In the imperial study, there is a little girl who is coquettish to her emperor uncle.

"Uncle Emperor, why are you so busy, busy with official business every day, people are going to turn into wood!"

Seeing that the emperor was obsessed with official duties and was silent, Shu Jue leaned a little closer: "Uncle~ When you were the fourth prince before, you played birds with me every day!" ”

"I am not the fourth highness of the past now, I am the king of a country, how can I have fun every day and ignore government affairs?"

"Uncle, the imperial nephew saw that your life was really boring, so I sent you three imperial concubine birds."

"Oh? Is it? Imperial Bird... It's fresh. ”

"Today's harem, the queen held a hundred flowers poetry meeting, and she didn't dare to show off in front of the imperial aunt, so she had to send strange birds to help the fun, and relieve the boredom of uncles and aunts?"

"The Queen's Hundred Flowers Poetry Club?"

"Exactly."

"Then I'll take a look, and by the way, take a look at the imperial concubine bird you said."

"Obey~"

This "imperial concubine bird" is jumping up and down, and more than a dozen palace daughters and eunuchs are in battle, but they can't do anything about them.

Suddenly, a little eunuch saw the signs of movement of one of the "imperial concubine birds", and pounced forward, because he was too focused, he didn't notice that the person in front of him was Concubine Chen.

The "Imperial Concubine Bird" didn't catch it, but saw the beautiful little bird fluttering its wings in the sky and drawing a yellow symbol.

"Twitter......twitter"

It was just like that, and the excrement of the yellow "Imperial Concubine Bird" flowed from the top of Concubine Chen's head down the hair to her cheeks.

"Ahh

Concubine Chen's face was pale, frightened, and her expression froze for a moment, and she didn't dare to move, she could only scream in shock.

"What are you dog minions doing?"

The palace maids on the side were busy wiping the wet silk for Concubine Chen, and Concubine Chen was furious: "Why don't you catch these shitty things alive for me and pinch their necks for me." ”

"Who dare?"

The emperor was majestic, and the stars were generally greeted to the imperial garden, followed by the little lord Shujue.

"See the emperor, the emperor Wan'an."

Everyone was in unison and paid homage to the dragon's face.

The lord of Shujue ordered his subordinates early and poured strong medicine into the "Imperial Concubine Bird", which was used by people who usually play cockfighting to cheat before the game.

After ordinary birds take it, the effect will be more prominent, such as open defecation, including abnormal excitability......

"Twitter ......"

One of the imperial concubine birds fluttered its wings and flew to Shujue's feet, and the little county lord gently picked it up, smoothed the hair, and hugged it to his chest.

"Uncle Emperor, this is the Imperial Concubine Bird I told you."

Just now, the palace maids and eunuchs under Concubine Chen chased after these imperial concubine birds, causing their feathers to fall off, and the birds looked really embarrassed, and the emperor was very unhappy when he saw it.

Concubine Chen was so open-minded in the harem that she abused the pet that Lord Shujue gave to His Majesty, and now she hit the muzzle of the gun.

"The concubine deserves death, and I hope the emperor will forgive the sin!"

Concubine Chen knelt on the ground and didn't dare to get up.

The emperor did not respond, nor did he let Concubine Chen get up, but asked the eunuch beside him: "Today is the Hundred Flowers Poetry Meeting of the Empress Mother?" ”

"Back to the emperor, exactly."

"Then why don't you see the queen?"

As soon as the words fell, I saw the queen driving, dressed in plain clothes but elegant.

"Meet the Emperor."

"The queen doesn't have to be formal."

The emperor looked back at Concubine Chen again, wearing a phoenix crown and a phoenix dress, which was bewitching and annoying. Looking at the "Imperial Concubine Bird" sent by the lord of Shujue, with a golden crown and a bright red body, this is really a great irony.