Chapter 143: Cellmates
After listening to the news delivered by Li Si, Li Mu immediately understood what Li Shimin's idea was. secretly said despicable in his heart, everyone is a man, who can leave his wife? Dignified emperor, this kind of trick is used, there is really no lower limit.
Almost without thinking about it, Li Mu knew that he was doomed. Because he himself knows that he can't do without Bai Qiaoqiao. The two were newly married for less than three months, which is a critical moment to explore the true meaning of life. As a man with strong blood, how can you endure it?
What a vicious ploy! To turn a man with strong blood into a eunuch!
Shepherd Li sighed, do you want to admit defeat? For such reasons? If you just walk out of this prison door, will you still be able to hold your head up in Chang'an in the future? A man who can't live without his wife will be looked down upon in this era, right?
No way! I have to support it again!
Li Mu gritted his teeth and decided to hold on for two more days. Even if he admits in two days, it will at least be a little less humiliating than now. Maybe for the sake of him solving the problem of salt and mines, Li Shimin may not be able to give a step.
That's it, insist on it!
Li Mu whispered to Li Si and made an explanation. Li Siyi took note of them one by one, turned around and left the cell. Seeing Li Si walk out, the cell boss came over and asked, "Master Hou, what did you tell him?" ”
Li Mu raised his hand and pumped back, and with a snap, there was a red mark on the cell leader's face: "Benhou's matter, you also deserve to ask?" What kind of thing are you! Get away! It's annoying to look at you! ”
The cell boss covered his face and muttered about what to say, but he didn't dare to say it, sniffed twice, turned around and ran out.
I have been a cell boss in Dali Temple for a lifetime, and it is the first time I have met such a master. The prisoners I met before, no matter what their status, even if they were royal relatives and nobles. When I entered the cell of this Dali Temple, the dragon had to be coiled, and the tiger had to lie down. Who doesn't treat him, who is the head of the cell, with good words, coaxing, and rushing to give money for wine? Why was he beaten today?
The cell boss cried and tried to find Sun Fujia's theory, but halfway through, he stopped again. What's the use of looking for it, this is a person who even the emperor dares to scare...... That's it, I can't afford to provoke it, just hide it!
When he was feeling sorry for himself, there was a voice at the door, and the cell boss looked over and saw a few servants, pressing a person to the side of the prison. The cell boss hurried up to meet him and asked, "Who is this?" I don't know if there is a ...... living in the prison today" He was still stunned for a moment, and he didn't know how to describe Li Mu, saying that he was a prisoner? How can there be such a prisoner? Stunned for a moment, he slurred, and said, "Who is this person?" What did you do? ”
An errand officer answered: "This is from Chang'an County, the people of the Dugu family fought with others and destroyed other people's shops." Let him lose money, and he will not lose. also injured the poor person, Chang'an County asked for his identity, and learned that this kid was a Zhenwei captain, and it was inconvenient to deal with it, so he sent it over. ”
Captain Zhenwei is the facial features of the sixth grade, and if an ordinary soldier wants to be promoted to this position, it is impossible to go through several big battles without three or five years. But for the people of the Dugu family, as long as the young children of the clan join the army, they can start from this position, which is the unique honor of the Longyou nobles.
As soon as the cell boss heard it, he knew what was going on. When it came to Duguval, Chang'an County was afraid of offending people, so it found an excuse to lead the water to the east.
But nominally, Chang'an County is indeed not qualified to try people with official positions. It is also appropriate to send it to Dali Temple to ask for guilt, and the cell head is not Sun Fujia, he is just a cell boss, and when a prisoner comes, he can only take him into custody and has no power to dismiss. But when I thought of the old man in the prison now, the head of the cell hurt. On weekdays, there is no prisoner in Dali Temple for a month, so why is it lively all of a sudden.
The cell leader sighed and said, "You go and talk to Sun Shaoqing personally, and the others, take the prisoner and come with me." ”
The servants answered, and the man who had just answered went to find Sun Fujia to settle the formalities. The cell boss took the prisoner back to the prison.
Li Mu was nibbling on chicken legs, when he suddenly heard footsteps and looked up. I saw that the head of the cell was in front, and the two servants were escorting a man behind, against the wall, as if they were about to slip over.
Li Mu frowned and said, "Hey! The cell boss! ”
The cell boss was frightened, but he didn't dare to ignore it, so he quickly stood still, squeezed out a smile and said, "Master Hou, what do you command?" ”
"Where did you get someone? What did he do? ”
"Uh......" The cell boss hesitated, logically speaking, the people of Dali Temple must keep it secret if they commit anything. But just received a slap, and now his face is still faintly painful, and there are no officials on the left and right, for the sake of his own face, the cell boss still said, "Back to the Hou Ye, this guy beat people on the street, smashed people's shops, didn't lose money, and injured poor people." Because he had the identity of Zhenwei Lieutenant, Chang'an County could not deal with it, so he was sent to Dali Temple. Don't worry, I'll put him in a corner, and I'll make sure I won't disturb you. ”
"Chang'an County?" Li Mu sneered and said, "Wang Zhongyuan, right?" I think that at the beginning, he was partial to Cui Yuyan, and he also wanted to arrest my wife and concubine! I already knew what he was! The people he arrested must be wronged! I can't watch you brutalize good people, you open the cell door and let him be in a cell with me. ”
"This ......," said the cell leader, whose eye saw that we had mutilated good people. But he didn't dare to talk to Li Mu, hesitated, and obediently opened the door.
"Let's go inside!" The cell boss pushed the prisoner and said, "This is Zhulu Hou, it's different from you, you should be careful, don't make Hou Ye unhappy." If I kill you, I will die in vain! ”
Li Mu listened uncomfortable, why did he say this as if I was a bad person, frowning and glaring: "Use your nonsense!" Get lost! ”
"Eh, eh, ......" The cell boss quickly slipped away.
The prison was quiet again.
Li Mu continued to gnaw on the chicken legs, Li Chongyi continued to gnaw on the rest of the chicken, and the new prisoner found a corner and squatted down by himself, without looking at them, leaning against the wall and pretending to sleep.
Li Mu asked for more than 20 candles, all of which were lit, and the cell was as bright as day, and he could see it clearly. Although the new prisoner had a sideways face, Li Mu could still see that this guy was a little white face, and he was very handsome, with clear eyebrows.
Li Mu was a human being in two lifetimes, and he didn't grow a handsome face that could be called handsome twice, and he had a congenital disgust for the handsome same sex in his heart. When he saw that this little white face was deep and concave, he deliberately made the sound of eating loud. But the benevolent brother just didn't look up, as if he hadn't heard.
Li Mu didn't give up, he walked over with a chicken leg, squatted in front of the little white face, and continued to smack his mouth, this time there was not only a sound attack, but also a taste attack...... As annoying as it is, it's as annoying as it gets.
The little white face finally opened his eyes.
The indifferent eyes stared at Li Mu's face.
If he was an Ultraman, Li Mu would have been evaporated by the laser by now.
But unfortunately, he is not an Ultraman, and his eyes are not lasers. Li Mu and the two generations of people have accumulated a lot of face, and he can't help it at all.
Helplessly, he had no choice but to speak.
"Can you stay away from me?"
"Huh?" Li Mu was stunned, he thought he had heard it wrong, obediently, no wonder this little white face looked so good-eyed, and dared to love a female! Woman dressed as a man?
Li Mu stared at it carefully, and asked as if confirmed, "Are you a woman?" ”
Xiao Bai glanced at him and said angrily: "I'm a man!" ”
I'm a man. Four words, gently urging, like a yellow bird, there is no feeling of a man at all. Li Mu was a little confused, the environment in which he lived in his previous life was that there were many 'androgynous' artists who performed. But even the best of them can hear a little bit of their own gender. But the person in front of him, speaking in a voice that doesn't smell like a man at all. Close your eyes and listen, you can live as a girl, and she is also a girl with a 'girly voice'.
Li Mu leaned in a little closer, staring at someone's neck. He wanted to see if there was an Adam's apple, and if it had an Adam's apple, it was a man, and if it didn't, it was a woman...... But his move obviously angered the other party. Xiao Bai's face turned red, and he raised his hand and pushed it towards Li Mu's shoulder.
It's too late, it's too soon! At the moment when Xiao Baiyan's hand was about to touch Li Mu's shoulder, Li Chongyi, who was eating chicken, suddenly widened his eyes, threw the chicken in his hand, stretched out his big hand between the lightning and flint, grabbed Li Mu's neck collar, and threw him behind him, and at the same time the other hand was on Xiao Baimian's hand, the two of them faced each other, Li Chongyi shook slightly, Xiao Bai's face snorted, his back hit the wall heavily, making a dull sound, and his arm drooped.
Li Chongyi grabbed the giant axe and cut it off as soon as he saw it. Li Mu hurriedly dragged him, and with his strength, the trajectory of the axe deviated slightly, and he shaved the head of the little white face, cutting out a furrow in the wall.
The cell boss ran in in a panic, and when he saw the deep ditch on the wall, he didn't dare to step forward, and said far away: "Master Hou, if this guy offends you, don't be busy getting angry, you say, I'll lock him up in another place!" Don't kill him, I forgot to say just now, he is from the Dugu family! Can't be killed! ”
"Get out!"
"Okay!"
The cell boss is very obedient, anyway, he has fulfilled his obligation to remind, and it can't be relied on if something really happens.
Li Mu stared at the little white face, amazed. He now believes that Little White Face is a man. Because it is impossible for a woman to take Li Chongyi's blow, and this little white face looks thin and weak, but her strength is not small. can actually make Li Chongyi shake a little, which is really a bit of strength.
Li Mu came to Xiao Baimian again and said, "You have also seen that you are not my brother's opponent at all, if you touch me again, he will shoot you to death immediately." Got it? Now, if I ask you a question, you will answer honestly. You don't try to resist, you don't want to be silent, if you don't answer my questions...... I'll let my brother strip you naked. ”
The little white face seemed to think of something terrible, and there was a look of fear in his eyes, and after a long time, he nodded.
"Listen, first question, what's your name?"
"My name is Dugu Jiu."