Chapter 137: Dogs look down on people
Wang Youming and Zhao Hu were really curious, and they couldn't wait to get into the head of the bandit to see how he got there just now.
As a result, the bandits were not slow or hurried, and not only did they not answer their questions, but instead slapped their thighs and exclaimed: "Ouch, I'll go, it's not good!" The two were stunned for a moment, and said in unison: "What's wrong?" ”
"I didn't bring any money, did you bring it?" Hu Fang.
"Huh?" Wang Youming was stunned at first, and then roared very unhappily,
"Hey, let me ask you what about that. You fucking are talking to me about this, you don't know who is light and who is heavy......" Wang Youming and Zhao Huju looked at Hu Bandit with indignation, and they couldn't wait to strangle him, what kind of appetite is this!
"Of course it's important, come to dinner, the dishes are ordered, if you don't have the money to pay the bill for a while, then you won't get into trouble, and it's not good to invite the devil again. Is it important for you to be important! The bandit said.
Wang Youming said unhappily: "No! I'm here to do something this time, who brought that thing! Besides, even if you bring it, you don't have to be robbed by those two devils when you search your body at the city gate! If you want to fucking blame you, you can enter the city through the road, but you have to go through the city gate. Extra hassle. ”
"That, Brother Hu, the fifth master, this thing of money, I cherry" Zhao Hu said, but he raised a money bag in his hand.
Hu Bandit saw it in his eyes, smiled, and said, "I almost forgot, you still have the ability to make money!" Oh, that's good, that's good! Wang Youming said: "What a fart, now that the money is available, hurry up, what's going on!" I'm in a hurry. If they didn't look carefully, if they weren't close, they wouldn't have found that there was such a thing in the hands of the bandits.
Wang Youming was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say loudly: "This has something to do with that devil foaming at the mouth!" "That is, it is not a meal at this time, and in these years, the people who can go to this drunken immortal residence to eat are naturally not ordinary people, except for traitors who are devils, after all, in the years of war, where can ordinary people afford restaurants.
So there aren't many people who go to the restaurant to eat. After the three of them entered the door, they kept talking very loudly, and besides the three of them, there was no one else on the second floor, so they were not afraid of being heard.
Otherwise, if you really let any traitor or other bad people who want to sue the devil and make a fortune listen to it, the consequences will be unimaginable.
"That's right, Brother Hu, this needle can't kill people!" Zhao Hu was also puzzled. Hu Bandit twisted the silver needle in his hand and said with a smile: "Yes, it is a little difficult to stab a devil to death with a silver needle, but what if it is poisonous?" Hu Bandit smiled evilly, although he is not one of those medical masters, he can pierce Rao to death without piercing acupuncture points with needles, but he has applied poison to the silver needle, it is different, wherever he is pierced, as long as the silver needle is pierced into the flesh and blood, so that the devil will be poisoned after a few minutes, it is very easy to do.
And this poison is not what the toad venom that Hu Bandit took Zhao Hu to hunt in the mountains before.
At the time, I thought this thing would come in handy, and this time I brought it over, but I never thought that it would really be used!
And it's really easy to use.
"Hehe, I see, I see." Wang Youming suddenly realized, and then smiled heartily.
"No wonder that devil is like this after we left." Zhao Hu also laughed, but this shocked him even more, because he was behind the bandit at that time...... Zhao Hu was able to get this bag of money from people, naturally not an ordinary person, Zhao Hu in order to survive in the early years, but he was a pickpocket on the street, and he was also a master of pickpocketing, although he was forced to be helpless, his means were first-class, and he was also famous for his sharp eyes and fast hands, but he didn't find out how the bandits moved!
Thinking about it, Zhao Hu shook his head and sighed,
"Brother Hu, you're amazing." Thinking about it a few days ago, Zhao Hu also wanted Hu Bandit to show his hands in front of his brothers, so that he could increase his prestige in front of his brothers, and when he figured it out, he found that Hu Bandit was like this, and he really didn't need to deliberately go to his brothers to increase his bullshit prestige by showing his hand, capable people, no matter what they did, could make people admire him, such as him now, his admiration for Hu Fang is like a surging river, and like the flooding of the Yellow River and out of control.
Wang Youming also slapped the table and said, "Lao Hu, I took it, I did a good job!" This will not only kill the dog, but also make the devils not know that we did it. In this way, we can not only fucking get out of our bad breath, but also continue to do our business. Hu Fan smiled lightly and said, "Heh, didn't you scold me for looking like a slave just now." Wang Youming said with a hippie smile: "Where did you come from, I was praising you." ”
"Fuck you."
"Guest, the wine is here." At this time, the second shouted and came with wine, and put a few dishes and wine on the table.
Hu Bandit took a look, there was not much supplement, a sauced beef, a stir-fried live chicken, a sweet and sour tenderloin, a braised elbow, and a dish of fried peanuts, which looked like it was fragrant.
The fragrance drilled straight into the nostrils, seducing the gluttonous insects in his stomach, and Zhao Hu couldn't help but drool.
Hu Bandit took the scalded wine and smelled it, and then poured it into a bowl and tasted it.
"Well, this wine thief is so mellow!" The bandits were sipping wine here, and the two of them were already like starving ghosts, gobbling them up.
"Guest officers, do you want anything else?" Those two. Hu Bandit waved his hand and said,
"No need, you go down, I'll call you when I need to." The two had no intention of leaving, looking at it, where would the bandit not know what the two were thinking, they must have seen that the three of them were dressed shabbyly, and they were afraid that the three of them would not be able to pay, so they said coldly: "What's the matter?" Look down on us? Afraid we won't be able to pay? ”
"No, no, no, where will it be......" Having said that, he was polite on the surface, but there was still such a disbelief in it.
The bandit gave Zhao Hu a look, and Zhao Hu slammed the money bag on the table, revealing a few oceans...... The second one saw it in his eyes, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and he laughed with him, and said, "Hehe, a few masters, I didn't mean that!" Hey, they're all uncles, so you misunderstood, I'll accompany you. The second slapped himself lightly, and said with a smile on his face,
"You just have to eat slowly, just call me if you have something!" Then, the second happily went with a light gait.
Hu Bandit shook his head and muttered: "The dog's eyes are tough." "Look at Wang Youming again, the two of them only care about eating, and the bandits are even more shaken,
"Old Five, do you see, why is this called a minion...... Alas, you fucking slow down, don't give that elbow to it, but leave me some......" Before the words were finished, Hu Bandit hurriedly moved his chopsticks, for fear of slowing down the first half of the beat, so that these two tiger-like big mouths would make the braised elbows in a few big mouths!
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