Dogs sometimes wonder if human behavior is controlled by the head or by the body.

Sometimes I still think, the commander in the army or the master in the script, how do they achieve nine out of ten and be like a god?

After thinking about it, the dog thinks that it is the influence of three factors: human emotions, human intelligence, and the surrounding environment.

After all, people are just mortals, and it really can't be said when they are impulsive, and they will explode when they are impulsive, if they don't have super wisdom to regulate, and they are affected by the environment, this temper is really easy to get out of control, and then do something to regret.

For example, if a dog has a good mood, it will not be angry, if it has a good mind, it will not stand stupidly, and with the sound of coaxing around him, he will not use words to belittle a person who is angry and cannot be provoked, and then be beaten in vain.

"Zhao Dagou, is it?"

The dog had met the person who was questioned many times, but this was the first time he had communicated with him privately.

"Back to Zhizhou, the villain is Zhao Dagou!"

"Hehehe! Ok, good, good! Sure enough, he is a good boy with a high spirit! ”

Xuan raised his fart, and the dog kneeling on the ground burst into a foul mouth in his heart, and said:

Master, I was beaten by your nephew, and the new clothes I just bought were torn several times, where is there a little bit of "grandeur" in this unlucky appearance!

"Xie Zhizhou praised the minister! The kid is just a village boy, and he doesn't deserve the word 'Xuanang'! As he spoke, the dog grinned, after all, there was a small cut at the corner of his mouth, and it was easy to hurt if he talked too much.

"Ahem! Does it hurt? ”

"The villain doesn't hurt!" After saying that, the dog hissed softly and said "it really doesn't hurt"!

"Duan'er is also reckless, they are all from Yizhou Township, and they are so ruthless! Look at the one who beat you! Lu Zhizhou glanced at the dog and sighed: "It's a shame that he is still a few years older than you, so he doesn't know the severity, and he will cause trouble for me, but fortunately, you understand the reason!" didn't make a move, otherwise let the people around you see the joke in vain! ”

Dogs: ......

Bullshit understands! If it weren't for his own future, how could he just eat him and not fight back! Don't look at your young age, it's okay to sneak up on him once or twice, and let him hang some color! It's a pity, it's a pity! Alas, the power!

"Back to Zhizhou, the villain understands!" The dog replied to him helplessly.

The unevenness in his voice, Lu Zhizhou, who was sitting on the opposite side, naturally heard it, stroked his beard and glanced at the dog, thought for a while, and said, "I heard that you locked the hall to participate in the imperial examination?" ”

The dog nodded and arched his hand: "I feel that my talent is insufficient, so I worship Mr. while I am still young, learn some talents, and better fulfill my responsibilities for the court!" ”

"Good, good!" Lu Zhizhou twisted his beard and said yes in his mouth.

"Hey, could it be that the 'good old man' is rumored outside is because he keeps saying good things?" The dog thought suspiciously.

The conversation between the two went on like this, and in the eyes of outsiders, Lu Zhizhou was already giving a lot of face to be able to care about the dog, a small official, so there should be no other requirements for the dog being injured by his nephew.

The dog really doesn't have any requirements, so he can't write a letter to trouble Wu Lan for this matter! Let's not talk about whether he will take care of himself, that is, he will take care of it, and it is not good to send someone to come for this little thing, to be honest, it is not worth it for the dog to make him bother.

The scene that could be said was all said, and Lu Zhizhou didn't know what to say, so he stopped and picked up the tea on the table and drank it slowly, and the dog had to continue to kneel quietly on the ground.

"Today is the first day of the state examination, since you have the heart to take the imperial examination, why don't you go to the Gongyuan examination? But go to a place like the Qinglou? ”

Lu Zhizhou looked at the well-behaved dog, and finally said what he wanted to ask.

Gou'er expected him to ask this question, so he said: "Back to Zhizhou, the student went to the Gongyuan this morning and also arrived at the examination room, but when cleaning the house, he accidentally violated the ban and was blasted out by the law enforcement sergeant?" ”

"Oh? What have you done? ”

The dog coughed lightly, and embarrassedly told him that he had not gone to ask for instructions and had gone to the corridor to fetch water without permission.

Lu Zhizhou laughed when he heard this.

With his laughter, the previous cold atmosphere also became harmonious.

"A student like you, who is entering the field for the first time, will inevitably make some mistakes, which is not a big deal, and besides, this is a private exam, so there is no need to be so strict!"

After speaking, Lu Zhizhou paused, and then said: "Today's thing is really excessive, I will severely reprimand him when I go back, as for you, well, this is my post, tomorrow you take it to the Gongyuan to take the exam, okay, let's go here today, go back and prepare!" ”

The tea bowl was held again, and the dog naturally knew what it meant, so he respectfully kowtowed and stood up and said, "Thank you to the governor of Zhizhou, the student will go back and prepare carefully!" ”

Lu Zhizhou nodded, waved his hand lightly, and the dog turned to leave.

Out of the house, under the guidance of the errand officer, he passed through the courtyard of the Zhizhou Hall, and it took a while to reach the gate of the Zhizhou Hall.

After thanking the errand who led the way, the dog silently walked out of the gate and arrived on the road, and under the big tree opposite, two shadows immediately burst out.

"Dog, how are you? Did Zhizhou punish you? ”

The dog looked up at the two people in front of him who also had blue noses and swollen faces, shook his head, sighed, and said, "No, just let me leave after a few casual chats!" ”

"Didn't pay for some soup?" Wang Hou said angrily.

"It's good to be able to come out with all the beards and tails!" The dog replied to him.

"The way of this dog's day!" Hua Fourteen sighed and said, "Let's go, let's go back!" Brother Pang went to grab the medicine, let's go back and take the medicine. ”

The dog nodded, gently rubbed his arm and said, "Okay!" Let's go back! ”

Wang Hou turned his head to look at the Zhizhou Hall where the armor soldier was waiting, and scolded in a low voice: "Bullying people, one day I will definitely take revenge." ”

The dog dragged him and said angrily: "What nonsense is there here, let's talk about it when I go home!" ”

Next to him, Hua Fourteen also persuaded: "Brother Hou, we are all fart people in his eyes, and we can't afford to mess with it now!" Don't be impulsive! ”

Wang Hou nodded and said, "I know!" What I'm saying is that in the future, when I will be older than him, I will let him taste the feeling of only being beaten and not fighting back. ”

Today's fight is really a nest, and the slave who followed Lu Duan directly held the waist card of the Zhizhou Yamen and shouted loudly.

If he doesn't reveal his identity, the dog can still pretend not to know, and then fight back, but as soon as people come on the field, they will name their identities, and if you fight back at this time, it will not be him, it will be the face of the Zhizhou Xianggong, so the three dogs had to be held down by a few dog slaves and beaten up, but fortunately, the slave knew that the dog was fine and did not play a heavy hand.

Came home dejected all the way, practiced martial arts for a long time, but couldn't make any moves, this sense of powerlessness made Wang Hou and Hua Shishi not in a high mood, the two of them ate a little, drank medicine, and applied a plaster to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis and went back to the bedroom.

When the dog saw this, he also knew that the two of them were in a bad mood, but there was no way, they couldn't cause a bigger disaster for the sake of the battle of will!

Through this incident, the dog also completely understood that in this world, you must be powerful, and it is your own power, only in this way can you live comfortably in this Great Song Dynasty.

Thinking so, the dog rubbed his bruised arm and walked to the table.

"There is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book" Only by gaining fame is the only way to power.

The Song Shifa test was very chaotic, the venue, the questions were different, and all the states were generally assessed in accordance with the regulations issued by the Ministry of Rites, but the form of each state could not be unified.

In general, the time is opened on August 15, and the examination is held for three days in a row, and the elimination is eliminated one by one, and if it is passed, it will obtain the title of "lifting people", and the state or the transfer department, the national sub-supervisor, etc., will be released according to the amount of the gift department to participate in the provincial examination.

Those who participate in the examination for release in the state capital shall be tested by the judge, and the subjects of the military examination shall be recorded, and the qualifications shall be determined by the supervisor and the examiner jointly in the examination school, and the Zhu Shu shall be "passed" or "no".

But this time, the "state exam" held in Longzhou was only a private exam, and Su Fatzi naturally didn't bother to make that effort, so he arranged for his subordinates to join the army to take charge of the exam.

Cui Sanye, who joined the army, is a big black man, and the dog once had a relationship with him, especially the famous sentence he told himself that "it's good to whip him with a whip", the dog deeply agreed, and vaguely admired him.

"Master Hei! Well, the third master! Something happened yesterday, and I couldn't come, so I asked for the consent of the governor of the state, so I dared to come, you see, can you send me in. ”

Cui San squinted at the dog carrying the test basket, then reached out to take the Lu Zhizhou name card delivered by the messenger next to him, opened it and glanced up and down, closed it with a bang, and said, "Zhao big dog!" I've also heard of your name, and you're like a fish in water in the general judgment hall at a young age, and you're also capable! ”

When the dog heard this, he hurriedly bowed his hand and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, it's the brothers who see that the younger brother is young, so they will take care of it like this!" Where is the real kung fu of the third master! Thinking about your heroic appearance when you whipped unscrupulous profiteers in the leather yard, my little brother is deeply admired when I think about it all these years, and I really admire my brother when I see him today. ”

Cui San's nephew was the same as the dog, and was deceived by the fat man of Xicheng Leather Street, and then found the store, and found a leather whip to find the truth, although this matter has passed for a long time, but he still remembers the situation at the time, he still has an impression, and remembers that there is indeed a little Langjun with a whip at the scene, so he said:

"Is that you?"

The dog quickly smiled and gave a salute.

"Are you coming back?"

The dog said, "I have to pass on your experience, and I'm coming back!" ”

Cui San laughed and said, "It's like this for profiteers." After speaking, he looked at the post of Zhizhou in his hand and the test basket in his hand, and thought about it: "Although this exam is only a private test, the rules are the rules!" According to the rules of the examination room, the exam has started yesterday, and martial law has been imposed here and outside, and it is not good to send you in again, one is afraid that you will affect the students who are doing the questions, and the other is worried about causing criticism for the yamen, so ......"

The dog looked at him with a pleading look.

Cui San sighed and continued: "So you can't enter this exam room, but the exam can still be conducted!" ”

After saying that, he turned around and shouted to the messenger who was guarding the side: "Go, bring a table, put it at the door of this duty room, and then take a set of test questions, and let him answer here." ”