Chapter 57 The Unlucky Wang Daya

"Listen to all households, the winter solstice festival is approaching, the yamen organizes the people of all sides to go to celebrate, gather in the middle of tomorrow, set off at the end of the hour, and go to the land temple to watch the big play!" Bang bang bang ~

Listening to the shouts coming from far and near, the dogs quickly dropped the bowl and ran out, and as soon as they went out, they saw Aunt Zhang, Mr. Wang and others who lived in front of them.

After Fang Ding Cangwa came over with a big gong, Mr. Wang hurriedly inquired: "Cangwazi, do you really want to show us a big play in the yamen?" ”

Cangwa rolled her eyes and said: "Nonsense, otherwise I have nothing to do, and I will carry the gong to coax you to play!" ”

"Huh! You damn baby, carefully old man pumping you with big soles! ”

"Come on, come on, you smoke, you smoke, if you dare to smoke, you dare to lie at your door!"

Seeing that Uncle Wang was blowing his beard and glaring at the baby who was about to slap the baby, Aunt Zhang on the side hurriedly stopped and said, "Old man Wang, you are so old that you are still angry with a little baby."

After speaking, he turned his head to Cangwa and said: "And you Cangwazi, I know that your Uncle Wang is not in good health, and he is still so irritable, do you want to make your uncle angry, don't you hurry up and admit your mistake!" ”

Cang Wazi muttered a few words, and then reluctantly said to Uncle Wang: "Uncle I am wrong, you don't care about villains, don't see me in general!" ”

Mr. Wang snorted angrily and ignored him, turned his head and went home.

Aunt Zhang sighed and said, "Cang Wazi, let's ask you why this yamen wants to organize big guys to watch a big show together for no reason!" I heard that some time ago, a gang of robbers made a lot of trouble in the yamen! Some also say that these robbers are spies of gold thieves who want to attract a large army to attack the county seat. You have to talk to your Aunt Zhang carefully, what the hell is going on? ”

Cang Wazi swallowed and spat: "Aunt Zhang, don't listen to their chatter, there are no gold thieves, and there are no Jiangyang thieves who robbed prisons, it's just that a few little thieves didn't have long eyes to steal the treasure of the official of the yamen, and then they were arrested all over the street. ”

"Really? It turns out that this is the case, hey, a bunch of people chew the root of their tongues and I don't dare to sleep at night! ”

Aunt Liu next to her quipped: "Hey, what is so terrible about you hugging your old man every day and sleeping at night!" ”

Aunt Zhang is not too old, but she is not a new daughter-in-law with such thin skin, so she crossed her waist and said: "Oh, it's still your old man, it's not uncommon to hug you and sleepy!" Hahaha..."

The dog was not interested in listening to a group of old ladies talking about broken things, so he immediately drove a few people back to the house to continue eating.

Since they knew that they were going to watch a big show tomorrow, several of them were happily talking all night, and the big fool on the side even asked the dog: "Brother Lang, is it good to watch the show tomorrow?" ”

The dog was sighing in his heart that Zhao Zhutou and Liu Sanlang were decisive, and after listening to Dasha's words, the corners of his mouth curled up and he smiled: "It doesn't matter if the drama is exciting or not, the purpose is to see if this mouse can lure out of the hole!" ”

Also asking this sentence was Wang Daya, who was hidden in the jujube tree alley in Xichengfang.

The name Jujube Tree Hutong is given because there is a 50-year-old jujube tree in this alley.

This old jujube tree grows luxuriantly, especially when the jujube is ripe in autumn, it is full of dense red jujubes, which makes people admire it.

When it comes to the season of beating dates, Fang Lao will arrange for the people of this alley to work together, and each family will share some of the sweet dates that are beaten to entertain their own guests, and the rest will be cleaned and then sent into the yamen with a beautiful bamboo basket. The living immortals 'eat' it, so that all the blessings that come down from the heavens can be transmitted back to the people in the jujube tree alley, not other alleys.

In winter, this old jujube tree finally showed its old side, so Wang Daya, who was hiding in the abandoned and broken grass house next door, didn't find anything to admire about it, so he turned over and asked the boss next to him: "Big brother, what kind of play do you say you are singing tomorrow?" ”

The boss next to him didn't want to deal with him, but he saw a yearning expression on his face, so he spit out the thin branch in his mouth and said: "Bullshit singing, think about it with your toes, it must be the black-footed dog in the yamen who is casting a net, just waiting for a stupid fish like you to throw himself into the net!" ”

Wang Daya was scolded and kicked by the boss for a long time, and he didn't care at the moment, stretched out his hand and touched his face indiscriminately and said, "Big brother, you mean that this play won't be acted, it's just a boo to deliberately lead us to be fooled?" But I listened to the old man who had just played the gong and said, let the neighbors go to see it, so many people in the city will not stop the performance! ”

The old man spat a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, and then stepped on it, twisted it twice from side to side, and no longer paid attention to the fool and went into the inner room with his hands behind his back, and walked to the half-rava urn in the corner of the wall, and with both hands on the wall of the urn, he bent down and turned left and right, and a hole more than two feet wide leaked out.

First of all, the probe looked inside and saw that there was nothing, so he pressed the hole and took a deep breath to close his lower abdomen and jumped in, the hole was not deep, and he stood up straight to the neck, but the bottom of the hole was like a gourd lying down, narrow at the top and wide at the bottom, the boss squatted down directly into the hole, stretched out his hand to the left and gently pushed, a board was pushed to the ground, and looked up to reveal a hole, which was also two feet wide.

The boss shouted at the entrance of the cave and went in, and inside was a large open hole, different from the new stubble marks cut by the axe and chisel outside, the traces here were obviously some years old, and then smelled the rotten vegetables inside, which was obviously used as a vegetable cellar in the past.

There were three people inside who were lying crookedly on the straw stack in a daze, and when they saw the boss coming in, they asked one by one, "What's going on with the gong outside?" ”

The boss shook his head and said that it was okay, and then pointed to a man next to him and said, "Old eight, you go up and guard with Big Tooth!" ”

The man named Lao Ba nodded, and without saying anything, he reached out and picked up the steel knife leaning against the cave wall, and got out as soon as he bent down.

In this cave, it was lit by an oil lamp, and the sky outside could not be seen, and the sound could not be heard clearly, and several people took turns to work for an hour, and one or two spies were placed on the street outside, who were responsible for finding out the news and buying some food and goods.

The boss walked to his bunk, first put the Pu knife in his hand and carefully placed the crossbow hanging from his waist beside him, and then lay down straight, and the snoring sound of a pillar of incense was already shaking the sky before the time came.

I was dreaming of sweetness, but I was awakened by Wang Daya's chatter, and listened to him for a while, and when I saw that his voice was getting higher and higher, I sat up with a snort, only squinting at him, and Wang Daya quickly closed his mouth.

The boss snorted and lay down again, closed his eyes and said to him: "If you want to go out, just say it, don't say that the brothers have no eggs here, and if I hear a word again, I will pull out your full mouth of dog teeth." ”

Wang Daya sneered: "Big brother, don't I feel bored, I want to go out to breathe......

"Hmph, you want to go out to see a big show!"

Wang Daya touched the back of his head and whispered: "I, I heard that many people were queuing up to watch the play outside, I didn't ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the boss reaching out, and a carp saw him stand up, frowned and said to the big man next to him: "Qilang, what time is it outside?" ”

Shichiro said: "Big brother, it's two o'clock outside!" ”

The boss's eyebrows furrowed deeper and said, "Why didn't you wake me up!" ”

Shichiro said: "When the brothers saw that you were sleeping soundly, they didn't call you to get up for the night." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Daya on the side hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, we didn't wake you up when we saw that you were too tired, and your shift is also worth it." ”

A face full of stubble squeezed out a smiling face, and leaned tightly in front of the boss, hoping that he could praise himself, but the boss slapped him over, and quickly retracted his head, and said in his heart, fortunately, he hid in time, otherwise this face would become a five-finger mountain.

When the boss saw that he was hiding, he kicked him more than three steps away with a hard kick on his ass, and ignored this idiot, so he shouted to a few of his subordinates around him: "You almost hurt me, there must be some way in this big drama in the yamen today, what if there are any traps against us?" ”

Seeing that a few of them were clever and almost missed the boss's big event, they scared a few people into silence and didn't dare to say a word, and even the big teeth of the mixed king stood aside obediently with his mouth closed.

Seeing this, the boss sighed, waved his hand and made several people relax: "Fortunately, it's not too late, who's on duty outside, and who's going to go out?" ”

Shichiro hurriedly replied: "The eighth is on duty, and the monkey is ready to go out!" ”

The boss nodded and said, "Let's go!" ”

Shichiro, who was closest to the entrance of the cave, hurriedly turned around and got in, holding the bottom of the urn with both hands and moving to the side, and when he jumped out of the cave and ran outside the house to shout to stop the monkey who was leaving, several people behind him had already followed, and a few people gathered around to look at the boss.

"Today is not as good as a few days ago, I think there are some ghost paths in the yamen that want to target us, so you guys should be more clever, and after a while, the monkeys will go to the yamen and the stage to see what's going on, and then hurry back and tell me, Hu Xiaoba, you will go out in a while, go to the squares and streets, especially the city gate, and see if the guards are strict! The rest of the people are here today, keep their eyes open and don't let go of the surroundings, if anyone is ghostly, they will drag them over and kill them, and they would rather kill the wrong ones than expose their traces! Did you hear me clearly? ”

Several subordinates around him clasped their fists and said, "Hear the boss clearly!" ”

"Hear clearly, go!"

"Yes, Boss!"

A group of people dispersed violently, Wang Daya looked at Hu Daba and the monkey's eyes were hot, gritted his teeth and slowly moved to the boss and whispered: "Boss, you see that since I came here, I haven't gone out to find out the news once, today is so urgent, the two of them don't seem to be enough, or I will go out, I can quickly send back any important news, isn't it?" ”

The boss squinted at him and snorted coldly, "You want to go out to watch a big show!" ”

Wang Daya hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I'm just going out to get some air!" ”

An ugly man with a stubble on his face, trying to make a shy expression is really disgusting, and the boss is also annoyed, so he waved his hand and said: "Go, go, go, only this time, when you come back, you will stay here honestly, you know?" ”

Wang Daya said with a happy face: "Yes, boss, I will go out this time, and then I will follow you to guard the house steadfastly." ”

"You follow Hu Daba" The boss dropped this sentence, and no longer paid attention to him, turned around and entered the house.