How can people who are afraid of ghosts have peace of mind? It's a normal person who can answer.

Dongchengfang tea shop, a two-meter-high low wall stands here, on which seven or eight notices of wanted criminals are pasted, this wall is built by people sent by the yamen, why? Because in the last five or six days in the entire Yuchuan City, only here is still bustling with people.

Today is the last day of the dog's class, which means that the last day of the new year is coming to an end.

Therefore, the dog has prepared a good content for this last lesson.

A test from beginning to end, the purpose is to see how these people have learned in the past half a month, in order to teach them, I have wasted a lot of effort, and I didn't even sell tea! Earning a lot of less money, I am now like a farmer, and the seeds I have sown are in the harvest season.

The people who participated in the test included all the little beggars, and as for the people outside, the dogs were in voluntary mode.

"Brother Zhao, why are you calling me again? I've shouted several times along the way, you see that the time for this test is coming soon, and if you delay it any longer, the kid really won't be able to catch up! ”

Zhao Zhutou on the side said with a smile: "A bunch of little babies, what is there to test, you have been suffering for more than half a month, and you don't take the opportunity to disperse them, relax and relax!" Let's go, let's go with my brother, today my brother invited a few brothers to eat and drink together, and you can go over too! ”

The dog hugged his fists again and said, "Brother Zhao, you have said back and forth three times, I think, do you have something to find the kid?" ”

Zhao Zhutou touched the back of his head and laughed: "No, no, you little brat, what can I do to find you!" Hahaha. ”

The dog rolled his eyes and said, "Since there is nothing to do, why are you in a hurry?" So be it! Brother Zhao, what about the kid, it will take about two hours, if you have nothing to do, then wait for the kid for a while, and I will look for you after I finish the matter here! What do you think? ”

"No, it's too long!" Zhao Zhutou shook his head.

"Brother Zhao, if you have something, just say it quickly, and the kid will help you think about it as soon as possible, don't you! If it's really okay, the boy will leave first, and I'll look for you when I'm done. ”

Zhao Zhutou hurriedly stretched out his hand and grabbed him and said, "Don't go, little dog." ”

"Then you just say!" The dog said angrily.

"Hey, hey, it's fine!"

When the dog heard this, he turned around and left.

"Don't, don't, I'll tell you!" Seeing this, Zhao Zhutou hurriedly stopped.

"Here's the thing, you see that because of this corpse crushing case, the city is boiling, and in the end, it makes everyone's hearts unstable, and in broad daylight, they don't dare to go out by hiding at home, making this Yuchuan City like a ghost town.

Then we discussed it privately, saying that we would find a mage to exorcise ghosts or something, and we had already found a few masters, who knew that people temporarily said that something could not be done, and this time I saw that the day was coming, and I was anxious, you kid can always come up with some strange ideas, brother, I want to ask you a way, what should I do about this? ”

"What should I do?" The dog pouted and said, "Brother Zhao, the kid also knows two words, how to exorcise ghosts or something, where do you know half a point?" You might as well find someone else to do this kind of thing! If not, find someone who is fake. ”

Zhao Zhutou hurriedly said: "How can this magic thing of exorcism be fooled!" ”

The dog smiled at him and said, "There are no ghosts!" At first, the idiots in the city made it up to scare and play, but they scared themselves and made people laugh, you know that? ”

Zhao Zhutou sighed and said: "Brother, I know, and I also posted a notice to say it, but the people in this city just don't believe it!" How do you say? ”

The dog said, "Why don't those masters come?" ”

Zhao Zhutou hurriedly replied: "It is said that there are other Dharma things to do, but I can't be busy." ”

After finishing speaking, he saw the dog staring at himself with a crooked smile, so he said embarrassedly: "They said that their mana is low, and the evil ghost of Yuchuan is a thousand-year-old evil ghost, but a powerful ghost who was tortured by thousands of knives in the previous dynasty. ”

Dogs: ......

"It's still a thousand years of ghosts, and it's still a thousand knives, and a bunch of magic sticks really have noses and eyes."

Zhao Zhutou replied: "There's no way for those fools to admit this!" ”

The dog said, "Then why don't you find someone to pretend to be?" ”

Zhao Zhutou sighed and said: "How can this mage be so easy to find, not to mention that you have to learn all the spells, law steps, and law potential, just to find a person with a new face, you can't find it at the moment, and this fake thing must be kept secret, so as not to cause public anger if you leak your mouth!" ”

Hearing what he said was so difficult, the dog couldn't think of any ideas for a while, so he hugged his fists and said to him: "Brother Zhao, let the kid think about it first, and when I come up with it, I will naturally tell you!" ”

Zhao Zhutou sighed: "Okay, puppy, you think about it, and when you figure out a way, you must tell your brother quickly." ”

The dog nodded yes, and when he saw that he turned around to leave, he suddenly remembered a little and asked, "Brother Zhao, it will cost a lot of money to invite those mages, right?" ”

"Of course," Zhao Zhutou pouted: "These people are black, and a ritual will have to be tattooed with five taels of silver!" It takes two days to go back and forth, and it adds up to at least ten taels of silver. ”

The dog smiled and said, "That, Brother Zhao, why don't you give me the silver, and the kid will find one for you?" ”

Zhao Zhutou was puzzled: "You? Little dog, my brother can tell you, this silver is not something that can be taken casually, not to mention anything else, you see the situation outside this is not something that can be fooled by just one person, if there is a leak, it is not a joke. ”

The dog laughed and said, "Don't worry, brother, I'm not fooling you!" The person I'm looking for is a genuine monk, just greedy for money! ”

"Great monk?" Zhao Zhutou was stunned and said, "Where did the monk come from?" ”

The dog pouted and said, "He is a wild monk who is greedy for money, as long as he has money, he can do anything!" ”

After finishing speaking, he hugged his fists and said: "Brother Zhao, you take a break first, and we'll talk about it when the kid comes out." ”

Zhao Zhutou nodded and said, "You come out quickly, brother, I will go back to the yali and wait for you first." ”

When the dog said yes, he turned around and hurriedly walked into the shed, and when he arrived in front of the shed, he saw a large group of people surrounded by a large group of people in the open space at the door, and the bluffing dog was stunned on the spot.

"Elementary school is here!"

"Look at Mr.!"

"Sir, get in quickly!"

A group of people hula cheered up and surrounded the dogs into the shed.

Looking at the excited crowd in front of him, the dog asked suspiciously: "Father-in-law, sister-in-law, why are the big guys gathered here?" ”

A group of people looked at the dog with a smile.

He is not a silver ingot, what is funny, the dog wants to give them away.

Before the dog could speak, an old man closest to the dog said: "Little sir, yesterday I listened to the baby at home say, what test is going to be held today, I said that I don't need it, I just thought at home, I have been studying for more than half a month, why didn't he use the test on the last day?" I went out and asked the neighbor's baby, the baby is good, 1510 told me, it turned out that this kid was afraid that he would not be beaten if he couldn't take the exam, and deliberately said that he would not use it, so angry that I beat him hard, this is not today afraid that he will run away halfway, so I specially sent him over! ”

Well, I originally wanted to explain to him, the babies were right, I didn't mean to force them to come, but looking at the man, I looked around with a look that my son was not bad, so I had to turn my head, hold my fist and ask another old man with a black mole on his face: "Uncle, are you here?" ”

"Hahaha, it's the same, we heard that there is a big exam today, so we came over to take a look, the road is not safe, and I sent the baby over by the way."

The dog nodded, and looked around, one hundred and ten.

Sighing, I had been preparing for the evaluation of more than forty people, but suddenly so many people came, I don't know if an hour and a half is enough.

"Ladies and gentlemen, since they have sent their children over, let the babies prepare and prepare, stand in line and walk in turn, the weather is a little cold, and when the babies are lined up, they will come into the house."

A group of people responded to the promise in a chaotic manner, and began to tell their children to take the test well, compete for some anger or something, and let them take the sand table and walk in after they finished instructing the dog.

There are a lot of people, the adults are standing in the east hall, the children are standing in the west hall, and the little beggars who are left with the dog go out first and take the test again.

After sitting down on the counter, I thought about it and stood up again, cough, the atmosphere was too serious, I was embarrassed to sit.

"Well, guys, let's get started if there's nothing to do."

I really couldn't stand the silent environment, so the dog asked the people in the east hall.

"Elementary school is self-contained"

"Okay, okay, let's start quickly, let me see how much this baby has learned earlier!"

There was a mess of everything, the dog coughed, stretched out his hand to make them stop, and then stood up and said to the trembling baby in the west hall: "Don't be too nervous, the question will not be too difficult, and you can answer honestly after learning." ”

All the babies said in unison, "Yes, sir." ”

"Okay, let's get started, who's going to be the first to come first?" The dog looked at the babies and asked slowly.

I looked left and right three times, but no one was willing to raise my hand.

Exam stage fright exists no matter how many teenagers there are.

The dog coughed and said, "Then I'll order it at will!" ”

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the person closest to him: "Qi Shu, come here!" ”

Qi Shu was stunned for a moment, then nodded and walked over with the sand table, raised his hand to put the sand table on the counter, and then arched his hand and said, "Sir, the kid is ready!" ”

The dog nodded and said to him: "Don't be nervous, you are the first to take the test, if you answer all the questions, I have a few rewards for you here!" ”

After speaking, he took out a red paper bag from his arms, which was obviously full of money.

Qi Shu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that the first person who came to take the test would have a reward, so he said to the dog with a face full of surprise: "Mr. Xie, the kid will answer seriously!" ”

The dog nodded and said to Qi Shu, who was obviously relaxed: "If one of them can't answer, you won't be able to take this reward!" ”

In a word, Qi Li's horse became nervous again.

Seeing that he was ready, the dog coughed and began to say the first question.