Chapter Eighty-Eight: Cute Jokes

Chapter 88 Cute jokes

The Dornes were closer, and not only could they hear their cries, but they could also smell the fermented sweat and food scraps on their bodies.

"My lord, the stranger didn't run away!"

"Take off his head to get ten golden dragons, and you can double the number of people who catch him alive!"

"He's mine!"

"This stranger's skin is so white and so delicate, can you make the brothers happy before handing it over?"

All of them were relaxed, they took their bows and arrows, took up their swords and guns, and spoke all sorts of vulgar words in a relaxed manner. The Dornians also have reason to feel relaxed, there are a hundred of them, and even if the strangers on the dunes in front of them are reincarnated and Robert is resurrected, surrounded by so many people, there is only one way to die.

Although Robert was killed by a wild boar, he was still recognized as the number one warrior in the Seven Kingdoms.

The dunes are a bit high, and the horses can't rush up, and the camels can't rush up. After the Dornish reached the bottom of the dunes, some rushed to the side to prevent the enemy from escaping, while most jumped off their mounts, climbed up with their weapons, and began to shout loudly.

"Hey, stranger, come down honestly!"

"That's it, don't try to escape, or we'll nail you to the sun for three days!"

"Oh," Chen Cheng smiled kindly at the Dornite who was getting closer and closer, "you are so enthusiastic, then I can't be left behind, so I'll tell you a very cute joke." ”

"Moe jokes? What the hell is that? ”

Chen Cheng took a deep breath on the sand dunes, letting a whirlpool of air grow around him, "Cute joke, that's it!" ”

His right palm pushed out towards the enemy in front of him, "Beidou - just palm wave!" ”

In Japanese, the pronunciation of "Gangzhangbo" is very similar to "moe joke", which is why Chen Cheng will say "moe joke".

Some scholars say that this world has a history of 40,000 years, and some scholars claim that it is 500,000 years old, but whether it is 500,000 years or 40,000 years, it is much longer than the Beidou God Fist, which is only 2,000 years old. But the strength and magnitude of power are not measured by the length of time.

Cold weapons have been recorded for more than 5,000 years on Earth, and nuclear bombs have only been around for a few decades, but no one has ever thought that weapons made of bronze and steel would be more powerful than nuclear bombs. What's more, these Dornites in front of the Beidou God Fist may not be more courageous than the Dornists a hundred years ago.

"Gang Palm Wave" is the "mystery" in the Fist of the Big Dipper, which can be used in Rao's hands to smash skyscrapers hundreds of meters away. Chen Cheng felt that his current boxing skills had surpassed Rao's, and the power of "Gang Palm Wave" would become stronger. As he thought, this is exactly what happened.

The Hokuto Okuyi carved a passage of blood and meat sauce through the rushing Dorn, and after breaking through seven or eight people, he plowed a deep ravine in the yellow sand. The palm soared out hundreds of meters, blasting a sand dune in the distance into yellow sand flying in the sky.

"Scared!"

"How is that possible?"

"Witchcraft, this must be witchcraft!"

Chen Cheng was perched on top of the sand dunes, satisfied with the power of his fists. In the world of the Big Dipper God Fist, his boxing skills have gone to the limit, reaching the point where he can no longer move forward. After returning to the original world, the power was almost beaten back to a circle. In the process of regaining strength, he and Lin Mengchu had more insights.

When I arrived in the world of "A Song of Ice and Fire", I encountered the same thing as before, and the original surging fighting spirit became dry. After more than a month, he regained all his strength. This time, Chen Cheng saw more different things, and the power of his fist technique has improved again.

The Dornish were stunned by the ferocious blow, and many froze in place, except for a few noble officers who shouted, "Shoot him with arrows!" ”

The people of Dorn are extremely brave in their bones, and the harsh environment here has cultivated the style of the people who are not afraid of death. Since it is so difficult to live, dying vigorously on the battlefield is the pursuit of many people. It is with this kind of fierce folk customs that Aegon Targaryen the "Conqueror" 300 years ago could not completely conquer this land, and finally had to choose to conclude a peace treaty.

Now they are not facing dragons, but they are enemies that are more dangerous than dragons. Hearing the shouts of the officers, some of the Dorne soldiers were still in a state of shock and hesitation, but the rest reacted. They shouted loudly, let out incomprehensible howls, cheered themselves up, and then launched a brave charge.

Faster than the charging soldiers were the arrows and crossbows fired by the Dorn. Dozens of arrows shot over, Chen Cheng did not retreat or dodge, but stretched out his arms and stirred in the air in front of him, using another mystery of the Beidou God Fist, "Two fingers vacuum handle!" ”

The arrow flew backwards, killing the Dornish who were bending their bows and arrows. In front of Chen Cheng, who has already practiced the Beidou God Fist to the extreme, flying props that are not powerful enough are useless at all!

There are only more than 100 Dorns who caught up, and they were killed by "just palm wave" and "two-finger vacuum", which is equivalent to directly reimbursing 20% of the troops, how can this be fought? Those who charged in front had not yet noticed the tragic situation behind, but the noble officers saw it clearly.

The enemy was so powerful that the Dornites hesitated. Just as they hesitated, the soldiers in the front row had already rushed to the top of the dune, and they howled, shouters, brandishing their swords and slashing at Chen Cheng. For these attacks, Chen Cheng responded to the "Chuan Chong Fierce Wave!" in the Southern Dou Holy Fist! ”

The insubstantial and tangible half-moon of fighting energy surged wildly, slicing the approaching Dorne soldiers into pieces, along with the weapons in their hands. Fragments of stumps flew through the air, and in an instant, the sky and the earth were stained the color of blood. The blood mist sprayed in the air, and there was actually a strange and gorgeous beauty.

Ordinary Southern Dipper Holy Fist heirs can only blast out a "Fighting Qi Slash" with all their might, Chen Cheng has naturally already exceeded the concept of "ordinary", he used the "Beidou Turning Dragon Breathing Method" to push, and casually sent out more than a dozen "Transmission Waves", cutting the more than ten Dorn soldiers who rushed to the front into pieces.

This horrific attack immediately knocked down the crumbling morale of the Dorn, and some officers in the rear shouted: "This is the devil!" Then without looking back, he rushed to the horse, jumped on the horse, and fled in the direction from which he came.

The Dorne soldiers in front did not dare to go up to fight the enemy again, but turned around and fled under the dunes. On the one hand, the Dornites are not afraid of death, but when facing a strong enemy, they will also turn like the wind. Their best help is the brutal environment, and many times, instead of defeating the enemy in frontal combat, they rely on the vast desert to drag the enemy into a desperate situation.

Running away is a shame for the Dorn, but it's wise to run away in the face of an enemy who is too strong.

But in front of a humanoid beast, is it really useful to run away?

On the sand dunes, Chen Cheng had just moved his muscles and bones, and he only felt comfortable physically and mentally. Looking at the fleeing enemy, he laughed loudly, "Want to escape? How can it be so easy? ”

He squatted down, tied up his horse steps, clenched his fists and retracted in front of him, and the "Big Dipper Turning Dragon Breathing Method" had been operated to the extreme. The fighting spirit surged out, and the entire sand dunes began to shake, and even the clouds in the sky were torn apart. When Chen Chenggu did his best, some information spread to the whole world. He seemed to feel something, something very familiar, but it was in the middle of the battle, and it flashed by, and he was never able to catch it again.

Feeling the vibration behind them, some of the Dorne soldiers who had already jumped on horseback couldn't help but look back and see that the sand dunes more than twenty meters high were collapsing. In the yellow sand flying in the sky, two invisible fighting qi slashes were rushing towards the crowded place.

The slash of the fighting spirit was invisible, but the sand falling from the sky made it show its tracks.

The "Two Chops of Rocky Mountains" streaked across the sky and the earth, slicing the Dorn and the horses in their path in two, before disappearing into the wind and sand. At the same time as blasting out the "two chops of rocks and mountains", Chen Cheng had already jumped into the air, and he opened his arms, as if he had turned into a flying bird.

Facing the sky and with his back to the earth, Chen Cheng let out a pleasant and hearty laugh, "Scream, cry, and then let's die together!" ”

For the enemy who throws his fist at him, of course, it must be destroyed without mercy!

In the world of "Hokuto God Fist", why is the protagonist Kenjiro called the strongest? Because he is the most ruthless, as long as the enemy in his way, he will be ruthlessly killed. It is because of this ruthless effect and consciousness that he will be ruthless when he throws punches, and in the original world of the Big Dipper God Fist, he was able to kill the boxing champion Rao after knocking down the Holy Emperor Saoser!

Dou Qi is the product of a mixture of vitality and willpower, and with enough consciousness to blast out the strongest fist in the world!

"Whew!"

"Ahh

"Click!"

The Beidou Divine Fist and the Southern Dipper Holy Fist were used alternately, and most of the Dorn's soldiers were quickly killed, and the remaining dozen or so fled in all directions on horseback. Facing such an enemy who fled with shares, Chen Cheng couldn't help but shake his head, he grabbed the money and took a step forward, picking up a spear on the ground of the yellow sand.

Stretching out his hand and gesturing, Chen Cheng exhaled and spoke, "Let's go!" ”

The spear streaked across the sky like a meteor, and with the sound of the wind, it stabbed a Dorne nobleman one hundred and fifty meters away into a meat skewer. The man was beating his horse and galloping, when he heard the wind wrinkling behind him, he knew that something was wrong but did not have the time and space to dodge, and he was directly pierced through the body by the spear, and made a screaming sound.

After piercing a man, the spear castrated and nailed the man's mount to the ground. Gurgling blood flowed out of the shattered flesh, and was quickly swallowed up by the yellow sand.

Chen Cheng looked at the corpses all over the ground and said with some regret: "It seems that Dorne's hot sand is not enough to shatter my fist." ”

Defeated a hundred-man cavalry, and the fighting spirit has been consumed a lot. The mysteries such as "Spreading the Fierce Wave" and "Two Chopping Waves of the Rock Mountain" are just that, but the "Gangzhang Wave" is to do your best. Even if it was him, it was impossible to exert it indefinitely.

Instead of chasing down the fleeing enemies, he turned his head to look to the east, where he seemed to feel a familiar but plausible aura. He thought about it for a while, and felt that in this world, Lin Mengchu could live well even if he was alone, so he decided to act according to the plan, go to King's Landing for a walk first, and then go to see the Great Wall of Desperation or something.