Chapter 188 Lie down on the pile of money and sleep
There are people with red eyes everywhere, especially when it comes to money, a group of people in Wuyang pounced on them with drooling, some people can use a stick to drive away, some people can't, waving a stick is easy to be hit by the other party, so what should I do? Greet each other with a smile, can you still pull the flag and rebel?
Therefore, the king planted it as soon as he went, and he came back quickly.
Through, a sound.
Wang Zhi threw a whole pig on his back to the ground, Wang Zhizhai frowned and looked at the cleanly scraped pig on the bamboo mat and looked up at Wang Zhi.
Wang Zhi said embarrassedly: "The owner of the village, his subordinates brought people over, and only said a sentence about whether the pork is sold for 30 wen?" Well, the kid gave a whole pig and said that he would not charge a penny, and asked the servants in the yamen to improve the food......"
"Okay, this kid should be rich, if my family is a little smarter, I won't worry."
Wang Zhizhai put his head on his back and let out a long sigh.
No matter how good other people's children are, they are not their own, so Wang Zhi sighed a few words with him, then hugged his fist and said: "Village master, what should I do with this pig?" ”
It is true that the officials have not eaten pork happily for a long time.
Wang Zhizhai coughed, looked at him, and then turned his head to look at the officials in the courtyard who were eavesdropping on the conversation in the lobby, and said with a smile: "Cut off half of it and send it to the back house, and take two jars of good wine when you come out, and the big guy will not return if he is not drunk tonight." ”
A group of officials inside and outside the house excitedly arched their hands and said, "Thank you to the owner of the village!" ”
Do you believe that nearly a hundred pigs were sold in one afternoon?
The boat boss pouted and said, "Longzhou slaughters thousands of pigs a day!" ”
The dog asked him for the deed and carefully kicked it into his arms and said: "How many people are there in Longzhou, there are only a few in this small village!" Can it be comparable? ”
The boat boss looked at the village and nodded: "That's right, the little official has a good brain, remember to take care of the old man if you have any business in the future, let's say goodbye today." ”
The dog waved his hand and walked down the cabin, and as soon as the people arrived at the riverbank and stood still, Tang Xiaoer and the others came over and sighed to the dog: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that the little village actually sold a hundred pigs in one afternoon." ”
The dog pouted: "Looking at the appearance of the two of you, Longzhou City can sell thousands of pigs a day." ”
The two of them nodded hurriedly: "That's right, dog, you said that this pork selling business, can we continue to do it for a long time?" ”
The dog frowned and looked at the village in front of him and said: "I can do it, but the profit is not as much as today, this time it is just in time, if you want to do it in the future, the freight, the shop stall fee, the food money of the staff and the taxes paid to the yamen, it will also account for half of the profit when converted, and this business will have to flow for a long time." ”
Tang Xiaoqi frowned and said, "What if we raise some pigs nearby?" ”
The dog sighed: "There is no land to raise in the city, not to mention whether it is difficult to find land in the wild to raise, but there are more pigs, and the price of meat here will also drop, and the profit will be less!" ”
"What then?" The two asked in unison.
"Unless we don't raise them here! Just like today, plan well, and make such a big sale in half a month or a month. ”
"Yes, we can go back to Youchuan County to raise piglets!"
The dog nodded, "Let's wait until I return to Yuchuan safely after serving Ding Li!" ”
If the scenery is ruined, a group of people will be in no mood, and the dog will wave his hand when he sees this, "Let's go, tonight the master has a treat, please eat pig killing rice!" ”
"Thank you, dog!" A group of people happily hugged the dogs and returned to the camp.
There are two fat pigs stewed in the big iron pot in the kitchen, which the dog specially stayed for everyone to eat, and these people have sold their strength today, if it weren't for them, they wouldn't have been able to sell a hundred pigs in one go.
The "celebration banquet" is placed on the school field, because the barracks are not allowed to drink, the dog has to let everyone eat meat, dry rice mixed with pork pieces, as long as you are not afraid of death, no one cares how many bowls you eat, for this group of mud-legged men, this kind of food can only be eaten on the day of the New Year, and a group of people don't want to eat Haisai there.
Pig blood, pig intestines, pig ears, pig head face, pork ribs, pork slices, pork pieces and a few plates of refreshing green vegetables, even if there is no wine, a group of people eat heartily.
You can't drink alcohol in the camp, this military order should be divided into people, for example, Commander Liu ordered this group of people, eat meat and don't drink alcohol, can it be called a banquet?
The dog carefully carried a bowl of spirits, walked to his table and said respectfully: "Commander Liu makes the kid toast you, if you don't take care of me, the kid doesn't have the ability to let your brothers help me." ”
"Liu Zhangfei" looked at the dog, snorted, "If you really want to thank me, replace this wine mixed with water!" ”
Dogs: ......
This guy has a rude face, but his heart is quite thin, since the fraud has been discovered, it is simple, pour a glass of wine directly in front of him, tilt his neck, fill his belly, and light the bottom of the bowl, all in one go!
"Good!" A group of men cheered and applauded, Liu Zhangfei laughed and dragged the dog and said: "This is like a well-known man!" Here, have another drink! ”
Dog: "Master Liu, let me go!" And Zhou Junjian's table was not respectful......"
", no boasting! Come on, come on, let's drink again! ”
The dog blushed, walked with crab steps, and walked leisurely to Old Man Zhou's table with a wine bowl.
"Master Zhou, little, kid toasts you! Thank you, thank you......"
Old man Zhou grabbed the dog, squinted his eyes and said, "Boy, grandpa asked you, you earned nine hundred yuan in one afternoon today?" ”
The dog burped, shook his head vigorously and said: "No, no, the money for buying pigs, I haven't paid back the people's miles, taxes, no one has paid them, at most only three hundred and five, fifty times!" ”
"That's a lot, cough, grandpa kid and you have something to discuss......"
The drunken dog, looking at the way Old Man Zhou spoke, always felt like a weasel, so he stretched out his hand to interrupt him and said: "Zhou, Master Zhou, if it weren't for you today, you take care of the kid, where can I, I toast you!" ”
Old man Zhou said impatiently: "Why is the little baby drinking so much wine, let's talk!" ”
The dog shook his head and said vigorously: "No, as the saying goes, drip, the grace of dripping water, when the spring reciprocates, the benefit of one day, the benefit of life returns, also, I respect you!" ”
Old man Zhou saw that the dog insisted on toasting himself, sighed and pointed to the wine glass he brought over with water: "Come, drink this!" ”
knocked over the wine bowl with a slap, and the dog said heroically: "No, big man, um, big man, huh?" That ......"
Old man Zhou reminded impatiently: "Big husband! ”
"Yes, yes, husband, drink spirits if you want!"
After finishing speaking, he picked up the wine jar and poured a bowl, and shouted to everyone on the left and right: "I did it!" ”
Then he simply lay down on the ground.
Old man Zhou sighed, and Commander Liu on the table behind him came over to look at the dog and wondered, "Did you pour him down?" ”
Old man Zhou rolled his eyes and said, "He poured himself down!" ”
Liu Zhangfei laughed, and called the two soldiers to carry the dog away before saying to Old Man Zhou: "This kid is so clever!" What about your mission? ”
Old man Zhou waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, sooner or later you will fall into my hands!" ”
Liu Zhangfei arched his hand and turned back, shouting again.
Besides, the dog fell asleep in the first half of the night, and dreamed in the second half of the night, and the dream himself swam in a sea of copper coins, and the waves were all composed of copper coins, and the yellow copper coins and white shining silver ingots reflected the dog's face, and he turned over with joy, and fell to the ground, opened his eyes and looked at the barracks, and he couldn't see anything clearly, pricked up his ears to listen, but fortunately, there was a snoring sound, and he returned to the bed with confidence.
The movement woke up Tang Xiaoqi in the barracks, and he walked over with an oil lamp, and saw the dog sitting in a daze in the pile of money next to the bunk.
Hit Hatcher asked impatiently, "If you don't sleep in the morning, where are you tossing?" ”
The dog pointed to the copper coins that covered the bed and said, "Why did you pile all the copper coins on my bunk?" ”
Tang Xiaoqi pouted and said: "It's you who came back and went crazy with alcohol, shouting that no one should try to cheat you out of money, no one will give you money, and you will bite him to death, and then make a fuss and let everyone pour all the copper coins in the sack on your bed, you said that you want to sleep with them in your arms!" ”
Dog ......
Playing drunk crazy, what is there to be surprised, he waved him back, lay down on the pile of money again, closed his eyes happily, and quickly sat up after lying down for a while.
He sat on the small bench and stared at the pile of copper coins in a daze.
How much is 800 copper coins? It has always been a normal amount of money to be counted as a thousand, and it weighs ten catties, and eight hundred yuan is eight thousand catties, and there are forty or fifty sacks, which fill a whole half of the house.
The money on the bed is only five or six bags, but these alone have made me sleep badly, not a surprise but a worry, as soon as you close your eyes, there is an old weasel looking at you with a smile, no one can sleep!
Get up and walk to the sack stack containing the copper coin, stretch out your hand and gently stroke it, the money is cold but the heart is warm.
The annual expenses of an ordinary family of three are six or seven yuan, and a man can only earn 20 yuan of money after working hard all year round, and there are 800 yuan here, throwing away the money owed to the three stewards, as well as the tax money of the yamen, he has more than 350 yuan, which is equivalent to the income of ordinary people in 15 years, and this money is the first money he earns in his life, if he only cares about himself, he can live a big fish and meat every day for 20 years, even if he feeds more than 30 people in Dasha, he can also live happily for four years, so ......
In the dark, the dog clenched his fists with bright eyes and said viciously to the sack: "No one can snatch it!" ”
In the Minfu camp, grab a random Minfu and ask him who fights the most, and you will get several names.
If you ask him who he admires the most? Everyone will say in unison, "Zhao Gou'er!" ”
The matter of earning 800 copper coins in three hours came out of the barracks like a bird with wings, spread throughout the Qingshui Village, and was still flying in all directions to the southeast, northwest, and northwest.
The big businessman will scoff when he hears this, "What is 800 guan, I can earn 8,000 guan!" ”
The bystander said: "He's only twelve years old!" ”
"Alright! He's amazing! ”
As a result, the dog won the title of "Little God of Wealth" at a young age.
The dog didn't like the title, because it attracted a weasel, hiding in the shadows and staring at himself drooling, and his eyes rolled to change the title of "loser".
So I was busy sweating early in the morning, and when the gate of the village was opened and the convoy was out of the village, I was completely relieved, humming a little song and looking at the empty barracks, the big stone in my heart was completely on the ground.