Chapter 103 is funny
Rush here!"
The little mushroom shouted in tears, Miao Miao pulled the little mushroom and jumped off the toad, and in a blink of an eye, there was thunder and lightning, and Ling Xiao's voice sounded, "Your opponent is me!"
Jin Ling's eyes turned red instantly, two fangs popped out, and Miao Miao trembled and shouted, "Run, as long as he is here, he can't take us!"
She can also see that Jin Ling's ability to get here has been weakened, and her grandmother's words are true.
"Run?!"
Jin Ling's eyes were full of evil energy, and with those red eyes, it looked particularly terrifying.
"You're really not keeping your word!"
He pounced, and a purple thunderbolt "swished" over, with the breath of the most rigid and yang, and instantly bounced Jin Ling away, and a burnt smell of skin and flesh spread, Miao Miao fixed his eyes and was scared.
Damn! Ling Xiao, what kind of spell is this? So domineering?!
I saw that Jin Ling's white clothes were instantly scorched black, and the skin on his waist was exposed, and it was also scorched, and a stream of blood flowed out.
But in the next second, Miao Miao's eyes fell again.
I saw that the black flesh quickly fell off, and new flesh grew again, and the blood soon stopped flowing, as if nothing had happened.
Someone grabbed him by the collar, "Don't get in the way." ”
"Whoosh", huh? I'm flying?
"Damn, you bastard, you actually threw me like a punching bag?!"
A rattan was pulled out, wrapped around the toad's legs, pulled himself back, and said angrily, "What do you mean?!"
Ling Xiao ignored her, only looked at Jin Ling and said, "Do you still want to take her away?"
As he spoke, a purple ball appeared in his hand, and the ball glowed purple, spinning rapidly, exuding terrifying power.
Jin Ling squinted, "Nine Heavens God Thunder...... You are the body of pure yang. ”
Ling Xiao smiled but didn't answer, his good-looking thin lips raised slightly, and he said word by word: "Do you want to do it again?"
He looked at the sky, and without saying a word, it showed everything.
"Arrogant people don't live long. ”
Jin Ling also sneered, and with a wave of his hand, he sent Hongsheng out, "Let him play with you." ”
Miao Miao was horrified, "This is a Mahayana period of cultivation zombies, don't hold on!"
Ling Xiao smiled, jumped slightly, and a voice came from above, "Miao Miao, take a good look and see if I am qualified to contract with you." ”
The toad's eyes widened, this kid was so arrogant!
"Look for death!"
Jin Ling's eyes narrowed, and a murderous aura suddenly emanated from his body, and the stunned grandeur suddenly moved.
"Boom!", the toad grabbed Miao Miao and the little mushroom, jumped suddenly, withdrew dozens of zhang, and then saw that the place was already a raging storm, the sea water was boiling, the sky and the ground were instantly connected, and the huge waves with more than a dozen stories of buildings rushed towards Ling Xiao.
Miao Miao exclaimed, "He's the Water Spirit Root!" Ling Xiao, be careful!"
"Look for death!"
Ling Xiao's eyes revealed a murderous aura, not only did he not dodge in the face of the huge waves, but he dived, and he hit the huge waves with a critical attack!
"Zilala!"
A terrible sound sounded, and countless currents suddenly boiled in the sea, and there were many fine wires in the water when you saw it, dense and boundless.
Miao Miao was stunned there, suddenly slapped her head suddenly, and shouted in distraction: "Rub! How did I forget this principle?!"
In addition to pure water, ordinary water can conduct electricity! If you add some metal ions, it will be even more powerful!
Thinking of this, Miao Miao felt that a door had opened in front of her, a door to open a new world. The three thousand worlds, each different, but also the same, the five elements are mutually reinforcing, isn't it the confirmation of the scientific outlook?
And then......
She covered her mouth: Hold on, hold back, no, I want to laugh so much!
Seawater...... Haha! What kind of water is not good for you, but you still get a seawater out, isn't this an automatic addition of a moving electric charge?! Salt is an electrolyte!
No, I want to laugh, Ling Xiao is yin enough, and he actually got metal, this is going to electrocute the Hongsheng old boy!
The screams sounded, the sea water that had just swelled, and the storm receded instantly, leaving only a sleek middle-aged zombie uncle.
"Poof!"
Miao Miao still laughed, hugged her stomach and laughed, pointed at Hongsheng and said: "There are a lot of chest hairs!
"Poof!"
Jin Ling suddenly fell, spit out a mouthful of blood, Miao Miao was stunned, and suddenly understood, "You used the soul puppet technique, Hongsheng was injured, and you will also be counterattacked!!"
"Emperor!"
Several figures quickly appeared, with a bitter and bitter expression, "Emperor, subordinates should be damned!"
Jin Ling wiped the blood on his lips, and stared at Miao Miao with a pair of handsome eyes, seeing that Miao Miao's heart was furious.
"Miao Miao, he injured me, are you happy?"
He clutched his chest, a faint feeling of pain. It was a feeling he had been familiar with, a pain that Beloved Master had only experienced when he showed his true face.
The scene more than 4,000 years ago appeared in front of me, on the dangerous peak, a Bodhi tree was quietly erected, and Yuqi broke off a branch from it and hit his heart.
The corpse qi has penetrated into the heart, and only the branches and leaves of the Bodhi tree can suppress the corpse qi. After the branch burrowed into his body, it quickly turned into a cloud of green light, enveloping the corpse qi, and he lived for another hundred years.
As soon as she stepped into the Sword Pavilion, he felt her breath, it was the Bodhi Tree of the Danger Peak! He didn't dare to believe it, but it wasn't until she fought the toad that he was convinced that the Bodhi Tree had transformed and came here.
The branches had already turned into vines and trapped his heart, if it weren't for the branches, he would have gone crazy, he was willing to marry her, and he was willing to share this earth-destroying power with her, why did she hate herself so much?!
Resentment gathered in his heart, his face became hideous, his fangs became longer, his eyes became redder, the appearance of a gentle gentleman collapsed instantly, and his nails grew old, "If you bear me, I will kill you!"
After that, it was a yin wind, full of evil qi emerged from the body, and soon the sky above darkened, Miao Miao looked at the sky in horror, and the evil qi dwelling covered the sun!
The other zombies suddenly screamed, their voices were sad and sad, and a feeling of compassion and sadness suddenly arose in Miao Miao's heart, and she unconsciously took two steps forward and said: "Senior, dust to dust, dust to dust, you and I are not from the same world, why do you force it?"
"Humph!"
Jin Ling sneered, "You promised to stay with me, but now you are backtracking, you are as despicable as Hongsheng!"
After saying that, the evil qi condensed in his hand swung towards Miao Miao, and a purple thunderbolt blocked Miao Miao's face, Ling Xiao sneered, "Your opponent is me." ”
"Get out!"
A purple-eyed zombie jumped out, "Where did you come from, dare to offend the emperor?!"
"Emperor, Emperor, Emperor!"
Miao Miao waved her hand, and in an instant, a raging fire ignited around her, and countless lotus karmic fires bloomed around her, "Sister Huangni, senior, since you don't care about Miao Miao's feelings back then, then don't blame Miao Miao for being polite!"
Jin Ling sneered, "What do you want?"
After a pause, he said: "The Red Lotus Karma Fire is powerful, but unfortunately, you are still too young." ”
"What if you add purple anode fire?"
A voice sounded suddenly, everyone was stunned, and looked at Miao Miao, the voice came from her body.
Miao Miao was also stunned there, only to see a figure pop up in front of her, "Erha?!ah, no, Master?!"
She patted her head, how could she forget about it?
"Just a Mahayana clone wants to defeat me?"
Ge Yu smiled and pouted at the toad, "There's a catastrophe demon here." ”
After that, he shouted at the sky, "Fellow Daoists, there are zombies here, come and fight!"
“......”
it!
Are these two really funny?
Miao Miao covered her face, and suddenly she didn't want to admit that this was her master.
Jin Ling stared coldly, the color of his eyes slowly returned to normal, his nails and fangs retracted, he glanced at Miao Miao, and said to a few zombies: "Let's go!"
Huh?
Several zombies quickly disappeared, and Miao Miao was puzzled: "Why is this leaving?"
"They have a lot of plans. ”
Ling Xiao sneered, "There are many Jindan monks in the Sword Pavilion, although the other party is a drought fish, but if you really want to match, life will not be easy." ”
"Ouch, you're still a little smart!"
Ge Yu came over and patted Ling Xiao, "But you're not quite right. ”
Ling Xiao looked at him, Ge Yu crossed his waist and laughed, "When they leave, they are naturally afraid of me, the strongest man in the continent! Ha, ha, ha, hahahaha! Ale, why are you leaving? Little apprentice, why don't you call Master?! Hey, where are you going?"
There is no way to save the retarded!
"Ale, apprentice, wait for Master! Master has to go back to Jade Perry, or he will have to go back to his original body in a while. ”
"You'd better go back. ”
The corners of Miao Miao's mouth twitched, "There are catastrophe demons here, and toads don't dare to say that they are the strongest men in the mainland, you are just a Mahayana, ouch, why are you beating me?!"
"What are you talking about?!What are you talking about?!What are you talking about?!?!?
Ge Yu was so angry that he stomped his feet, "How did I accept such an unconscious apprentice as you, ouch, ouch, my heart hurts, apprentice, let that little purple snake out, and rub her heart for the master! Hmph! Let her lie to my apprentice, and now the master will let her be a slave!"
"Don't!"
"Why not?!"
Miao Miao stopped, looked at Ge Yu and said, "Master, have you been peeping in Jade Perry?"
"Nonsense!"
Ge Yu shook his head repeatedly, "This is just my doppelganger, you used the sacrificial technique to see it when I felt you were in danger......
Green tendons burst out on her head, Miao Miao clenched her fists and stretched out, and asked, "Do you know what this is?"
Ge Yu looked confused, "This, this hand!"
"Bang!"
received a punch in the stomach, and Miaomiao's roar resounded through the earth, "This is a fist!
"Deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors! Fellow Daoists, there are people here who deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors! Come and see! Ouch, you are really ruthless! The master is also beaten!"
Ge Yu hugged his stomach and cried: "Master's heart hurts so much, ah, it hurts, you let the little purple snake come out and rub it for me......"