, review yesterday's homework, and come over and recite it to me later." ”

The dog bowed respectfully and said, "Yes, sir." ”

The person sat down behind the last row of low tables, picked up the wet cloth in front of the table, wiped his hands attentively, and asked the classmate at the front table to borrow the annotated notes of the transcription, read it silently, muttered and recited it again, and asked another classmate next to him if he had any questions.

And so, after a quarter of an hour, the dog returned the notes to the man in front of him, stood up, walked up to the gentleman, and said, "Sir, the student is ready!" ”

"Well, carry it!"

"Zi said: Clever words, fresh and benevolent ......"